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Trying to cross a gutter and u fall inside it.
When you a talking to som1 and spit mistakenly fall frm ur mouth.
Abeg I av to write dis in pidgin coz it apend to me.....wen u dey try toast babe for wia pple wey plenty dey luk u nd u dey form bad but as u just dey introduce ursef d bf show with ride and carry hin babe comot....damn I developed a cold feet......

Abeg I cnt seems to understand or let me say I can't translate these two words into its correct english form or version as d case may be "KILODE" and "KILO SHELE" tnx and God bless

ClintonNzedimma:
so ur point is that u came to nairaland to look for likes instead of airing ur views and opinion.....#just asking

just passing....Leggo

8 YEARS AGO

Sorry if I sound offensive,but its just an observation...why do mostly married women hate and cant stand the sight of their mother in law..some of these women hate their mother in law to the extent that it sometimes result to an altercation btw them nd d husband some can even go as far as refusing their mother in law to come visiting them...so I dnt know sha,abi na trend ni?

succyreal:
you all are fools and blind to detect and to know illuminati sign. Angel did maria display a full illuminati sign don't be fooled or deceive. we know it wen we see it. pray God that your eyes should be open.

I knw nd I'm very convinced dat its either u r suffering frm amnesia or its sunny in ur rum....illuminati Can u tell me holistically wat u knw abt illuminati sef...mtscheeewu

ClintonNzedimma:
Stupid thread, silly OP.
Where was cr7 when Messi won 4 ballon d'or,where was cr7 when messi won 3 champions league, where was cr7 when messi scored 91 goals a year?
I have a lot of respect for cr7 but the way some cr7 fans on nairaland talk irritates me like hell.
Even at the way cr7 is scoring, he wont break any record messi has laid.
Yes, i believe cr7 at the moment is better than messi in case some silly nlanders want to quote me
On the contrary, i believe both players must have their fair share of glory
Just enjoy the game of football and keep quiet.
Case Closed.

wat shal it profit u after writing dis long shitloads of crap u cnt even get a "like" ponder on it while sleeping.....#just sayn

Liability:
you are a fvvvvcking madrid fan.......fvvvvck you!


Messi will win the next world best.

Gaynaldo that couldnt move his country beyond group stage in the world cup?


Fvvvcking penalty taker.

nd ur messi failed completely to win a silverware for his club last season...u dey sleep dat tym?

Unibenstudent:
but you see we can change,,let us all pray to God to direct our paths,and not trying to direct God paths,,let us all strive to right our wrongs,live a life of humility..if u do good ,good go follow u

u don talk am finish....bro, go nd SIN nomore

Unibenstudent:
we are just too trouble some,let the muslim be , and let christians stay their own..no fight, just do your own thing,God will fight his battle

u get am gbam!!! too stubborn nd lyk trouble too mushh...arrrgghhh its annoying dnt knw y am a Nigerian sef, i for come frm india

D same reason y white can't stop calling blacks....monkeys #As it was in the beginning, and now, and always, and to the ages of ages

ROSSIKE:
^^The guy asked a serious question. If you don't know the answer, STFU.

kill ursef...football fanatics, its practically impossible if dats wat u r nosing around formmmmmmmmmmmm pele ooo team super eagle till i die.

If we apply almighty formular and exponetial...

Quote author=faithugo64 post=27045826]i like your honesty dude![/quote]really!!! How abt a date? K let's start with dinner...lolzzz just kidding...tnx alot

ilotriouzAY:
bro,whea is ur midfield?

lolzz....u no see yaya toure nd iniesta ne k I ll remove suarez sha nd replace him with Alonso

I dnt knw wats wrong wit my dell laptop somtyms if I ON it, it will display alot of information den at d end showing "NO boot device found press any key to re-boot" nd if I do it will still be showing d same tin...d system is nw annoying ooo any help plss

Sorry pls but wia can I get an advanced learner cambridge oxfor encyclopedia wikipedia 2014 edition bcoz d way pple dey murda english nowadays I can't not fit understand....lanky nd slim abeg wetin be d diff? Just curious ni sha....I just woke up tho,so if am wrong on dis dnt blame me blame d sleep...

De gea

Zabaleta. Ivanovic. Kompany. Baines

Messi yaya toure iniesta. Neymar

Suarez. Ronaldo

100 assists Dats very serious...wetin do goals Hin dey shy for goals nw abi? No, d goals don tyr am? Na lie, hin wan make odas too dey score ni so dat e no be lyk say na only him dey score...I told u dat boy is goin down...frm dere e go enta appearance wey we go dey count, e no go be assists again.....#antimessi nd his fans with passion ni ooo

In my own solo opinion... I tink dere is notin lyk impossible under d sky but I dnt tink I can do it. Initially it might be ignored but subsequently it ll bcome unbearable for me....dnt get me wrong sex no be fud ooo but d point is dat human being ll always be human being na emotion we dey talk ooo...#am sorry its goin to be practically difficult for meah if not impossible sef.

Am just kuku passin by on my own ni....shoutout si awon goons mi

BANGERLEE1:
Bro I didn't insult your Mother- I was only giving or perhaps letting you know the extent of womanhood.. And thank God u insulted my Mum back-so its all good- u showed how ur Mum taught u to respond to situation like this by doing the same... Thank u nd sorry---Mabinu

I'm too cute to start worrying mysef or avn any fuji aouz of comotion with u on somtin lyk dis...I just dnt appreciate it nd I ll neva take it lightly wen pple mention "MAMA ADE"most especially on social ntwrk if atall u r goin to give an xample y my mom It stil hurts lyk a pain in d ass.......nd my mum didn't teach me dat,I learnt it frm d lyks of u....but aℓℓ d same am cool if u r cool......#COOLEST#

I used to blv dat if dey use broom to beat u, ur "somtin" will not work again
I used to bliv dat if u stretch ur hands to fetch water if its raining tunda ll strike u
I used to bliv dat if u break a single broom into 7 nd u put it in ur armit nd u r bin beaten by anybody most especially ur teacher u ll faint
I used to bliv dat any woman with beards is a witch
I used to bliv if u drink d water iside d coconut u wouldn't knw anytin dey r teachin u at skul
I used to bliv dat if u eat d anus of a chicken u will find it very difficult to keep secret kept with u

ademi87:
tunda fire ur cheap mum for u dragging my mom to dis issue...I dnt av any sista nd my mum got married wen women value dere diginity rather dan women of nowadays who gives dere body out to men on financial terms....I might av prerogative to judge anybody but I bliv I av d right to xpress my own opinion which might not count anyways coz its my perception, so why my mom Tori olorunit really shows u r not frm a gud home or ur mum raised u dis way....aaaah haaaa.. IYA ADE na hin u drag come nairaland con dey use as an example?? U get mind?? U no even fear...e pain me enta bone marrow ooo

BANGERLEE1:
Nice but same goes to ur mum nd Sisters sha o,

tunda fire ur cheap mum for u dragging my mom to dis issue...I dnt av any sista nd my mum got married wen women value dere diginity rather dan women of nowadays who gives dere body out to men on financial terms....I might not av prerogative to judge anybody but I bliv I av d right to xpress my own opinion which might not count anyways coz its my perception, so why my mom Tori olorunit really shows u r not frm a gud home or ur mum raised u dis way....aaaah haaaa.. IYA ADE na hin u drag come nairaland con dey use as an example?? U get mind?? U no even fear...e pain me enta bone marrow ooo

Otey u dey dere dey hate....punchline ko headline ni...ma lo wa ise se

Mcleo007:
You outlined his features like you tripping..

goddamit...tripping Understatement.....I av too much lust for C RON we played togeda at lisbon.....in my dreams tho

Mcleo007:
Gay alert!

kai...dis is why we need to ban weed,dongoyaro nd monkey tail in dis country....wetin drag gay alert come dis matter nw? [sup][/sup] r u jst noticing dat ronaldo is handsome ne?

I tink I preva Ronaldo sha...bcoz d guy plays a very nyc nd decent futball...he can score with both legs perfectly,he is very gud at area ball coz he has alot of jumping power,her can dribble nicely nd he's got swaggz in his game...d boy is clean nd very tushed,he plays futball in a corporate way,too handsome..se ronaldo features can neva be ova emphasized