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@ 190. abeg correct me if i am wrong. the guy is sounding like he is all dat and he is a holy faithful husband, okay he might be faithful, his headache, but the cars, money yagi di ya and blah dont fit. just look closely at his office and pics? i think he is narrating anoda person's experience. im sure of it.

i say u woh woh, and yes she is ur wife

see dis human being

dats why i love nairaland, u guys sure know how to shut some silly goats up.


u guys really saw this thread as dumb and instead created ur own topic, lol


@ poster silly twisted malu

OKAY EIGHT OF HIS BUDDIES DID HER, SO WHAT? HASNT HE FU CKED OTHER PEOPLE 'S GIRLFRIEND BEFORE?

STUPID THING IS DAT SHE IS UR GIRLFRIEND AND NOT UR FIANCEE OR WIFE, SO WHY THE NOISE MAKING?

THOSE EIGHT BUDDY OF URS ARE BAS TARDS TOO.

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, UR NOW A FATHER AND STOP LOOKING FOR A STUPID EXCUSE TO DENY THE BABY AND THE GIRL.

@poster, how did u know all nigerian ladies have it on their a rsses? have u slept wit all f them?

infact they should seek out dis poster and maim him.

now dats the kinda girl i call a real naija babe.

she is ur gfriend and u felt slappin her was a prove dat u were a man, my dear ur a weakling for even raising ur hand. im glad she slapped u back and used d lappy battery on u.

if it was I, i would use the lappy on ur head and then use pestle (for pounding yam) to destroy all ur properties.

then tis goodbye for life, looser.

u said u drive 2 cars, gat a driver but yet in ur profile pic u look like a civil servant.

well reason is u gat a corner in an office dat they call a cubicle and ur dressing (short sleeves without a tie) dont look to me like a big man kinda thing.

i guess this story belongs to someone else shey.

u woh woh small.

ask ur sister how many guys sampled her first then we will be happy to answer the dumb question of a jobless attention seeking snake like urself

190. who r u falling for here on nairaland? confess

u r a fool @ poster.

where u not getting ready to disvirgin the girl? so y r u sounding like a saint? if u had said after marriage u found out she was not a virgin, dats agreeable, but silly twit u wanted to get u some. she was no virgin so what. ok, f u had disvirgined her u would revirgin her again.

ur dumb nd u need prayers fast.

THEY GUY AINT FOR REAL. ONCE A MAN STARTS COMPLAINING BOUT UR SIZE, HE JUST WANA USE AND DUMP U. DUMP THE IDIOT AND MOVE ON.

WHY DO MOST MEN NOT ACCEPT US WOMEN FOR WHOM WE R?

HAD A GUY I REALLY LOVED, I AM ALSO ON THE THICK SIDE, WE DATED FOR 2MOTNHS, STARTED COMPARING ME TO SOME SKINNY GIRLS, DAT I SHOULD LOOSE WEIGHT AND ALL DAT. HE ASKED ME OUT NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND, SO WHY COMPLAIN BOUT WHAT I AM NATURALLY.

I LEFT THE DUDE'S SORRY BACKSIDE. FORTUNATELY NOT UP TO A MONTH LATER, I MET MY FIANCE. WE DIDNT EVEN DATE FOR TWO MONTHS AND I KNEW THIS IS MY BETTER HALF. HE APPRECIATES MY SIZE AND LOVES ME THE WAY I AM. HE KEEPS TELLIN ME IF I ADDED WEIGHT HE'D NOT LOVE ME ANY LESS. WE R GETTING MARRIED DIS MONTH AND EXPECTING OUR BABY. FUNNY THING IS THE BASTARD EX OF MINE TOT ID B FATTER COS IM WITH CHILD, FUNNY ENUF, MY BEAUTY DOUBLED IN SIZE ND I ACTUALLY LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT. MY FIANCE CALLS ME SEXY MUMMY ND HE PREFERS I WALK AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED OR WIT SKIMPY SHORTS AND SKIRTS (WITH MY BIG BELLE OH,LOL), I LOVE DAT GUY .

SO GIRLFRIEND WE DINT MAKE OURSELVES CHUBBY, TIS NATURE, UR PERFEC GUY IS OUT THERE, DONT WASTE UR TIME WITH DIS DUDE, HE AINT WORTH IT.

engr ben, u dont look like u gata fiance, u look like ur booty calling guys and seeking their attention with that pic of urs. u had to snap sexy pics and yet u cmplaining u gat a fiance? na wa oh.

@ naija cutie, there was a time u said in ur post that they saw chariots and bones embedded in d sea

omo shey the sea after how many centuries before Christ and after Christ can preserve bones they didnt turn to dust right so the sea must contain a kind of preserving agent to preserve such treasures?

Science no go kill person with theories and confused balderdash.

WHITES will forever never cease to amaze me with these their scientific evidences without any recent or sensible fundamental proof.

I am a christian but sometimes these guys just seem to confuse one.
Now here is my argument.

These white people came all the way from their lands nd spread the gospel of the new and old testaments. They wanted us to believe that there is a supreme God who can deliver His people from bondage.

Now the white man who wrote the bible wrote dat the red sea was parted nd the isrealites went through but their pursurers got drowned when the sea came back together automatically. Accepted.

Now they say scientific evidence shows that the sea was not parted and twas no miracle. Moses was an illeterate and definately not a scientist, so how could he have known the time the sea would part and pharoah, wasnt dat smart enuff, to at that particular time free the isrealites and get himself drowned.

How come in all of history we havent heard or seen the sea parting due to scientific evidence, as in the sea just parted without anyone wanting to go thru, why havent there being reports?

So tell me, why r these people who led us to believe things suddenly coming up with scientific bulls crap to make us un believe. y cant they do somethin meaningful with their searches?

Arent these people mentally dumb they r id say. stupid is an understatement.

adagz 01:
Girls always likes something rousy thats y they wíl fall for any evil golden opportunities.

my friend beware. stop generalizing. dont be the centre of insult on dis thread. guys too fall victims to some things too just to get quick cash, so think before u post.

hen henn u said ur wife slapped u. Did u turn the other cheek for her to do it again?

as if anyone cares, tuface did it so u aint not exception. mumu

EFCC1:
i don't undestant https://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif
expatiate yasef

al right smarty pants i will expantiate, ur bleeping jokes are lame and it is spoiling our day. Got it. mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

clemcy i dey facebook. u can add me up. dellisagirl@yahoo.com.

Did u loose a teeth? u no dey shame u be gay?
did u have to touch him? them for give u mark for body. ow man go dey craze for man like am to d extent of touching him. shuo

con don u sef ask?

EFCC1, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it is not fair, have pity on ur fellow nairalanders. stop posting jokes here, have mercy

@poster, when u found the joe from the junk mail dat was sent along wit ur mails, did u really find it funny? if u did who encouraged u to share it with smart asses like us? my dear u blew it dis time and im tellin u d truth from the bottom of my heart u sure made a huge blunder showin this dense thing up ere.

clemcykul, howdie back at ya. how have u been doing? long time.

i repeat, they are four bastards

@poster .newbie tryna get noticed

four bastards.

trust me 190 u sure aint gonna win THIS AWARD. i vote mr cork for the third time.