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buzyguy: Datz math bro,tak odaz as xample

would do more research on that.
I'm currently busy on UTME nw. But you said they don't repeat
Maths questions na

Fynestboi: Gud mawning u all

goodmornig bro

Lickingleks: no offence but u're nt capable of passin comprehensible info. Lol

this is what i call "unoffending insults...lol....
Happy sunday guys!!!

Lickingleks: cn u pls tel me wat topic d question is on because all i saw ws mathematical magomago/manipulatn. No formulae, no laws. Sori 2 say dat 4rm my view point, wich i dare say is credible, d solution ws baseless

seconded....@SIR TOSIN ACCA can u pls expatiate i really wanna know the magic

Ollyfad: my jamb stat is stil nt yt admitd bt my name is on d portal

you didn't get my question.....i mean was *not yet admitted* appearing @d e-portal before it changed to its present state?

buzyguy: Luk! Göne r the daýs oau repeatd questnz,4 phy,chm,bio,math,eng tel me any repeatd pquestn there..NONE..IF there be,NO ANSA...ITZ gud to treat pastquestns rite,jst to widen ur knwlgd nd giv u more confidnce

i don't need to argue about this cos most of us still have
the past question.



Let's use Maths as a case study
___________________________
(1). Maths for 2006 number 16 & 2008 number 18
(2). " " 2006 " 17 & 2008 number 19
(3). " " 2006 " 18 & 2008 number 21
(4). " " 2006 " 19 & 2008 number 22
(5). " " 2006 " 15 & 2008 number 20

And so on


Can you proof me wrong?

buzyguy: in 2011,our supervisor then mislead me on hw to shade answers.he said it wz an instructn frm da xaminer,afta result comez out i faild my eng. Wich ansas were mistaken 4one anoda.stil i had 267,wot if i shaded my eng. As supozd then i wld av hd ova 290 wich ws da cutoff 4 med nd surg. Then,dnt listen to any fuckn supervisor b4 u entre hall get info on hw to shade frm frnds lyk u nd bliev da tym is nt up to an hr.I DNT KNW ABT OUTSYD K SHA!

can't believe someone just wrote this 'dnt listen to any fuckn SUPERVISOR b4 u entre hall get info on hw to shade frm FRNDS'.....u damn funny man....
Aspirants should get info from frnds
and ignore the instruction of the
Supervisor? Seriously? #CLAP-FOR-YOURSELF#.
And about the timing, we were given exactly
1hr for the exam though i dnt knw abt oda
Exam centres.
Pls Supervisors are there to put us on track not
Mislead us....if ur case happens to be true then
It might be your fault (didn't get the info passed) or
the supervisor's (passing the wrong info).
NOTE; you shouldn't generalise that all supervisors
Are deceitful based on your personal experience
With a bad one. That's absolutely wrong
God bless you

blocx03: u ar ryt,lyk me nw,i scored 50 agrgt on dot,i was gvn mascum wit no runz.CALYNX,i c u,xup?

tanx for testifying

skysol: yea man...i feel u die...ur faith is yet 2 b proven by d almighty.....i envy ur faith....God is wii u

tanx a lot sir.....amen

Hausa: where are u coming from?
And where on dis earth are u heading?
>
tell me sometin i dont know

Never mind bro..¶ wish you all the best @oau

TOSIN ACCA: @ADEX 097:
Don't misunderstand HAUSA.
@Hausa: Don't take offence about adex097.

ok sir

Hausa: If OAU refuse to admit me this year,
its gonna be a great loss
For this great citadel called great
Ife because theyv just lost a future great man(ADEX097).
>
dont be a joke mr. It hapnd to almost all of us here

IF YOU HAVE THE HOLYSPIRIT IN YOUR LIFE, YOU WON'T HAV A MYOPIC VIEW OF WAT OUR LORD HAVE IN STOCK FOR YOU.
I KNOW WHERE I'M COMING FROM AND DEFINATELY KNOW WHERE I'M GOING TO.
¶ PRAY GOD HELP US ALL

Prata rata: av u applied 4 dis yr jamb cos is very slim 4 me 2 tel u dat depend on God dat ur name wil come out in d next list.i don't want u 2 miss dis yr admission.a word is enough 4 d wise

I've done that sir...tanx for your advice

You guys should take a look @my admission status.


Registration No:

25962045BF


Name:Adex097

State/LGA:

No State/A

Sex:

Male

232(aggr)

UME/pume Score:

ADMISSION INFORMATION

Faculty:

Not Yet Admitted

Department:

Not Yet Admitted

Course Admitted For:

Not Yet Admitted

Course Changed To:

Nil

Admission Mode:

NIL

NOT YET ADMITTED

You are required to print your ADMISSION STATUS in colour for submission during your screening on resumption.

If OAU refuse to admit me this year,
its gonna be a great loss
For this great citadel called great
Ife because theyv just lost a future great man(ADEX097).
No qualms atall..I've not accepted my fate finally...@OAU think twice!!!

Ollyfad: jst checkd my admin stats again and i was offered hit/int.rel
dnt knw wat 2 do

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU O. I'm really happy for you.
If ¶ may ask, did you check your admission status
through the eportal? If yes, was it saying
Not yet admitted before?

Fynestboi: With these u write here oau pume hs gud as dead... Hahahahahahahahahah

you can say that again my bro.

Geniustic: nice, i lyk dis

thanx jawe...success walks hand in hand with hardwork

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paul peters: I'd luv 2b lyk dt legend in d middle he's such a role model dt inspires mi...kool pic though!

u mean your role model is 2baba...pls think twice o if u don't want to become the father of all nation ........#I LUV 2face buh role model? Lailai

Hmmmm....I'm speechless

Wanted to write 2nd to comment buh ¶ changed my mind cos this topic is soo disgusting * trows up on my phones screen*

clinz: can som1 combine Eng, literature, economics nd government 4 law

I'm not sure if you are good 2go or not. Buh the economics sounds odd for law..why not take crs, irk or any language.

Raphael101: MY FELLOW ON NAIRALAND,HOW CAN SOMEONE DESTROY OAU POST UTME FOR THIS YEAR,ANY CLUES WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED.THANKS.

WITH THE STEPS BELOW,
OAU's POST-UTME ASSASSINATION
IS GUARANTEED
__________________________________________
*Read as if you would be sentenced to life
Imprisonment if you don't pass.
* Be conversant with the past questions
and their answers. (Especially OAU P.q
cos they repeat some of the questions)
* Believe in yourself.
* Don't feel inferior when you see other
Student doing their #jacking,,you might
be better than most of them (That's when
you get to ife for the exam).
* You will hear some stallites arguing about
negative marking or something related to
the exam....JUST IGNORE THOSE ARGUMENT.
* The exam might start late e.g scheduled
time for exam (12 noon) whereas its 2 or
3pm..don't mind the timing just be focused.
* Answer the questions you know first before
attending to other questions.
* Be time concious .OAU's Post ume is not less
than or greater 1hr irrespective of your
subject combination.
* Listen very attentively to the instructions of
your invigilator (very important).
* This is the most important & best factor used
In destroying oau's post ume........
#THE-GOD-FACTOR. Pray for God's favour and
i believe he will grant all your heart desire.
AMEN•

Evad: ^^
Yes, its called "go-write-anoda-jamb-list"

guess u'v been admitted

massmedia: guys,,i went to a cybercafe to print my admission letter,,i was told no space,,that all other computers have been occupied,,i pray this does not happen on march1by 4.00pm,,i will advise everybody to be at a cafe at least 2hours (on march4 before(4pm) so as to also book a space(computer)because its also be on a first come first served basis.....

am just saying my own...
if dat kind of thing happen o boy na die...

There is no Cause for alarm..u can book your bed space via your phone..Make sure u are using a reliable phone/network cos its gonna be the survival of the fittest.

Shanu95: pls can somebody tell me if dere iz any list afta d vc list komin out

yea.its called short fall list

Hausa: wont they buy their own nii?

the school provides bed spaces for FRESHERS and FINAL YEAR students only. If you belong not to the aforementioned categories, you are to look for alternative i.e buy a bed space(illegitimate) or stay off campus.

mr nononsense: d last 1 i did was paper type,question 1-80,it consist of maths,eng,eco,geo nd oda genéral study,its 4 social science

can you pls expatiate more on the general paper i.e the question we should be expecting

illicit: Like philosophy? Or?

yea philosophy, psychology, demo-stats.....

illicit: Checked d eportal bt not yet admitted, thank God for everytin, I knw som peeps wrote dis exam wit us bt nw dey are no more, if u feel like me get anoda jamb form and wait on God, bt dis time don't chose OAU, which sch do u all think is straight4wd, fast and not biased presently, pls help some folks.

my bro, I'm feeling your pain o. i was not given admission 2 buh i wish i could choose another institution but i can't cos the hatred i have for OAU is directly proportional to the love i have for the school...i will advice you to choose a course with a lower cut off mark that's if you are still interested.

Geniustic: Fynestboi, oysdam, Ollyfad, Adex, Cutykemzy n d rest . . .i dey hail una o!

i dey hail you toO o my bros

Ollyfad: i pray nd hope so 2 o

AMEN O