ShiroSan:


All of una dey tak like say no body dey above mistake.
Una judge pass supreme court judges.
Easy Abegiii

My dear u should have read what d mogwai said. But now she has been put to shame.

UjSizzle:
Or people are finally tired of the pageant everything

Who beauty epp

ask alex reports! Na him dey organize irrelevant bull sheet beauty pageants way no make sense. Benin people gat better tins to do wit their time. Lol

Queen of waist trainer kingdom.

lofty900:
I don't know him, but what did he do with all the money he made during his playing days? Police recruitment is still on jor, go and apply and pray

Eye surgery chop d money

barlkeez:
The actress showed off her haircut and it sure suits her. See photos below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEpcKYPNz3a/

wats wit duck lips @ d fat girl

goingape1:
your brother rape them not me

How did u know? Meaning u were with him too nd u both raped them ni. See denial. Lol.

goingape1:
is it not thesame girls that willingly give there body to guys


For your information! Abortion dey show for vagina!

if they don't willingly give dem selves u will say their shakara is too much, den u rape dem and say naa devil push u ooooo

DanceVille:
Yes dear... I am.

clap for ya self

DanceVille:
Being unmarry should be a very special time for you; A time to study and learn; To think about what you would like to do in the future; To develop friendships; And to grow into the kind of person you want to be as an adult.This is an exciting time for you to discover the opposite sex buh without having to deal with the complications of being involved in sexual activity.

Dating can be a lot of fun without sex! Getting into the sexual scene can short-circuit the growth you need to become a mature adult!.

Don't be afraid you will lose him or her if you say "NO" to sex.If your boyfriend wants you only for your physical self, then they aren't worth it.

Ten Good Reasons Why You Shouldn't Indulge In Sex When You Haven't Marry.

1. First of all, you won't ever have to worry about getting pregnant, you will never experience the fear and anxiety of having to tell your parents, "I'm pregnant.." or "I got my girlfriend pregnant".Pregnancy should be a happy announcement after marriage.

2. You will never have to worry about getting "STD"[Sexually Transmitted Disease].

3. You'll be free to grow emotionally, psychologically, intellectualy and spiritually.

4. You will feel good about yourself, knowing that you didn't give in to your partner pressure.

5. By not falling into "the sex-trap" , you're building your psychological strength and self-esteem.

6. You will be setting an example for others, siblings, friends and people around you, showing them that sexual activity can be avoided.

7. You will be protecting your own reputation, no lady wants to be known as "Loose" or "Olosho", no guy wants the reputation of being a "Stud" or "Maniaks".

8. You will known for certain that he or she cares about you for who are and not just for your physical person.

9. You will be free to channel your energies into healthy activities such as Reading, Studies, Sports, etc.

10. The last buh not least... You will learn not confuse love with sex.Sex can be spontaneous and brief (A One Night Stand).Love takes time to grow and lasts forever.

NB
I created this thread to advice everyone(Both Gender) not to think "Sex is Love" before marriage.A guy can have sex with you today and dump you tomorrow.And will always badmouth you infront of his friends.

Say No To Sex Before Marriage..

I drop my pen at this juncture.


Most of them need to be advice on why not to have sex before marriage.

r u a virgin?

Airforce1:
They are young, talented and super rich.

They've worked so hard to be rewarded with such huge mount of money and flaunting the reward for your hand work is not a bad idea.


My opinion.


Photos and writeup put together by Airforce1.





Davido - CEO HKN GANG.

3 little piggies

DanceVille:
Firstly, growing up with Nigerian parents is mega interesting.Reflecting on the things they often force us to do would leave many laughing hysterically.They make us serve them compulsorily.If you tried to stand against your parents there's a chance that you could win series of slaps doing so.

Chances are you would probably do same for your children too.

1. When You're Sent On Unnecessary Errands

Nigerian mums are known for sending their childrens on annoying errands.Imagine being called by your mum from a distance only for her to ask you to get her something within her reach.

2. When There's A Reason For You Failing At Something

Nigerian parents love to jump into conclusion.Trying to explain a situation to them is almost impossible.Nigerian parents would be like..

"Why wouldn't you hit your head, when you wouldn't face where you're going..."

3. Are You Ok?

Nigerian parents are not checking your mental health here, when they say this, they're trying to call your attention to your stupidity.

4. When You're Being Eyed In Public/Event

Please don't be carried away when you go out with your Nigerian mum.She expects you to check her face for signs.Don't eat when she blinks her eyes funnily, you do so and you're dead.

5. When You're Expected To Cry Without Making Noise

When your parents beat you and threaten you about crying.. You hear words like!

"Hold it! If I hear pim..."

6. When Your Actions Are Being Justified

Parents justify their childrens' actions and form a new reason to lash out at them.

"Why won't You talk back at me when you have started developing Breast?"

7. When Parents Don't Want To Accept Defeat

Sometimes parents feel they have gone overboard with certain issues but still try to cover up their mistakes.They find a way of covering their own fault and make their childrens victim again.

"You're as tall as I am now, why wouldn't you talk to me like that".

8. When They Want To Be Dramatic

Parents know they could move their children to emotion by crying and acting sad.They say things like.

"After everything I've done for you, I carried you in my womb for nine months".Trust me, you would end up in tears yourself.

9. When Your Mum Cheats You By Collecting Money From You

Mother have interesting attributes.They assume the role of a bank when someone gives you money.When you try to have your money back, you would be told.

"All the food you're been eaten in this house was given to me in the market freely abi?".

10. When Your Parents Want To End Up Chastising Session

We all know parents don't get tired of correcting their childrens either by beating or lashing them with words.However, they have a unique way of concluding their speeches.

"We would keep telling you the truth, the rest is totally up to you.If you continue, you're doing yourself.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Nairalanders, which of these can you relate with?

Feel free to add yours.

List Compiled By
DanceVille

what is childrens?

Nice one by the dad. Lol

AlexReports:
The city of Owerri was brought to a standstill over the weekend as the 2016 Edition of Mr and Miss Imo State Pageant took centre stage at a very colourful even‎t.

Several high profile Imolites and students put up appearance at the coronation and award night that recorded impressive turnout.

Amgbaobi Jahdi who represent Mr Mbaitoli emerged Mr Imo State Nigeria 2016 while Okonkwo Jecinta who represented Miss Oru West was crowned Miss Imo State Nigeria 2016.

Popular pageant producer and CEO Most Beautiful Girl in Abuja, Hon. Ejiro Okphiwo ‎ and United Nation youth Ambassador and Manager Miss United Nation pageant, Amb Utchay Odims were part of the high profile judges.

Other winners of the night ‎for female category were; Miss Nwangele - Chris Events Model of the year 2016 , Miss Orlu - Miss Imo State Queen Nigeria Culture, Miss Owerri Municipal - Outstanding Imo State Queen 2016, Miss Onuimo - Miss Imo State Queen Nigeria Top Model and Miss Ikeduru - Miss Imo State Queen Nigeria Tourism.

While the other winner at the male category were
Mr Ikeduru - Chris Events Model of the year 2016‎,
Mr Obowo - Mr Imo State King Nigeria Culture,‎ Mr Owerri West - Outstanding Imo Man 2016‎, Mr Ngor Okpala - Mr Imo State King Nigeria Top Model, Mr Nkwerre - Mr Imo State King Nigeria Tourism‎ and Mr Mbaitoli - Mr Imo State Nigeria King‎.

‎The project director, Mr Chris expressed gratitude for all the sponsors of the event and assured that his company will make sure the winners impact on the welfare of the imolites and students. He further thanked all the guests, personalities and indegenes that stormed the event. 

This attention seeker and his mumu pageants done start again.

celebgists:
Arguably the best male vocalist in Nigeria Timi Dakolo enjoys eating street food especially bread and akara with coke to chill in down. 

He said in his caption "DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUS... PEOPLE SLEEP AND DIE...DEALING WITH THIS BREAD AND AKARA WHILE THEY WASH MY CAR"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEaY46ZP12H/

mtchewwwww

9janewsarena:



SEE MORE PHOTOS OF THE SULTRY SINGER + PICS FROM THE INTERVIEW HERE >>>

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/04/seyi-shay-chic-in-thigh-high-slit-print-dress.html

uncle what does sultry mean!

Which kind childish mumu dressing b dis flavour dress? Tight cloth with boot? Mtchewwww

magmack:

Abeg ask am oooo.
Who her P**$$$y don epp sef?

Dey dere! E done epp d powerful nd mighty men in nigeria o. Where do u tink she is making her money from? Hmmmmmmmmm

jesbu:
My first nitel sim card. Back in the day before they change it to mtel. I have it for over fifteen years now. I wish ntel will still allow me to retain my number as one of their oldest customer and give me call for life for keeping my sim card for over these years.
I also wish they employ me so I can configure smartphones that can't access ntel 4G LTE Frequency and make it work

****

Are u using d name nairalander to collect money from d bank?

simtosul:
More

wait oo yemi alade no get front hair sha

simtosul:
http://www.36ng.com.ng/2016/04/14/34-nigerian-musicians-with-very-similar-names/


Photos: Nigerian Musicians With Very Similar Stage Names

It is not like Nigerian musicians have ran out of stagenames to give themselves but anyhow as the case may be, some of them have very similar stage names. Let’s take a look at those Musicians:

So dis gay boy kcee whom we never c wit woman sef dey carry weight! For who na as him kuku no like woman.

@OP Like seriously

@OP Like seriously

Godgay:
I commend him for not giving up on his dream and finally winning the president seat,but I feel likes he wants to use it to tour around the world and not make comments about the plight of Nigerians, his silence on the Fulani terrorist made me lost my respect.

Hmmmmmm! Saying what u don't know but what people want u to believe Is not cool. I meant bout his silence, very few people know what's going on here. I pray God Almighty protects us and give us d patience. Amen.

auntysimbiat:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-SlHthM8ycl4/VxIjUGyeRTI/AAAAAAAI6Do/8SgQfsHlQzIo4-qaQ0bX0ksbYmIyOGUewCLcB/s1600/a.jpg[/img]


Former breadseller Olajumoke pictured in training with fellow models. Another photo after the cut

[img]http://4.bp..com/-K04YRXxb9Qw/VxIjU9Se3YI/AAAAAAAI6Ds/6B0PFChHX6gHLpP3iETu5Lz_iNmQIqe0QCLcB/s1600/b.jpg[/img]

SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2016/04/olajumoke-pictured-doing-push-ups-with.html

stewpid post

slightlyMad:
nothing spectacular about this post, @uche you needs to hit the gym

ur right! Nothing spectacular bout d post. But for her hitting d gym! This Is her natural stature, she also just had a baby n she is still looking good. Also remember dat God created every one how deemed fit, not every body must b Lepa! Secret of healthy living is eating what's right.

ChangeIsCostant:
It was earlier reported that a student of the Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA), Chinwe Ugoh Vivian-was declared missing few days ago. According to reports, she was last seen around the school premises on Friday. Fresh report has it that she's been found and has returned home safely....

Her brother simply identified as Joshua reached out to National Helm to give details of what happened. According to him, his sister left school in Ondo state on Friday for her home in Lagos with plans of attending a wedding on Saturday but never reached her destination.

She was said to have boarded a roadside bus having gotten to the park late (around 4pm) . She later discovered she entered the very wrong vehicle after passengers started falling asleep one after the other. This happened after passing so many police checkpoints.

According to her brother, she also joined other passengers to fall asleep and woke up close to a bush in an unknown location.....not knowing what those men of the underworld may have done to her and why they dumped her there. She had to trek till she got to the main road and met a good Samaritan who helped her and used his phone to contact her people.

She was found on Sunday and finally returned to her base in Lagos on Monday morning. She is filled with praises that she came out from the bus alive and not in body parts...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/futa-student-who-was-reported-missing.html

Shame to dose bastards who said she was under a man.

9janewsarena:
The ex-beauty queen and fashion designer shared photos from her recent pre-birthday mermaid shoot. See photos below...

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/04/ex-beauty-queen-tope-adeniji-in-sxy-mermaid-shoot.html

like dis is sexy? Dis karashika girl. Dis is horrid

Madam OP r u her PA, trying so hard to revive a dead and forgotten story

yusaze807:



SEE MORE POST-WORKOUT PHOTOS OF FLAVOUR HERE >>>

www.9janewsarena.com/2016/04/flavour-shows-off-his-impressive-muscle-game.html

Chidinma aint impressed as she is not even seeing him but d skinny guy without pacs. Flavour dis is becoming childish. Like I always say? Hope u didn't bcum popular just to show off ur ugly shape?