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Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by adexsimply(m): 10:36am On Nov 06, 2013
Mobilexcetera: hey man ,why use islam ?? please if u wanna play and make jokes !! dont use islam please !! it wont help u, u making ppl laugh with Gods religion .. saying bomb !! not all muslims are bad !! + bokoharams are not muslim !!! dude can u please remove or edit that post

thannks
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Girls And Their Syndrome Of 'I Don't Keep Female' Friends by adexsimply(m): 10:08am On Nov 06, 2013
googlepikin: I broke up with dis girl few months ago after asking her roommate how is she doing, I won't lie tho,she beat the living daylight out of my face. The harder I tried to fight back the more I get hurt. Cos she represents port-harcourt in karate. Why get jealous cos I asked your roommate rite in front of you how she is doing. Dat she's been suspecting I'm going out with her friend behind her back. So insecure. Guys never you date all dis girls dat are into karate or takwando, don't even think about marriage cos you are actually signing your death warrant.
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RomanceRe: Am I Weird 23 Years Old And Still A Male Virgin by adexsimply(m):
Nope You're not
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by adexsimply(m): 8:55pm On Nov 05, 2013
grin grin
PoliticsRe: Great Nigeria House On Fire by adexsimply(m): 5:28pm On Nov 05, 2013
Desola: You cannot give what you don't have.

How can you advice me when you are devoid of any moralistic fibre? Ehn, nwanne?

Go to school of morals first o, Biko mama nwakaego. grin
Are you a chelsea fan? undecided undecided



Just kidding grin grin grin
RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 4:53pm On Nov 05, 2013
Baybe: Gerrout!! angryangry


#Chelsea4Life
Typical Female Chelsea Fan tongue tongue
RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 2:29pm On Nov 05, 2013
switch47: A man goes into Heathrow Airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called. All around him there are overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor.
"Christ, what's happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew.
"Oh yeah", he replies "Bloody hopeless , we had the Chelsea players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad".

A Chelsea supporter goes to his doctor to find out what's wrong with him.
"Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds the man.
"OK, you're ugly too" replies the doctor.
RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 1:53pm On Nov 05, 2013
solomon111: when was the last time you won a trophy?
You're in the same category with ajax.
Scratch that,ajax has more history.
Arsenal is in the same category with deportivo lacoruna and bayer leverkusen.
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RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2013
Caracta: Mtcheeeeeeeew!
are you a chelsea fan? tongue tongue
RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 1:41pm On Nov 05, 2013
totalbaby: I'm a Chelsea fan and proud lol. Give us a break tongue
yeah..and your username is TOTALBABY grin grin
HealthRe: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by adexsimply(m): 1:35pm On Nov 05, 2013
[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]Nawao! On behalf of myself and the entire NL crew, i name the child "kekebo" if male and "napelina" if female.

Joke!! (let's laugh a little)
A guy was eating water mellon in the dream. After
finish eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it
too but he didn't see knife to cut it, so he decided to use
his teeth only to receive a slap from his father!
U DON FINISH PILLOW NA MY HEAD U COME DEY BITE! grin[/quote]cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Allows Me To Do Anything To Her But Does Not Allow Me To Kiss Her by adexsimply(m): 1:30pm On Nov 05, 2013
You've had sex 7 times? just in 2 weeks? shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 1:28pm On Nov 05, 2013
Afam4eva: Pls, let it be clear i don't discriminate against chelsea fans just like i don't hate gays and lesbians as they have the right to be whatever they want to be. Chelsea fans are human beings like you and i, let's give them a right to life. It's their choice to be chelsea fans. The choice may be 1diotic but it is what it is.
grin grin
RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 1:18pm On Nov 05, 2013
Afam4eva: Let me even ask the guys in the house: What if you find out that your wife to be is a chelsea fan, will you go ahead to marry her? Be sincere
God forbid bad thing! I value my head now...
Bottle things grin
RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 1:17pm On Nov 05, 2013
odua boy: Majority of female chelsea fans are always girlfriends of touts or irresponsible men#fact
plus,99.99% of them are touts....#fact
RomanceRe: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by adexsimply(m): 1:11pm On Nov 05, 2013
Baybe: Lolzzz

Why are you guys Supporting Chelsea? gringrin
All of you, go hug transformers.

#Blue Blood Noni cool
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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Is Not Pregnant, She Just Ate 'Puff Puff' – by adexsimply(m): 10:35pm On Nov 04, 2013
this is hilarious...na dough-nut
PoliticsRe: Great Nigeria House On Fire by adexsimply(m): 2:04pm On Nov 04, 2013
Na Wizard's Fire
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Shot Dead By Policeman In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 1:58pm On Nov 04, 2013
These guys again?
Car TalkRe: 2,422 Killed And 11,961 Injured In Road Accidents From Jan - June – FRSC by adexsimply(m): 12:59pm On Nov 04, 2013
nnocurruption: imagine the nonsense 2422 and I am sure the numbers is far greater than that, and gej is out there doing burials with public funds wasting scarce resources look at how fat is son is and how big that illiterate pumpki is last lady punk ass dumb empty head president they don't even care about education anymore.

When will you realize this method is not working?
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:56am On Nov 04, 2013
Caracta: Go to bed!
I'm in bed sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:41am On Nov 04, 2013
[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Dammit angry

don't u guyz ever sleep..
Back.... From meeting eh undecided[/quote]Yes. .chairman
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:35am On Nov 04, 2013
Caracta: We are derailing a romantic thread. I feel guilty cry
me too cry
*spits on..... *

angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:32am On Nov 04, 2013
Caracta: cry cry

You win. Goodnight adult doll tongue
smh
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:31am On Nov 04, 2013
Caracta: Doesn't matter
Okay..
*clears throat *
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:30am On Nov 04, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Go to bed woman[/quote]you too?

Insomnia? shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:25am On Nov 04, 2013
Caracta: Why not? Bad voice?
Nope
You're too YOUNG for that embarassed
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Experience This? by adexsimply(m): 12:24am On Nov 04, 2013
Gabriel6: Dos it mean iam now impotent
fortunately yes cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:20am On Nov 04, 2013
Caracta: Waiting for you to sing me a lullaby sad
really? embarassed

I won't do that embarassed
Nairaland GeneralRe: So My Nadia_SA Is Gone *sad Face* by adexsimply(m): 12:18am On Nov 04, 2013
Caracta: Acid is a better option.
I guess...
Nonsense! angry

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