₦airaland Forum

Nonexisting:
This one is too much. Which school is that?

Leverage2021:
At least you fit blame old age on the woman

For here na dirty aboki dey dial us wrong number

You go speak am for pigin say na wrong number but dem brain na millipede

Karlovych:
They will jail innocent people while leaving out a 69 year old cocaine trafficker, a criminal policeman/tailor for a Dubai based fraudster, a bribe taking governor and a terrorist/kidnapping negotiator, only in Nigeria. Spits on Lugard and Great Britain.

TarOrfeeek:
All the money for there no reach 5 million.

But this is Social Media, make we dey bobo ourselves.

Dear friends,

THE WEDDING IS CANCELLED

I have decided to call off the wedding slated for this morning because I discovered that the man I intended to marry is already married with children.

I am pained and I wish to sincerely apologise for whatever inconvenience this may cause especially those who may be coming into town from far away. I won't be able to receive calls at the moment, or respond to questions and comments as I will be offline for a while to clear my head, but you can reach me via SMS at +23481xxxx7112.

Thank you for your understanding.

~ Chiamaka

Administration1:
Oga, let me tell you the bitter truth, Its a long read and full of typos.
The marriage will not last if you continue exchanging words with her, but from my own standpoint, let me give you candid advice.
1. Don't you ever think of resigning!!! Never it cross your mind
2. Get a second phone or better still change the contact of the number of the lady you love, but make sure you tell her that you are married oh, so don't start sending useless love messages back and front.
I got married too to someone I was pressured to get married to, but believe you me, she can never think of touching my phone or suspectign her, I give her all the money or attention she needs, in fact, my salary immediately I am paid, I send it to her including the last kobo, na she dey pay tithe(I still have a relationship with God), but she is in control of it, even when I lack money, I try never to ask her.
3. Get a smallie, probably one of those little decent girls from a well-to-do home as a side chick, go through my profile, you will see one of my posts and learn how to get such a girl. When you do, make it clear from the onset that you are married but you don't love the lady. Right now sef we have broken up because Our Accounts Officer and I have found a way to make ourselves happy irrespective of our marriages.
4. Don't you ever lay your hands on your wife, biko, just avoid her, I even look for ways to make my wife go on trips, in her mind this man loves me, whereas it's just to make me have peace of mind either with the smallie or our Accounts Officer who is also wishing same thing for her husband. The funny thing is that both my smallie and our Accounts Officer visits our home(But I never ever take them to our room to do the thing).
5. Make peace with yourself that your ex can never come back,

LIKE MANY EKITI WOULD HAVE DESTROYED THESE!

Two brother-teenagers, Monday (15years old) and Ayomide (16 years old), with a blind father, accused of stealing eye-drops for their father's use, regained their freedom today after spending 10 months in prison.

These two teenagers went to prison not because they were caught in the act of any crime, but because a neighbour tipped the police off that they brought things home without any source of income and after the police visited and searched their house, eye drops were found and typical of Nigerian police of "wey the receipt" form of arrest, the teenagers were promptly arrested and not charged to court in Ikole Ekiti where their blind father lived but were taken to Ado Ekiti to be charged before a magistrate court who remanded them in prison since February 2021 till their release today after some efforts from our chambers represented by Benjamin Obilor Esq. and a conscientious youth activist in Ekiti, Comrade Moyinoluwa Victor Emmanuel , who is also a victim of persecution by Ekiti State government, for participating in the October 2020 #EndSARS protest and who encountered these teenagers in prison and reported the case to our chambers.

I was moved by Moyinoluwa's passion for justice. On the day he spoke with me for the first time, he said since he left prison, his conscience had not let him rest anytime he remembered those two teenagers in prison.

They are out today.

Nothing shall discourage us!

'His Excellency', the President of the Student Union Government, Federal University of Dutse, Jigawa State (SUG 01FUD) is on the move.

Nigeria is a perfect example of how a country can be deliberately placed on the path of destruction.