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Ya! i got a message too, congratulating me on my success @ d ability test. next stage is function based test and interview in Lagos, date and time to be communicated later. Start checking ur mail boxes people.

Oh oh oh! that was grrroooosssss! lwtmby (laff wan tear my biutiful yansh)...

ijebabe: So you won't tell him how you came crying to me last night. 'Only the head, please'
See your life

Shhhhhhh!!! do u want him to know our lil secret Remember i don't wanna replace d one u love o (J12). BTW, dat was a great head. *how abt to9t again?* lwkmd

J12: Always takes the last position in class.

Dude why must u expose urself Remember we were classmates back then... lemme help u keep it a secret so dat ijebabe won't start reconsidering her position with u oooo

Xionez: She wishes

Abi o. forgetting dat u are d one who actually made dat proposal. Emi!!! Aje-babe OLOUNMAAJE OOO *Just Singing D'Banj* and *mimicking Gordons* "Na joke we dey o, to avoid stories that 'tousshh'". Morning peeps

U better take cover! cos it's obvious that's u.

Sad cos he lost his gf to a madman

ArQueBusieR: Societies keep churning out sissified men. I worry for planet earth. I think I'll relocate to mars.

Pioneer d exodus bro. thank God we've been receiving nice images of Mars

"Tufiakwa"!!! did i hear some1 say men wearing make-ups jeeeeez

*Watching as events unfold*

OMG!!! What will men not do 4 money first na ritual wit dire consequences, now u dey find who u go dupe. sori, no thanks. i got my package intact. try d next person. lolzzzz

Wow wow wow! i'm back after 3days off. kudos 2 u guys 4 keeping dis funny thread afloat. BTW, I heard xionez lost his díck 2 a madwoman he was trying 2 fück 4 money ritual... o boy hw could u entrust ur most-priced asset in d hands n mouth of a madwoman all in d name of a head smh

[quote author=~vicky~]He is very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head [/quote]WOW!!! I thought d brain is supposed 2 be in d head lmfao.
@op. He uses spatula to eat indomie

Travels around Nigeria just to street-dance Azonto

That means i'm not in love..... yet

Caught bj-ing he-goats on sallah day

ijebabe: Spent with my cats
Sucked any souls at Azkaban or are you resting today?

SERIOUSLY!!! Is he d prisoner dat means i'm gonna wand him down 4 real. #HARRY POTTER#

Beync: could be ur aunty

Or ur first daughter MA. Pls push joor. #too-old-for-dis-thread#

ijebabe: Has a crush on Hagrid

funny...
@post: GOLUM

ijebabe: Basilisk

Ehn ehn! now i remember! u're d 1 who acted Hermione in d movie HARRY POTTER

Suchie: He was a straw....always suckin my pusses..jeez

didn't u enjoy it lmao

frederal: Disposable plate: I used and dumped her

Wicked verdict. GBAM!!!

Femsyn: Did I hear someone say he/she had a superb test??

Na by faith o my bro. persin no go cry now, anyhow wey e be

Rotex29: At Central business district,opposite federal high court beside federal character commission.Abuja

Same place o! if we knew, we cld av at least contacted each other. anyways, all d best

Femsyn: Buzz me abt ur experience. 234681c4. Confirm to me uploaded .pdf files on page 5 was a life saver.

Confirmento!!! no doubt those materials really helped. some questions also came out from there. tnks guys

Rotex29: Hw was it,hop kul.just finish mine too.

Yap. tnk God 4 d test. by God's grace d results shall be favourable. Where did u write urs?

Just finished d test. whew!!! *very funny questions*

Pls guys and chiccs, doz writing dis morning pls update us of devts @ d centre when u get there so as 2 know if d test still holds 2day or not. tnx a mil

Estelle85: Austushi wat are u sayn, u're askn if workforce colect bribe? 4 my front 4 first bank test, person de give workforce staff her details 4 help. Ar u nt a nigerian?

Seconded

crackhouse: u must have been a regular customer to the manpower seller.

Nope!!! d book of Adeks chapter 10 vs 07 says "do ur best and damn d rest"