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buhari in action

am observing many tinz here

great

MotorConnectz:
An OAU student has recently set the World record for longest sex ever with a timing of 15hours 7minutes and 23second. According to an eyewitness he had sex with several girls non stop.
One of the girls who had sex with him claimed he performed like he had "Horse Power". The whereabouts of th other girls at the time of filling this report are unknown..

Source: http://www.konknaijamedia.com/sex-alert-oau-student-bags-world-record-for-longest-sex-ever/

kip on setting bad record.... wen other country kip developing ammunition day by day... I laugh in swahiiliii

jst wait and see

Guys are planning to break up with their gal friends this season. Ok o make I help una...he hehe val break up lines.

1) You have 5000 friends on facebook..you're cheating on me with 5000 men? You wicked. Its over..

2) Jeez, so you are still using king James bible? ITS OVER BETWEEN US

.3) I told you not to Vote for Buhari during that Election period, Yet you went ahead abi?ITS OVER.

.4) Who is that Godwin you are singing about? So you can't sing with my own name?Its over!.

5) Her: bae am sleepy.Me: oh!!! so you want to cheat on me with the man of your dreams..its over!.

6) You say I'm the best thing that Happened to you.... what about Jesus? so you're not religious? it's over..

7) Her: Bae lets visit the zoo this weekend?Me: did you say zoo?Clearly you want to see your ex again.. Its over..

You're smiling in your sleep,what's so damn funny?You trying to imagine life without me?? its over.

9) I told you to stop greeting me in the morning. So why did you greet me? In fact its over..

10) Why will you use seat belt in my car. So you don't trust me with your life? Oya get out...its over..

11) I called you by 12 mid night and your phone is switched off.Your cheating on me abi. Is over..

12) You smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. why? its 0ver..

13) why did you open the cotton from the right side when you were entering the room, you want to tear it abi Its over..

14) You call me "baby"? So you're trying to say i'm childish? It's over..

15) Why will you call me with etisalat number, after I told you how they collected my airtime? ITS OVER ..

16) You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our childrento be short abi? It's OVER!.

17) Why are you watching Discovery Channel? You Wannadiscover new ways to leave me??… It’s Over!....Add yours

it happened shaa

Juliuxxxxx:
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ishilove

I knw u will got im

Bugatie:
My own grammer,

Kualubsjj hisbhavmsk puyopuyo maalepaale huohuo Hiohiohio gouju mouju kpoloo Ooni

Don't ask me what I wrote up there

OK sir

doyinisaac:
English language is for communication,if people cannot understand your grammar then you are not communicating but you are just a source of comic relief...the man grammar is like comedy,you will laugh when you hear his speech...

tru talk

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbo has reacted to former president Olusegun prostrating to the Ooni of Ife at his palace in Ile Ife He wrote on Facebook***

The OKIKIOLAKAN’s avuncular gesture of humility devoid of his De Die In Diem obtrusivity and obstreperousness is deservable of both eulogies and panegyrics and I am consensus ad idem with him that the Ooni of Ife is a non pareil epiphanic emblematization of an avatar seised of a sui generis Heirophantic mission….I wish this Ooni well and may the Celestial choir and Cosmic hosts grant him good health,peace profound,intrepidity,mental and spiritual discernment as he holds aloft his incandescent flambeau….God bless the Ooni….Do you understand him?

end time pastor

yea

This list will help you identify the jerks, the creeps and the tricksters so you can learn how to avoid them:

1. The catfish a catfish is a person who presents himself as one person, but he’s really completely different person. He hides his true identity behind a different face and persona by using stolen photos and a fake personality. Oftentimes, catfish are insecure, believing something like “if you saw what I really look like, you wouldn’t like me.” This typically leads most to over-compensate and exaggerate their own personality.With that said, a catfish will generally appear very good looking and tell you anything you want to hear. If he seems “too good to be true,” he probably is. Watch out for times when he avoids video chatting or cancels your meet-ups. Sure, they can talk a good game, but seeing is believing.

2. The Online $ex addict generally speaking, you’ll get a feel for a $ex addict right away. He won’t lie about wanting a real relationship and he will get right to the point. Photos he sends will be extremely straightforward, and his written profile will be sparse (though there will certainly be at least mention of how $exual he is).After exchanging your first couple messages with a $ex addict, things will escalate quickly. He may ask to meet up for “a drink and some fun,” or suggest that you skip the pleasantries altogether and just meet up for $ex.

3. The Scam artist there is a special cla$$ of creep who uses online dating sites as a hunting ground to swindle unsuspecting prey — enter: the scam artist.Similar to catfish, a scam artist will use a fake profile and bunk photos to achieve his goals. Unlike the more innocent intentions of the catfish, however, scam artists are init for the money — not love or validation.Many of his actions and behaviors are similar to catfish too: he may appear perfect, shower you with compliments, want to talk frequently, or fall for you hard and fast. A scam artist, however, won’t mind showing his real face. Who knows, he may even Skype you!Another major difference between scam artists and catfish is his ability to be frank. It might be couched in a gimmicky story or flowery compliment, but he WILL ask you to fork out cash.He could say something like, “I am on a last minute business trip and someone stole my wallet. Can you wire me $1000?” Or he could do it inan even more manipulative way – like standing you up on a first date, and instead calling 30 minutes later saying that he’s in the hospital and needs money. Scam artists are masters of pulling your heart strings and manipulating you out of your money.

4. The PlayerA player is a guy who’s looking to have a little fun with a lot of people. Though he might act as if it’s his end goal, a player has no intention of ever being in a real relationship. He’s notorious for forgetting details about you, calling you the wrong name, or bringing up a story that he thought you told him but never did.A player’s schedule is very busy and you can generally only get a date with him late at night. If you do snag an early date, he may have to “wake up early the next morning” or otherwise call the night short. To his credit, a player will generally be honest with you about his hopes, telling you that they aren’t looking for a relationship right now.
5. The Already committed obviously, someone who is already in a committed relationship (or married) is looking to have an affair — and NOTHING more.Married guys might not have a photo up, but instead offer to send apic upon request. He’ll avoid questions about his intentions and will refuse to answer questions about wanting kids or wanting to get married.If he’s open about being married, he may tell you that him and his wife are separated or in an open relationship, or he may say that he has full intentions on leaving his partner. Anything along those lines should put up a GIANT red flag.If you end up going on a date, it’s often to a random, low-key place where he can request a private tablewith little exposure to other customers. He will almost always limit communication exclusively to email.So how do you avoid the traps set by these guys who are up to no go? Ask a TON of questions, including their dating purpose and life stories.Google Image search their online profile photos (so you can see if someone else uses those photos too!), and once you get their phone number or email address, Google that too.Don’t worry too much or become paranoid — a ton of guys who date online are authentically good peoplelooking for real relationships, just like you. If you date smart, pre-qualify suitors, and don’t get overly caught up with guys that seem “too good to be true,” you’ll be well on your way to finding love online.

My heart goes out to all the women who have been with their man for many years, invested so much time, giving their all and yet another holiday passes by and still no ring. We can pretend all day long that we're happy and "not ready" for marriage but deep down every woman desires to be a wife, not a permanent girlfriend. When we give a man the benefits of marriage, he sees no reason to marry us. ..Words of advice.. Stop playing house, giving your body,heart, and letting a man impregnate you who's not your HUSBAND. Stop falling for the excuses and letting him string you along, if he wants to marry you NOTHING will stop him!

diz hw valentine used to b before

black is beautiful

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abitex577:
@Op, the truth is it all depends on what you are looking at. But it is important you understand it is not how much you spend that makes a marriage successful, potential couples should disabuse their minds from elaborate societal wedding ceremonies but should engage the families involved earnestly and see how lots of unnecessary cost can be done away with. Specifically Nigerians should start inculcating ceremonies with very few family members and not involving a whole lot of logistics cost moving families from one part of the country to another.

Pastors are still in the business of joining couples alone without ceremonies and the weddings are still successful, it is not about the gatherings but about keeping to your marital vows and making your marriage a success and grooming a godly goodly family.

I hope you can think on these few lines and my guess is, if one truly wants to get married, it doesn't cost a thing. With a little over 100k it will be settled.

thanks for d advice

yaqq:
pls edit ur write up, the only line I could possibly read is " average Nigerian' then to d topic it depends on how average u re n d family/tribe.... for a successful wedding u need @ least 600k

ok

should lady b feeling guilty nw

Pheals:
250,000+ naira . Since na average no be full man

dtz ur own opinion

As much as the cost of celebrating marriage is relative, with all indices assumed to be normal, how much should ideally be budgeted to cover cost of traditional and white wedding in Nigeria.Please your opinions should be based on the emphasis, 'AVERAGE NIGERIAN' and on the economic condition prevalent in the country.I would love contributions from single female folks and married men and just about anyone wit an idea.

it left to APC and co

okonja:
Why repeating the options?

either u get gain or loss

A trader bought 100 oranges at 5 forN1.20, 20 oranges got spoilt and theremaining were sold at 4 for N1.50. Findthe percentage gain or loss.
A30% gain
B. 25% gain
C. 30% loss
D. 25% loss

Drop Your Answer Below

i no need NEPA lignt

den make I no slip again