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Please confess to your pastor...both of you

2years...but 1year, 6month is another good starting point

SmartChoices:
Ur unknown fada!!

Your father's father...#notonlyfourfathers/ur5fadaz

They would have reprogrammed this guy's brain...#ipityhimmamanpapa

Can't be real...residential building and not estate....he can lie

Miss debby, I would advise you don't try abortion

Confide in your mother


You can also trace his house, confide in his mom...she will accept you if your mom rejetcs you..m(hats if she is a good mother tho
uote author=debbysmyles post=42275001]Pls I need advice,i just had to create a new account to avoid embrassment.
I'm 21yrs old and I had sex for the first time 1month ago,i was feeling sick so I decided to visit the doctor only to discover that i am pregnant.

I told my boyfriend and he suggested abortion..the problem is I don't want to abort the baby cos of fear.I kept my since till one ago because of different Phrophecy concerning pregnancy I must not abort if I do I will die.
I told my boyfriend everything but he insist I abort it if not he is going to abandon me to my fate.
My mum will kill me,society will crucify me,i have cried and cried,i don't know what to do.

Some guys are wicked upon all the promise of love.
I would have kept my virginity if I had known.[/quote]

Abort...and your life and love-life will never remain the same again

LAjibade:
I have not seen him again and I have not spoken with him since September 2013, which was only three months after he arrived to America. I did asked him on Facebook but he won't respond.

Publish his name....i will follow him up

LAjibade:
What is "Lawa"?

Meaningless



The certificate is fake dear....just move on


The best will come your way soon

saaedlee:
Madam, That why you dont have it?
Besides, who has right of passage?

She doesn't have one...madam can't answer ur question


#that'smyxterratype....i trust mine, if na me, I go just climb the #toyotabig4nothing

Sure she is...she can't deny that...#inherperiodiguess

The guy is now broke I guess...woman

kennyman2000:
Hahahahahaha.. This buhari regime gonna be fun. Order shaming the looters! Chai! Its indeed order from above.


Check my signature for ur customised wristband

Tot u wanted to say ' check my signature for ur customised order from above' or 'handcuffs'

Another bail that might neva see the day light....#buhariooooo

The barber is a complete barber(farmer) from iseyin

Nairaland...an online hospital where everybody/anybody with a browsing phone is qualified to be a doctor....#SeunDaMedicalDirektor...#LalasticlalaDaScrotumSpecialist...#MMODMedicalmoderators

somadinho10:
You guys just killed an alfa

Or you parish priest

ShitHead:
Chai! These guys don finally kill Nneka! Heehhh! Evil pipu!

No...it is Nneka's mum from the villa

I am sure he wanted to snap them with the phanthom

[quote author=TRADELYN post=42154970]Hmmmm...strange, but true.
Nkan mbe

Jara oooo

That's 10k for her villa

naijadeyhia:
I am just imagining the discussion between PMB and GEJ as he tries to explain.



PMB --- jonathan sfeak and exflain youaselp in zis mazser

GEJ --- Buhari my brother pls first allow me explain to you how stealing is not corruption before I now tell my story... you need to understand it.... you must understand it because you may hear me mention some heart attack provoking figures but you must bear in mind the explanation I will givenow about stealing not being corruption

PMB--- I thought you said I do not have certipicate so yoar exflanatuan will not work with me as I am not cuanpigured to understand how stealing is not cuaraption...baba ti take over....Drops mic

Who is this slowpoke?

#That'sWisdom


GEJ will definitely be nabbed



Not later but sooner

Just2month



Jonathan will be in jail

#lalasticlala...comment plz...or release a feature(response) to this plz

Anticipating

Small time na...one fool go run con here talk say fayose my role model

#iyalayaanybody

manup:
Each time President GEJ collects an award some many people be like eh i go die o.
But chill, another big award is coming next week hope u are ready to celebrate with Our Hero, GEJ.

He should continue collecting his awards whist it last....your hero will end in jail...

Movie title: Could this be love
U have 2 option


Pay the shoemaker off secretly

Leave her to her faith

I am sure the Norway wud be wondering if the Nigerian guy had been poisoned...


OnHisMind: Is he dead
#lol

festyese:
Why is federal government taking it so hard on MTN. Naija want foreign investors and u dey treat MTN like this. which other network provider can boast of the number of staff MTN parade. MTN has done well for this country. Were on earth do expect MTN to pay such amount of money within a little time frame. Mtn sales for a whole year no fit pay that fine. FG should reconsider their stand on this issues and think of a way forward. "MTN.... Everywhere u go

We are talking of fraud here

brunofarad:
This is a wrong one

This singular move will scare away like 50 potential oyibo investors.

What is this? And people are liking this...