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gretblue:
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go to the section the thread concerned e.g education religious etc you'll see create new topic before the first story then enter ir

wiZbanky:
who needs night plan when I can rock my 10gb for 2500 anytime anywhere on Glo...sleepless nights abound for those who like awoof

what's the code

bulldoza:
[size=28pt]Woe betide firstbank of Nigeria. Thievery bank
Everytime I buy airtime through their stupìd firsmobile app, they just debit my account without recharging my phone.
They owe me about 700 naira now this year
Bastardz [/size]

hahahaha

kenonze:
I love my night sleep.
Nothing can come in-between us

sis Jonah

http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/08/ unijos-suspends-30-students-for.html

No body Sabi slap there

sinaj:
The most important is 15.



Because even if you do no 1-14, ur village witches might send a mercenary dat will use ur mat no. to cover up his tricks which will make u end up having missing scripts.

That doesn't stop u frm preparing tho.


Have u ever wondered why intelligent people end up with xtra year sometimes? Lol

No 15 all the way jare! Psalm 127:1

na wa o, they attack you before

Anabel:
Haba!! Don't give me HBP

lol don't mind the man, is him that cause it

Anabel:
He should be tied to a transformer

She again

Shocking! UNIJOS Suspends 30 students for dressing like this The University of Jos has suspended a total number of 30 students for improper dressing. On the school notice board, it was recorded that 20 are final year students (400level) and 10 are mixed of 200level and 100level. The suspended students are expected to stay away from the school till after 3 months.

Spicylate:
well people differ sha.

I like ladies looking natural without makeup, attachments and the rest

Tolexander:
Nothing kills more than joy!

poison not joy

Spicylate:
She looks really simple.

unlike Nigerians that will carry red yellow blue and white hair and another color for mouth and eyes and nails as if they are learning painting

Lovexme:
Hailstone and Jos is like...

ice rain not hail stone

Justiyke4u:
But I really don't get comfortable when politics is preached in the church as a sermon.

exactly I respect pastors who stay out of politics

obiZEAL:
James-Rugu will not do such....

the heart of a man is desperately wicked,

MrKodak:
The attack happened close to my house, the gun shots i heard sounded more like what you hear from foreign movies. The people or person that wants this man dead are not fooling around.

me too heard the gunshots o, don't think Nigeria police have that kind gun, they can't face those guys with the kind sounds I heard

segunjowo:
They even have their own flag?

if biafra carry their own flag now them go shot gun, before you quote me am a Yoruba

End time house...... Let's ask lala

Stupidity is knowing there's hell fire and going there with open eyes

frostland:
funny BT watch ur back o before dem go com for ur head

Thanks bro

Very funny
Where is the Moon?
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency
We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC
We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit
b
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US
I will send a letter to God accusing him of hiding the moon
obj
The moon is not necessary for our growth and development
Doyin Okupe
Even in Saudi the moon has not been sighted why is everybody shouting at Buhari
Femi Adesina
Not sighting the moon has always been a problem, people are only shouting because a Muslim is the president
El Rufai
During my time, moon sighting was never an issue because we had technology in place for it.
GEJ
It takes a leader with vision to sight the moon not just jumping up and down.Buhari needs intelligent people around him to do the sighting for him
Mimiko
What do you expect from Buhari, he can't even see his wife not to talk of sighting the moon
Sen Okunrounmu.

END TIME KEKE ;DEND TIME KEKE

The General Superintendent (GS) of Deeper Life Bible Church, Pastor William Kumuyi, is optimistic that things would soon turnaround for good in Nigeria. Kumuyi stated this while speaking to newsmen as he arrived the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, at the weekend for a crusade tagged ‘Night of Extraordinary Wonders’ organised by the Deeper Life Bible Church at the National Stadium, Abuja yesterday. He said: “I do not think we (Nigerians) should lose hope; there is God in heaven who answers prayers, there is Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour who wants the best for everyone of us; and there are some of us who are praying and we believe that God answers prayers and so we are not going to lose hope in our country. Things are going to turn around.” The cleric assured people in the Federal Capital Territory, FCT, about God’s mighty visitation and touch upon their lives during the one-day crusade. “It will bring blessings to the people of the Federal Capital Territory and the country at large”, he stated. The man of God said that there was need for dialogue that would bring the various groups in the country; their demands and expectations to the the table instead of throwing ‘stones’ at one another. On the call for the country to be restructured, Kumuyi said restructuring should not be such that will break the country into fragments where visas will be required for citizens to enter the various geopolitical zones but as a way to strengthen the unity of the country. He therefore recommended due consultations via referendum or panel to peacefully resolve crisis and to keep the nation as an entity. Regarding Anchor University, the Church proposes to establish, Kumuyi said the Church has been on it and also officials of the Nigerian Universities Commission (NUC) had visited the proposed campus for inspection for eventual take-off of the institution.

kidman96:
When will they hold crusades in Maiduguri?

They have done when the crisis was worse than now

omolola15:
He wanted to come, you threatened him. Now you are begging him. This people are very very confused. They don't even know what they want any more.

May our enemies be confused like NDA

INVITE NOT BEG

Vice President Professor Yemi Osinbajo (SAN) has met Pastor W. Kumuyi, his wife and his entourage from the Deeper Life Bible Church.
A formal visit has taken place at the Presidential Villa on Friday, June 24. Mr Femi Adesina, the special adviser on media and publicity to President Muhammadu Buhari was also present at the event.
READ ALSO: Osinbajo exposes huge setback in Buhari’s administration
Yemi Osinbajo, W.F. Kumuyi and his wife at Aso Rock
In 1973, while serving as Math Lecturer at The University of Lagos, W.F. Kumuyi started a Bible study group with 15 university students who had come to him requesting training in the Scriptures.
Pastor W. Kumuyi with his spouse at the presidential villa on June 24
By the early 1980’s that small group had grown to several thousand, at which time Deeper Life Bible Church was formally established.

By 1988 the congregation had grown to 50,000, and now numbers 120,000 members, making it the third largest Christian church in the world.
Vice President Prof. Yemi Osinbajo (SAN) in a group photograph with Pastor W. Kumuyi, his wife Pastor Mrs. E. Kumuyi and his entourage during a courtesy visit at the Presidential Villa
Dr. Johan Combrinck reports that the Deeper Life Bible Church not only has an attendance of 120,000 every Sunday, but has planted 500 churches in Lagos, 5,000 in the rest of Nigeria (with an independent estimate of more than 800,000 members in Nigeria alone), and 3,000 elsewhere (with missionaries to 40 countries of Africa) as the movement missionary contribution.

Pornography is everywhere, from our various neighborhoods, to the TV programmes, to the Internet, the list keeps increasing. Pornography aids masturbation. Masturbation is one of the dangers of pornography, which is a spiritual unhealthy habit which conforms one to an attitude of being self-centered and corrupt minded and view others as mere sex object for sexual satisfaction. Most rapist are unrepentant masturbators. They get seduced easily. Imagine a little four years old girl sitting on the legs of a 30 years old masturbator, without doubt, he will start feeling aroused since he lacks self control. To quit masturbation is to avoid pornography of every kind, especially on the internet and mobile devices like phones, Ipads, etc. Another of the evil dangers of pornography is that it also destroys your conscience. Conscience was put in us to guide us from bad and leads us towards good, to help us differentiate our rights from wrong. For our conscience to always remain effective, we must use and nurture or train it wisely. Remember, people that watch pornography always become addicted to it. As time goes on, the more often you watch it and shut up your conscience, the more ineffective it becomes. It comes to a point when your conscience stays silent even as you’re on a wrong part, it doesn’t try to stop you again, it leaves you. That’s the reason some people don’t see anything wrong with same-sex marriage, being gay or watching humans like you having s*x with horse, dogs, even monkeys and probably elephants due to the temporary pleasure they are getting which has actually killed their conscience.

This guy actually made this predictions in 2015 and some are true, you can search his name on Facebook to confirm it
Pablo Reyes
Call me crazy but in 2016 Hillary Clinton will be
the first female president, the world will go crazy
over the death of a gorilla, Prince will die,
Muhammad Ali will die, Kimbo Slice will die,
Donald Trump will die. The USA will experience
the worst mass shooting .. I'm not trying to
scare anyone, but you'll remember my name.
26 December 2015 at 19:10 · Public

ba7man:
How much did you leave behind then?

After going on a nationwide jamboree sharing millions of dollars, encouraging looting and defending corruption.

This man is all talk but little substance.

which money were they spending before signing budget

William Kumuyi Turns 75 Today!!! The highly respected Deeper Life Pastor is 75 today. Drop your birthday messages and wishes for him...