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Well, i could probably have died last month (Oct 23 - just few days to my birthday) in a car accident on my way to lagos.
Our driver noticed the front wheel were shaken in an unusual manner, he stopped 'immediately', only to see that 4 out of 5 nuts in the tyre rim has broken (Broken, not loosed), only one nut was left.

Beebah2000:
We still fúck again

Tooooooorrr.

Let's me sit here and wait for liars to troop in.

Candidlady:
swearz

and ihate been on the hotseat!

Trust me, she will still ask you again.

MightySparrow:
Lawful and legall are they not the same? I am not saying I or he is correct grammatically, learn me something

Hey man, no hard feelings but I'm not arguing on grammar here.
Did I ever tell you I'm mixing up the words? NO

Calm down Mr Grammarian
Let's forget it sha.

Happy Sunday.

This could either be spiritual or psychological it depends quite a number of questions and facts.

MightySparrow:
Before you comment read the varse

Your explanations in your first post was good enough but to rely solely on that Bible verse because it mentioned "lawful captive" will be so wrong.

MightySparrow:
Legal Enemies, Text:

Isaiah 49: 24

The pastor outlined why God would not be willing to intervene in someone's case if the enemies have legal things they in one's possession.
He talked about resistitution s people don't preach it today among other points.


Cheers

Wow... Enemies can be legal?

Franzinni:
Ask what the sermon of last week was and 99% of ALL Christians can't remember.

Religion is like Id card, it's just for public recognition...

Righteousness and holiness comes from within

Hmmmmmm... You're very correct.

For all the Christians that attended church service today, what was the theme of the sermon in your church?
Abi, you were pressing phone, sleeping or not concentrating ni?

Mine is Giving thanks (it's last Sunday of the month)

Denvacandy:
... we meet the guh and we gave him beating of his life and drive the wife out of the house.

Now my brother two girls are now staying with thier grandma and the wife has been pushed out....

Now imagine the guy (the concubine) ends up beating up all of you, will that not be a shame?

Raalsalghul:
Abi women?

I have no qualms with her cheating, but what would it take for her to be discreet about it?

It got to her head ni.

Jokingly, get into discussion with your wife and point out that observation.

Don't let it look as if you're accusing her

Make sure she doesn't know your username coz by the time she understands how to surf nairaland very well and she pays a visit to your profile and posts, you're gonna have loads of questions to answer.

Create it and tutor her on how to use it.

But are you sure you will be comfortable by the time nairalanders insult your Mum (since they don't know her identity)?

The gods are not to be blamed

ImaIma1:
Apparently, a lot of people out there don't value 1k or think it is worth writing a story for. Some people's account are in debit or zero naira. Pay 1k into it and they can hardly withdraw it.

Tooooooorrr,
I rest my case.

Wàhálà!

Raped an animal to death.
Ahhhhhh... This one is tough oo

Don't assume everybody blames women alone. Some are intelligent and wise enough to ask (or study) the situation around the problem before making the judgement.

It doesn't have to be women all the time.

Sufferhead:
Thank you .life just trying to defeat me.

You can't be defeated bro

I guess you had your reasons, though you hid them and gave me flimsy excuses.

You're like the best girl.

billynoni:
Donation part? I don't know whether your bank account's on Dangote's level or a local trader's level... But remembrance? Do a portrait of the mum, at least he gets to see that most time.

The gods have spoken, @Promiseibritam, go and do just that

ilduce31:
Oga use dat change send card for me. 1k no be money when them dey send for account.

Nothing is too small baba.
God sees his heart & intent.

gabazin080:
I don't know how to pick the lucky person. so I will just pick someone with the most touching story or the post with most likes by 7 am tomorrow morning

Don't reveal the criteria you will use in picking the winner.

And God bless you for this.
I know this 1k means a lot to people out there.

teacherbim:
Do I blame those calling them scammers?
No, because some are scammers and to differentiate them is difficult.

Evil people have messed up good opportunities for good-hearted people.

Sufferhead:
If I show u bashing in my previous post dat made me depressed more u still pray to God to take you home.

That's nairaland for you.
You should always expect the good, the bad and the ugly responses, now the choice is yours to sift the good ones that are beneficial to you.

Stay strong.
It won't always continue like this.
Yours is not the first.
When there's life, be rest assured that there's hope.
A Yoruba adage says: "Ba'oku, a o je eran tó tó erin" (so far, we're not dead, we will surely eat meat as enormous as elephant)

I hope you'd notify emergency medical unit to always check on you every 30 minutes or else....


Let me sip my palm wine small

It's good to have good (loyal) people around you.

tillaman:

I am left handed so it was hard getting this lister to start but with time I understood the trick but you see the day that roller hit my dad on his knee baba sat down on the floor I no fit laugh ooo, i don warn am but that Crazy afternoon was humbling for my pops, baba no gree look my face I come dey pity am say see my Superman o
that was the last time he touched the lister, ours was so powerful that it powers our electric iron that year, 2007 or there about

This got me laughing with tears dripping from my face.
I know how some fathers will always act like Jackie Chan (dem no go wan listen to their children advice)

Now, generator don hit leg

emmeyen:
This one got me. How do they even process these things they say in their head?

Kids of nowadays don't censor their words at all.

My Mum was in my brother's place and brother's wife served food to grandma (my Mum) first, then she served my niece. Grandma jokingly said "let me eat from your food".

This girl just replied grandma that "the food infront of you, do you want to pour it away"

Sermwell:
Just because I told a child that the first name is always your name and the second one is your father's name.

He went to argue with his friends that Christ is the father of Jesus!

This boy is a deep thinker. He's quite intelligent.

shopwiser:
he is dead already

For real?

Jesus Christ �