₦airaland Forum

Bobxin:
Those things you mentioned are some of the best vibes in life, are you sure you got the question correctly? Smh

I can't afford them

OscarJaden:
No amount of peer pressure will make me suck a Nigeria girl pus*y


Tueh

Nigeria or not I can never do it

Buy iPhone, sex before marriage, enter gym doing dorime in the club

Kingcalls:
Prostitutes of those days b like decent girls of these days....

they were worse, only say we dey look dem as old school but they weren't old school during that time

ThierryJay:
RIP to one of the all time greats of Football; the greatest box striker of all time who won World cup 74 and Euro 76 for Germany. Indeed death humbles all.

Maradona gone
Cryuff gone
Di Stefano gone
George best gone
Eusebio gone
Puskas gone
Garrincha gone
Now Gerd Muller joins them.

Pele & Franz Beckhanbeur will be like hmm.....Que sera sera

Sam okparaji too gone

MrCover:
Update From . COM

A Nigerian man is reportedly set to marry two women on the same day in Delta State, Reports.

According to the wedding invite seen online As Sighted By On Facebook, Akpove will be getting married to Kome and Maro in Lagos-Igbide in Isoko South Local Government Area of the state on Sunday, August 15.

See Photo As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

shey na two rings he go take do vows ni abi how

Amotolongbo:
Because Fatima ndo yeye yeye yeye

Cutezt:
Davido o, this is getting too consistent to be a coincidence

so what are you not saying?

Mrxawe:
Try dey calm down ehn which unilorin? Lmao... I Sabi unilorin inside out since 2008 till present. From oke odo to sanrab, to tanke , gra, challenge , postoffice even reach elekoyangan enter kwara poly , just name it . I never see anybody wey for once use 3 range Rover sport for the whole of ilorin sef o.. unilorin na school? Lol weytin una know for there. Na dummy people wey just need certificate full unilorin .. the only hustle una dey do na to sell snacks or cloth dey make peanuts ....una no dey hustle better hustle .. unilorin ko

aahhhhh......ilorin and unilorin na hin u finish like dis

sleekman:
Hahahahahaha. Your own na 5mins and a second shebi?

30 seconds man

I Don see man wey I better pass

Kriss216:
So, you still never get sense?

let me remove your name from the list of people that will make heaven

It was during my university days, I was dead broke but had to read....in the course of my reading I started having symptoms of malaria and this fine lady noticed and asked me what the problem was. I told her I was sick long story short she took me to pharmacy and later said I should follow to her house. My dirty mind was already imagining things but when we got to her house she gave me fresh food to eat, immediately I finished eating that was when I realized it was hunger that was doing me � and not malaria. I thanked her and ran back to the library

DropsMic:
O oo kingdom waiting for you.

if you do bad..

Avouch Nigeria limited inside wemabod estate, owned by remi osijo... The man is a bully, you will loose your confidence, self believe, sense, sanity and your esteem.... The man will make you believe you are worthless and he's the only one that can employ you due to your incompetence and to cap it all the guy is still owing me 160k but has refused to pay. Man said the money is not up to Dat and I asked him to pay whatever amount he thought he was owing me....... Well its been 3 years and I'm still waiting for the payment. And na 40k per month the guy dey pay as salary ooo.... Anyways most Nigerian entrepreneurs are toxic

I no go buy iPhone 6 London used with beta gig pass 30k for Ikeja, nobody dey buy am again

Gbajure:
Kamoru can only wrestle better than Izzy but can not in May circumstances defeat him. Izzy is more calculative with devastating knock out kicks and punches. Anyway Kamoru publicly said he won't fight Izzy and Nurmagemedov outta respect.

That is why Izzy tried to move to the light weight division vacated by Jones.

kamoru likes to take people down sometimes but it doesn't mean he can't stand and trade punches....watch kamoru vs burn, his chin is made of granite he can take a hell of punches.... I love them both and I don't want them to ever fight each other but I still believe kamoru can beat izzy... But ufc and anything is possible

DubaiLandLord1:
You get mind to bet against the Stylebender o

In that his category, I don't see anyone defeating him for now.

I don't wish Kamoru will move up to challenge him, make dem both they their lane dey dominate abeg.

kamoru stated that he won't fight Israel coz they are friends and there is no passion in fighting him, I believe kamoru can defeat Israel......I might be wrong tho

mystery22:
The man is a racist..

Being black is hard, you have to put twice as much effort as others to stand a chance

but rashford and wanbissaka are black

I too go principals office coz I was a star participating in (football, high jump and relay race) so it got into my head and I became arrogant..... Ayedaade grammar school principal babayode too flog me abeg

Sucking dick and I'm a guy.... I'm kidding please, I think nobody taught me how steal meat from the cooking pot... I'm married and still can't stop

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.

I have hairy bumbum, tissue paper is a no no for me... There is no amount of tissue paper that can clean it properly and I wash my hands after cleaning my butt with water

Romanoff:
There is nothing like when your own hypocrisy looks you in the face and tells you "ntoor".

In this day and age of contraceptives, any woman who gives birth out of wedlock through consensual sex most certainly wanted the baby.

If you no wan be single mother, stay off fornication or use protection.

raw dey sweet pass anything oo

Raycelove:
We on our generator to freeze the items kept in the freezer, we connected stabilizer with the freezer, this was our first time of connecting stab with freezer.

So the hell mistake I made was removing my phone from the original charger and charging it with an infinix fast charger, after plugging the phone , the generator level went high and the fast charger got burnt the original charger, my sister laptop charger got burnt , bulbs got burnt.

We were lucky not to on our televisions and other valuables. We off the gen and on it again without the freezer on and the sound and motion went back to normal.

So what caused the change in level of the generator and what led to the damages of laptop charger, bulbs and chargers??

una get plenty rice ooo make I come collect small?

virginprincess:
For me when a guy passes me the first thing i observe are his looks, his mode of dressing, lastly how responsible and holy ghost filled he is.

holy ghost filled just by looking Mo foh ooooooo

ReluctantAdult:
Oh really? You know me too well, internet stranger

just kidding ooo no vex

Finding love wey no involve money... Having 6 packs... One Nigeria.... Education is the key to success..... What is the topic again

ReluctantAdult:
Sex, clubbing, beer, and I'm not even old. I guess it's because I was exposed quite early. Nowadays I chill in my house, listening to old music from the 80s and 90s, and drinking wine.

Also, I don't watch movies anymore. Nowadays I watch documentaries, sports and news. I love the new interests I've got though

you are lonely

Please, I need a contact of where I can get mind naira notes at affordable rates......it's very urgent please, any help will be greatly appreciated.... Thanks guys

OlawaleBammie:
Saworoide

Eran iya oshogbo

Oranmiyan

Afonja

Isakaba

Last burial

Koto aye

Osa eleye

Bashorun gaa

Jogunomi

Indomie lomo

Efunsetan aniwura

Yemi my lover

Terminator

Six machines

Isawuru

Akobi gomina

Botife

Opin irin ajo

Larinloodu

Won wami lame

ayama � � u too local.........I can't believe I have watched all these movies on VHS too and I never marry .omo my formative age too local