₦airaland Forum

That is why Biyafara will
remain a mirage,

The Igbos hate & detest
themselves..


How do you use such a rock
on the head of a compatriot, if
not to kill him?

Sowore don become
America pikin...

Buhari dey fear America the
way virgin dey fear preeeek.

Sowore!!
Revolution NoW !!

Carry Go!!!

Zombie way
na one way,

Joro, jara, jorohh,

Zombie way
na one way,

Joro jara jorooohh

Investigate that your
Calabar security man...

Itz all about the 'grip'.....


Legends will understand ..

100m wetin nah?

Na dollars, naira, cedis or CFA francs?

The color of this money get
as e be..

Mr Destruction!


Ihedioha boys @work!!

Calabar,
Akwa Ibom.


*killing twins,
*Roasting people,
*labeling innocent children as witches!!


Na dem speciality.

Come for. night, the roasted man
don 'disappear'!



If you know, you know..

Guyyy,

If u know quick give this gehl
belle or marry her, she go dump
you sooner than later, for a wadded
guy.



No talk say I no warn you.

Dem done already hire finish.

Dis one na the audio..

Under Buhari, the only thing you
are sure of is hunger & poverty..

Even the country is broke; that is why
they are borrowing & taxing.

The man is just too dull & surrounds
himself with only dull bootlickers..

Fighting for stolen 'Mugus'!!



As in Fela;


Who steal my Mugu?
Who steal my mugu?

My precious mugu,
My precious mugu,

I get am for Yahoo,
for 40 dollars,

How I go hammer?
How I go hammer?

I go die oh!
I go die oh!

Looking back almost five years from
the presidential verdict of 2O15 & viewed
from the perspective of 2O19 elections
& its aftermath juxtaposed with the
current situation in the country, can we
say that the fiery former Minister Of
Niger Delta affairs has been vindicated?



Below is the summary of the event as
it unfolded under the supervision of the
the INEC Chairman, Professor Jega.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/remembering-orubebe/amp/

"Classical. First of its kind. Wow. Or how best can one capture a situation where a serving minister tried to truncate the announcement of the result of the last presidential election? It is really difficult to forget. So, I was not surprised that President Muhammadu Buhari on Monday remembered Elder Godsday Orubebe, a former minister of Niger Delta Affairs, at the 2018 Democracy Day lecture.

Buhari said the ex-minister should have been invited to listen to Attahiru Jega, a former chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), who was the lecturer. Orubebe had harassed Jega that day, saying: “Jega you have been compromised, we are no longer confident in you.”

“Here, I must digress to raise an observation about the programme organisers because I did not see Mr. Orubebe who ought to have come and listen to Prof. Jega deliver his lecture. This is a major observation.

“That instance, for those of us who were lucky that there was light and we had the television to see the confrontation between Orubebe and Prof. Jega, it will remain a life impression to many of us.”

Orubebe’s action led to a new lexicon being added to our local dictionary. I remember a friend sent me a BlackBerry message, which read: “New word now in the English dictionary: ‘Orubebe’ (noun): The process of trying to disrupt a smooth running process, especially through a fraudulent and dishonest means”; (verb): “to make an attempt to disrupt a gathering/smooth running process…” : E.g. Noun: The birthday party resulted in an Orubebe before the police intervened. Verb: Every time Liverpool FC is winning Manchester United, they always want to Orubebe the match.”

Orubebe, who is founder of the Glory Sanctuary Christian Centre (GSCC), Ogbogbagbene, Burutu Local Government, Delta State, really danced naked in the market square without being ashamed.

Because defeat was staring the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the face, he enjoyed his naked show being beamed live on national television stations. He thought it was good for the cameras to record him; so he moved forward before making his point. He spurned the advice that he could be heard from where he sat. He wanted his face to be seen and ended up being the worse for it.

He cut a pitiable sight as he sat on the red rug close to where Jega and other senior officials of the electoral umpire were. His request: the process must be stopped. He had started his theatrics first standing and when he seemed to be making not much sense to Jega, he sat on the red rug and for close to 30 minutes, he held everyone hostage and no plea could make him leave the stage. He screamed, shouted and giggled like a man desperate to have his way. His eye balls bulged as though they would jump out of the socket as he shouted: “No, we will not take this.”

His eyes also spoke volume about the pains he was going through at the suffocating fate of his darling party under whose platform his dream of governing Delta State crashed like a pack of cards. He kept jumping up and down and raising his hands to drive home his point. All he wanted was for Jega to return to his office and empanel a body to investigate his party’s petition.

He said Jega was biased against the PDP and deliberately not investigating the complaints about events in some All Progressives Congress (APC) stronghold. Orubebe, an Ijaw man from Ogbobagbene, Burutu Local Government Area of Delta State, who was born on 6 June 1959, could not stand the coming fate.

The elder later apologised in an interview with reporters, saying he regretted his naked dance in the market square. He said his emotion got the better part of him. He begged Nigerians and the youths who look up to him to forgive him, adding that as an elder in the church he went beyond bounds. President Goodluck Jonathan’s commendable act of conceding defeat even before official declaration of Buhari as the president-elect must have made him feel like a fool".

Wetin the fish do dem nah?

Irresponsible father leaving
such a small girl out at night!!

Ordinary N3O candle u no fit buy,
For say dem kidnap her fa?

An orphan like you, who lacks
any form of home training, managed
to get admitted in a local
College of education, acquires a
TECNO phone & comes on
Social media to challenge his
superiors.


Never ever use your leprous finger
to quote me in your miserable life again.

JastSiryin:
You should've simply stopped at congratulating her, instead of the rubbish you typed at the end.

I don't know why money has become the metric for many a good virtue. What do you know about being ambitious? Do you know if her ambition was to churn out the best and most cultured students possible? But no, because she's not stanky rich, she mustn't have been ambitious.

My guy wise up! There are many destitutes who are infact ambitious. Ambition is cheap! And it's not a guarantee that one would succeed anyways, so I don't know what you're on about.

Meet a girl on Monday &
y'all wait till Wednesday, in this
our digital age??

Inside job & collaboration!!


If you know, you know!!

Their bloods shall be on the
hands of Buhari who refuses to
allow the Laws of our land to
punish these animals when our
forces apprehend them..

An animalistic man indeed..


Where has such a dirty man been, all
this time his yeye brethren have been
murdering, raping, killing, kidnapping,
Destroying & burning?


Since his people live in bush & forests,
they don't want civilized people to
be in peace.


One day, Buhari govt will end!!!



Nonsense!!

Can somebody in this forum
tell me the relevance of an emir?

Do they contribute anything in form
of human or economic progress
society the rule over?

They seem more of parasites that
do nothing apart from taxing &
feeding off the poor Hausas while
using religion to control them.

The truth is that, it is emirate
system that has kept the north backward
in every index of human development..





Happy 45th Anniversary, Sarkin Zazzau!!

It is such women that should
get nominated for National Award
for dedication to duty..


Imagine being a classroom teacher
for over 3O years & still earning 35k!!


It appears she sef wasn't ambitious
in improving her qualifications.

But great Nigerian all the same. I will
surely give my widowers mite

A northern Nigerian Muslim
shares his experience.

Copied;


OUR DESTRUCTIVE NORTHERN ATTITUDES
By Auwal Sani Anwar
In 2001, I noticed three young men sleeping in a mosque in one small town in Northern Nigeria where I worked in a higher education institution. For the next two days, I observed two of them praying in congregation five times a day, yet the mosque remained the accommodation for the three of them. On the third day, I casually engaged them in a conversation asking about the other one. They just laughed and told me that he was not a Muslim. Surprised, I pried further. They told me that the two (Yoruba Muslims) and the one (Igbo Christian) met at a connecting station on their way (from their respective Southern states) to that town, and they became friends. Their missions were to obtain application forms for entrance into the Institution. Given that none of them knew anyone in the town, they resolved to live in the mosque and even offered their friend accommodation. They were afraid I was going to rebuke them when I told them that the Prophet had accommodated guest Christians in his Holy mosque too. But that was not the issue.
The remarkable thing was that these children stayed in that mosque for nearly six months within which, they obtained the forms, secured the admission, registered and started the programs. For a fact, at the time they came, the three of them only had enough to obtain the forms. They had just a few clothes and no money for food. They told me they'd gotten jobs as labourers on one building site. A few months later they'd saved enough to rent a shop and open a barbing saloon, which the Igbo guy ran as the other two continued their menial job. I was so impressed that I felt compelled to assist with the admissions. Well, to cut the story short, at the moment the three young men are gainfully employed and prospering. One of them is even a lecturer in the same Institution. Now reverse back to that month when I met them.
A few days after meeting them, it pricked me that I'd these two Hausa cousins who were back home in Kano living with our grandparents. I obtained two forms and rushed to Kano to give them to fill in. I gave them on Friday when I arrived and told them I'd be leaving on Sunday. By Monday, they had not filled in the forms. I was shocked and wanted to know why, after all I'd promised to assist with accommodation (which would naturally come with feeding), registration, and a few other things. This was despite being a starter myself, less than a year into my first job. All they could finally say was, 'Nasarawa is far. Too far.' I was deflated, I'd to tuck my tail between my legs and trudge back to my destination.
Ten years later, my cousins are still at home, waiting for us to ASSIST them whenever we come home. They are also there to probably abuse us if we don't. And no doubt, this personal story must resonate with many people all over the North.
The question is, what can we do to change this destructive attitude that pervades our people and our clime? What can we do to make even the ordinary man on the streets see and appreciate the big picture? What can we say to make them honour, believe and chase 'long term' fruits? How can we save them and ourselves from the mockery of living in a Nigeria where our region is economically deteriorating and socially fragmenting? It is time we begin looking for answers from within. Let us begin doing something please."

I don't know why her face reminds
me of an orangutan..



Sun never even rise finish
..

A dedicated Nigerian nonetheless..
Kudos


You can never see northerners showing
such dedication unless it is for religion.

E be like say, Ned wan turn her
to Beyonce by force..

Calabar & Akwa Ibom babes
dey try....



She take dangerous tohtoh style
kill person father.



Guys,,,,, stop using those cheap, untested
Chinese 'Viagra'. It can stop your
hearts anytime during bed action.

You wan kee dem with
the cancerous eba?

Dem for take the egusi with semo,
akpu or tuwo rice.



maybe sef, na the too much pepper wey we
dey put for our food make us no
get sense like oyibo people

In life, everything can't be
perfect.

just manage what you have..

This girlfriend may suddenly dump
you one day, knowing she doesn't have
a future with you, and where would you
then be?