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The truth is THERE'S NO UNIFYING THEORY FOR ANY GROUP OF HUMANS!!!








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CaroLyner:
i'ld still have my wedding. my boo is worth more than any amount of money.

Ur boo will tell u to go and collect it





#Adonis3HasSopken

Estharfabian:
She should've stayed a little Longer...


nyways... feb14's coming UP!

That's the shii babe


Let OP be rejoicing...



#Adonis3HasSopken

Estharfabian:
She should've stayed a little Longer...


nyways... feb14's coming UP!

That's the shii babe

stupidity:
YES!!!

Lwkm.... I fucking expected this Nigga... U a case






#Adonis3HasSopken

CaroLyner:
you cant see a girl drunk like this

Really?
https://rhunekincaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2_drunk_girls_on_bench.jpg

Let's be sincere, person wey don mad before nor dey fit well for people eye! No matter how many years you spend at the rehab.

Any funny thing u do or say, they be like "e don dey start again ooo"

I don't doubt his story sha.. But which one be seclusion again?? Wasn't he the one that a blogger posted a very scary pic of in his near-insanity state? Nawa ooo




#Adonis3HasSopken

Evoque miniature version... Coool!!









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rollUP:
FTC ..... Finally made it

Errrmmmm... U may want to check again bro

Lol... Drake my guiyz

Love this dude sooo much #NoHomo

That's how many parents are (in this part of the world). They think that the issue of sex is so sacred that children must not hear about it, hence do not give their children the right advice to handle sexual issues.

I'll use myself as an example. My parents are soo religious that they feel their child was too young to know anything about sex, yet they sent me to the boarding house... Can you just imagine.

It didn't actually start from there, it started from when my dad's niece came to stay with us (she's orphaned). This girl was much older than me, but she introduced me to the world of immorality. Needless to say, I had my first party when I was in pry school. My parents were still thinking I was one very good boy.

Then I went to the boarding house, that sealed it! I'm very sure if you ask my parents now, they still believe I'm one good boy who doesn't know how to talk to girls.




There is need to educate children on issues like this, coz this world is becoming a very morally bankrupt place by the day. When you've already told them what they need to know (you don't have to tell them everything at once), by the time friends are talking about it, they would have an idea and won't be easily misled.

Hmmmm

firstking01:
wars wit u gals and d word stalk ...cut even remember if i 've quoted u before see, i bet u dnt have one iota of wat stalking really means...i'm only active wit 3 female nairalanders, and dey are yourmain...klassiquette and monalisa...if these ones say i'm stalking dem, i'd gladdly admit...so, checkwell before u conclude

Dude!!!! Take a chill, u didn't have to take it sooo serious refiner definitely was just teasing.... Update ur sense of humor bro

refiner:
u would av read it in nairaland nah....DAT is if I was his gal...he will tell una wetin I do

U too dey make mouth, oya come and be my girl

badonkadonk:
See your mouth like 14inches... If u see 14inch bulala, u no go sh.it for body begin run..

Open mouth lyk basket for ere dey form tough...

Azzinnn... Ah just dey look the virgin. Dey form tough, she think say 14" na 14 cm.

numericalguy:
DBanj is really matured.
If it was that mumu dumb jazzy now, he would have been ranting and throwing tantrums like a five year old.

Words of a critically biased fan! In the last controversy, who was the one throwing the tantrums and who refused to respond??

olafirstt:
And is get bowl leg o I know him very well

Yeah.... He can't even sit comfortably in his old model pathfinder jeep

refiner:
all becos of money......may God save dem all.....Amen

This girl

cocoberry:
U like?

Sorry... I meant ur signature

My guiyz

Why the heck do people have to quote the whole story to reply

To those of you saying she should forget the guy, I guess you haven't been in love before. If one is in love, even when it seems the other aint in it as you, it'll still be difficult to let go, OP I truly understand ur situation, esp since it's been a while u had a romantic relationship.

Well, what I suggest is you make out time to see and discuss things, not just on phone. You could even go to his office, at least to see what's always keeping him busy, that didn't keep you busy when you were still an intern there.

DON'T have sex with him yet!!

southniyikaye:
see them,BRENDA GROUP OF COMPANY.

My brother... Ah dey tell u

cocoberry:

Ur moniker tho ]

E383:
Lol. As you don come confess for NL nko? What if the babe na NLer? Brenda will be back . Adonis3

Wetin konsyn okada with seat belt? Oga, nuttin konsyn my babe with NL

refiner:
well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

Lol... Wetin for happen

buzquet:
if u don't have S×X with Brenda, and u call ur self sharp guy, u dey deceive your self

Nigga, I wasn't about the sex. Besides, I don't need to have sex with Brenda to prove I'm smart, I just needed to give me space with my girl.

I'm loyal bro don't want devil to be dancing dorobuccii with my life.

iamsodium:
Only lilkesh So Whrz olamide?

Eye dey kuku pain diz one

Lol... "Did" ke?

Does she bring friends along while coming for dates? Then you should try what I did, and trust me it works like f#*k.

My girlfriend had this habit of bringing her friend along while going out with me. Trust me it was annoying, as you would end up spending far more than you budgeted.

When she started it, she was like "Brenda is my very close friends, we do everything together even go out together. In short, people think we're sisters", in my mind, I was like "omo leave trash for lawma jare, na you and Brenda I ask out?" But I just had to comport myself and pretend like isnuttin.

This habit persisted for a while and I realised it wasn't going to end soon (of course, it made us go out less frequently but there are sometimes you just feel like hanging out with bae).

Then I devised a means to put a stop to the lawma trash, as a sharp warfi guy. That fateful day, I had something to do around yaba, so when I was done I called her to join me so we could go see a movie at ozone. As usual, she came with Brenda.

When we got there, I bought the smaller bag of popcorn for her while I bought the bigger one for me and brenda to share.lol. She gave me one kind look, but I guess she overlooked it. Then we entered the cinema, I had to sit close to Brenda since we were sharing popcorn, trust me, I deliberately chose not to sit between them as she expected. Instead, Brenda sat between us.

All through the movie, me and Brenda were gisting, laughing, making silly comments while still dragging over the popcorn playfully. I didn't even send my babe, tho I could see that she was most uncomfortable and jealous. You know when somebody is trying so hard not to focus on you, she was facing the screen but I could see that she wasn't concentrating. Confirm! Shebi na u sabi do pass.

We sha watched the movie finish, I asked my girl about it, she gave a forced smile and answered "fine". I didn't want to overdo things, so I went back to her company, held her hands while walking. As we were stepping out of the cinema, it was then I remembered I didn't have Brenda's no (it was deliberate), so I asked Brenda for it and of course, she gave me.








Trust me, that was the last time I ever set my eyes on Brenda again ooo I don't even know how her no miraculously got deleted from my phone



My guiyz


Cc: lalasticlala roctation farano

He was born in MARCH

DON SWAGGALICIOUS.... the person wey advice this man must not be allowed to enter HEAVEN

Lwkm.... My guiyz!!!

Oh my dayss!!! Please where can I meet this HOE I think I need a shower companion. Lubbish!!

Even olosho sef nor fit follow you enter shower if una neva finalise agreement.

Wtf were you fvckkking thinking? You'll bath together and dress up and he'll bid you bye... Kai.

The woman is either a LIAR, HOE or BOTH