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Mobilexcetera: hey man ,why use islam ?? please if u wanna play and make jokes !! dont use islam please !! it wont help u, u making ppl laugh with Gods religion .. saying bomb !! not all muslims are bad !! + bokoharams are not muslim !!! dude can u please remove or edit that post ![]() |
googlepikin: I broke up with dis girl few months ago after asking her roommate how is she doing, I won't lie tho,she beat the living daylight out of my face. The harder I tried to fight back the more I get hurt. Cos she represents port-harcourt in karate. Why get jealous cos I asked your roommate rite in front of you how she is doing. Dat she's been suspecting I'm going out with her friend behind her back. So insecure. Guys never you date all dis girls dat are into karate or takwando, don't even think about marriage cos you are actually signing your death warrant. ![]() |
Nope You're not |
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Desola: You cannot give what you don't have.Are you a chelsea fan? ![]() Just kidding ![]() |
Baybe: Gerrout!!Typical Female Chelsea Fan ![]() |
switch47: A man goes into Heathrow Airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called. All around him there are overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor. |
solomon111: when was the last time you won a trophy? ![]() |
Caracta: Mtcheeeeeeeew!are you a chelsea fan? ![]() |
totalbaby: I'm a Chelsea fan and proud lol. Give us a breakyeah..and your username is TOTALBABY ![]() |
[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]Nawao! On behalf of myself and the entire NL crew, i name the child "kekebo" if male and "napelina" if female. Joke!! (let's laugh a little) A guy was eating water mellon in the dream. After finish eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it too but he didn't see knife to cut it, so he decided to use his teeth only to receive a slap from his father! U DON FINISH PILLOW NA MY HEAD U COME DEY BITE! [/quote] ![]() |
You've had sex 7 times? just in 2 weeks? |
Afam4eva: Pls, let it be clear i don't discriminate against chelsea fans just like i don't hate gays and lesbians as they have the right to be whatever they want to be. Chelsea fans are human beings like you and i, let's give them a right to life. It's their choice to be chelsea fans. The choice may be 1diotic but it is what it is. ![]() |
Afam4eva: Let me even ask the guys in the house: What if you find out that your wife to be is a chelsea fan, will you go ahead to marry her? Be sincereGod forbid bad thing! I value my head now... Bottle things ![]() |
odua boy: Majority of female chelsea fans are always girlfriends of touts or irresponsible men#factplus,99.99% of them are touts....#fact |
Baybe: Lolzzz ![]() |
this is hilarious...na dough-nut |
Na Wizard's Fire |
These guys again? |
nnocurruption: imagine the nonsense 2422 and I am sure the numbers is far greater than that, and gej is out there doing burials with public funds wasting scarce resources look at how fat is son is and how big that illiterate pumpki is last lady punk ass dumb empty head president they don't even care about education anymore. When will you realize this method is not working? |
Caracta: Go to bed!I'm in bed ![]() |
[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Dammit don't u guyz ever sleep.. Back.... From meeting eh [/quote]Yes. .chairman |
Caracta: We are derailing a romantic thread. I feel guiltyme too *spits on..... * ![]() |
Caracta:smh |
Caracta: Doesn't matterOkay.. *clears throat * |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Go to bed woman[/quote]you too? Insomnia? |
Caracta: Why not? Bad voice?Nope You're too YOUNG for that ![]() |
Gabriel6: Dos it mean iam now impotentfortunately yes ![]() |
Caracta: Waiting for you to sing me a lullabyreally? ![]() I won't do that ![]() |
Caracta: Acid is a better option.I guess... Nonsense! ![]() |
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