Wasted soul.....

You're not an electrician but you had the courage to climp a pole....wao....village people got his address

andrewtosin:
Kogi kwa?

Second successive day no case reported in FCT... I wish it continues like this

Wait till tommorrow, you will see FCT cumulative score 101

Horlayhemy:
I hope one day we won't wake up to the news that somebody dispels the rumors that Buhari is the President.

Are you ready to pay school fee before?

llakes4real:


What do you suggest the government do? Distribute money to them to develop their area?

Let the government provide modern and well interconnected roads there may be it will not develop

Go get yourself a good sex and all forms of anxiety would be erased

*News: President Buhari sacks Prof. Uwakwe as NECO Registrar for embezzlement.
-Dimwit: I said it! He will appoint a Fulani man!

*News: PMB appoints Prof Obioma from Abia to head NECO.
-Dimwit: what is NECO? An Igbo man can never head any useful position!

*News: Presidency looking for new chief of staff.
-Dimwits: this is not news, we already know a Fulani man will take it.

*News: PMB appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari from Kwara State as COS.
-Dimwit: remove Agboola from the name! Gambari is Fulani! Don't you see;
BuhaRI, KyaRI & now GambaRI?! Kwara people were originally Fulanis before their blood line mixed with Nupe & Gbayi!

*News: Uromi railway completed.
-Dimwit: its a lie, I passed there yesterday!

*News: Picture & video news of Uromi railway.
-Dimwit: and so fucking what? Is this
how a 20th century rail should look like? Why are you celebrating mediocrity?

*News: 1st phase Apapa/oshodi expressway nearing completion.
-Dimwit: what nonsense? Is this not the same road PMB cancelled the contract in the 80's? If he had allowed it to be finished would we still be building it?

*News: Fact check: PMB did not cancel any road construction, instead investigations into contract for the road was done.
-Dimwit: and so what? What is there to celebrate? It is governments job to fix road, they don't deserve any celebration.

*News: Army suffers setback as troops run into ambush.
-Dimwit: foolish soldiers/government! See how bokoharam is destroying them.

*News: Airforce targets terrorists compound destroying buildings, BDA shows total destruction with many dead. Army on mop operations kill 67 & captured 5
-Dimwit: where are the bodies? We don't need PR/propaganda, army should have ended this war since! America would have ended it in 5 mins! Why can't you buy drones so you can finish them in 3 secs? Why don't you have satellite to see them in your sleep? Why don't you bomb all of Bornu & Yobe? Why don't you set Sambisa on fire? Why is PMB not at the warfront with them?

*News: Coronavirus numbers continue to increase in Lagos.
-Dimwit: coronavirus is a scam! It cannot survive in Nigeria .

*News: NCDC spends millions on testing & setting up facilities:
-Dimwit: its a lie, they have looted the money! Audio money!

*News: Atikus son tests positive for coronavirus
-Dimwit: May God grant you healing.

*News: Abba Kyari contracts coronavirus.
-Dimwit: Good! It will catch everyone! My contact told me PMB is positive.
*News: PMBs test comes back negative.
-Dimwit: My contact told me they switched PMBs result with Kyaris.

*News: Kyari dies from coronavirus.
-Dimwit: are we sure he's the one being buried? Who is in aso rock? Where is Osinbajo?

*News: Osinbajo chairs virtual NEC meeting.
-Dimwits: he is an audio VP! He has been reduced to nothing.

Nigerian social media, a comedy of imbeciles.

I refuse to be part of empty skulls who believed the supposed video in the first place...

Kano has 4 different isolation centres. The sanni abacha stadium is part of the 3 still in progress, that's in the news.

We are only educated in Nigeria but are we truly educated?

I hope they were able to beat those policemen to death

Radarada

Let her confide in you further, she had just been introduced to serial/repeated sex.

Take it or leave it, this is the truth
Doctor will ironically tell you it is infections...

What is it is one of the militant recording this shit

Doing all these for the pictures

Lower upper class

Malaria treatment can take this form too...

The account sound more like you recover from malaria/typhoid.

In Nigeria, Malaria is now synonymous to COVID-19 - raymond dokpesi

Hmmm.
If not mysterious death, it will be tagged strange

ogorchimeizie:
Why are infected people running.. Is there something they are not telling us...??

If she is found, please 10 stroke of cane won't kill her.

Thank you

I heard that the treatment isn't always an easy one...
Just like the proceedure of testing

You should both be tested of COVID-19

Fumigate

The only governor rocking and enjoying this COVID-19 perood

And his village people located the hospital....
They got him at last

See oil
See covid

Smartbrainfix:
Who identified them, how and what criteria? This saddens my heart whenever government proves further their ineptitude to people whose common wealth is handled by............

Fill the gap

By F9's

henryobinna:
if doctors are dying who then will attend to those infected?

Teachers will train more doctors and nurses

Kudos bro....

If possible, go for DNA before taking full responsibility of the boy and also to avoid future story that touch

Premiumwriter:
when will you realize you're not a big deal?

IPOB - Emoney

One week governor

Burna no even try reach 9ice alapomeji

Who be burna boy where teni de trillionaire dey

kingteeee:
Hi Nairalander,
Advice is needed here please help me out, I was using Lexus ES330 2005 for over 2 years which I had no issue with it but late last year I involved in an accident which cost some damages on the car and after repair I sold the car but now I need a car again and my budget is between 1.7m - 2.1m I think I should go for a low maintenance car so I’m confused maybe I should buy Corolla 2005-2007 model or Camry 2007-2009 model. Thanks

Depending on purpose/use, if for personal use, you can get a very clean tokunbo camry2007/2008 @ 2m-2.1m but if for transportation business, go for clean tokunbo corrola 2005/2007 @ 1.7m-2m.

You won't regret buying any of these two.

Move out please

Angelfrost:


How exactly is the police supposed to investigate that??! Who do they arrest, a demon??!...

You lack experience on how Nigerian police works....let him report first

quirus:


Do police arrest spirits?

Nigerian police does

You have just been spiritually raped...

Report a rape case to the the police