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FamilyRe: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Adonis3: 2:18am On Feb 07, 2016
quivah:
Well, I dont think so..

I can vividly remember some incidences that happened to me when I was in pry1.. I was close 2 5years then.

The memories are still clear in my head..to mention a few;
1. I have a cousin I was older than with a year, on getting pri one, he was supposed to go to nursery two but instead his mum (being who she wasundecided) decided to promote her son to my class. I wasnt told this incidence, I remember it pretty much,how I cried saying how will my lil cousin be in the same class with me.
2. We were writing an exam pri 1, 2nd term, my cousin sat at my front while some other person sat beside me.. I forgot the spelling of a very simple word ..'let'.. Had to ask my cousin for it..and immediately he mentioned ' l' I remembered..
3. During extra lesson,a neighbor who happened to like me very much, organised a surprise birthday for me.. I clocked 5 den.. She sent my friend to call me from school lying that my mum wanted to travel..I was excused from the lesson.. Got home to meet a surprise.
4. In the same extra lesson, during that time, there was this balloon game, you pick a no and whatever size you get is yours.. I went with a mate(a guy).. I was lucky to pick a big balloon while he picked a very small one.. We got to the class(teacher wasn't around yet).. His balloon got busted, I was flaunting my own... He bullied me ,collected my balloon and gave me a wound with pencil on my left cheek (which is still visible till now).. The next day, my second bro beat the hell out of him
5. holiday coaching, nur 2 - pri 1.. My bro's age mate n class mate and I were alone in the class(every one had gone since we had close, I was waiting for my bro to come n take me home).. This guy will ask me to spell some words,if I got them he will put his hand on my chest.. I remember those exact words till this moment.. Cup,pot,boy, chair.. I couldn't spell pot and he slept me hard..

All these incidences and many more occurred between the age of 4-5 .. And the memories and exact pictures are still very clear..
The one I feel sad about the most was ;
We were preparing for end of the year party, some of us were picked to sing some songs (3 actually, I still remember two).. There was this girl, Shola, a pastor's child.. She has a wonderful voice than the rest of us..,and in fact she gave us two out of the three songs. so she was the lead.. I envied her,no doubt.. We were in class one day and the class teacher asked her a question which she failed..I swear, I didn't know when these words came out of my mouth (you can only sing you don't....) , the teacher heard and asked me to complete my words,I was ashamed to..and she completed it herself.. She however advised me..
explain the emboldened
FamilyRe: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Adonis3: 1:24am On Feb 07, 2016
OCTAVO:
Had similar experience with my niece that was age 6 about 7 years ago. She told me exactly what I did when no one was at home. She wasn't there neither was anyone at home.
what did u dogrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 3) On 6th February 2016 by Adonis3: 10:53am On Feb 06, 2016
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SportsRe: #lagosmarathon: Abraham Kator Of Kenya Wins Lagos Marathon 2016 (photos) by Adonis3: 10:53am On Feb 06, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Military Kills 50 Boko Haram Insurgents In Mafa, Dikwa, Kala; Rescue 500 (Pics) by Adonis3: 3:48pm On Feb 02, 2016
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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Begging For A Group Sex by Adonis3: 3:14pm On Feb 02, 2016
Bisiebae:
harsh dude, way harsh... buh kinda true.. cha feel?
speaking my mind tho
Car TalkRe: Woman Kills Eight In Lagos With LandCruiser by Adonis3:
honestly, we need to be careful while walking on the road as pedestrians



Sometimes we feel the driver ought to stop for us or wouldn't try to hit us


What we fail to understand is, not everyone behind the wheels is in their right senses



Some are drunk, having psychological issues, being distracted.......... Some are even being "followed"



We should be as watchful as we can and behave as if everyone is insane (you don't argue with a madman, you sipmly avoid his path).. That's the attitude to put up on Lagos Road.



Some of those people hit might have been like "shebi she dey see me, she no go fit jam me na"



May GOD save us all and may we not be used as atonement/punishment for another's sin







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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Has Refused To Advice Me On How To Run Nigeria -buhari by Adonis3:
I thought Jonathan was a complete failure, while you were the true special one sent to liberate Nigerians...



Buhari is merely being sarcastic.. Smh





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PoliticsRe: Another Credit To Pmb's Administration. by Adonis3: 4:42am On Feb 02, 2016
seriously speaking, when I opened this thread, I came to see a sincere achievement because I'm not one of those who wish for the failure of Buhari just so I can prove my point




But it's obvious this OP is mentally deluded... Like seriouslyhuhhuhhuh


Arrrghhh!!! This guy's stupidity is unfathomableundecided






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PoliticsRe: Opinion: Boko Haram And The Defeat That Never Was-cnn by Adonis3: 4:30am On Feb 02, 2016
the way Buhari kept on giving loads and loads of interesting promises, I knew there was trouble.


But the gullible zombies just kept believing and crowning him the messiah... The same lot that rejected him for years.. Smhlipsrsealed



I remember I was at a shop one day and a guy came to buy something, after hearing the price, I was shocked at what he uttered. He said "kai, I no fit wait for may 29" (the day Buhari would be sworn in) I opened my mouth in awe and felt pity for him.

In his mind, the moment Buhari enters, the price of everything would go down instanta... I laff. I just wish I could meet him now to remind him how worse things have been since he assumed office.



The way the government keeps miss informing us, feeding us with lies shows how gullible they Think we are (u can't blame them, since we could believe all their campaign promises)



GOD bless Buhari

GOD bless The Federal Republic of NIGERIA



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PoliticsRe: Biafra: Judgment On Nnamdi Kanu’s Bail Inappropriate, Bias – IPOB by Adonis3: 4:16am On Feb 02, 2016
wow... So the judgment was inappropriate, buh the inciting comments of Kanu were very appropriateundecided



When you were busy pushing, motivating and stirring up the morale of the damned creature.... Professing your unflinching support you didn't realise Buhari could deal with him in this manner



When the youths were causing nuisance disturbing the security of citizens, you didn't think this way huh?




Like somebody above me said "una never chi chum chim", wait until your Kanu falls face flat to beg, then you'll know the reason why Lion is the king of the jungle Zoo







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RomanceRe: This Man Posted A Pic Of Himself Bathing His 2 Year Old Daughter..... (pics) by Adonis3:
ain' gonna quote no one, buh to those dumb mofos spewing Trash like "the girl is just two, what does she know", "she's his daughter" etc

I'm soo sorry for y'all... Like you haven't been hearing what has been going on lately. Does the fact that she's "only 2" make her immune to molestation??undecided


sure, the girl is still too young to know anything but what about the man? Is he also too old to try anythinghuh



I don't need to remind you how kids like to play with anything... The innocent girl might reach for his member and that is enough to trigger something in a fvcking cuntsucking paedophilelipsrsealed





I condemn this in all ramifications, it is totally wrong!!!!



If you wanna play with your daughter, please do so when you've got something on.. For fvck's sake, do you guys even know how long he'll continue with this act?undecided






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Christianity EtcRe: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by Adonis3: 12:18am On Feb 02, 2016
RomanceRe: Was My Ex Boyfriend Gay? Please I Need Answers by Adonis3: 12:09am On Feb 02, 2016
just coz he doesn't give you the attention you desire or supports gay rights doesn't make him gay





Bet wetin be una own sefundecided


If the guy disturb u, una go say im nor dey give una space




Now he gives u all the space you want... He becomes GAY






Smh for all ladies






THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY WANTembarassed





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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Begging For A Group Sex by Adonis3: 11:43pm On Feb 01, 2016
Groupie with his friendshuh?




Bittch, niggga's already termed you a slut!undecided








Aint no way dude's gonna allow you be the mother of his kidslipsrsealed







Your pvssy, your life, your business tho cool




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RomanceRe: Chilling Out With Skales (photos) by Adonis3: 11:36pm On Feb 01, 2016
your master ke? lipsrsealed




Btw, why your master be looking like "make I just snap with dis guy jare make he nor dey disturb me" in the first pic?






Anyways, it's none of my damn freaggin' biz






CHEERS to you and your mastercheesy






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RomanceRe: "Anti-Corruption Video" made by a nairalander by Adonis3: 2:26pm On Feb 01, 2016
Phonetikkks:
Please how can I download the video?
goto: www.savefrom.net and paste this link:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkRkTeuF7RQ






Then choose the format u wanna download



#Adonis3
RomanceRe: Picture This..... by Adonis3:
honestly..... Just go lick some very hot pepper...


She be like: baby I'm really sorry, I didn't mean toembarassed
I swear it came out mistakenly



Me: oh nahh... Don't mention, I quite understand. Let's get back to work babysmiley










And that's all cool





How dare sheundecided





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PhonesRe: What Browser Do You Use? by Adonis3(op): 8:36pm On Jan 31, 2016
donholy28:
use 9xbuddy to download YouTube or u install d YouTube downloaded add-on
my point actually is, u can't extend the speed to youtube vid downloads






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PhonesWhat Browser Do You Use? by Adonis3(op): 7:22pm On Jan 31, 2016
Personally, I love Opera coz of the page saving feature and considering the fact that you can leave tabs for days, weeks etc

But when it comes to downloading, mhennnn I don't joke with UC mini... Downloads in seconds, That app rocks mhen! Pity you can't download youtube vids with it.


So let's hear, what browser rocks for you??

Mozilla firefox
Google Chrome
UCweb
UC mini
Opera
Opera mini
Etc....
RomanceRe: See What Boredom Did Tew Me..lol by Adonis3: 8:44pm On Jan 29, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
m sorry girl, your boobs are nice, but your face is really ugly. U did try with the weave and make up, but u still look like a monkey
could you please show us a pic of youundecided






So insecure you couldn't upload your pic on your profile, smh




You think you're beautiful? Take a look at this:

www.nairaland.com/2898630/video-tanzanian-lady-boyfriend-locked/3#42437649







Retarde.d jealous biatttchlipsrsealed








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RomanceRe: Guys, Abeg If Na You Wetin You Go Do? by Adonis3: 2:55pm On Jan 29, 2016
kingofchess:
no need booking space...cuz d post won't hit front page.
lol... It certainly won'tsmiley






Btw, OP it's "fathom" not "phantom" iss nur a tecno foneundecided





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PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Made A Big Mistake. by Adonis3:
in my church we, convert every situation to a prayer point



So I say...





Father LORD, may all my enemies make such important mistake this year, Amen!







Click like if you know my churchcheesy






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RomanceRe: How Much Do Moderators Get Paid? by Adonis3: 2:31pm On Jan 29, 2016
wiggle:
They are paid 500 naira per ban issued
lmao... No wondergrin





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PoliticsRe: Court Denies Nnamdi Kanu Bail by Adonis3:
but seriously, I haven't heard from those urging him to carry on, promising to stand by him.






They thought it was a joking sturvs... O ti wa ka loju wan bi carnival






Smh.... I don't think he'll be executed though, don't even see him spending his life in prison






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PhonesRe: How To Tell If Your MicroSD Card (i.e Memory Card) Is Genuine Or A Counterfeit by Adonis3: 1:19pm On Jan 29, 2016
smh... That was how I bought 32gb for #1,100 on Jumia.





Lol..cheesy






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FamilyRe: 4 Crazy Plastic Surgery Procedures by Adonis3: 1:18pm On Jan 29, 2016
on a serious note, this people dey enjoy..





Shey na "maiguard" wey still dey struggle feed 7 children go carry $3,500 go do surgeryundecided




Ah still dey wonder whether space go still remain for hell, coz the way people troop there or head towards there on a daily basis nor be herehuh






MayGODHelp #Adonis3
FashionRe: Fashion: Is This Birthday Dress A Hit Or A Miss? (PHOTOS) by Adonis3: 1:07pm On Jan 29, 2016
The dress aint a miss









Na the bobbies MISS roadundecided





Truly, 2016 is a year of beef... Even her brezz dey beef eachothersad






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FamilyRe: Check Out This Photo Of A Mother And Her Twin Girls. by Adonis3: 1:03pm On Jan 29, 2016
mum is the one on the left undecided




First, she looks older
Second, most twins wear matching outfits




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PhonesRe: Whatsapp And Wikipedia: Do You Know Your Whatsapp Can do This? by Adonis3:
now, this is cool and innovative from wiki





I hope google has a similar platform




Btw, OP how did u find outhuh




Xhaka:
Who don try am for here?
I haveundecided


Burlah4u2c:
whatsapp got very very interesting last 2 weeks...I enjoy my whatsapp ever than before...you van even play scrabble by typing JUMBLE.... very interesting especially when you have ur peeps online...and then, daily sport news from DUTA is interesting....whatsapp now does virtually everything with Mr.Wiki....game, dico, sport news, live scores...its making me love whatsapp the more
how do you go about the scrabble ish



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