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Jokes Etc / Ali Baba And The 40 Thieves by Adeadeleke(m): 6:02pm On Mar 16, 2008
[b]Three friends Mr A,B and C went to have some drink and the following conversation ensure between them:
Mr A: Guys!
Mr B & C : Yeah
Mr A : I noticed my wife was reading a novel called "the twin warriors" and she gave birth to twin
People : Laughed
Mr B: Mine was reading "seven lucky stars" and she gave birth to seven children
People : Laughed again
Mr C : Mine was reading "Jesus and the 12 deciples" and she gave birth to 13 children
People : grin grin grin
Barman: and started running home
People and the three friends:Where are you runnng to?
Barman: Home!
People:But you have just open
Barman:Yeah, but my wives are reading "Ali Baba and the 40 thieves"
A,B,C and people: cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy[/b]
Health / Re: Can Rats Carry The Virus by Adeadeleke(m): 5:33pm On Mar 15, 2008
Virus cant survive in rats
Health / Re: Would You Like To Be Buried Or Would You Donate Your Body To Scientific Research by Adeadeleke(m): 1:31pm On Mar 14, 2008
Donate ur Organ so dat you become organless when you get to hell cheesy cheesy satan go even purnish you for dat. If you know you like to give it out when you die, why dont you sell it so dat the remainng people can enjoy the cash? grin ;Dmu+mu
Health / Re: I Pass Urine Almost Every Hour by Adeadeleke(m): 1:05pm On Mar 14, 2008
Guy you get problem because dats death knocking at ur door step and beside u will continue to lose weight. Pls see a doctor because dats a symtoms of a urinary infection
Health / Re: Men Can Conceive, Give Birth by Adeadeleke(m): 12:26pm On Mar 14, 2008
Not on earth lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Health / Re: Mosquitoes Now Carry And Spread HIV <Prank> by Adeadeleke(m): 11:15am On Mar 14, 2008
Mosquitoes are not capable of holdind this deadly virus for a second let alone spreadind it. Even unborn child knew this so if you dont have something meaningful to post why dont you just relax,read the post of intellegent people cheesy[color=#000099][/color]
Education / Re: ASUU To Strike Again? by Adeadeleke(m): 1:25pm On Feb 19, 2008
Bleep ASUU, why? most of their children are in private universities. Greatest nigerian student hmmmm no greeoooo[/color][color=#990000].
Celebrities / Re: Robbers Attack 2face Again: Take Jeep by Adeadeleke(m): 3:30pm On Feb 11, 2008
Before na nothing dey happen but now something dey happen grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Would U Marry Or Date A Physically Challenged Person? by Adeadeleke(m): 7:52pm On Feb 09, 2008
Why not as far as i found love in her and remember sometimes there is ability in disability
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Bed Wets? by Adeadeleke(m): 7:21pm On Feb 09, 2008
[size=8pt]With different view i now beieve this could happen to anybody because i was once a victim, not me precisely but my girlfriend, she deficated(shit) in the room at middle of the night. All i did was to make her feel is just a coincident that it could happen to me. i UnCloth her bath her,clean the room and wash her underwears. After that i said nothing about it and this makes her love me the more.And back to your question, if it is often then it is not normal then you need to see a doctor for medical help. that is time your partner need you most[/size]
Romance / Re: Urgent Advice Needed - Dating by Adeadeleke(m): 6:34pm On Feb 09, 2008
[i]You are in big trouble dear, when the two friends got to know you will be the one to loose, and beside where is the father of the two kids? am asking so that your third child wont be fatherless my advise for you is to stay out of the relationship. Let love find you instead of you looking around for love and dont be too fast because we Nigerian can be desirate atimes.[/i]

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