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papindinho: Thank God for those that scale through the cut-off bridge and WE PRAY that our dear friends that couldn't meet up find favour by His GRACE so we could all give HOLISTIC APPROACH to our thanks-giving on MATRICULATION DAY. {AMEN}.


With that WE want to kindly inform all aspirants of GREAT IFE to acknowledge this message (strictly for OAU aspirants only). As you already know say na OBA AWON UNIVERSITIES parole dey on ground. In order to acknowledge our presence here.



The OAU thread excos nomination/ election for 2013/14 admission thread on Nairaland is going down tonight #9pm prompt. YOU can't afford to miss it.







I see you bosses and bossresses........... #TeamGreatIfe

honey: pls when is oau post utme coming out?

T.ice:
Helloww guys pls watz d jamb combination 4 ''ESTATE MANAGEMENT''....Pls reply me ASAP

Fynestboi: SO U BE PHILOSOPHER NA WEN U C CUTMARK U CUM SHOW FACE WA JEGBA OOO

BETWEEN btw (by the way) WATS UR AGG?

emmyeuler1: na only pharmacy pd i c ooo...dem no paste d rest pd for senate building

emmyeuler1: BIOCHEM MERIT 225,EKITI 212,LAGOS 200,OGUN 212,ONDO 212,OSUN 215,OYO 212,ELDS 200...ELEC/ELECT ENGR MERIT 257,EKITI 256,LAGOS 255,OGUN 255,ONDO 255,OSUN 256,OYO 256,ELDS 222

emmyeuler1: ENG EDU MERIT 240,EKITI 212,LAGOS 215,OGUN 212,ONDO 221,OSUN 212,OYO 214,ELDS 200.....POL SCI MERIT 222,EKITI 217,LAGOS 220,OGUN 216,ONDO 217,OSUN 221,OYO 221,ELDS 215

emmyeuler1: law merit-254,ekiti-245.5,lagos-242,ogun-249.5,ondo-247,osun-252,oyo-246,elds-various

emmyeuler1: i dey admin block now

Timichael: Abeg guys let's play futball jor. Law aspirants versus medico. Let's see wu wins. I rep d law team,no 1 striker. If u b law student, abeg signify make we beat those yeye medicos o, medicine aspirants cn also form dia team nd let's see wu wins. D refree must come 4rm a neutral faculty(aspirant) plus d linesmen.

jaryeh: chai! You all should read through dz thread to get rid of d dull moments,ts all about dz our great institution in d late 90s.

www.nairaland.com/2720/oau-ife-students-thread-great-ife

REALITY101: Stuupid woman. Black people need to give up on playing race card on every damn thing. They are the real racist

michaeltotti: eyah..sowi..pele...u go scale thru ijn......












Shey dix thread cn b as gentle as dix?no afgannistan bomb,no alqaeda aqain...university no gt cane buh e dey mke pple cry..thru gp,cut off mark....abeg mke u dey order bomb nd yeye grnade nw.......8-):/#paused

AK Money: [size=15pt]Jonathan might wanna consider this but hope Patience don't read this first.[/size]

Samorano76: evrybdy oau has uploaded 2013/2014 admission status,u can chck d eportal to confirm.

R4SH33D: pls anybody in the house, i need ur help badly, i checked my o'level result ,waec, i have all subject but i dont have f.maths, and took comp. Eng as my course. Pls is further math compulsory for com. Eng.......pls u reply cant....thanx in advance.

Ortarico: hmmmmmm. . . . . .it's not good to play with fire ooo. . .Fire is a very dangerous element!

bory09: Guys there is good news reaching me now but this one is for the jobless co-aspirant in this thread *i don't like mentioning name*. They pay 2000 per day what you just need to do is to make sure you fetch water into a small basket and make sure it reach full to the brim or at least half full then you are done for that day niyen next is you will get paid or to those people with high budget or big mouth that 2k is too small there is vacancy which you are paid by watching a whole building *one person per building and washing start from roof to the floor don't forget its two storey building you are paid 5k everyday. I know some nigga here with big fat girls i know there budget is fat too there is a work for people like you too, just grab your girl friend and make sure she eat very well before coming maybe a pile up of eba, fufu, semo and pounded yam after finishing it make sure you both costume a whole crate of pepsi because pushing a whole trailer no be moimoi you get paid after pushing two trailer at least pushing one will earn you 10k. Thanks for now expect more from me maybe after am admitted to oba awon uni senior in command of education institution in nigeria. Once again thank you

jakesund: Guys its victory at last, was at an ocassion today and i was fortunate to see the v.c of oau..mehn royalty is written all over him,mr omole was looking fresh even though he's a bit old...he was putting on a white agbada and was in company of his ever alert security detail..i said to myself ''if only i could walk straight up to him and beg him to let me know when the cut off marks would be out and also push ma luck to know if he could help me enter oau...the party was graced by many dignitaries..i kept telling ma mum that mummy see my vc and after a while it began to sound like a chorus in a sunday service...and as faith would have it a man sitting at my back said omo mii(my son) are u a student of oau?..i said no sir i am aspiring to be admitted there this year..he said he's suprised that even without being a student of oau i kept calling omole my vc..i just smiled and didnt say anything and lo and behold he said he can get me through to talk to omole...was shocked to an extent where i could'nt say a single word..my face illuminated with a great smile coupled with fulfilment,curiosity and optimism..i felt as if all my worries were over...he then asked me to follow him...every step i took towards omole were filled with so much joy...it was as if i was walkin in the clouds...we got to were omole was seated and i was suprised on how his security let the man i was with through with no questions whatsoever...a smile lit omole's face when we got there and they shook hands and exchanged pleasantries after a couple of minutes he told omole that this boy is dreaming pls wake him up..omole landed a dirty slap on ma cheeks and i woke up...still on ma bed

admitme: For OAU cut-off Mark check here

sanniemoe: Loose canon.. Just as I said,U always off the rail,and very derogatory with your posts and comments. Well, for the records, As ugly as she is,SHE IS VERY MUCH SUCCESSFUL IN ALL HUMAN ENDEAVORS THAN ANYONE U CAN THINK OF IN YOUR FAMILY

dvdon: You r jobless Op, I will pray 4 u.

AdExLaWyEr: ayam gng to stat by askn. Nd wantng lolz

d questn goeth thus


y do u[all of una aspirant] choose OAU,

And mind u dnt gv me ansas lyk

1.because d skul near mai aus or near mai granny aus or because mai mopsy grand step broda dey d skul ati bebelo

2. Dnt tell because its d best... Ehn ati mo yen ade ti gbo [we dn knw abt dat and we hear am so tay] ehn ehn so yemi wat am saying??

3. Dnt gv me ansa dat because its a federal skul...who knw knw say oau na federal skul b4. Lolz

4. Dnt gv me reasn dat because OAU fee small gan ehn nt lyk odas dat pay big kudu 4get abt dat...


Just gv beta point

oya let it begin...

FILEBE: Wat the hell is wrong you people on Nairaland ? Are there no better things to do with your megabytes? Toolz did this..Toolz worked out wit tire... Toolz wore Slippers...who wore Thongs better? Toolz or Fools?
Gosh! Leave these people alone! Stop stalking them! Secondhand lives are for sale on Craiglist!
Come to think of it, D Op is a man!
Damn! The whole of "manhood" weeps.