Jokes Etc › Re: Na Who Diss Pass...by Ademi by ademi87(op): 2:35pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
acenazt: Lol Mehn That Old Boyfriend Really got dissed. Haba na 3 Inches the guy get fa  |
Jokes Etc › Na Who Diss Pass...by Ademi by ademi87(op): 12:52pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Hilarious A young lady and her new BF were in a club having fun, she didn't know her ex-boyfriend was in the same club watching them. After few mins, she stood up to use D toilet. Her EX hurriedly walked to her boyfriend and asked him, "How do u feel enjoying a second hand material?" D new boyfriend smiled and said, "I don't feel anything because when u just pass the first 3 inches, the rest is still NEW." |
Jokes Etc › My Nightmare...by Ademi by ademi87(op): 12:07pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Memories The smallest boy in my class then in primary school then, I used to beat him up anyhow. Now he has grown. And he's now a US marine.
He's always sending me pictures like this. I really don't think he has forgotten.your advice pls
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Jokes Etc › Ladies Of Nowadays..by Ademi by ademi87(op): 10:27am On Nov 06, 2014 |
Attorney Jokes In a court of law: Judge: So you're saying that for two full days you were walking around without knowing you were raped..  Girl: Yes sir.. Judge: So..when did You realize that You were Raped? Girl: **Wiping Away tears** when the cheque bounced sir!!*tear* |
Jokes Etc › Parents Somtyms Sef...by Ademi by ademi87(op): 7:53pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Seriously!!!
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Jokes Etc › Seriously!!! By Ademi by ademi87(op): 11:08pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
TRUE LOVE Saw this question on a Channel so let me just answer then ask you guys too.
The question was; If your wife reports to you that these men slapped her, what would you do?
If she even report the matter to me, she no well. If one of dem should slap my wife, and says to her; go and call your husband let me see.
If she truly loves me, she'll turn the other cheek & tell him she's a widow.
Abi no be so?
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Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by ademi87(m): 6:30pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
Agybabe: Don't conclude so fast guys. Mine is an exemption.
Op you might have experienced this because maybe your lips ain't sweet or maybe an odour.
But a girl tends to kiss a soft-sweet-tender-succulent lips better than a dark-hard-scaly lips.
Gosh! That turns me off totally.  u wicked oooo....lmfao |
Jokes Etc › Re: Thunder Strike By Ademi by ademi87(op): 7:02am On Nov 03, 2014 |
bunmioguns: guess this is coming from experience

 tarh...if I cashh U |
Jokes Etc › Mistaken Inspiration By Ademi by ademi87(op): 9:20pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
Mistaken Inspiration
Change cannot always be given to you, sometimes when you don't see the change you need, you have to bring the change yourself.
- Waheed
Waheed is a bus conductor in Oshodi. Now read the post above again.
Any different meaning? |
Jokes Etc › brain storm by ademi by ademi87(op): 8:22pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
BRAIN TEASER!!! A man who works at a high security company tried to login to his computer but was denied access. He then recalled that the company resets passwords monthly so his password was now outdated.
He then called his boss who told him that the old one had been changed so the password is different now, and then asked the man to GO FIGURE. And he did so successfully.
What's the old and New Password%(..)% |
Jokes Etc › Thunder Strike By Ademi by ademi87(op): 7:19pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
That moment when rain is falling and you are about to steal meat from the pot then thunder strikes and you are like "Haba! Na just meat nah" |
Jokes Etc › Bread Winner By Ademi by ademi87(op): 7:02pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
A man is the bread winner,but the woman should at least win d akara nah,so we can eat bread and akara together. Man shall not live by bread alone
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Jokes Etc › Relationship By Ademi by ademi87(op): 6:51pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
Some people just need help. How can you say you've been going out with him/her for the past 8years? Haba!
Una never reach where una dey go? |
Romance › Re: . by ademi87(m): 8:48am On Nov 01, 2014 |
CharlesNneji1: Hi, bro.
In this thread i am going to be showing you secret tips that you can start using this very moment to walk up to any girl you are interested in and make her want to date you; no matter how you look or if you are not rich. No matter how classy or pretty that girl is - these secrets will work on her.
But before we go into that it will be only fair I tell you who I am. I would be pretty quick with the introductions so we can jump into more important stuffs
Firstly, my name is Mr. Charles Nneji. Author of the best-selling e-book on seduction for men, The Bang Rule, which have sold over 700 copies in Nigeria in the past 1 year (see my profile for a screen shot of the e-book).
We are going to be really close because I intend updating this thread regularly in the coming months, so go to the "follow" button and click on it because the secrets I will be sharing with you here would go a long way in turning you into a guy girls won't help falling in love with (you wouldn't want to miss a single one of those secrets, trust me).
I will also quickly add somethings before I continue.
Although I have finally cracked the code of what works with girls, how they think and how to use how they think to my advantage - I wasn't always this good with girls (let me just say the truth and shame the devil).
I left the all boys boarding school I had attended as a teenager completely "broken". I would freeze when a girl I like comes around me, the girls I managed to date broke up with me themselves or cheated on me.
But overall, no girl wanted to date me. They would either give me some silly excuse why they can't date me whenever I ask them out or tell me to my Face that I wasn't their type or on their level.
When I call them, they don't pick or return my calls. When they finally do they talked to me like I was some kind of pest.
When I walk up to them to start a conversation it's either I get a cold treatment or outright rudeness.
The little ones that showed me green lights start withdrawing when I try coming closer.
All through my secondary school level through my stay at the University - no girl ever told me she loved me or returned it when I say I love her.
On social media I never got a reply to my messages
I will show a girl how much I love her and it would only succeed in making her treat me like garbage
At a point I gave up and arrived at the following conclusion.
1. I am not good-looking enough.
2. I am not rich, that is why girls don't take me seriously. Maybe when I get rich I will get them rushing to me.
3. I have to stop thinking about girls and face other things. Girls are not that important
And to the final one;
4. I am cursed (trust me, I really believed I was)
But something happened that totally changed my way of thinking forever.
I had an uncle who was rich, he had married this girl and one day he had caught her red-handed having intimate relations with her university days boyfriend.
Then I realised that...
1. Although Money can attract girls it will only attract them because they want your money and not because they want you as a person, even with the money you spend on them they will still cheat on you with a guy they like.
2. The only girls attracted by money are the way ward types who won't dump me without thinking if that money runs out
3. The ones who are well-behaved don't give a damn about money, they want a man they can love to be around.
But I still told myself girls were not important, that I had to focus on something else.
So I threw myself into my job and told myself not to bother about girls.
Till I realised another thing. What if I neglect that part of my life. What will happen when it is time to get married?
Will I ask my mother to look for a wife for me? - hell, No!
Will I just walk up to any girl who agrees to look at my direction and propose?
Hell NO, getting a quality woman doesn't work that way - I wanted a classy and pretty woman and to get her I needed to work on myself.
I bought books, but they were all yankee stuffs that didn't work on Nigerian girls.
I started improving when I met a player-friend, Femi, for help. He took me by the arm and showed me the exact step by step secrets he uses to get girls running over him.
Within months, after really failing woefully, I was able to do things that I never thought possible; I completely eliminated the fear I had around women. I would walk up to a classy pretty girl, use these secrets on her and have her sending me love texts the next week - without spending a kobo on her.
It was so mind blowing that I complied all the secrets I had learnt and made it into an e-book in pdf format - The Bang Rule (see my profile for picture). I wrote that book so guys won't have to go through the same pains and humiliation I went through at the hands of girls.
Although that book contains far more than I can cover in a nairaland thread I will also try to give as much tip of the iceberg from my book right here on this thread.
So in the coming days, I will be showing you.
- Why girls are turning you down and refusing to date you plus how you can turn it around and have them literally beg to come into your life.
- How to make girls pick interest in you and fall for you like crazy
- The insider secrets that I have given to people who bought my book, used it and have had their life turned around.
- Secrets that will eliminate the fear you feel about walking up to a girl you like.
- Personality traits that is chasing girls away from you plus how you can eliminate those traits without altering who you are.
Plus lots more.
Stay tuned on this thread. Updates coming soon. alainise ni e ooo |
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Dis Out Guys.. by ademi87(op): 1:02am On Oct 31, 2014 |
mathmatica: Remember the commandment,'thou shall not take the name of the lord,thy God in vain'.....there are mortal things to joke with,not your soul...  e ti bere oshi abi? |
TV/Movies › Gus by ademi87(op): 1:00am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Congratulations to chinedun...d ultimate Man
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Jokes Etc › Check Dis Out Guys.. by ademi87(op): 7:13pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Just imagine what will happen....if d angel who has been holding d trumpet to Christ's second coming..for over 2000yrs ....decides to test it if its still working....... ...
Lol *rotfl*.
I know I myself will surely go to heaven I don't know about you guys wey don spoil fininsh
Shoutout to my gf sha. |
Jokes Etc › Best Joke Of D Week!!! by ademi87(op): 7:11pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
JOKE OF THE WEEK.... A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in d same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way o! After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label: (fantastic till d last drop)... She also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it: (extra long, king size) she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age sha! A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in: (Arik: Lagos - Kano)... So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano -lagos flight. She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!". Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O°˚.. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 26th October 2014 by ademi87(m): 3:34pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
jimmy4x: Oga, he's an arsenal fan, calm down  d guy wan make I lose am ni nw.....wetin man u do dem sef? |
Jokes Etc › Funny Akpos by ademi87(op): 3:32pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Hilarious Akpos was in an english class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class. TEACHER: An abstract noun is something u can see but not touch. Who can give me an example of an abstract noun. Akpos: Your breaasts and your bum bum ma |
Sports › Re: Manchester united 1-1Chelsea...wat A Match!!! by ademi87(op): 10:23pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
acenazt: as a Chelsea fan I say United Played Real Game. they looked more dangerous than chelsea. share the ref was kind of a kill joy,he ruined a perfect match with too many undeserved cards and Bad Decisions. I cnt but concor to dat sha |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 26th October 2014 by ademi87(m): 9:37pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
dotcomnamename: [size=30pt]Luke Shaw is overrated massive waste of money Lol[/size] but he's by far better dan ur abortive,bootless, counterproductive,dysfunctional filipe lius....hater oshi |
Sports › Manchester united 1-1Chelsea...wat A Match!!! by ademi87(op): 8:31pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
My question is dis: did man u get lucky or are they back in the business for good? As for me I think manchester united deserve a tap at the back for that outstanding performance......wats ur own opinion? |
Sports › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United....what's Your Prediction? by ademi87(op): 6:17pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Truth24: Chelsea 1 vs 4 Manchester United! Amen! babayaro....take am easy nao..for stamford bridge  I doubt it sha |
Sports › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United....what's Your Prediction? by ademi87(op): 6:16pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
bakandow11: how man u wan do am....3-1 in favor of da blues if u bliv man u can score dat means dey can win nao  |
Sports › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United....what's Your Prediction? by ademi87(op): 6:14pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
jacabi: Chelsea 2 vs 1 Man U. filipe luis na di maria wife ooo guy... |
Sports › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United....what's Your Prediction? by ademi87(op): 6:13pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
kilimanjaro: Chelsea 5, Man U 1
So shall it be. kai guy u wicked oooo...lolsss wen d team dey get issue sef una no beat dem reach 4 nao... |
Sports › Chelsea Vs Manchester United....what's Your Prediction? by ademi87(op): 3:01pm On Oct 19, 2014*. Modified: 4:07pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
I tink I can see Angel spreading his wings at stamford bridge.... |
Sports › Who Is The Sexiest by ademi87(op): 6:36pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
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Sports › Re: Why Do Women Most Of The Times Hate Their Mother In Law by ademi87(op): 6:34pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
khattab02: Emm Op beg the mod here to help you move your topic to the family section or front page where justice will be done to it because right now many here are busy discussing the mathematical, integral, differential and geometrical hopes of the super eagles qualifying for the nations cup. omo c vex ooo  |
Sports › Re: Why Do Women Most Of The Times Hate Their Mother In Law by ademi87(op): 10:30pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
blueto: mr Op, this is a nonsports topic & Should have been created on family or romance section. na ur comment be dat  Dis is just a simple navigational error.if u av a reasonable comment drop it if odawise leggo!! |
Christianity Etc › Your Heart Is Your Religion by ademi87(op): 10:26pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
When it comes to religon we tend to be very careful with the way we talk, but am tempted to ask this question. If truely the christians blivs u can't make heaven unless u are a christian or bliv in christ and the muslims blivs u can only make heaven if u are a muslim and blivs in his holy prophet mohammed SAW......what abt our fore fathers that died before these 2 religions was brought to Nigeria...I mean no disrespect to any religion pls. |