₦airaland Forum

mohumyta: I would be happy because i have a part-time job that pays more than what I am earning with my full-time job.

plaese can we have a private chat? I wish to know the part time job u have thats fetching u more than ur full time job. I have my contacts on my signature.

If microbes are present in our mouth and they feed fat on the remnants of the left over meal, we can be washing our mouth with alcohol to kill the bacteria (joke). Instead of brushing mouth after every meal why not be washing it with mouth wash? Abi we go dey go fast food joints with tooth paste again?

I experienced the same thinh my brada. When i dialed *556# to check my main balance i saw the previous balance. I tot the recharge wasnt succesful after having thrown the card away.imagine! I called them with anoyance and what the guy told me was that i should have called their customer care line before subscribing for the package. The worst thing is that the useless network no come dey go. Maybe we should mobilise mtn users nationwide not to recharge for 3 days. I believe something will be done asap.

This is a good idea. Since it has been predicted that lasgidi will be washed away by flood in the next 50yrs, this will make us have exact figure of those who will be washed away.(pardon me this is an expensive joke)

ATMC: lol @48 hrs, well, i didn't send d mail cos ur wifey withstood me

as per my wifey,thats no issue. We can work out things.lets get talking first. Still waiting for your response.

Engine size please. Central lock,powered botton window? Let me know if it can fly for 300k then i can schedule a time for inspection and possible purchase. Fenks.

Finally hope for the unemployed youths. If u can pea 50litres of urine everyday,which kain work u dey look for again.

belhomme: lobatan! oju ti jonah, ONI ati fuel subsidy lobatan!!!

lets see how far it will go if nigerian govt will not kill it.

[quote author=gse-integrity]1. Where is the fourth girl?
2. How long can the system last? I mean the whole of the stuff. Remember a white man will tell you 'This will last for 100 years' sort of.[/quote]we like imported ideas while we trash our own. The children are just starting and these oyibo u are talking about will not tell how long the equipment will last the first day it is invented. And even if it doesnt last as long as they promise, do we arrest them?

Do u mean i pay for it and look for money to clear it down to 9ja or the fee includes clearing and custom duty.more pics please.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Far from it, he just can't hit your G-sp0t no matter how hard he tries.[/quote]you may not be rite my brother. Women enjoy xes the moment they are havint it but they dont want it if they have not started it. I always imagine that is this not the woman that was complaining of not interested in xes whenever i see her responding desirously during xes. They dont want it once they have not had it. They dont want to stop once they are in the act. They forget it once they have stopped. This may not be applicable to all mind u.

Pritheeann: .....on point dear

if women dont want xes as much as men want, do you blame men for bein poligamous? Has nature not made it that only one woman cannot satisfy the sexual need of a man?

ATMC: i want a man who will want sex once in a blue moon!

fenks God i have seen the bone of my bone. My blue moon comes every 48hrs. So we can be having s3x 24hrs. You havnt replied my mail as u promised.

honeyguy: natural gas is very cheap here in Canada but am not sure about Nigeria..if you want it you can call Sesan @ 080 23443923

ok thanks but can u tell me major challenges one has for using natural gas. Thanks for sesan's number.

Pls why do you want to conver it? I am thinking of buying a gen powered by natural gas.how affordable and available is the gas?

Forester45: Check out Winners Medical Diagnostic Research Institute. They have there branches around Nigeria. Or u can google it out. Think its abt Dr Jacob Abdullahi. But its herbal oriented (Winniecure suspension) and according to the information, it works. Check it out. Thanks

are u saying they cure HIV there or manage it?

HQ: This will be a hot thread. Wait till the others get in.

You can't be too sure until you become poor and maybe date some girl, and see yourself.

becoming poor is HEELLish and suicidal.it is different from being born poor. If u are born poor and,perhaps in the comunity dominated by the poor,you wont see as a crime.

The word"poverty" is relative u know. What u term to be poverty maybe afluence to some pipu. Imagine some1 saying she cant get married to anyman whose take home is less than 200k/month while another lady shared testimony of how her fiance secured a job of 30k/month and that they have started mariage plan. If tru love doesnt exist among poor pipu, then it is only among the rich that we should have succesful home.poor people enjoy happy home as well. Another thing i will like to add is that love has no respect for pocket.

And why do u want to be having private discussion with ppl on the subject? You ought to expartiate the repayment plan on this forum and every basic requirement.if u cant do that here,then you there's something fishy,giving loan @ this rate. I do not mean any harm but just being careful though!

slimyem: Ask yourself this question...
Would you help a random person if they needed help?
Would you help an old neighbour?
I know its different and you feel bad about the relationship you didn't have with him but he is human first before he is your father.
I'm sure he regrets that mistake even if he doesnt say it out loud..
..maybe he is acually taking advantage of you...
..maybe he isn't...but i think you shouldn't dwell on it so much.You can't change the past but you can affect the future.
See it as a chance to have a relationship with him now...
If he truly needs help and its within your means....please do.

mind u this lady was by her dad's side when he was sick. She provided for him oo. He is not sick now.he needs monthly income. For what? Is he out of job? He needs gen set for what? These are wants and not needs.does he even apreciate ur suport while he was sick? Whatever u do for him now, he will see it as his right.he will still demand for more. Pay him visit regularly.provide him with whatever he lacks and u think he will need and u can provide, and not for him to be taxing u.he will just use ur money to marry another wife.

nikkyshyne: Awon olojukokoro. Rubbish!

a lady asked me why most men cheat without being guilty. My answer to her question was "and have u ever tot of why this is happening to MOST men?"
my kon3bution is since it is easy for most men to cheat without being guilty, then dont u think this is how nature designs it?

SpicyMimi: Please pass me an handkerchief...*sobs* wished i cud deal with him on ur behalf! Some guys are really heartless sha!

does it mean that if a girl does something good for u, then u must end up marrying her? What i personally understand is that the two ppl involved in a relationship should be able to stand by each other while the relationship lasts. If u marry some1 u dont love because he has done something good for u in time past, thats what they call marriage based on sentiment. Being good to each other doesnt mean u should get married though.

kodewrita: am a guy though but according to a friend of mine who has a few sisters, high heels were originally meant to accentuate your hips. They make you feel sexy because they arch your back a litte and make the...erm....hips... shoot out more.

accentuate ur hips,make u look sexy without giving consideration to what ur ankle will go through. Have u given tots to the nature of nigerian roads? How do u thread on our rough roads? You pack flat slippers in ur bag.
Though it gives ladies a classy look but better for ladies with their own cars.

[quote
author=taharqa]Buhari may not be a sponsor, but what the hell has he
done to help quell d insurgency since it startd. This is smone who wantd
to be President wit a lot of influence in d north, yet whenever he
talks its about 2015 and not about the daily killings going on in his
own backyard.[/quote]is he the GCFR? is he the only presidential aspirant fron north? i an not saying he knows nothing about it but if u must blame some1 for something happening, you must have convincing proofs. did atiku or ibb sponsor u for this?

oluface: Na u be no1 mumu. For where u get ur own result . Prove it.

even if he proves it, will you still believe him? Do u know that 60/cent of the accident recorded by lastma caused by bikes are actually accelerated poor roads?

oluface: Sho ni opolo sha?

and why did u ask such a silly question without answering his own first? Do u have the statistics of those who have died on our poorly maintained roads, number of those who died in robbery attacks because of insecurity? Have they banned govt? Have u tot about the reason why ppl will prefer to chatter a bike from ikorodu to obalende instead of boarding a bus? Bikes are in operation in other countries. They have low records of bike accidents because they have good roads.

chii8: Pls som1 shld provide an answer asap,cos my five months old son has put my ni....ples on fire,his daddy is also nt helping matters at all

and thats why God gave u 2, one for baby and the other for hubby. Simple!

[quote
author=Okija_juju]WAT!!!!!


How did that guy land Abuja alife?! The bomb no explode and
people just fasten their seatbelt like say them dey fly through
turbulence..

You mean that they didnt ALUU that guy inside that plane?!


May God have mercy...

I am angry here.. Make una check well abeg.. So that guy no chop
milehigh beating?!


Omo e be like this ALUU Boys matter don make Nigerians in general to
humble o!!

I would have slit his throat.. Afterall, na die we wan die already..



https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexuq6Y8UU1qa962o.gif[/quote]maybe we should see how we can arrange for similar occurence whereby u will be on board, then u will be able to demonstrate ur tots.

As brilliant as the idea is, care should be taken to cross examine every aspect of our lives. There a lot of things that must be corrected if the state of origin should be abolished. Take for instance, the zoning issue in pdp. If presidency is to be zoned to north and atiku loses, he moves to the next zone against next erection,sory,election to try his luck again,and so on. They should work seriously on getting every nigerian registered with national identity number or tag. It goes along way to help.

preshuzpearl: It would be very difficult. Nigerians are natural tribalists. ItRunsInTheBlood

and thats because nothing has been done about it. Now that govt is thinking about the solution to tribal thing, lets support it. We all know that one of the major problems of 9ja is tribalism followed by religion, lets start tarkling it gradually. We will get there.

State of origin doesnt represent one nigeria. If you reside in a place for @ least 2yrs, you should,by law, be a full citizen of that land.you are contributing to the comercial activities of the place and @ the same time enjoying benefits from the land. My question is, what happens to those that get transfered from their employee frequently? The millitary ppl,business men and others.