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TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS!!! 1. TAKE AWAY SLAP When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap. 2. RESOUNDING SLAP That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. 3. FORMATTING SLAP That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?" 4. EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BROS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O. 5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. 6. RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need reply..like JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME? 7. SWEET SLAP This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads, it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing. 8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you, the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. 9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) when you be able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all together. 10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to nest while birds will be flying all around you. WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED?.

Davedot90:
The foundation of spiritual stability Philippians 4: 4-9

deeper life bible church, what state?

glogirlie:
THE SPIRITUAL STATE OF A TRUE CHURCH.... The church is a congregation or assembly of people called out frm d world of sin, wickedness. Live wt Pst Kumuyi

pastor kumuyi my father in the lord, but our own topic was different here in jos

igraman:
1. she's looking as if its not from her heart.
2. the lady receiving sef, seems not be receiving it wholeheartedly.
3. the fair lady in yellow seems to be a gossip expert.
4. the lady with plaited hair on the left side is obviously envying.

Nigerians self always see something to everything

But how many mothers day we get And why no fathers day

joborskill:
Even tho i'm yoruba, I love the Hausa/Fulanis with passsion. We shall remain one Nigeria forever

keep deceiving yourself

2kass:
Fashola/El Rufai ticket come 2023..

For now PMB/PYO should continue the good work

2kass:
Fashola/El Rufai ticket come 2023..

For now PMB/PYO should continue the good work

2kass:
Fashola/El Rufai ticket come 2023..

For now PMB/PYO should continue the good work

God forbid bad things

ladyF:
I get fuel.

this girl ehn

Annunaki:
6. Twisting scriptures
There are several false doctrines being peddled around the church today which partly accounts for the proliferation of churches. A very good example of a false doctrine derived from twisting scriptures is the tithe doctrine which is very popular in our churches today yet the bible makes it clear that it is a sin to add to or take away from scriptures.

isn't tithe in the bible

Chascop:
Tomorrow's Headline: FG To Replace N5,000 Monthly Stipend For Unemployed Youths was Misinterpreted. FG denies it.

The Real Story...........

lol change dole

SetrakusRa:
Its obvious the lecturer is a liar. I hate victimization with all my might. The news shouldn't be taken down, his filthy image should be reduced to nada.

The social media has been a powerful tool for the youths, even if the school couldn't help her, social media won't fail to.

and apc bill will have stopped it

irunooboo:
[size=13pt] I use etisalat 95GB for 300 naira. Its a tweak that does not have an expiry date. it was configured on my sim by one of my Bf's who works in etisalat. once i recharge 300 naira, the 95GB data is renewed [/size]

abeg give me that your bf number

North hmm

So4baba:
. Try this for deeper life or MFM,, na with prayer and deliverance dem go bind that romance for una life

So4baba:
. Try this for deeper life or MFM,, na with prayer and deliverance dem go bind that romance for una life

hahaha

They go steal am

jmoore:
Trouser was never mentioned in the bible. God did not make trouser for Adam and skirt for Eve. It's obvious that God made skirts for both Adam and Eve from fig leaves.

God doesn't judge by what we wear but by our hearts. But we should dress decently in whatever we choose to wear

Who told you God care only on the heart, isn't the Bible that says our bodies is the temple of God

Mary4life1:
Putting on trouser is not a sin.its just that women should dress in a decent manner.people criticise trousers because of deu 22 vs 5.the same deu also said an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.now this religious hypocrites,forgot that part and only focused on the trouser wearing by women.God have mercy on us all!

But Jesus correct the eye for eye and tooth for tooth in Matthew but didn't correct deuteronomy 22:5 why, trousers on a Lady is a sin period