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Oluwatola5: Hmmm.....cool story. *hands on cheeks*

wot story?...wen did i anchoring, 'tales by moonlight'?...issokay, glue dose hands 2 ur cheeks o

Fynestboi: nd u dn 4get say there s a way to stop that flash you just tak naw








bt can u stop a shadow??

my broda, If u ask me, na who ah go ask?

Oluwatola5: I see yah, u cant run faster than your shadows.

If u are a cartoon freak, am sure u must av watched 'justice league'...av u eva seen dat dude, called 'flash', run? You'd realise shadow z jst a leaner, wen it cumz 2 super fast race.

*passing by wit speed of light*

eddiebruk: Abeg make una no Vex, but Wetin concern Government with Rape....? isnt it as a result of a particular human mind, that leads one to the Act...seriously we need to stop being so bias in our reasoning and start finding solutions to things rather than wait on the Government at all times, maybe you go soon call Government to come teach you how to Nack your babe/wife.

I've been meeting so many daft people on NL, wit dis post, u just made the no1 spot on my list.

He said: "There is a strong suspicion that since the Presidency was uncomfortable with ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo, who brought Ashiru into the cabinet, the minister's days were numbered. In spite of the mediatory role of Obasanjo in PDP crisis, the position of the Presidency was that he had only attempted to clear the mess he created. Ashiru might just be a scape-goat.
"As for the Minister of Environment, Hadiza Mailafia, the tempo of political situation in Kaduna requires a change of guard."
President Jonathan shocked the sacked ministers as he did not betray any emotions at the FEC meeting.
A Presidency source said: "We all went in with the usual exchange of banters. The President and his deputy and a few others came late but we did not suspect anything.
"After honouring a star athlete, Blessing Okagbare, we went into the business of the day with most of the nine ministers making contributions, oblivious that they would go.
"As we were about to say the closing prayers, the President said: 'I wish to inform you that some ministers will be attending this FEC meeting for the last time there will be some changes; some will be dropped.'
"A pin-drop silence overwhelmed the Executive Chambers as he was reading the names in a military fashion.
"After the list was read, the Minister of Interior, Comrade Abba Moro, said the closing prayers
http://m.naij.com/news/46896.html

President Goodluck Jonathan sacked nine ministers yesterday - in a shocking move that sparked questions on the motive of the action.
Five factors accounted for the ministers' sack:
According to highly-placed sources in government, some of the reasons are: non-performance; security reports on alleged corruption; political allegiance and doubtful loyalty to the President; poor management of turn-key projects; and the crisis in the ruling Peoples Democratic Party(PDP).
A source, who pleaded not to be named because of the "sensitivity" of the matter, said: "You will recall that the President asked the ministers to sign a performance bond. About four of the nine ministers failed to live up to expectations in the assessment of the Presidency.
"In fact, three of the ministers were yet to understand their mandate after being in office for two and a half years. One of the ministers had more than 20 agencies under him but his performance was poor.
"We cannot also rule out alleged corruption acts by two to three of the ministers. For instance, there is a particular outgoing minister who forced the parastatals under the ministry to buy a N17million Sports Utility Vehicle SUV for personal use.
"The money-spinning parastatals were unhappy but they had to do it. It also got to a ridiculous extent that the minister was always asking for remittance of interest accruable from funds kept in some banks by parastatals under the ministry.
"Another minister had problems with award of contracts, some of which were rated as inferior. The agencies supervised by the minister made a joint demand for change.
"Ironically, the minister lost a plum cabinet position at a time a platform was created in a state to fight political adversaries of Jonathan. The minister was dazed when the President announced the sack."
According to a source, there was also the alleged tardiness in the award of the $1.3billion (N212billion) Zungeru Hydro Project.
The Federal Government is expected to spend about N303million in generating one megawatt of electricity. The hydro project is said to be one of the most expensive in the world.
"Although no corruption infraction was found against Hajiya Zainab Kuchi, she was sacrificed for not being vigilant," the source claimed.
It was also learnt that the alleged overstaying in the cabinet by the former Minister of National Planning, Dr. Shamsuddeen Usman, may have led to his exit.
Another source said: "I think Shamsudeen has been in the cabinet since 2007. Though he did well in designing the Performance Benchmark for the Federal Executive Council(FEC), the nation's planning system has not improved.
"An egg-head, who is a former Deputy Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN), he may have lost his post because of difficulty in measuring his achievements which appeared to be long term. And you know, politicians have no patience for long term gains."
As at press time, political motives were being read into the sack of some of the ministers but a source in the Presidency disputed these.
Some ministers were reportedly sent packing because of the rebellion of the G-7 governors in the PDP.
"People alluded to this factor because some of the Ministers were nominated by their governors. Such Ministers are Prof. Ruqayyatu Rufai(nominated by Governor Sule Lamido); Zainab Kuchi(by Governor Babangida Aliyu of Niger State); Alhaji Bukar Tijjani(from Borno now being controlled by APC without being unable to mobilise PDP to launch counter-attack)," said the source, adding:
"For Shamsudeen, who was not nominated by Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso, his alleged cold war with the Kano State Governor led to the factionalisation of PDP in his state. He became a political risk for Jonathan to retain him in the cabinet.
"But, contrary to political permutations, some ministers from the rebellious states, like Adamawa , Rivers and Kwara, are in the cabinet because of performance without anyone touching them."
Ms Amal Pepple, who is from Rivers State, is believed to have lost her job for being unable to read the President's mood on the crisis in the state.
"Concerned about her state, Pepple recently walked up to the President, knelt down and asked him to forgive Governor Rotimi Amaechi of whatever sin the governor had committed," the source said, adding:
"Although Pepple was not nominated by Amaechi, her U-Turn made the Presidency suspicious of her loyalty.
"Her innocent intervention in Rivers crisis and fact that she was also just waking up to make impact at the Ministry of Housing and Urban Development cost her the job.
Ashiru's removal was said to have shocked his colleagues. "In fact, one of the ministers almost shouted as the President was reeling out the names of those to be dropped," the source said.

benatex: EXPREDITES I WENT TO OAU TODAY WIT MY DAD FOR ADMISSION TINZ. I WENT TO MY DEPT WHICH IS ELECT ELECT, I ENTERED D HOD'S OFFICE, HE WASNT THERE AT THE TIME, BUH THERE WAS A WOMAN THERE. WE TALKED TO HER, SHE BROUGHT OUT A PAPER CONTAINING THE CUTOFF MARKS OF ALL FACULTY OF TECH COURSES. HERE THEY ARE ELECT ELECT IS 62, Chemical Engineering is 64 comp sci n engineering is 72 Compu Eng is 72, Civil is 62

are u still in school?

Le Stylo: More people died in the Ikeja cantonment bomb explosions than did 9/11. An average Nigerian adult does not even know the date, i doubt if Minister for Information or Lagos State Commissioner for Information does without first checking their records.

Pathetic!

So pathetic!

Rick Ross

Scofieldella: Good for him. Dem go dey wear dark shades for nite. SMH

lol...Na swags naw...

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This is a recent photo of iyanya...he was spotted with singer R
kelly in atlanta Georgia...
http://that9jagist..in/2013/09/iyanya-spotted-with-rkelly-in-atlanta.html#comment-form

And Nigeria scales thru!

adaobi123: Lool. Oyibo and their pronounciations

its pronunciation, bro

Oops... Red card for malawi...

See penalty!!! See kepper!!! See goal!!!

Emenike!!!

Which plannet did this man fall from?

St bottle: dats a stupid comment. it shows how low ur IQ is and how jobless u are

for d fact that u cannot picture a sense of humour in d post makes u, rather d stúpid one...its so obvious u're only tryin 2 feel gud abt ur already deluded & frustrated lyf by postin dis bullshit, u call comment, on NL.

I time would come, when socks and rubber sandals wud be imposed on these students, trust me.

Barely a year after a child was reportedly born with a copy of the Holy Quran in Lagos and another born with an Islamic rosary, (Tesbah) in Sagamu, Ogun State. Last Tuesday, another amazing event occurred at Owode Onirin, Ikorodu, Lagos; as images of some clerics who died decades ago were believed to have made sudden appearances on the walls of Dawiz Central Mosque in the area.
When Vanguard visited the mosque, thousands of people and passers-by storm the mosque to have a glimpse.
The images were identified as that of late Sheikh Ahmada Tijani, (Algeria) Sheikh Ibraheem Niass, (Senegal) Sheikh Jamiu Bulala. (Nigeria)
Although the images were not clear as at the time Vanguard visited, but those who spoke to Vanguard said the images were clearer on Tuesday when they were first noticed.
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According to Eye-witness: “The images were noticed on Tuesday September 3, on the walls of the mosque which was constructed a few months ago and owned by Sheikh Musa Alegbeleye.”
It was gathered that four months ago, the image of Sheikh Jamiu Bulala Islamic Cleric, who had died two decades ago appeared first faintly to the consternation of Muslim faithful and they decided never to make it public to creat any doubt.
The strange occurence has turned the serene Owode Onirin area into a Makkah of sorts as people thronged the area not only to see but to also offer some prayers. Right inside the mosque, people were seen holding bottles/satchets of water muttering prayers and shouting Allahu Akbar (God is great). Some were even seen bowing to the image.
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Efforts to speak with the founder of the group and leader of the mosque, Sheikh Alegbeleye, was futile, as we were told he was sleeping after observing several vigil prayers.
Speaking on the development and an eye-witness, the President of Islamic society of Nigeria, Lagos State Mukadam Alhaji Samodu Onikoyi confirmed the appearance of the images. “We started noticing a very faint image which came with intermittent brightness on the inside wall of the mosque which were replica of the portrait of Sheikh Ibrahim Niass, Sheikh Jamiu Bulala and Sheikh Ahmaa Tijani engraved on the walls of the building.”
How it Happened: “A member of the mosque Alhaja Idayatu Idera Afolabi first noticed it and she rushed out to inform everybody and when we saw it, we decided to cover it, because we thought if we announce it, people will think it is ruse that one is trying to play on their intelligence. But when I also saw it, I was greatly terrified, wondering how such thing could have happened”.
People bowing to the obscure image
“My thought was that the image would eventually disappeared but on the second day, it brightened more and started showing on all sides of the building which made us to still cover it untill it became public“.
An eye-witness also disclosed that attempt was made by some individuals to wash off the images but to no avail; adding that the more they try to rub it off, the more the images become clearer.
Non-Muslims’ comment
I don’t believe it — Mrs Oluranti Jonson
For me, that image is not real and it’s an evil imagination. Because the Bible says Jesus will come down with the Holy Saints and Prophet at the last day. And I will advice those clerics to stop deceiving people because I don’t understand what that means and I have not seen such before.
Crowd trying to gain entry into the mosque
It’s a sign of end time — Mr Mike Nwoha
This is unbelievable, although as a Christian, I’m not trying to say this is evil but to them they believe; it’s a sign of end time and some of them said it is stated in the Koran. So, I cannot judge, only God knows the truth about it. All I can say is that we are all serving the living God, there should not be anything like the Muslims are idol worshipers but to me this is a sign of end time. So, people should mend their ways.
Also, one Mrs Idayatu Afolabi said: “When we saw that the image, it was a strange thing, I told my husband to inform those that know better than us, it was then we called on the Imam who told us not to announce it until now that the images decided to brighten up on the wall of the mosque building “.
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The shout of “Allahu Akbar” (God is Great) rented the air as hundreds of people continue to find their ways to the the Mosque in Owode Onirin to have a glimpse.
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Harrisonn: Not on campus but close to campus Any Latest...??

Information has it dat, p.d cutoff marks has bin pasted in each of d faculties...I would be really glad if u can help, confirm dis, thanks.

“Yes, I do. But in my opinion, the reason people hire a life coach is because the churches and mosques are not doing their jobs.”

I couldn’t have agreed with her more! I then explained how when I coach people, I use principles found in the Bible because there is practical advice there that can really guide our lives.

Mable then began to share more of her story. Her first husband (with whom she had her daughter) was Jewish. She asked, “What is the difference between Christians and Jews?”

I saw this as an opportunity to explain a little about Jesus.

“Really, the difference between Christians, Jews and even Muslims is their understanding of who Jesus was. Christians believe He was the Messiah that the Jews were waiting for. The Jews weren’t convinced. They thought a Messiah would free them from physical oppression from the Romans, rather than spiritual oppression from sin. Muslims see Jesus as a prophet, which He was. However, He was the only perfect prophet, and that’s significant. He was the only prophet who could adequately die in our place for our sins.”
She looked at me, pondered what I had said, and then asked, “Weren’t all of the prophets perfect?”

I smiled and said, “Nope! You know the prophet David, whom we call King David? Well, he committed adultery and then killed someone. Yet, he confessed his sin, still wanting to walk with God. He was a good man, but not perfect.”

Intently listening, Mable replied, “Oh! I didn’t know that. No one’s ever explained this to me.”

point of correction, as at the time jesus died, he was the only perfect prophet, but after his death, God sent another prophet to the world, which was just as perfect as he was (if not more) which was prophet muhammad (saw)...The last of all prophets. Nice writeup but not convincing enough to mislead a knowledgible muslim.

The NEA 2013 was held on the 1st of september in New york. The show
was hosted by basketmouth with perfomance from sean tizzle, dammy
krane, olamide and phyno, with others.
Here is the full list of winners with exclusive photos from the event.
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List of winners

BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR
YBNL – Olamide

HOTTEST SINGLE OF THE YEAR
Kukere – Iyanya

BEST NEW ACT OF THE YEAR
Burna Boy

GOSPEL ARTIST/GROUP OF THE YEAR
Sammy Okposo

BEST POP/R&B ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Davido

BEST RAP ACT OF THE YEAR
Ice Prince

MUSIC PRODUCER OF THE YEAR
Spellz

MOST PROMISING MALE ACT
Endia

MOST PROMISING FEMALE ACT TO WATCH
Emma Nyra

BEST INTERNATIONAL ARTIST
JJC

BEST INDIGENOUS ARTIST/GROUP
Olamide

BEST COLLABO
Ghost Mode – Phyno& Olamide

BEST LEAD ACTRESS IN FILM
Rita Dominic

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN FILM
Ali Nuhu

BEST FILM DIRECTOR
Tunde Kelani (Maami)

BEST TV SHOW
Big Brother Africa

PAN AFRICAN ACTOR
John Dumelo

PAN AFRICAN ACTRESS
Nadia Buhari

WORLD DJ
DJ Bayo (UK)

BEST COMEDIAN
Basket Mouth

ENTERTAINMENT PROMOTER
Coko Bar

RADIO ON AIR/TV PERSONALITY
Freeze – Cool FM

TV PERSONALITY
Labi Layori

ENTERTAINMENT BLOG
NotJustOk

http://that9jagist..in/2013/09/exclusive-photos-from-nigeria.html

Sincere Bigot: Please.. Seun, i would really love to ask a favour from you.



Its been long since i was banned, pls, let a moderator ban me.. At least for a month, i'll be very grateful.



Sincere Bigot.

Dollarjunkie: Please am new here, how can I hide my post?

pDude: Hmmmmm.

All the thieves in Nigeria at a single wedding

End time thingz.

alala dakosta: please dose anyone has a 3310 regular mouth charger here....?

Fisherman.com:
end time things .

smh...yabaleft patients on nairaland...when a forum gets dis big, u shd expect pple lyk dese, on it.

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Beverly has not being in the optimum state of health sinceher return
from the just concluded t.v reality show, BBA. She's saidto have
sustained an injury on the finale of the show when trying to climb the
stairs to the stage.
She is presently being admitted to FaithCity Hospital, Oju Olobun
Close, off Bishop Oluwole Street, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Melvin and uti nwachucku were the first people to visither in the hospital.
She's said to be responding to treatment.
http://that9jagist..in/2013/08/beverly-osu-gets-hospitalized.html

Daniel Oikhena, who hid in the wheel well of Arik Air aircraft used for flight W3 544 from BeninAirport to the Murtala Muhammed Airport, MMA,Lagos has finally achieved the desires ofhis heart as De Raufs, avolunteer group extolling the virtues of Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola, Governor of Osun State, has volunteered to sponsorDaniel Oikhena up to university level and help him realise his dream of travellingby air legitimately.
In a statement signed by the Director General of the group, Comrade Amitolu sh*ttu, the group is ready to give scholarship to Daniel upto university level and help him realise his dream of travelling by air legitimately.
sh*ttu said: “Genius and ambitious citizen of our country must not besuffocated on the alter of political and bureaucratic enforcement. The little boy’s ambition should be nurtured through qualitativeeducation, and the group is ready to give the boy all the necessary support to make his dream a reality.
“We sincerely willing to offer him the scholarship to encourage thousands of teenagers who are cerebral and ambitious. The leaders in Nigeria fail on their part to see the potential of the little boy. Therefore, De Raufs takes up the responsibility to safe the future of this great boy and not turning him to criminal.”
http://that9jagist..in/2013/08/arik-airline-stowaway-daniel-oikhena.html

The negotiations betweenthe Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) and the Federal Government collapsed again yesterday as the lecturers have pulled out of the Governor Gabriel Suswam-led Committee on Needs Assessment of Nigerian Universities.

In a letter detailing its reasonsfor withdrawing from the committee, ASUU said that the committee had not made progress on the issues for which it was set up, adding it was not satisfied with the way the N100 billion raised by government to rehabilitate structures in the universities was being managed.
Worse still, ASUU in the letter dated August 26 and signed byits National President, Dr. Nasir Isa Fagge, accused the Suswam committee of not being, clear on its plans for managing the funds. It cited theinclusion of a "Project Administration Fund," even as it queried the manner which funds were allocated to universities slated to benefit from government's intervention.
The letter stated that, "we have also noted albeit quizzically, that some N1.975 billion was allocated to the 62nd university called Project Admin Cost.
"We see no justification for allocating an amount more thanwhat is allocated to four universities put together to a bogus Project Admin Cost". The striking lecturers who hadearlier announced their withdrawal from negotiations with the government, said thatuntil the activities of the Suswam committee are carried out transparently and its misgivings on the modus operandi of the committee are addressed, ASUU will not return to the committee.
"In view of the foregoing, ASUU will be unable to continue in the membership of the committee until the issues raised are properly addressed", Fagge stated.
http://m.naij.com/news/45328.html