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I came across a picture, and i remembered the crashed ponzi-scheme. Eventually, the cry about MMM has died down. It was by far, the most successful ponzi scheme in Nigeria. It traveled far and wide the country, gained loyalty from people, got people talking, gave the news press enough to talk about. It also allowed some investment analyst enlighten us more on investment. Lots of bank transactions where carried out (meaning more money to the bank, at least via sms charge), lots of megabytes purchased, among others. Even though i don't like the scheme, and didn't invest in it, I learnt one important BUSINESS lesson, and that was/is; ''WORD OF MOUTH SELLS FASTER AND BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER MEANS OF ADVERTISING''.

NwaAmaikpe:


The actual English term for it is
A WAD


Thank me later.

This guy get brain

edgeP:
You be alaaru?

wHICH guy no like bread and beans? Na Our Guys food them oo

came here to check for Ekitii ...and my state, OSUN.

Bread and beans

Queenslary:
I like it (in psquares voice)

Sha no go try wear am outside oo

sagir1994:
u r dam beautiful if its really you on your dp

dam

folakemigeh:
Whats This?


Next time wear something that fits you, not necessarily must it be a designer

could this be you .....nice picture. Pretty girl.....Just admiring, Nothing more....#rush back to my video game

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A new deadly viral epidemic known as “monkeypox”, has broken out in Bayelsa State.

A medical doctor and 10 other persons who came down with the monkey pox have been quarantined in an isolation centre created at the Niger Delta University Teaching Hospital (NDUTH) Okolobiri.

The isolation centre was reportedly created by the Nigerian Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) and the epidemiological team of the state’s Ministry of Health to stop the spread of the disease.

It was learnt that the NCDC and the epidemiological team were tracking 49 other victims, who had come in contact with the infected persons.

The state Commissioner for Health, Prof. Ebitimitula Etebu, who confirmed the development, said samples of the virus, had been sent to the World Health Organisation (WHO) laboratory in Dakar, Senegal, for confirmation.

He described monkey pox as a viral disease caused by a group of viruses that include chicken pox and small pox, adding that the first case was noticed in the Democratic Republic of Congo and subsequently had outbreaks in West Africa.

Saying the virus has the Central African and the West African types, the commissioner said the West African type is milder and has no records of mortality.

Etebu added: “The source is usually all animals. It was first seen in monkeys and that is why it is called monkey pox. But every bush animals like rats, squirrels, antelopes are involved. So, the secretions from particularly dead animals are highly contagious.”

The commissioner listed the symptoms of monkey pox as severe headache, fever and back pain amongst others, adding that most worrisome of all the signs were rashes bigger than those caused by chicken pox.

http://www.nigerianhive.com/2017/10/05/monkeypox-hits-bayelsa-medical-doctor-10-others-quarantined/

A Nigerian man Olaide Olakiitan Oluwayemisi, has revealed how he was inspired by the love story of a mentally unstable couple who were married for 22 years with 3 children.

THE MAD COUPLE IN MY VILLAGE

Samade was a graduate of applied physics from Nigerian university, Nsukka before he ran mad. Samade was a fan of every villager for his abilities and talents. Abilities and talents madness could not snatch away from him. His dancing steps and melodious voice cannot be ignored by passersby. He sings and dances without musical instruments yet those who listened and watched him wished he was not mad for the ecstasy he gave to them.

His love life and marriage to Cynthia, another mad woman in the village was an envy of many couples. Samade and Cynthia had lived together in a self built self-contained under the popular bridge at Orile junction for 22 years. There were several times the villagers saw them quarreling but no one knew how they settled their differences.

Unfortunately Samade and Cynthia do not speak the same language. While Samade was from my village, Cynthia was from the Eastern part of the country. They lived together for 22 years without a long separation.
How they consented to live as couple and had 3 children is a riddle no one is yet to solve. They lived under same roof in quote, they had no source of income other than begging, they have no common sense, lacked counselors, never attended marriage classes, yet they lived together for 22years uninterrupted.

Samade and Cynthia were the Romeo and Juliet of their world, a perfect match to a fault. Mad but proud of each other and their union. They were seen severally kissing, hugging, caressing and sharing romantic moments together in the village.

They shared all things in common, they bathed together, played together, ate together, entertained their guests together, fought together, smiled together etc. Samade and Cynthia were an epitome of uncoordinated romantic folks. If they were not mad, they would have won the best couple of the year’s award.

The lesson in Samade and Cynthia’s romantic story is this; “If the insane can sustain a romantic relationship, the sane should be able to do better”. Unfortunately, most sane couples with common sense cannot stay together as husband and wife for 10 years without divorce or separation. Yet they have access to the good things of life. They have good shelter, good food, sound education, spiritual helps, finance etc.

The story of this mad couple inspired me when growing up in the village as a young boy. With this I made a covenant with my maker that I will have an enviable marriage. I told myself when I was 17 that “if a mad man can do it, I can do it better because I am at better advantage”.

Unfortunately, Samade died on 24th July 20… and Cynthia died too on 3rd September of the same year of depression and loneliness. Their children were adopted by 3 different families whose lives were inspired by the romantic life of the mad couple.

They were mad together
They lived together
They died together


The End


http://www.nigerianhive.com/2017/10/05/inspiring-love-story-mad-couple-married-22-years-3-children/

Religious places should not pay tax. But the religious leaders should pay personal income tax, if they are receiving any stipend from the offering. #opinion

wow.....Congratulations to you madam. Mine too go come soon o, in sha Allah. I have no preference for twins, though. But if I get twins, Father, let ya will be done

I just saw this post shared by a friend on facebook@unilorin voice. A young guy just broke the jinx, and against all odds, graduated with a first class in the department of sociology in the prestigious University of Ilorin. I celebrate you, BRO!!! The sky is just the beginning.....

Nobody ugly oooooooo........RIP@guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7crkVaXh5k



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I think this one corner dance should be for the Mentally unstable people.....
ITs all bull shit seeing people dance like epileptic patients





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ms7b-AjEZo

We attack her for just one single error of "word", Ignoring the other perfectly constructed phrases, sentences, and paragraphs she made. That's damn too bad of us

According to professor Ahmad R. (a consultant on reproductive and sexual health at the int’l islamic centre for population studies and research, Al-Azhar University), islam allows ONLY temporal and reversible contraceptive methods. Thus, use of condoms, iuds (intrauterine devices), implants, ius (intrauterine systems), pills etc, and every other temporal and reversible methods are allowed, PROVIDED it does not pose the woman (or the man) to other health challenges.

Not cool.......

Kobicove:
Where did you read that she is married?

I read behind the screen

And how are we supposed to believe that? :-? pishure of the transfer she madefor the iphone, or ionbilivit

No problem there naw! Just tell the mother you've paid her daughter. She is even owing you #350 change. shikena*** ....But wait o....#6,000? It's like you eat like a glutton. I will advice the girl to leave you and marry another person.......Them wan sell you niiiiiii

How many persons have you dated? And you attached picture of a bed? ..... i don't understand your real question o. Anyway, I have dated 3 girls. Toasted like 7 (4 no gree date me at all). Two left me for another guy. The last one is still with me. I hope the distance we keep won't affect our relationship. Lastly,in response to your picture, I've not bedded any girl.

Thank you

before and after pishure, or, aionbilivit! ?

happy married life

There is no way to meet any nairalander offline. I can't even meet them online cos diaris no chat room......Except, two cool guys!!!!!! Damilola and another guy. WE served in Anambra state 2015-2016 together. I got their number on the nysc-anambra thread......

Daviestunech:
Hmm and u think guys below 20 dat masturbate shud just go and marry?

. if a person is old enough to start enjoying sexual pleasure. let him/ her not deny himself that right. age is just a number. instead of wasting energy doing self service. let the girl or the guy assist you

I think one other way to counter masturbation is to get Married. Anytime you are having any sexual urge, you meet your spouse to satisfy the urge. Some married couples masturbate too, but that's rare.