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Was smiling all through as I viewed the screenshots cos they all used to be on my favourite playlist!

I mean ALLLLLL!!

Thanks Op for taking me back!

Memories and nostalgia......

NIGERIANS ARE EASILY THE MOST GULLIBLE PEOPLE EVER!!!!

Get a good PRO, turn their brainless head in a direction and they all will be singing your tune in no time!

Have you seen movies where an 8year old girl is made to act the part of a grown up using MAKEUP? OR a 40year old woman made to act the part of a teenager using MAKEUP!


Well that is EXACTLY what is being played out here..... That is the aim... You see all that HEAVY PURPLE AND BLACK SHADES OF MAKEUP, is to make her look twice her age. WASH ALL THOSE RUBBISH OFF HER FACE and all you will see is the REAL deal, A TEENAGE CHILD.

Sanusi can marry a 5year old if he wants but all this deceit is just annoying. Not all Nigerians are stuu_pid enough to fall for this. WHO IS FOOLING WHO?

IdisuleOurOwn:
Cc : adorable29, what have you got to say?

Am still searching for the teenager amongst them. This are all women who are grown matured and are SURE OF WHAT THEY WANT! They met this men and wanted them (wether or not its for their money is a different story). I don't think the women's parents did a matchmaking againt their will. This women have experienced life and decided to make a CHOICE!

Totally different scenerio from a little shy teenage child being married off to grandpa!

So sir, what's your point?

missKiffy:
Gorgeous, i like her, she is one of the few yoruba actresses that are naturally light in complexion, unlike those that usually bleach

Hahaha! Naturally?!

You sincerely think its nature that made her skin look younger than that of a new born baby at 46?! Common!

Her slim nature and physique may be.... But this glowing 46 year old skin, don't even go there. Amount spent on her beauty products can train a child up to the university. Its understandable cos her meal ticket involves her looking good and as such requires good investment!

IdisuleOurOwn:
Of course, you did agree with me that the immoralities going on in our society are wrong.
Good you didn't dispute the fact.



Now, will you rather give out your daughter of 18 years to a 53 years old man or you will watch her jump from d1ck to another all in the name of seeking for "true love"?

Does that mean "all "daughters" will jump from Dick to Dick if they are not married off to an old man with 3 wives and a dozen and one kids?"......

Plus who is to say she ll not eventually jump on someone else's Dick when Oga grandpa is not looking later on?


Using your logic, I might as well argue that all young boys marry at the age of 18 so they don't jump from vjayjay to vjayjay in search of true love!!!

Wait, that doesn't make sense to you? It only makes sense if its the other way round ba? Go figure.

IdisuleOurOwn:
You just display gross ignorance here.
Did you see where she was forced?

We have heard and we have seen on our campuses where 70 years old men pick girls below 18 in their exotic cars at night and drove them home for pleasure.


We have heard of father raping daughter.
We have seen and heard and also read on daily basis we 12 years old girls having boyfriends.


Just earlier today, I saw on front page (Nairaland) where a 16/17 years old girl was asking, if it is advisable for her to have boyfriend.

And I ask, which religion/faith permit all this?


You might even be one of those who lure this said girls on campus to sleep with their father's age mate.


Stop been hypocrite and face reality.

IF YOU AGREE ALL THIS YOU MENTIONED ABOVE ARE WRONG, HOW DOES THAT JUSTIFY A 56 YEAR OLD FUCKING AN 18YEAR OLD TEENAGER?! Two wrongs don't make it right now, does it?


But seriously, what are this two going to be discussing about? High school musical or world politics? They are not of like minds in any regards . Is there going to be communication, friendship, companionship, love etc etc in the marriage? Will they even laugh at the same jokes? OR IS IT JUST ABOUT GRATIFICATION OF THE MAN'S SEXUAL URGE Is that what marriage is all about to this people?


Is the teenage girl ever going to experience falling in love and having her bestfriend as a life companion? Even if she wasn't forced or cajoled, does this little girl REALISE FULLY what she is getting into? This is going to be the rest of her life.

Oh, wait who cares about her? ITS A MAN'S WORLD! "sigh"

Who didn't know that anyway!

Our Nigeria police helped secure his release without a ransome and no Nigerian home video has been made ablout it yet? Trust our Nigerian police to use it as vuvuzela if that was the case. ... Smh!

Hehehe!

Hilarious but Lovely!

God helping me (and all NLnders reading this) , I and my kids will have course to do this sorta shot 50years after my youngest baby is born!

Family is everything.

BTW, mumsie is hawtttt!

xamuel17:
slippers don finish for market?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

No mind the gold digging mofo!

Shymm3x:
Adorable29, why're you stalking me, fvcking sket? After the pummeling you received the other day from just my light-work, one would've thought you'd just disappear and go away forever. But no, you're stuck on my nuts like my pubic hair.

Shyte, I know all Igbo chics are attracted to me, but I'm sorry, I don't mess with ya type. Also, right now, I've taken a break from Igbo chics and it's strictly Yoruba chics. My sisters need to enjoy my mutombo...and don't blame me, blame my mutombo for being a bigot. Yoruba chics only.

You can sod off now.

God will punish you and that your tiny 10naira kpomo you call a Dick! Sick bastarrrrd! You sniff your cheap weed, come on NL and start mentioning my moniker all over the place. Are you obsessed with me or what?


Until you started masturbating on my moniker two days ago, your stupid irritating moniker has only been in my mention once a very long time ago and if I remember correctly, your pathetic self mentioned me first.... I have been on NL for years. So what is it with adorable29 that you just woke up 2 days ago and started mentioning all over the place?! Are you practising MADNESS?


You disgust me dear. I could never ever ever ever ever ever ever have anything to do with a mad goat like you. Do I sound in anyway lik some one who give a hoot about anyone on here?

This is a f_ucking faceless forum and NO ONE knows my real personality and I intend it to be that way fool! Don't have friends here and I aint following anybody.

SO WHY THE HELLLL DO YOU THINK I GIVE 2 F_UCKS THAT SUCH A STUPI_D JUNKIE LIKE YOURSELF EVEN EXISSSST?!

Plus I aint even igbo.... When ever you feel the need to jerk off, put you teeny weeny d_ick in a pencil sharpener and jerk away. You don't have to involve adorable29.

Anyway, God will punish you and your generation for disturbing my mention unnecessarily. Scallywag!


Oloshi!

mschubby:
please don't say that. I need advice on what to do in her case not an insult please.

Na wa o! Am I the only one seeing that this is a pure fabricated story just to hit front page?


You dey form sentiment say make dem no call her prostitute but your topic is calling her a prostitute!

So the few days you stayed, you could count her boyfriends as six. It was when you were around the husband decided to smash her phone. Did she just start the prostitution that he hasn't had cause to smash it before now. Then she took your phone and in your prescense called all her 6 boyfriends.


She brought all six of them to her husband's house and bed in your presence this past days you came to visit... So she isn't even secretive about it. Is she that daft. A woman who lives with her husband in THE SAME HOUSE cannot be an adulterer and that daft at the same time....

Doesn't she have kids yet? Doesn't she go to work?

So A. FULL BLOODED NIGERIAN MAN LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS HIS WIFE WILL KNOW THAT SHE SLEPT WITH JUST ONE MAN and hasn't rained fire and brimstones TALKLESS OF SIX FREQUENT MEN! Even African magic won't accept such a ridiculous movie!

NL and gullibility sef!


Dey believe everything they read!

starlingslimnet:
How much is this money we are talking about uhn?

Dear Lady, kindly send your account details to the poster below me He is a good samaritan

Hahaha!

Rotflmao!


At poster, he rendered a helping hand as a friend. I believe you appreciated him then.

He never told you it was a loan! There wasn't any pay back agreement.


He has no right blackmailing you two years later.


Tell him you don't have the money. He should wait (maybe forever) till you can pay him. Till then, he can go to hell!

melzabull:
That guy is pathetic to say the least, the more he opens his putrid mouth the more foolish he sounds but he doesn't realise it.

The fool is hell bent on disgracing himself and he thinks he is smart whereas he is complete nuisance....lol

I know, right?!

Funny enough, I sorta feel pity for him....


I sincerely from the bottom of my heart think he needs help!

*sigh*

Shymm3x:
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Alright, prof!

Thanks for the correction.

I suggest you get off NL for today.... You have been here on this thread ranting and cussing since morning. Go clear your head and relax. Before a nut looses for REAL...

I am giving you a sincere advise. YOU ARE LOSING IT!


NL is driving you crazy! You may say, its virtual but it could really twist your brain if you take it too seriously. See the evidence already manifesting!


You randomly pick a moniker and start throwing insults. Loool!


You are gone, man!

Shymm3x:
Loool. Adorable29, I'm back now - and the only reason I'm here for now, is to clown you for the next one hour till I get home. I'm going to be bored and don't disappoint the comic relief. I'm not gonna hit you cos you're just too disjointed and 70% of ya cuss words are from my post history...so you don't deserve the hand of God. You sound like loony tunes!

You're actually crazier than I initially thought...you done lost ya mind. So you're quoting yourself and deliberately misspelling an alt handle you created under the same handle. How the fvck can you be "melzabull", yet spell "melzabull" as "belzabull" under "melzabull"? How the fvck do you log on, if you can't spell the handle you're posting under correctly? - bwahahaha. Tryna act like that isn't you, isn't it? You can't make this shyte up, you effing psychopath. Only God knows if ya mum dropped you on ya head as a baby cos this isn't normal.

Bwoi, I've been on the internet from way back when you were still running around ya village butt-naked with ya saggy ti.ts swinging while getting chased by gorilla. So best believe you can't troll me and I'll always detect it. Just claim ya handle, effing slag, like Afam4eva did with his. I don't understand why you lot have to hide under alt handle all the time...that won't change the fact that you're an hairy fvcked face minger that's fugly inside and out - just as Afam4eva hiding under "balkan" won't change the fact that he's a perpetual dunderhead.

I'll stop here for now...make sure your comeback is a long and disjointed rant good enough for comic relief! I await ya reply, adorable29 the fvcked face mezlabull.

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Oh mheeeen! Let it go already man! You sure say you well so?

Aren't you getting too OOOLLLLDDDD for this sh_tttt Something tells me you are a drug addict.... Don't drive yourself crazy over adorable29. She sure doesn't give 2 fu_ck about you!

The only reason I am playing cool is that i am trying to pardon your self delusions and ignorance. Am giving you a benefit of a doubt that you probably sincerely are mistaking my moniker for someone else's and its nothing personal....


But Please grow up man! Go masturbate over someone else's moniker. You are beginning to sound pathetic...


See me see wahala!

Mortiple:
This is child abuse?

If this is a "joke", I must admit that it is tasteless. What is Nairaland turning into?

I know right?!

This is wrong...

melzabull:
My dear that goat sh1tmess is a cursed ba.stad. The ijiot keels making a fool of himself. Honestly no correlation what over even thou I'm yet to go through your post to seen if their any seeming similarity ( which I doubt).

Damn it! I'm a tribalist, yes I said so and there's no pretense about that, thanks to nairaland e-yorubaboons for making me the tribalistic monster I am today...absolutely no regrets whatsoever

lmao at bolded, the coward is just too embarrassed to accept his error of judgement and folly all the while. Like seriously but who cares? I'm game!.. and as far as I've decided and is concerned, its a no-holds barred as long as these deranged, dimwitted yorubaboons like sh1tmess continue to display their madness, all good.

Looolz!
Badt chick!
Enjoy!

Shymm3x:
STFU, biitch - you aren't fooling no one but yourself, melzabull.

Adorable29 the melzabull, effing hairy coward. When next you create an alt handle, stay away from my post if you don't want to be exposed.

Now, run along.

Okay now, you just sound really really stupid and pitiable..... How did you even arrive at that conclusion?! I mean, is there a link or something between this two monikers. Do we type alike or something? I would find time to go through her previous post when I am less busy but for the life of me, I can't help but wonder why of all million monikers on here, you chose adorable29.


I really don't want to call you an e-diot cos I know you are actually attacking melzbull and not me. I mean, you have to be a demented mentally imbalanced psychologically impaired baskard to just wake up and start calling someone who did you no wrong now or in the past, names.....


Or are you? Loool!


Okay, chill now bro. I ain't melzbull. Alright? I know its embarrassing that you made that kind of error but I totally understand. A lot of crazy folks on here have alternate monikers for what ever reason... But I aint one of them.


You can chill with the insults now and just for the benefit of a doubt, ask yourself "what if I really am wrong?!" Have I been insulting this lady's moniker for no reason?".

Don't worry, ain't gonna reply you again cos deep down I know you realise your mistake but just tryna save face! Loool!

Ciao!

Shymm3x:
Lmao @ this "melzabull" biitch. You consigned a post about folks being cunning back-stabbers (which is true to an extent), when you are also cut from the same cloth. That is like pointing to yourself.

You go around trying to act like a saint under ya "adorable29" but use the "melzabull" handle to fight tribal wars (which you are allowed to do). If that isn't some two-faced back-stabbing shyte, I don't know what it is. Most of you are fake and cowardly like that and I honestly don't know why you lot are always scared to express how you feel under one handle. At the end of day, it is an anonymous forum and no one is going to arrest you for being a bigot.

Stupid sket, I told you on the other thread that I shall expose you when the time is right. The rule is: don't attack my post when you are using an alt handle cos I will always check and unmask whoever is behind it. And don't quote me back on this thread cos you won't get a reply, you slimy slag.

Huhn?! Why is my moniker being mentioned na! Btw, shymexx, I am no saint! Far from that! I don't pretend to be one too. I just say things like it is on here and I don't care whose asss is lit in the process! Plus I thought we were cool!

Okay, lemme quickly clear you... I am not an alternate moniker to any other moniker on NL! Seriously, whose got the time and energy for all that eish. May consider if am being paid or something though! Life is not that serious...

Anyway, kontinu with your tribal e-war, but please dear, leave me out of it!

Okaybye


Modified: Just read the melzabull's reply and I think I like her! Hehehe....

icedbeatz:
bro don't you dare!! how can people be accusing the devil of things that burning mofoka don't even know about?!?! that mofo is busy trying to lower the temperature in hell so when did he instigate the stupid, unnecessarily aggressive bitchh? Nigga please, separate their family? separate these nuts before you involve devil in it. People are doing stuff themselves (unless there is spiritual manipulations ) and later lay blames on devil, Stop it. If the bitchh can't treat the husband or bf good and show some kindness, love and respect then if the guy is smart let him find a girl that can give him that. what do you do when you car tire gets puncture? replace it in order to move forward or get stuck on the highway.

You my dear, are OBVIOUSLY one aggressive SOB! So you are in no position to pass judgements around the way you are doing on everybody's post!


Just saying!

HenryDion:
That dude is not handsome jor. Was expecting more. Disappointed cause am more cute.

Chisoss!

That ur profile pix is meant to be seen only in your bedroom.... Geez!!!

What is with the cheap looking red boxers and pubic hairs you displaying to the world.... You don't even have 6packs, just an hungry looking tummy. Hide that pinshure please! Yuck!

Flavour has always been hawt!


Patoranking's mouth though.......

shaboti:
I dey come.

Deuteronomy 22:9 also says 'do not plant two kinds of seeds in the same vineyard'

Deutoronomy 22:11..'do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together.

Deutoronomy 22:12.. 'make tassels on the four corners of the cloaks you wear'

Now tell me op, which among these verse do you uphold and obey ? Why have you chosen to be selective?
As christians we have abandoned our primary purposes on earth and we ar focusing on less important stuff.

By the way, these are tassels, tell me how many of your clothes that have them..

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The thing tire me ooo!

....but why Don Jazzy papa go dey do this kin thing na?

E no consider im children career. No be everything dem dey post for FB. Somethings are meant to be private.

How white garment aladura church take correlate with Mavin records swagz now?!

charlesbailey:
i wonder how people like you do this..you hide behind a screen and keyboard and spew whatever insult comes from your brian. i'm wondering if you would have called him a fool anfd moronic dumbass if you were right infront of the dude.

please remove the class from your moniker since you know nothing about it

Oh please stfu! Some of you Naija men are such egocentric bullies! See them quoting her everywhere cos SHE IS FEMALE!

If it was a guy who typed that I know for sure it won't be such a big deal as you people are making it! Once peeps like you see its a female moniker, you start barking like rabies infested dogs!

Nonsense and ingredients!

alexis007:
Most guys here don't seem to get the drift.



THE FONE IS OBVIOUSLY MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU!!!

A bitter truth! When you are with someone you are trully interested in or in love with, you FORGET you have a phone. All you want to do is talk, enjoy each other's company and cuddle all day.......... Hmmmm

Ilekeh:
Back to sender

SonOfEl:
yes I can, both don't expect her not to use it against you at some point, because that's a woman for you. mind you what makes you a man is much deeper than more money and a bigger career. you wise judgements in crucial issues makes her trust you and obey you, because she will respect your views. two, if you are a romantic lover and fantastic in BEDmatics, she will call you lord, trust me.... three, once you are not the nosy and possessive type, it makes her free and herself with you..... there are many more deep things that tames any amazon queen or lioness as so called.

You know wetin dey!

Akeelahtunez:
Madam fine! u 2 emotionally sentimental about dis whole issues
1. U aint married so wait 4ur time
2. what is so important dat wud make u leave ur 4kids in ur matrimonial home
3. What f**king lot do know she as bin tru dat nobody else av bin tru
4. Do uno what flirting means??
5. Like I said earlier I 8 emotional sentiment of u women , sentiments don't rule in marriage wisdom does
Do uno how many mother even av sex with dere hubbys even tho dey know he just came back from another woman's bed
I heard of a woman wu's hubby was addicted 2porn.,so she started snapping herself uncladed 2suit d needs of d hubby,
Madam I called u wise bcus I know u are ,u just av 2sacrifice everytin 4ur marriage
do uno dat my dad wud trek 2d hospital where my mum was and back,bcus he didn't av money in his pocket
Madam when u are married do as u plzz,plzz don't quote mi again
What am driving @ is SACRIFICING all 2make ur marriage work
#EOD

Think sincerely and you will realise YOU ARE THE ONE emotional and sentimental about this. You called me out for saying what I said cos ofcourse I can't prove it! I ALSO pointed out what YOU CAN'T PROVE! So that was why you typed all this garbage?


Take a chill pill or go f_ck yourself!

Typical of a Nigerian man. So it is the burden of the woman to bear bear bear bear!

By the way if my hubby cheats on me, I may not take it so hard! But he sure as heck will have to start using a condom because I am wise enough to protect my life first for my self, sake of my parents and most importantly my kids!

If he is addicted to porn, well, we ll watch it together! Hehehe

But if he turns me to a punching bag, I am straight outta gerrarehere! QED!

So if you like bully and maltreat your future wife like many Nigerian men do and expect her to keep kissing your ass till she quenches. She go shock you!

riadrims:
I guess in your dictionary, she would be a real mother when she is beaten to death, just like emeka's niece was? Sometimes when i read what women say against their fellow women,i am not surprised the world is what it is.

Don't mind those callous fellows! They think this is nollywood. They think it is an easy decision for a woman to leave her 4 kids and flee. Kids she has suffered severely for all their lives! If she could take them along and afford their expenses she would of course....

She may have decided to leave BECAUSE OF THEM! She wants to LIVE LONG for her kids and grandkids. She wants to teach her sons that IT IS NOT OKAY to hit a woman! She wants to teach her daughters, IT IS NOT OKAY TO DIE in an abusive and unhappy marriage....


If this woman goes six feet under because she choose to CONTINUE to endure, her kids will not forgive her.

Walk a step in the woman's high heel shoes before you start talking stupidly. That is the thing with us women. We always want to be in the "good side" of men so we ll be called good future wives! MEANWHILE THOSE KIND OF WOMEN WILL DO FAR WORSE in the same situation! Probaby even poison their tormentor straight away or run to babalawo to turn the man to vegetable!

Akeelahtunez:
Woman thou @ wise,my mum did d same 2but she didn't start flirting like emeka's wife .my made it known dat moving out was a short time,so as 2correct what so every is wrong in my dad's head,but she made sure wen he wasn't around she wud snick into d house and took care of us,
U Future wife+mother av d all d jokers 2make ur marriage work like my mum said,

U wudnt make a mistake in marriage

I thought you were being objective but I can see you are not! You accused me of saying what I don't know (when I said she was being beaten and abused) even though that was the main reason she called off the marriage! You asked if I was there?


Under the same breadth, you have comfortably implied she is flirting around! A mother of 4 who is already going through a lot. I guess you were there. What is is with you Nigeria men always quick to imply women are hoes. As if its a norm.