rosieluv:

Yes, I am still in lag. What about you

rosieluv:

my alhaji , where have you been

vizkiz:


When you go come back baba?

Shey you go consult alhaja Yo?

I go soon come back sha, wey my alhaja dey? I don miss am oo

Rosieluv

adewumiopeyemi:
Yes ooo were have you been. Bro.

vizkiz:
Motigbana moti elevate!

adewumiopeyemi:
May God help us. say no to rape.. looking at his face have said it all they keep disgracing us everywere may God help us.

Naijamagician:
Stoners would relate...


That awkward moment when you Don weed com high so teh....... You go hold lighter for hand or u keep lighter for pocket dy search everywhere for the lighter ���...com dy even dey worry your guy say... John where d lighter wen I give u just now even John go join u dey find am till e turn argument.. So John na so u take troweh my lighter of #50 when I just buy no wahala I dey go buy another one only to reach the aboki store as u chook hand for pocket to bring out money na der u see lighter.. U and John go return back to jungle rolling continues... #team_legalise_it

‎ or even Riz sef

I sight ya ganjaman

vanida6:
Lolx


not all ladies begs on social media expecially mesef

ZZ22:
no bro, since this year I never hear from them

gift01:
Went to use the Gents in church and forgot to zip up. The first usher(female) looked in my direction and wanted to faint; the second(female) just threw her face elsewhere as I was walking towards her. That was when it occurred to me that my John Thomas was there peeping at the congregation through my boxers

Lmfao how you take do am that day? You no run comot church

zinnyzee:
You're laughing... It wasn't funny then.

In my head, i knew i was an idiot to have done something like that... But one voice(which i now know to be the voice of the devil) kept telling me i did the right thing.

Lol.. how do you know it's the voice of the devil

ZZ22:
I once came to my cousin's house he gave me his photo album(hardcopy) to watch. As I checked the pics he identified for me some of the people he snapped with. I got to the one I snapped with him HONESTLY not knowing it was me i asked him, who be this? he looked at me and didn't say anything, I took the pic closer to his face and repeated same question and he was like guy what's up na you don't know yourself again? I looked closely at the pic found out it was my clothes before i proceeded to the mirror to know how I really look.

Do I say how I bought noodles and eggs. I cooked the noodles and hurriedly ate it forgetting that I bought eggs.


I was high as fk when my friend asked me to screenshot my game so he could play too. After i have done so he didn't request for the game immediately so i plugged back my phone to where it was charging. When he finally asked for the game I tapped my phone and discovered that it wasn't charging, I adjusted the charger still it couldn't charge. I was angry thinking what could have spoiled the charger and how to get another original charger. It took several minutes before I realize the phone is on screenshot and as I reason my guy the levels we laughed so hard about it.

The game chop?

bolaoni:
Enemies, GET THE BEHIND ME

Mukina, Na wa for you o. Since June wey the post don die
y exhume am now?

Razorr

UNITED FOR EVER

Good ol' days

dante57:
Let me educate him.. Like most car manufacturers do u think that every part of the car is made by then? Like seats, window glass sound system, air bags in fact it's only the structure that is designed by the car manufacturer the rest are outsourced so please sarki we r one Nigeria regardless of where it was made let's encourage him.. Statistically speaking if u know how much tricycle manufacturer had made from Sales in Nigeria alone u would marvel. so this is the way to go let's encourage him pls..

HeWrites:


Diabolical carpenter ko, Diabetic Carpenter ni!

The truth is, One of you is a thief!!!

Sunnick:
Ktv app shld be number 1... Watch watch epl matches as low as 2k on ur phone. Yes and don't even worry about data.

Onyinye15:
I love white

It's my birthday no light to celebrate with

Mathematical:



Mate..we no geh slogan ?

Genea:
space bookers, una wehdone

Geneafah, na your space??


Daddy yo in tha building!!!

DayDreamPictures:
lolzz. th lady nor get chill at all...but e pain am

Jacksparr0w127:
Everything so wrong with this post

Sounds so gay