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Abandonship is the best

Depends

fairygeh:
Bribe you with what

change ur Dp let us see the girl behind the moniker

sparklie:
Shows d kinda gals u roll with...darling yaki gals #smh4u#, then they will even carry it 4 3months.....they knw u r a smellos that's y they carry it for u like that.



I'll rather fantasize about them whilst chilling in Okija shrine than a dead-man-walking like u!

I just checked you DP, and I wasn't surprised with your Darlin Yankee hairdo and secondly, that protruding dentition of yours reminds me of IBO masquerades no wonder you prefer chilling with ur ancestors! its just because you are one

akitijackson:
Guy u go marry so?

Why not? I've seen enough girls without all these turn off. So what Is the biggie?

checkout sleekyshuga then you'll know what am saying

fairygeh:
you are funny,sorry too for saying ur head looks like egg roll

You'll bribe me before I accept your apology

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destante:
Lol Hian. how does a hair start looking like a sponge?

when you carry Darlin Yankee for 3months then you'll see it looking like sponge

fairygeh:
at bolded,its a guess anyway,so keep guessing my dear.you can never be too sure of me,but I already have seen u not all that.and @ duckling

Am also joking na! at least you said I have a burnt lip and my head is somehow. Oya am sorry

Don't you know the ugly duckling grows up to be the beautiful swan!

GlorifiedTunde:
omo dem don job you sha.

You open thread, na another man benefit

Guy, you don finish me with laff this morning o! cocacola!! CuteAnnabelle wan give you chance o! do quick before woky go hijack am

benELOHIM7:
dem call me rheez....short form of rizzler

So you be cover cloth for herbs

I go gist you later

Nice one bro!

fairygeh:
You aren't really all that yourself ,one would think you are one Mr World,with all your criticism,see your lips like that of a chain smoker plus you also look bleached see his head like egg roll #ijoke,i joke

I am not Mr world, but a man in my own world. you sef like better thing judging from your comment. but I guess ur a ugly duckling with no DP.

What happened to postinor 2? you really messed up!

Confirm if she is really pregnant! if yes, due to medical probability of the unborn child's health and religious wahala. I'll tell you the blind truth which is ABORTION.

From ur writeup, your girl doesn't wanna keep the baby so why bring a burden upon yourself? you both won't know the impact and the problems you'll face till the child is born and giving the fact that you are both students!

**ABORTION IS ADVISABLE FROM 2WEEKS TO A MONTH OF INCEPTION ** Anything after that na murder o!

Some ppl will wag their tongues and castigate me now but given the same conditions, they will do far worse

sparklie:
Ur fb I.D.? Who needs it? U want make "undeletable viruses" enter my phone!
Pls check, read and understand well, I never "insisted" on seeing ur pic!
Fantasise about u I'll rather fantasise about my ancestors!

is that how archaic you are? fantasizing about your dead and rotten ancestors!

NL, I av spotted a female dibia on this site.

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Fill the form in own handwriting and in block letters.

I ------- hereby apply to marry you sir,

I am --------- years old.

Pls answer the following questions honestly:

1. Do you go to church or mosque?
Yes/No.

2. Do you have a degree or diploma?

3. Are you still a virgin?

4. Are u working, vocational training or business?

If your answer to any of the above was NO, Please don't continue. don't admire my pictures again. If all your answers were YES, ride on .

1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of not been submissive in marriage-------------------

2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how u can give respect to me, your father in-law and mother in-law.

3. Suppose I say, "honey lend me money to fix my car or send to my siblings" What would you answer?

4. Explain any 10 causes of DIVORCE.

5. What does the term GOOD WIFE mean to you?

6. Do you have both dad/mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?

7. have you been engaged before? if yes, What led to the break up?

8. Explain the meaning of "AFTER ALL AM NOT YOUR HOUSE HELP" Or "AFTER ALL AM NOT YOUR SLAVE" As used by women (100 words).

9. Give any 3 reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house---------------

10. In case of divorce, who do u think is the owner of the kids between you and ME?

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING BY YES/NO.

1. Do you drink?

2. Do you smoke?

3. Are you short-tempered?

Last part and equally important:

1. When can you be free for interview?

2. When can be the best time to interview your EX?

3. When can I interview your parent?

4. Please stick your passport size photo below

Which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other boyfriends.

Sign here--------------

Sign again----------------

ebenezer4o2:
Which stage e don come reach then?Besides,if u never see any of the above signs,u never start 2 date in that relationship @all as u talk say she be the quite type of gal.Maybe u people are still ordinary friends then I guess!

Bros! ur encyclopedia is meant for hungry girls(No offence intended) but how can a girl be rolling on the bed and you assume she is hungry! what happened to menstrual crams and must one experience all this your signs to know you are in a relationship? the answer is capital NO!!!

Follow the the comments, it might be helpful to you too

Swizdoe:
Tanks bro

am glad I could be of help

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Self esteem is what you need. I can sense you lack it even from your post. I checked your DP, all I see is a fine young man

This one is STRONG!

Eleyi gidi gain!!

sparklie:
I know that ur profile pic that u just uploaded is d best u have on ur phone. *shioooooor*

I can give you my Facebook profile ID but I know you won't let me rest.

FYI, I already uploaded that pic before and only removed it because of women like you and since you insisted, I had to upload it again. Don't fantasize about me sha o!

Women who prefer body language to verbal communication are shy and always need their spouse to force words out of their mouth.

In a case such as this, all you need do is very little.
Try to calm her down and make her feel comfortable, do not nag or shout at her for her behavior as this will aggravate her mood, pamper her and play wild guessing games to figure out the problem and when she is tired and feels you sincerely want to know, then she'll open up.

All she needs is your attention and playing MUTE always work fine for ladies.

@Mizmycoli, the truth is that you can't advice her and nobody here can.

If you give her your advice and she makes an error while following, you'll be the one to blame. Relationship has no guideline or study books so any intending candidate ought to be open minded and study first his/her parent, siblings and friends and draw inference from them and ask question based on a step and not the whole procedure.

**You have to let her make her own mistakes and for her to learn from it**

even though my advice sounds wicked, the truth is that she won't confide in you when she is about to make such errors like getting disvirgined, spending on a hopeless boyfriend and so on.

FIBROID