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Advice, counselling or money?

You already av something big.

am even jealous of you. When you make it, Dad will be proud of you.
REMAIN FOCUSED

Dotwillis1:
no chairs or bed around whia u normaly v ya 'kisses' ? ..wel u cn tel him to kneel on the floor,

Ahhhh aahhh.

When he is not a Camel.....so tall

So how is it possible to combine all these qualities?
Except in ur dreams.

SAVEDBABA:
Well to me d most ugly moment,when my crush said no to my poposal....

hmmm, sorry about that. Hope for the best this year

starlingleanets:
The control somebody is controlling in for me perfectly

lol...funny dude

starlingleanets:
You have not met any thats why.

maybe you do supress it or you 've been able to get control of urself bro.

MzNelly:
They are scared:
Of the pain, "belle", being "used and dumped" et cetera et cetera

Elantracey:
Did you say scared ?



That's so not true .

Some of then are even curious about it, rather than getting scared.

starlingleanets:
Yes i am.

Because no human on earth is Perfect to have his temperament totally controlled in such manner. Don't get ursef decieved mehn.

starlingleanets:
Truth is i don't get Hurt.

Are u human?

tryke:
lwkm....nairalanders and bad mout

Shey na lie?

Johnadams20:
Hello nairalanders please is it right for a guy to be a virgin?

[size=28]Don't you have a Career to pursue?[/size]

Justin Beiber is a little older than you (20 years), he has been able to buy a private Jet for himself.

Your mates are making money, you are wondering why you 've never bleeped

Segirl18:
You must hv open so many wrong inboxes to hv compiled a list like this...... Maybe that of a prostitute .

Bwuaaaaaahhhhh, d bolded made me laff.

If I may ask?

What are the reasons why you were separated from your Mum?

What is your age range now?
I mean how independent are you now?

A yoruba adage says: Tí owó eni kò bá tí te èku idà, a kìí bére ikú tó pà baba eni.

That is, if one's hand has not gotten hold of the sword, one does not ask for the cause of his father's death.

iamodenigbo1:
music,read,take a walk

How do you combine the 3?

temitemi1:
but me no get all dis kind text for my phone oooo

don't worry, maybe as time goes on.

• A lady's phone inbox:
1. I love you dear (Alex)
2. Can I take you out tonite? (Andrew)

3. I always feel bad when I see you
with another man (Jabu)
4. Sweetie, don't forget about the trip
(Managing Director)
5. Darling, have you seen the airtime I
sent you? (Collins)
6. Honey, I will do whatever it takes
just for you to be by my side (CEO)
7. Consider it done (Dealer Principal)

8. Baby, check your account balance
and call me back (Chairman)



•A Guys Phone Inbox:
1. Your data bundle will soon expire
(MTN)
2. Hey dude, give me a break!! I told
you I am getting married (Jane)
3. Don't you dare call me again, cheat!
(Patricia)
4. I'm warning you for the last time
okay?? (Landlord)
5. Brother I am still expecting some
money for the admission form (young
brother)
6. My son, how are you? Please send
us some money (Mama)
7. I haven't seen my period for 2
months (Neighbour's daughter)
And they think its easy being a man
We shall all live long to celebrate more in life in
good health and wealth. Cheers.

CaptainAmerica:
just go..

It's nothing.

Seconded.

Do this for her, then after this, you can forget her & spare her the explanations & apologies.


[size=65]JUST GO[/size]

Like how much does a live grasscutter cost?

tobechi74:
Abomination

what makes it an abomination?

words like: [size=23]You are a failure, can't you be like your friend?[/size]

zeb04:
I smile when I am lying no matter how I try to cover up so I don't even bother.

ma'am, It's been a long time. I wish you MERRY XMAS

farano:
Just yesterday, a friend of mine, married with two kids, told me how she called her ex-boyfriend for Xmas gift/money and he sent her some money. I don't know if there's anything wrong with that.

[size=28]Tell her She's not serious[/size]

icecalm, am really grateful for your efforts. I understand that typing could be a bit difficult, judging from d fact that there's no time.
The best thing is if people could be asking questions often.

mathefaro:
if you won't mind? I think I can help out in some areas

I don't mind, so far It's of academic assistance to everyone on this thread.

I'll also contact Kudderich to inform him.

Thanks.

Preboy:
bro, when is the next lecture coming up, we're already behind schedule

i know, am just seriously busy these days, and typing is a bit not easy. That's why I do encourage questions.

cao:
We had stopped, but you just brought it up again.

Ok, good of you.

**oya, choo knockle**

Preboy:
it is, its not, it is, its not... the both of you should make up your mind.
Clara is a nice name tho, in fact I'll be calling you Clara till I get to know your real name

boofydon:
from your fb page

cao:
And if you do know my fb page, you'd know I answer my second name.
@Preboy, I don't have any English/Germanic/Hebrew names, all igbo names. Anywho, enough about me, this thread is about JAMB, bring on the quicklime.

Interesting.


[size=25]Enough arguments on names[/size]