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Izzystevens:
Hmmnnnn! Comment reserved.
Ladies should try to wear decent clothes to church, biko.

Lol.. U saw that woman in tank top ryhhh

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Penisinpenisout:
To be honest, i very was horne.y when i choose this moniker, and all the other names i wanted were taken, that didn't help my case either.

I think i've seen a moniker called letsgoandfuck

Also, why did you write my name like that, you made it obvious.

That's the point my nigga

poshestmina:
MrCork

Madcow

Friedplantain

Stupidity

Boiledcorn (my favourite troll)

Egusisoup

Fisifunkododada

Lol

What is/are the most hilarious or crazy moniker(s) you've come across on Nairaland?

Here, I have a list of some:

Stupidity how could I compile this list without mentioning you
Classcaptain
Looseweight
Dickdastardly
Bigvajina
Lordoftheweed
INDUSTRIALFAN
SoupAndEba
wwhitewitch remind me never to mention you
fiftynaira 9ja 50cents I guess
LolaAbokoku lmao
pussykat
examhall I can only imagine how many exams you've written
dild0 nawa oo
superstardikk
letsgoandfuck guys or girls
megafone the evangelist
Gspot okay
problmpikin wow..
PenisInPenisOut
madnesscom
buygala
UselessGoat shoo
yabaleft
mosquitolaps
DICKtator

NB: if you're tagged, kindly come and explain why you chose such monikers

Am I the only one who thinks lalasticlala is another comical moniker?

Op I really do feel for you and wish I could be of assistance.

However, the assistance I can offer though may not be monetary but I believe would go a long way helping you.

You have to understand that in life sacrifices have to be made and everything is about opportunity cost. Yes, I understand your desire and crave for higher learning but before you make any decision, ask yourself this question "is it really worth it?" Nigeria today churns out many graduates each year to join the already saturated employment market. Many graduates want to work in an office leaving many of the non-white colar jobs unexploited. Does being a university graduate guarantee a good life?

Many come here telling you not to mind anyone advising you to leave university education for now but just few of them have actually offered to assist you. In the world we find ourself, nobody gives a hoot about you! It's you and your GOD my brother.

Like someone said, it doesn't stop at first year. What would you do in subsequent years, would you keep coming to nairaland to seek help? I hope you know that the Geology you want to study requires a lot (finances, time and strength) coz I see you're talking about doing a part time job or so, I know because I have friends who are studying it.

That #25k you paid could have been invested into something that would have been yielding profits now or later.

My advice (I may be wrong), if you can't get the funds for education, put it aside, at least for now. Get something to do. You can be doing some research on your own, you can get contents related to your choice course and read up.

I pray the Almighty in his mercy would come to your aid and guide your footsteps so you tread carefully.

NB: This thread would NEVER get to FP so stop wasting your time shouting lalasticlala. Do all you can to direct traffic to the thread, you can use the link as your signature and make sure you comment on the first page of topics on front page. But just forget the thought of it getting to FP, it won't! You could contact TeHN they might be able to help you... Cheers!

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He must be using his D to hold her down.. Silly!


When he kills you, you'll be free. It's just a matter of time, endure.




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B4UIWAZ:
Reallly Explain what you were doing in thr photo below

Smoking is different from drugs

quiinnBee:
long hiss. stale#

Very stale

honeywealth75:
Hello lady, bin trying to get in touch with u, bt am happy i am right now, just wanna meet u, hmmm do u mind being my friend? Add me on whatsapp 07018179701

Wtf!!! Brother why??

Gosh! I've been sooo steewpeeed.

I wanted to use "small" out of momcy's powder, I don't know how it fell from my hand and about half of the contents poured on the floor. I was scared of what she'll do upon noticing how her powder had reduced drastically and guess wah I did

I saw a picture of flower on the container so I guessed it must have been made from flower. Not even wanting to know the kind of flower, I rushed outside and started picking grasses and grinding.

When it wasn't turning to what I expected, I poured the grass into the container (with the remaining powder) poured water (stupid right?) And mixed, then covered. I was actually expecting it to turn powder when the water dries up...





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Akkord4gov:
Just few years to come,people will be having sex on the street like goats. No shame again. And these ladies will re-package when ready to get marry and innocent guys will fall.

I am scared sef
But I think to be on a safer side,one should go for a virgin
#teamvirgin

Bros nor be by that one oo




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If you look closely, the shoe is actually just glass... the sole is the main building






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Carowline:
Adonis... Are you among the Greek pantheon ??

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Carowline:
Adonis... Are you among the Greek pantheon ??

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Adonis... Are you among the Greek pantheon ??

May GOD continue to save us







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God help us!







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GOD knows I will never drag for a girl with another man. You're either mine or his, either way, do away with the other! Shikena.






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Ew

Bet how we APC ever think of winning BAYELSA That jazzman give dem mind wella ooo

#Bayelsa4SeriakeDicson






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Carowline:
I really dont know dear (Op). But I pray it does catch you both...

Lol.

Have I offended u before ma??



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Carowline:
Fake story everywhere

Rotflmao.... kikikikikikikiki




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Someone should please advice him

Nubian113:
I want her it's booobs

Fixed




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