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 Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out by ademiller(f): 5:46pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
EFCC1:ur r such a dweeb. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Is D Most Silly/fooouoolish Nairalander Out Of These Guys by ademiller(f): 5:09pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
190, whats wrong? dis is fun, really, dont worry u aint gonna get banned. i vote mr cork, dat guy sure needs deliverance  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Deer Ladies And Gentlemen by ademiller(op): 5:02pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
sats:thanks sats  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Deer Ladies And Gentlemen by ademiller(op): 1:03pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Xiana:at least u agree,  lol |
| Nairaland General › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by ademiller(f): 1:00pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
spicyhoney:because u r, ? u fill am. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Deer Ladies And Gentlemen by ademiller(op): 4:59pm On Sep 27, 2010 |
Thanks guys, a friend emailed it to me and i just had to share it.lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ibb Collapse by ademiller(f): 2:34pm On Sep 27, 2010 |
if u agree this is a joke then u are a joke urself.  |
| Jokes Etc › Deer Ladies And Gentlemen by ademiller(op): 12:26pm On Sep 27, 2010 |
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing. Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen". On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen". On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying - Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure, " |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Can We Appreciate Seun? by ademiller(f): 9:20am On Sep 27, 2010 |
Shevmaen:bros, they were asking how they can butt kiss seun, but u dey use d opportunity advertise single and searching for here. u get chance. lol. y d pic na? is dis the cutest u gat in all ya collection  ? na wa o.  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by ademiller(f): 9:11am On Sep 27, 2010 |
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=506405.msg6821595#msg6821595 date=1285441990][color=deeppink]You must be a dedicated user. [/color][/quote]over dedication for dat matter, lol.spicyhoney:thanks for ur suggestion/opinion. everybody is entitled to his or hers, very positive u aint gonna b selected sef , lol. |
| Crime › Re: Gay Pastor Escapes Mob Attack In Lagos by ademiller(f): 5:26pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
chinedumo: |
| Christianity Etc › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe by ademiller(f): 2:34pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
@synthesis, dats the question i wanted hawkings to answer. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe by ademiller(f): 2:30pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
@ davidlyn, were u referring to me? no offence but if u saw my response as mocking, im sorry. @ Tudor, now i can see ur just an attention seeking slowpoke, okay u felt i mocked hawking, my bad, u know him more than i do, fine, but u saying u are a fool urself thinking u were referring to me, then i think u gat issues and need anger mgt class fasssst. think b4 u spit. this forum is to make people who dont know things b enlightned, and also to give ur opinions, but illeteray has gotten its way with u. dumber than dumber idiot. @my joe Characters like ademiller simply can't think properly. You share their views: "brilliant!" You don't: "see as im head be." ur twisted i guess, no difference btw u and ur wife Tudor. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Is The Cutest Male And Female Nairalander? by ademiller(f): 2:06pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
of cos u all know that tis the one and only MEEEEE |
| Nairaland General › Re: Which Nairalander Will You Like To Meet In Person ? by ademiller(f): 12:30pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
well id like to meet, erm, okay, id like to meet, , who is meetable here sef?  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by ademiller(f): 12:23pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
mukina2 im interested, an old member for that matter. choose us based on our experiences and time spent as members too. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Osewa Its 4 You by ademiller(f): 12:01pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
haba, seun go school? ( PREPARE TO BE BANNED BY THE BANNER) seun seun, fine boy, how u dey,  |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Can We Appreciate Seun? by ademiller(f): 11:55am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Appreciate Seun ? Like how? U wanna give him money or what?? Is he doing us a favor by creating nairaland? Nope. the guy just dey do him business dey make money dey go. Keep it up Seun. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Is D Most Silly/fooouoolish Nairalander Out Of These Guys by ademiller(f): 11:51am On Sep 24, 2010 |
i cant fit laugh. i vote for mr cork, cos the guy sures has a cock for a brain and he is mighty dumb too. 190, i tot i was female. lol. but u aiiight. lol. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Knocks Down Pope At Christmas Mass by ademiller(f): 11:19am On Sep 24, 2010 |
we were all born into this world with some form of beliefs or the other. we were told bout Jesus, Mohammed and we decided to follow their paths cos it looked like the right paths to us. now people here say pope that, pope this, is he not a human being? is he like Jesus? of cos he is human and bound to act like human, but the thing is are u here to look at the evil the pope has done or to worship the true Christ and God the Almighty father. thats u dumb morons make mistakes, when the muslims do something evil they blame mohammed, when catholics do stuff they blame the vatican, dont u have a mind of ur own? dont u know right from wrong, good from bad. u sit there sayin pope is a homo, dat dis dat, but r u better. all sins r equal mind u. u better seek help from God and redeem urself and concentrate on getting into the kingdom instead of u wasting ur time and jobless as pointing fingers. ode buruku oshi. @ Horus and all the other mumus that dont have a more sensible thing to do with their time. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out by ademiller(f): 5:58pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
EFCC1:shuooo, and how my post take affect u sef, abi na u even need the catalyst pass. mtshewwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
| Culture › Re: I Am African, My Boyfriend Is IGBO, Can We Make It? Help Me Please. by ademiller(f): 5:48pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, laffing my butt offfffffffffff. real igbo boy pics oooooooooooooo. damn girl u better marry the dude cos u both r perfect for each other. check out dat big boy posing so sexily for ya girlfriend. please marry him, i bet no body in their right minds will come between u two, u can bet ur butt on dat. who will wanna tear u apart. girl believe me his people wll b forever indebted to ya, for marrying ur second half, dayummmmm 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: Who Are The 10 Greatest Nigerian Women Of All Time? by ademiller(f): 5:36pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Top Ten Women. 1. My mom 2. My Ma 3. My mama 4. My mummy 5. My Momsi 6. Mummy me 7. Iya Me 8. Nne me 9. My mum 10.Mummilicious Now is dat so hard to know? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan May Be Killed In Plane Crash – Cleric by ademiller(f): 5:27pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
frankcj:then r u saying the may part of the prophet's prophesying will come to pass eventually, as in the crash and stuff? |
| Culture › Re: What Happened To The "Nkan Nbe" Type Of Programs? by ademiller(f): 5:23pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Who be this wanna be. I suggest you keep your silly little opinion to yourself. Shows the kind of issues you have, serious self esteem problems. If they are from the bronx, so what? where are you from? Na mushin type chicks they do gra gra all the time like this. You are a very irritating person, and am sure even more irritating to the people around you. People that are high class dont shout and scream "notice me", it is the bottom of the barrel scum like you that shout the loudest. Keep your mouth shut for a second and use your brain. Then people may think you actually earned/inherited your money rather than sleeping around for it. Your not high class, more like Ajegunle warrior. Awon ojuoriolari. Grin haaaaaaaaaaaaba, e done reach like that ? Tewwwww much spitting na tewwwwww much. lol |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan May Be Killed In Plane Crash – Cleric by ademiller(f): 5:18pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Solo P:Amen, but is it the reigning things for our presidents to die before their tenure is completed. Nigerians need to fast and pray hard. |
| Culture › Re: What Happened To The "Nkan Nbe" Type Of Programs? by ademiller(f): 5:17pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
TewMuch:U be male or female. The bashing u gave that gal done pass person hand o. But come to think of it, most of u should b careful what u post on a thread, u could be hurting other people's feelings some how. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by ademiller(f): 12:57pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
my own even better pass una own. if we offend my dad all he does is shout down the roof of the house, call all his kids from the first to the last born and remind us of our ages, what pains us is dat his voice is so loud people in the next compound hears all he says and laugh at us. our ages aint a secret nomore in our neighbourhood. but all the same, we love him more everyday cos him no get liver to flog us. my mama, chai when we were younger she will give us one small mortar to carry and raise one leg up. she dont beat us dat much. i hate punishment, i prefer to b flogged. sometimes if u offend my mom in the day time, when ur preparing for bed, she will say " u tot i forgot wat u did in the morning abi, just hands up and close ur eyes, face the wall ". my mom u see is a quick sleeper, once she goes into her room, i would wait for 10mins then go to bed, na cain mom go use wake me for morning" lol. i love her still. thanks mom. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by ademiller(f): 7:58pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
i lied to a guy dat has being pressuring me to go on a night out with him that i would be going on dat night out by the 2nd of october, for wia, make my hubby catch and kill me. i no fit shout. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe in Ghosts? Have You Seen One? by ademiller(f): 5:22pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
even if ghosts r real, u can never catch them on camera, cos they are forces, unseen entities. even if seen wit the naked eye, u can never get them on camera, so dat pic is farce |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out by ademiller(f): 5:44pm On Sep 20, 2010 |
why do everybody faint in these types of jokes? teacher faints, principal faints, father faint, mother faint, tis becoming a bore. |
| Crime › Re: Brother From Hell! Man Butchers Sister’s Son by ademiller(f): 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2010 |
so why u dey vex na richie boy? |
as catalyst,d 1 in your NU-NU 
