₦airaland Forum

ceejay80s: If u abolish state of origin, u go equally abolish to many languges in naija, we need just one languge. And i choose pigeon english as a major language

thank u my broda! There are alot of ppl with brilliant ideas but no formal education. They have been silenced in the society because they cant speak good english, imported language. Pidgin english should be made our second official language.

Peeps please i am desirous to know the difference between a voice mail and answering machine. They both perform similar functions to me

[quote
author=Lovely empress ]Hmmm most guys wants girl that the whole world
hasn't been through. A woman who doesn't Change when times get rough.[/quote]not completely true. we have seen girls who get married as a virgin but goes wierd after her first experience. we have seen ladies who become calm and make a better wife and mother after having been sampled by the whole world.if what u say is true, men still get married to s3x workers, men still choose girls disflowered by another man over a virgin.of cause i turned down two ladies while i was in school simply because they were virgin.it is not every man that is crazy about virgin. the kind of woman i desire is the one that will be by my side when it is cold, will take care of my children, will appear in the comunity as a married woman and not as a loose girl,will obey and respect me,will add positively to the success of the family.

ATMC: did u get it before i edited it?

u arnt responding.

ATMC: did u get it before i edited it?

yes i did.fenks. u can check ur mail now and possibly respond. fenks

ATMC: check ur mail

noffin is there thats from u.

ATMC: lol

and why are u laughing now? Lol. Just do it for me pls!!!!

Atmc can u beep me rite now?

ATMC: hahaha...make somebody no ejaculate o, i no dey o

no be u start am?

ATMC: with respect to sweet or...?

wrt sweet wrapped btw two thin layered walls situated btween two legs of a feminine homosapien;
wrt icecream in a horney pot hidden in the secret place of guarded by two iroko trees. Lol

adefash: Why ppl no dey sleep?

yyyyyyy?

adefash: Atmc is the only female on this thread. Why?

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

ATMC: mouth is to food as tongue is to...

liki liki

Atmc is the only female on this thread. Why?

Why ppl no dey sleep?

ATMC: my heart wasn't broken actually cos i never gave him my heart...if i'd ended up with him, it'd have been out of what-i-don't-know but it definitely wouldn't have been love, as for d healing, it is of disappointment and not of a broken heart...my heart is still in tact

thats cool. Since i know that now i am happy.so dont let me divert us from the real thread.

ikekings: Yea... Only with the tip of the tongue...

it doesnt need to get to the back of the tongue to get the most pleasurable experience.

I can not but to say hmmm. Since this thread is not for that issue,i reserve my comment. I believe u must have gotten over it completely by now. If not i wish u speedy healing of a broken heart.

Atmc is the story u narated about ur bf real? Did he do it?

ATMC:

and what does this expression mean? I am curious!

M M M: How much?

so whenever some1 says something cost u,it must always be money. The simple question could have been "what will it cost me?" it could be love, job, money, affection fast food or what have u.ATMC is not a s3x worker.

Ademab: when u say 'all'  disagree on that. Cos last month  attended one that started in school. And 2days ago  heard of another and last week sat yet another. But all of them hhad one thing in common 'bed undefiled' that I'm sure of.

i defiled my bed wella and we still got married. I know alot of those who defiled their bed and still got married.

[quote author=190-the-clown]All University relationships never work #fact#

Tested by 190! [/quote]i met my fiance when she was in ss1, i just finished my waec then. We were together throughout our university days.we are happily married now.
I have a high school mate then. He started a relationship with his girl then as far back as when we were in jss 2 as far as i can remember. They were never separated for one hour as much as i know. They are happily married now with 2 kids.
There is a friend of mine. We met while in 100L. He met his fiance while we were in 200L in the same school. They got married seven years latter. Former governor of osun state,oyinlola married her secondary school alumni. Where and how they met i dont know. Former governor of ekiti otunba Niyi Adebayo met his wife i think before he got to higher institution or while in higher institution. They are married. Alot and lot and lot of them like that. Whetever that can happen to university relationship can happen to any relationship outside university.
My candid advice to this undergraduate who wants to get married without a job. Love makes man go out to fend for his family. The money he brings home sustains the love. Love alone is not enof without money and vise versa.

SpicyMimi: Says who? We know what we want....we just dont want Dogs as husbands! Unfortunately....most of these guys out there are nothing bt dogs...

performing their "dog" acts with women and not animals remember!

[quote author=dansmog++] have and put your total focus on Jesus Christ.
Believe that you have the power to overcome every temptation that come on your way.
when tempted, always say to your self "i am a child of God, i cannot do this to offend God.
learn to quote the bible.
always ask for the grace of God, because you can't do this alone.


http://christly-minded..com/2012/10/how-to-overcome-temptations.html?showComment=1350921866394#c8425165222960687143[/quote]how long is he going to do that. Do u know the distraction he gets from trying to confess jesus everytime he gets tempted? A s3x-starved man loses focus and becomes angry irespective of his religion.it is easier for women. The implication of that is it gets to a time that he starts developing s3xual urge whenever he sees anyfin in skirt, indescent urgly ladies,even old women. It is not easy i believe, the reason jesus could not stay longer on earth as a bachelor.

I dont get tempted easily because i have fashioned out easy ways to avoid temptation. If i get tempted, i dont like being a slave to temptation, i fall for it because i have to releive myself of the stress.its not something that happens frequently.
My candid advice: send ur housemaid packing, get a mistress outside. Sending her packing without getting an alternative will not take ur mind off her. If u think ur woman will appreciate it if she knows u remain faithful while she was away,u are deceiving urself.women dont apreciate things. They aprct lies more.just play ur game outside wella and keep ur family together. My $1Million advice!

mankevo: Re-election loses so far in Nigeria:
2003;;;; Malla Kachala of Borno lost to Modu Sheriff
Mbadinuju Chinweoke Anambra lost to (Ngige/Obi)
All South west AD governors except Tinubu (Niyi Adebayo Ekiti,Segun Osoba Ogun,Pa Adefarati Ondo,Lam Adesina
Oyo,Bisi Akande Osun,Mohammed Lawal Kwara, Abubakar Audu Kogi lost to Idris,Rabiu Kwankwaso Kano
lost to Shekarau
2007;;; Agagu Olusegun Ondo lost to Mimiko,Ladoja Oyo lost to Akala,Olagunsoye Oyinlola Osun lost to Aregbesola Rauf,....
2011;;; Ikedi Ohakim Imo lost to Rochas,Mahmud Aliyu Shinkafi(MAS) Zamfara lost to Yari,Akwe Doma Nazarawa lost to Almakura
(CPC)

2015 ALL THOSE THAT RELY ON GODFATHERISM loosing to REAL PROGRESIVES

i think the op is talking about those that lost directly during election and not those that were unseated by tribunal. all of the afore mentioned governors lost except olusegun agagu, oyinlola, who were unseated by tribunal.

I get more confused whenever they call out a bible passage and what i here someone reads out sounds different from what i am getting from my bible. Trying to check the next person to me toi see if i actually open to the right passage, i find out that though i open to the right passage, but i get confused.for that reason i stoped going to church with bible since they will read to my hearing in chuch.when the need be, i jot things out.

slimyem: *yawns*
...too many things to be conscious of....

abiiiiiii

dopeJemi: Now this is something i was reasoning today at church,

Can a born again christian be in the army

we all know that armies kill in d process of fighting war

It was in the bible that 'thou shall not kill'

So I wanna know if a christian can be in the army

the God that says we should not kill, doesnt He kill? He killed pharao and his army in sea. What does an army of a country do? Protect the city against external attack. Who does an army obey? A government. Who institute a government? God! God gives us the order to obey the government.
The question i will like u to answer here is"will a christian worship God under the protection of an army in a troubled city?"

Them sitdon there count the money to no say na one milla? Lwkmd!
Any winch way police try sha.