₦airaland Forum

seunny4lif: So na standard living standard living,we dey sing dat time..Lol,me think say na sandalili sandalili.....B4 eating in pry sch(Day by day,the Lord is good,Three things i pray...)Rain Rain go away,little children wants to play.....Akin goes to school...Ali and Simbi,Mr Salami brought two chickens..

pleep: Vivian here is your man!

The creepy nigga who uses pink type enjoy him ooo. He needs a strong black woman to take him on dates

pleep: adeximply + vinvian = match made in heaven

vivian chinaza: Pleep, you know, in as much as I would love to tell you how I run my relationship in the real world, I won't do it. Cos I cannot come on here and brag about what I have or have done for a man.

P.S. I'm an independent lady, I foot my own bills. I pay my rent and dues. I decide who stays or who gets the hell out!

love that part

vivian chinaza: Yea, I'm gonna toss him out, not out of a house but out of my life.

You see, I don't believe in a man's properties, if for any reason I divorce a man, I don't want to go with his penny, I don't need his house or alimony. The only things that would leave with me are the things I bought with my own money. Before and after I get married I'm gonna acquire properties in my own name, which my hubby would be aware of. That is why I don't bother myself about court marriage.

really sis? dont u think that would result in a kind of discord?

Amaaskia: Tah! Please ooo. LoL

#still-waiting

adaobi123: Interesting.

My mum had three children in three consecutive years.

My mum is doing fine.

jesu!!! i like ur P-man o...e too sharp

Amaaskia: LoL nah! I don't wanna make you C--u.--M lol

thats too late sweetheart...am already drooling..

Amaaskia: Okay, noted. First to comment? Yay! *takes off clothes n dances nake-D* lmao.

oya take a pics of urself maa see nw

Creatrixity: Sorry dude..
But gotta admit its funny though.
This scene came to mind:
Son:Dad,I'm gay
Dad:You what?
Son:gay,Dad
Dad:*Uppercuts Son to the next dimension mk style*

SimonAndal: SHE DOES THE POLE DANCE BETWEEN SEXY LUCIFER'S LEGS AT HIGH ILLUMATI CONVENTION. LADY GAGA IS A SLUT. SAY HI TO SEUN AND FORGIVE.

torhuke: ccchheeeeii...
SERIAKE: timaya, who dem kill?
TIMAYA: dem mama
SERIAKE: who carry the rumour
TIMAYA: Dem mama
SERIAKE: who do the billboard
TMAYA: Dem mama
SERIAKE: timaya, u be idiat. u see when dem mama do the bill board aby na mmy mama u dey refer to?
TIMAYA: dem soldier kill dem mama. dem mama wake up begin spread d rumour. dem rumour come spread sotey e rish Govt house naim dem govt come say dem wan do law to punish dem mama wey dey carry rumour. so na dem govt mama do d billboard say make dem no dey carry rumour.
SERIAKE: timaya, u be crazy plantain boy..
TIMAYA: hah, na seun for nairaland be crazy plantain boy o. the rumour of the billboard wey preach against rumour don dey rumour page for nairaland..
SERIAKE: rumour meet rumour, rumour pass rumour but the rumour wey dey Nairaland pass the one wey dey bayelsa sef and dat seun, na rumour go kill.. infact all dem nairaland member na bloody rumour mongerss dem be..

i don die

Madcow: Orange till i die!!!!!

abeg no use orange kill urself o...maybe u shuld try mango or banana

HNosegbe: 100 units

crisycent: that is my bank

wht? na u get the bank?

Tokotaya: They met on confused. com

johnemone: No criteria pls..... Was given an assignment to write a simple algorithm for calculating a gpa

kayjegs: @Adexsimply....I have done that. Check..

Seun: WTF is 2100 CET? Can someone convert that to Nigerian time please?

did u just say WTF? its 8:00pm NGN

bigjoule: English for a web program?

POLICE CAP: [size=14pt] I'lld love to watch it but which 1 be 2100 CET for naija time? [/size]

uchejava: English. All the information u need are on the page. If u need any other info, feel free to reply.

ENGLISH??

ayde: Where ever you go (gogo gongo)
Where ever you be (sisi eko)
Do not say yes when you need to say no (baba ibadan!)

ayde: But really, what are they - tadpoles or fishes??

tadpoles

kayjegs: @Adexsimply... thanks so much. How do I do that now? I am running out of time to make one now and I dont think I can do that myself at least for now, being a starter. I am just learning to create webpages.