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clemz88:
hahahahha are the names of ur parents and siblings? Wat a nice name u guys got.

hahahaha is not the name of any of my sibling or parent. try get sense

Amodu again! why is NFF taking a reverse? are we not suppose to be moving forward!! Pinnick is clueless walahi

Some girls will lose their virginity for this

clemz88:
my friend sharap. U no get sense . Wat does tranz4ma have to do woth dat? N by d way u dey see light n u are complaining as if uv never seen light since u were born.I see u are one of those enemies of progress. Aboki like u

You are a dumb fool! a degenerate with granular particles for brain. were is the progress your useless uncle Jona brought to Nigeria. A delusional sentimental IBO thug like you opening ur abasha stricken mouth in public! bloody goat"Ewu madu"

Big lies from PDP! we have a transformer in my estate yet we share light (2days on, 1day off) even the ratio no reach 24hrs. so where is the light going?

Babytina:
Na waoh 4 dis kind joke niiiii

Watin do the joke

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Keshi, please pack your bags and get the hell out!!! Stup!d coach, na ego and pride go kill you and that useless EMENIKE too should be flushed out of the team

It is not a complete statement but it can be used in a sentence. The main part of the phrase is "I WAS LIKE" and anything can come after e.g. OK, YEAH, SO...

FYI, its not a Nigerian English, it is universally correct and accepted.

we dey talk better university with structures! covenant sef dey show face smellos...

pictures or I don't believe it

OP! Oya lie say you sef no wan bang?

Its the 21th century and your skeptic about pregnancy! what happened to gold circle?

EroticAngelina:
good.

I don't know who bought you ur browsing phone but the person didn't help you at all!!! you just like to showcase you stupi**ty and childish thought. you need to take things slow here otherwise you'll be tagged as a PRICK!

FYI, I've never read a meaningful post from you.

tosyne2much:
Only a dumb and lack of in depth thinking person would condemn and say it's not possible.. Meeting the perfect person for you has no restriction of places... However, Nairaland might just be a channel through which you meet each other.. Further more, It's the quality of the person you meet that matters and not the means through which you meet him/her.. Sometimes, the people you that appear faceless here are far better than those clustered around you in your environment

You deserve a medal. your school fees no waste

Two guys raped a princess. When they were caught and taken to the king for punishment. The king ordered them to go and get as many fruits as they can to bail themselves. The first one went and returned with 15 Mangoes, the king ordered the guards to insert the Mango into his buttocks so that he will feel the same pain as the raped Princess. The guy screamed and shouted throughout the insertion. Suddenly, he began to laugh out loud, the guard asked him why he was laughing in pain. He pointed ahead and said . . . "Look at my friend (Akpos), he is bringing WATER MELONs." lol

Trying to form rich to a girl by taking her out only to find out at the restaurant that the money on you is not enough to take you back home.

abeg who get garri?

Hw far? - best response ever

sisipelebe:
Your head correct my brother..

my sister Watin we go do? we no fit carry brain go heaven so we gas share am for the needy

After Nigeria’s embarrassing defeat at the hands of minnows Sudan in Khartoum, coach Stephen Keshi has become one of the most criticised gaffers in the game. Rightly so, because as the manager you dictate the rhytm of the team. However I strongly believe the
following players should also share the blame for one of Nigeria’s darkest days in football alongside the Eagles coach.

5. Efe Ambrose : The only positive aspect of the Celtic right back's involvement in these Super Eagles AFCON qualifiers was the goal he scored against Congo in Calabar. Apart from that Ambrose has been poor in the last three games for the Eagles. Against Sudan his overlapping runs which bore no meaningful results gave Sudanese danger man Tayyib the chance to dominate the right flank and keep causing trouble for the Nigerian defenders.

4. Godfrey Oboboana: Once tipped to become the next Uche Ukechukwu (the gentle giant), the Rizespor defender is definitely not living up to the billing at the moment, considering his lacklustre display against the Sudanese. Apart from almost gifting them a penalty with a handball on the edge of the box, the defender was to blame for allowing Bakri Abdelgadir too much space to nod the winner for the host, it was surely a performance to forget for the former Sunshine Stars defender.

3. Elderson Echejiele: It’s very obvious that Echejiele hasn’t regained his form and composure on the ball after the lengthy injury that sidelined him for weeks prior to the World Cup in Brazil. The best scenario would have been for Keshi not to have invited the former Wikki Tourist defender for this crucial game and allow him to heal completely and rack up some games for current club AS Monaco before considering him. Echejiele was woeful at the back and lacked composure to aim and shoot the target with the opportunities he had going forward.

2. Gbolahan Salami : The Warri Wolves striker has become a regular on these kinds of lists since the qualifiers began and it is hard to believe he’s currently the highest goal scorer in the Nigerian Premier League, considering his wastefulness in front of goal. Salami is at this time one of Keshi’s favourite players and many have questioned the player’s continued inclusion in matches that are vital to Nigeria’s chances of making any sort of impact in the football world.

1. Emmanuel Emenike: The Fenerbahce striker just has to be on this list. Keshi has placed too much faith in him while shunning the likes of Seattle Sounders forward Obafemi Martins and Villareal striker Ike Uche, but Emenike has yet to repay his coach’s faith by not scoring enough goals. He didn’t score at the World Cup in Brazil and is yet to register a goal in the Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers, something which really affects his confidence anytime he appears for the Eagles. He lacked all that is needed by a striker to hit the target and score goals against the North Africans.

Source: saharareporters.com/2014/10/13/5-most-disappointing-eagles-players-match-against-sudan-abu-mansur

in the grave

Story for the gods

poor editing. stop copying Yankee life style for 9ja ppl. our ways are different.

aboyaji:
i dont do such things. Let me wait for her to come back. Then, we shall slaughter ourselves

Slaughter ke! na ram style be that o!

dmcdad:
Make him use WhatsApp emoticon na.

Guy you wicked o!

aboyaji:
feeling like kissing her now. But, she is not near

kiss her through the phone Abi you no get credit?

chibwike:
Lol....lemme go get my room ready...change my bed linen and spray air freshener everywhere.,How was ur day?

Bros! because of kiss you dey tidy house? if she say na bleep nko! you go clean the whole street?