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I think I'm gonna keep puking for the rest of the week.

BritishAirways:
He is old now. Perhaps In his late 50s now.
This also looks like a movie cut

He's 62

Maynman:
Stop watching porn…. And quit masturbation.
https://www.nairaland.com/7389649/whats-fuss-no-fap

How long minimum does it take to rewire a porn addict's mind through nofap.

kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager

These are rugby players. I'd hire a rugby coach as assistant and wear my iron Man suit to training . I can't really shout.

why I'm not a fan of going back to your ex . It never works out. Ask lukaku, Torres and Costa.

5 points in the bag

captaininiobong:
Hy guys, I don't know if you have been in this, my woman that agreed to be the mother of my kids as stated by her recently stopped talking to me, picking my calls because she needed a 3million naira marriage.

I told her please why not we do moderate and use the remaining for investment. She said no. The three million is even small.

When I asked her what will we use the 3million to do, she said to buy furniture for the home. Uptill now she doesn't pick my calls, reply my chat if not that no be God showed her to me I would have deleted her number off my phone but am still keeping it for a reason I don't even know.

We have been together for long, not until a friend of mine got married and I told her they did thier marriage not less than 300k, then she said it's a big lie.

It seems you let her know your networth which is never advisable for someone you aren't married to yet.

She knows you are capable of that amount and wants to blackmail you into it. She's still a kid bro to be fantasizing about a big wedding than the future of the marriage itself. I'd back off and heal and move on if I were you. Shes entitled and very inconsiderate and draining. Imagine what will happen in your rainy days. :-

Suspect33:
useless ASUU don jam roadblock.

As much as i dislike this current administration, I love the way they've checkmate the excesses of this insatiable union called ASUU. Why would anyone want to be paid for work not done? You be thief?

Its because previous administrations have been pandering to their every whims that's why they embark on strike unscrupulously with impunity because they know they'll be begged to return to work and paid for all the months they went on strike, but unfortunately for the selfish union, they met their match in Ngige ..

There already is a crack in the union, as currently there are a lot of dissatisfied members.. Ngige foresaw this, and he quickly went and registered CONUA, so the growing numbers of dissatisfied members of ASUU who were never in support of the strike in the first place can port to CONUA and continue earning their living. Ngige baddest

What are you saying bayi nitori olorun
Who extended the strike for 8 months? ASUU or the government? After commencement of strike ,a serious government will call for a sit down. But nothing serious was said until the 5th month of strike. How else will they show their dissatisfaction with their working conditions and renumeration. Some of these lecturers sacrifice so much both as professionals in their field and as tutors to students, yet there's nothing to show for their hard labor because the government care less about them and the educational sector in general. I think you should be empathetic before talking what in the world you have no idea of.

KingDest7:
Ogbeni make I move to my boys jawe,

This one wey I don dey see Potter Out, na wa ooo

How are you and your boys

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Nairaland don start

RapistOnBail:

These Fvckers no sabi write their own yeye English wey we carry with utmost respect for naija.

This is black American vernacular and not real English Oga. Same as our pidgin here. Black Americans aren't the originators of the language. They adopted it and tweaked it to their taste.

Nice cooked marketing pitch. You can continue with $2k lies by yourself. Thanks