₦airaland Forum

Cyber_mugu: Which work this Tool dey do??

Na one mechanic for mushin dey use am jare...

St_Black: men, that must be Scubby Doo in Vampire form.
LMAO.

Guy, its scooby, nt scubby *walks away*

The hacked has been dehacked...The dude should be a lot more careful next time

Ifyx: Adedire boyz,na una dy on point o,from Amyz001 2 Moz101i hail o!

I feel u bro...adedire boiz wey dey!

michaeltotti: what is Moz101?am lost ooooooooooo

lol...na dat course code sure pass o...jst wait till u get 2 d skul den u'll understand beta.

AdExLaWyEr: POST UTME EXAM
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Attemp all question.Time:1hour 30min.







SECTION A(All questions carry equal marks)


1.What are the names of the two people holding hand when you switch on a Nokia phone?

2.If the past tense of Take is Took,what is the past tense of Make?

3.Which University in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4.If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook,who sent the friend request and why?

5.If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,what is the cost of moi?

6.Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

7.What is the difference between Dawn and Dew if Dawn is Dawn and Dew is Dew?


SECTION B
1.Between the Nigerian Police and Nigerian girls,who likes money more?

2.Using the almighty formula,calculate the depth of Elegushi beach(Take pi=3.142)?

3.If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi?

4.If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on Who Wants tobe a Millionaire after you broke up,find the value of X?...

stale

I congratulate all ex-predites for d succesful completion of the programme. Connect with other ex-predites in d programme nd share ur experiences, expectations and as well information on d programme at https://m./604855436192170?_rdr meet new people and lets av fun. N.B: This platform is stricty for ex-predites for the just concluded session. Happy socializing. GREAT IFE!!!

I congratulate all ex-predites for d succesful completion of the programme. Connect with other ex-predites in d programme nd share ur experiences, expectations and as well information on d programme at https://m./604855436192170?_rdr meet new people and lets av fun. N.B: This platform is stricty for ex-predites for the just concluded session. Happy socializing. GREAT IFE!!!

Some niggaz be cumin here 2 say d song iz whack wen dey avnt even heard it...na wa 4 una o

yuzedo: Anam anu igba!

meaning?

sanniemoe: There's a vulcanizer right after city mall,under the tree,just before U turn to race course. They sell paraga under that tree by the gate till midnight and theres a vendor infront during the day.I very much suspect say na that guy cos he's the only vulcanizer in the whole of that area except for the other one in front of Lawn tennis club and that guy closes by 7pm.. Anyways sha,good luck to that nicca,life is a bitch but sometimes,u gotta fvck it real hard to be successful.. Wish him all the best

O'boy see google map o.

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RedBenson: Nairaland? People wey dey com here com advertise, na for all dis small small pikins dem dey com advertise for? Imagine advertising autos or landed property here, which small pikin here go show interest on such?

Oga, no spoil market for seun na.

mitey: Click like if you clicked on all the age groups just like I did

you should be in d first category(15 and below)

All praise is due to Allah, the Creator of heavens and earth. May His peace and blessings be upon the noble prophet Muhammad (SAW), his household members, his companions and all Muslims till the day of judgement, amin.
The Muslim Congress (TMC) joins other Islamic organizations in Nigerian to educate, sermonize and redirect the energy of our lawmakers by issuing a press release on Child marriage from Islamic Perspective. It is clear from the tempo of the discussion on this contentious issue thatNigerian lawmakers have lostfocus in the discharge of the statutory responsibilities entrusted on them by the citizenry.
At present they chase shadows rather than improvethe well-being of the masses.At the moment they should becounselling the executive arm of government to live upto the expectations of Nigerians. The lawmakers are also voted into the National Assembly to make sensible laws for collective good after wide consultation based on decorum and respect.
Without doubt, it is desirable to come up with legislation that would safeguard the child’s rights in Nigeria, as other focused nations have done, but bringing up the issue of child marriage at thismoment is diversionary and idiotic, when there are serious issues of insecurity, extreme poverty, unemployment and joylessness in the country. Be that as it may, keeping mute on sensitive issue of this nature, which is purposely design to provokeMuslims during the month of Ramadan, ridicule our cherished religious values and throw tantrums at Islam, would amount to stupidity andintellectual docility
Islam is a comprehensive religion. Its foundation is moral rectitude and building of an ethical sound society devoid of fornication, adultery and other sexual indiscipline like Homosexualism, beastilism and lesbianism, which are new diseases that have pervaded western societies, and gaining popularity in Nigeria.
For the Muslims, Allah has made marriage a sacred obligation for males and females who have attained puberty. Islamic law does not view a matured girl as a childonce she commences are menstrual cycle. In traditional Muslim societies, when a girl matures it is desirable to let her marry as instructed by the Prophet Muhammad (SAW)if there is nothing cogent to the contrary.
During the classical era, onceyoung girls are emotionally, psychologicallyand physiologicallyready for marriage, the parents with the support of the society prepare her adequately, religiously, morally and pragmatically through mentoring to cope with obligations of marriage. Then, there was no societal engagement to keep her too long in her parent’s house, as we have created for girls in the contemporary times. The best that could be done then was to give her away inmarriage following the Islamic laws of proposal and acceptance because women have the right to accept or reject marriage proposals. A girl’s consent is a prerequisite and preconditionfor the validity of the Islamic marriage contract. This fact is evident in the marriages ofthe Prophet and his companions to matured and young girls.
This good and enduring practice was not limited to Islamic society; it exists in Yorubaland, Igbo land, Hausaland, Chinese society and even in Elizabethan Europe. Why the hair-splitting debates and controversies? It was good, impactful and acceptable thenand now for parents and girls who desire the model.
Let our lawmakers go back home to their villages and ask their mothers when they got married; they would be shocked that many of their mothers were given out in marriage at 14, 15, 16 and 17 years. Yet heavens did not fall! The world started having problems with this age-long practise because ofmodernity, loss of ethics of child marriage, resurgence offeminism and anti-religious postures of contemporary intellectuals.
It is appropriate to remark that that marriage in Islam is regulated by certain rules, namely, girls (whether matured women or children as the west often tagged it) must be carried along, must have attained reach puberty and should maturity emotionally to get married. There are ethics laid down by Islamic jurisprudence to be followed by those who desire this marriage model. There are several other models. Islam is a pragmatic religion not modern creeds that thrive on hypocrisy and double-standards.

Kindly drop ur scores

Afam4eva: https://s5.postimg.org/dhsmcf5dz/UNIVERSITY_OF_MAIDUGURI_Chukwuemeka_Ijeoma_Joy.jpg

what is this??

OAU students' union on the verge of restoration

The students union transition committee
(SUTC) has been working earnestly with the
university management to see the timely
restoration of a virile, responsible and
responsive students’ union
The professor Bamitale Omole led
administration has approved the time-table
of our dear students’ union election. Details
Below;
S/N
DATE
EVENTS
1
JULY/AUGUST
Faculty Congresses to select/nominate 2
Representatives (1 as member electoral
commission and 1 as member electoral
petition committee)
2
AUGUST
Orientation on workshop for members of
electoral and electoral petition committees
Nominations into electoral posts-electoral
committees
Division of student affairs meets member of
electoral commission and electoral petition
committees
3
AUGUST
Electoral guidelines for the contestants and
voters
Voters Education
Time table for elections
4
SEPTEMBER
Preparations for elections:
Students Tutorials lists, list of hall residents
Screening of contestants, manifestos,
debates, etc
5
SEPTEMBER
Elections: Hall executive committee, students
representative council, central executive
committee
6
SEPTEMBER
3-day leadership retreat
7
OCTOBER
Swearing- in -ceremony

ueskman: morning house, can i use awaiting result for this pre-degree entrance exam?

yes, so long u can provide d result be4 ur admissn in2 oau, av got frndz dat used it last year...although a msg wz on dier website dat it isnt accepted.

Jesusjesuslord: pls can some used two resuit for medicine in normal admission (not pd )in oau.pls tell me only but the truth

yeah, so far its of d same exam body ie waec & waec or neco & neco is only allowed. Waec nd neco combinatn iz nt accepted.

Jesusjesuslord: pls can an expredite tell me the recommended text book for the program

as a bcpite, u will need lamlard chemistry, college physics, u'd be told 2 buy 'university english' nd 'RSE'- revised spoken english 4 eng lang...nd for biology, ur note is d best textbook i can recommend.

Jesusjesuslord: pls who know how many candidate going for the program

about 2,500...

Jesusjesuslord: pls an intelligent expredite shouid give me an advice on how to be the best student during program bcp going for medicine

my candid advice to u is, never joke with time, study as u've never studied before, half of d whole student coming 4 d programme are for ur combination and roughly 80% of dem would initially wanna go for medicine(which reduces after 1st contact result), so its an extremely stiff competition ova dere...ur intelligence does not count. Its about ur consistency and zealousness to ur studies when u get dere. U myt be d best student in ur sec skul and end up nt makin d top 500 in ur combinatn, where only 18 is needed for medicine...u will get to know more when u finally get admitted 4 d programme. Bt for nw, try to prepare 4 d entrance exam.
U cn add me on 2go- adehwale

Gbolasky: that ya prdction z 4 nxt yr wen we dne enta, nt 4 dis yr,we knw gree wit dat prdctn,if u say pub admin z 235, u xpectn acountn shud b 240 dn,olorun maje o,we knw gree,i stamp acountng 220-225,by god graz amen,acount aspirant ad me on 2go gbolasky38

lol

Well, as far as am concerned, i still prefer my galfriend, mulikatu to any of dem...at least her mum provides me wit free akara every day.

Muniru ati ambali

x-kid2000:
july 28th-30th my uncle Mr Faniran told me.....

lol...au cum mr faniran has so many predites as cousins?...his family is rili big o.

All ye ex predite in d house! Anyone with a clue of when d final result z gonna be released??

BINTI_LAYE101: Hmmm! To whom it may concern:
OAU does not accept commerce ooo, l'm 100L ACCT. student n l witnessed what happened to those that err to this ooo during reg. ooo, n pls listen 2 my oga @teaser4 cos he is an xpert in this area, u check up his profile on last yr. thread. @teaser4 i hail oooo

any idea, if geography is accepted in lieu of government for accounting??

Oluwatola5: alryt, i wud beep u soon.....i chkd oau's pq @ife , chkd last yr's cutoff 4 english edu, mehn, wut i saw wuz quite unbelieveable oh, i saw 250, dunno how tru d@ is so am kindof desperate 2 get info abt d faculty

yh, u are ryt...english edu wz 253.5, last year...hope d cut off marks are gonna frown less, dis year.

Gcool2: i tink am d only econs aspirant on dis thread,or odas no pass putme?pls add me on 2go mlkay2 2 rub minds 2geda.kinda confused

also applied for econz...whats ur score??

funtanherb: OAU PHILOSOPHY ASPIRANT WITH AN AGGREGATE OF 230,WHAT IS MY CHANCE AND MY SUBJECTS COMBINATION GOVERNMENT,ENGLISH,ECONOMICS AND COMMERCE AND I ASKED AT THE DEPARTMENTAL OFFICE I WAS TOLD THAT I ONLY NEED ONE ART SUBJECT TO APPLY FOR PHILOSOPHY AND THAT IS GOVERNMENT(ARTS SUBJECT)

am sorry to tell you this bro...commerce isnt accepted in OAU for any course.

OAU pre degree programme for 2012/2013 admission session oficially came to an halt today...9 mnths of diferent experiences- d gud, d bad nd d ugly, bt all in all, i enjoyed being a predite... For any info u cn add me up on 2go- adehwale.