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Dimienedonkz:
BREAKING: Amaechi’s Soldiers Invade Ikwerre LGA HQ Attempt To Seize INEC Materials
#RiversReRun
A citizen reporter at the scene of the incident, Amadi Henry reports toThe Trentthat Nigerian soldiers claiming
to be acting under orders from minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi have invaded the headquarters of Ikwerre
Local Government Area and ordered officials of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
According to our source, who spoke to our reporter on the phone just before midnight on Friday, March 18,
2016, the troops were led by Captain Amakuru, a soldier who was a star witness for the All Progressives
Congress (APC) at the election tribunals. The soldiers invaded the office of the Local Government Council and
ordered the police on duty to vacate the premises. The police resisted the order saying that they are not under
the command of the military and were protecting the sensitive INEC electoral materials for the rerun election
slated for Saturday, March 19, 2015. Present at the local government headquarters is the caretaker chairman
of Ikwerre LGA, Honourable Samuel Nwanosike and reports say he is being held hostage by troops. The
standoff between the soldiers and the police is still on at the time of filing this report. We will bring you more
updates on this development. The re-run election are to fill 2 senatorial seats, 12 seats on the house of
representatives, and 22 seats in the Rivers House of Assembly. Elections are taking place in 23 local
government areas, 319 wards, and 4,442 polling units.

http://ezesays..nl/2016/03/breaking-amaechis-soldiers-invade.html?m=1

DemonReporter

BeardedMeat:
Sango is really not letting off your destiny. You need Jesus!

And you need satan...U are one of his disciples

freshvine:
Sango is already working against your destiny. How can you say "may God punish everyone that believe in this picture" when the right terminology should be may God punish promoters of this misinformation.

Anyway your illiteracy stinks to high heaven. Zombies have indiscretion attitudes.

Is it the fault of promoters or the fault of u naive PDP

That is the reason why you will die trying...

Small time now we go need shekau to clean up boko haram and fulani heldsmen palava

I am sure some PDP has been fooled with this propaganda pix...how does the picture where ameachi stands correlate with the cargo plane offloading it's good...May God purnish every1 that believe in this pinture

egalitarian78:
f

For falilah ketan

Dharniel:
asin, wind down completely...

U can't totally wind down my nissan xterra 2010 back glass...


I av packed the jeep ever dern

Jonathan left with all the goodluckx...Buhari with badluck like bread and butter

What is this? Can somebody telll me what dis is

Why be say na only ladies him dey caarry

Thank God you know that you need help...your problem is half solved...consult your pastor for deliverance

xreal:
Royalty and polygamy.

abeg una, no show face if u aren't invited.

Please tell lalasticlala and this other PDP boy


#remindmeofhisname

Alirem:
what the fvck are u guys clicking?? la click la form gang la arrest la torture la confess

La click la don jazzy

ivili:
Why is everyone going "La click",am I missing something here?

La Click La Get Along

#abacha


So slow and sluggish

Ecoterrorism:
Trump will round it up on super Tuesday

Undisputed! Sure, he will...no strong rival

Ecoterrorism:
Trump showed that he is the man to beat after standing tall against Rubio and Cruz attacks

I watched the debate from the beginning to the end, there is nothing explosive about trump...that's what debate is all about.


#trumphasabadcumblabbingtonguethou

#nigbanankor...everything about the state in its sleeping mode...even the governor is still sleeping

IYANGBALI:
Where is the president now?I didn't saw him in the photo

All you need to do is to open your eyes properly to see him...you don't need to saw him

drss:
omo una see GOP debate yesterday it was explosive up donald trump.

What's explosive about the debate?

Good news...this man is so fake...

Op...do the needful...just enjoy your 6month sex siwes days with him...other siwes student will be on his bed soon

snoopdg:
What a shambolic write to rubbish a man and a party that inherited a failed system covered up as working, what pmb have done when virtually will those in the system he inherited are as those who handed over to him, he inherited a padded economy hence the current realities, how long has this man be in governance to label him failed, could GEJ have taken over such system and turned it around in the short time this govt has been in place?

It baffles me when people who don't have an association under their management take to the social media to discredit those in governance past or present, now, how does this sham of a write up fix Nigeria if I may ask? Does it change the fact that APC and pmb run the show? How much have you been paid for this this angst of yours you just presented here?

Get it right, your anger at this govt won't change anything.

God bless nigeria

Only barking...#barcanista

Your home(PDP) is in shambles...go and assist alli modu Sherrif in re-organising the party instead of you writing/ranting here...doing that will bring you more fortune and fame coz the money stolen by the past administration is still there.

Misterdhee1:
Bros Barcanista, it's a pity we support the same club.. I know Barca fans to be objective in their thoughts, but this your write up seems very far from objectivity..

He doesn't know what he his saying, he has lost it all, all element and features of a good writeup are missing, but creative thou




He is only interested in being mentioned but not been takn serious

mynd1:
Can some body tell me who dis guy is plss?

A failed and disappointed writer who has failed in the public media and now showcasing is frustration on social media...He has tried so many things, 2016things actually, even failed in delivering his candidate in the last presidential and gubernatorial elections but only successful in one...criticising buhari

Untop diz crazy heat, my wife still dey hit me for midnite...#oyamakewedo

eedel:
Those boobs re practically on d floor

Remember she is on the runway...here boobs should be on the runaway too

See what rise in dollars has caused...#buhari

This churchill guy is not smilling anymore ooo....#iamnotsureheishappilymarried