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solla22:
Another Shameless Nigerian quick to insult.
in Bodmas Addition takes precedence over subtraction so the equations are not same

3+9-3+3 = (3+9)-(3+3) = 6 as you add before subtract

Do you realise that. 3+9-3+3 is same as 9+3+3-3 and its the same as -3+3+9+3 and is the same as 3-3+9+3 and its same as 3+3-3+9

They are ALL equal to 12! That's the fun of mathematics and that is why if you follow the BASIC rules, no matter how you twist it, the answer remains the same!

Akeelahtunez:
And wu told u he battered her + where are evidences 2proof its true
Even if it was true so leaving ur matrimonial home is d best option?
Asnt ur mum and my mum faced worst den dis yet dey still stood with our father's let's not encourage what is bad cus we want 2fit in societal norms,in end nobody amongst us commenting on dis issue wud face d music expect d people involved

That's the thing though. Our tortured mothers then remained cos the society will bury them alive if they dared run awy from their tormentors. So they resigned to fate and suffered in silence till their last breadth.


This is 2015, the psychological trauma and brain haemorrhage a woman who is being abused goes through knowing her worth and value as a human being is worse and have more dire consequences on their mental health than our mothers.

That's the reality dear. Am sorry about your mum BTW. Its well.

Akeelahtunez:
Never define excitement as happiness,men av dis ability 2make women excited 4a while den dere it drops..she only found a new excitement,if dere relationship stand d test of time den she found happiness

Hmmm! Wisdom!

Akeelahtunez:
U going 2b a future mother in yoruba ori be beh ki shey Ogun ori fifoh (cutting of d head aint d cur 2an head ache), madam I av lost a mum I know how much its feels do uno its not dat easy 4both d hubby and d kids,ok hw wud I explain 2my now 9years sister how her mum died wen she is much older and matured,I see what dis guy is doing as saving his marriage 4d love of God and his children
I repeat u wudnt loose ur spouse or kids 2Divorce/death its not a sweet tale 2tell

Oh please! Enough already! I have lost a mother, I have lost a mother everywhere.


This kids mother are not dead, biko! What ever she decides to do is her cup of tea! What kind of man constantly calls the mother of his 4kids a WITCH!

Haven't you heard of battered women staying in an abusive marriage because of their kids AND END UP DYING FROM THE ABUSE? It could be mental death (madness from emotional trauma), death from beating, high blood pressure or even killed straight off by the abuser? In those cases, the kids will trully have a DEAD MOTHER!

Nigerians are so gullible!

The guy just finished wacking a well served plate of pounded Yam meal and is feeding his baby from HIS food. His photographer (who ever that is) thinks its adorable and cos its not what he does often decides to take pictures of the moment!


How is that BABYSITTING?

All na wash. Fathers feed their babies from their plate all the time. Its no big deal.

She is wayward, YET YOU ARE THE ONE THAT ADDED TWO EXTRA WIVES upon your poverty!

Later some guys will say the man is maltreating you cos you married him for his money.

I ll rather cry inside a Bentley than on a bicycle. Hehehe.



Oya, start quoting me!

The funny thing here is that EVERYONE seems to agree on the 3*3 =9 part! Cos the multiplication sign is what is making you think its a complex mathematics. Now that it has been eliminated, we are left with

3 + 9 - 3 + 3


So what we are arguing about is HOWWWWWW to solve

3 + 9 - 3 + 3 = ??


So you see why I dey shame say people wey call themselves graduates are finding it hard to solve it?

Haba naaaaa!

Again its just

3 + 9 - 3 + 3 =


Please just take "like terms" together and solve!

Biko what has bracket and dy/dx got to do with this kg 3 addition and subtraction?

Am outta here before I get infected with WombRaiders and his crew's kolomentality! The poster threw you off by saying 95percent of people can't solve it. Naim don turn una to craze people so. Psychology 101. Lmao!

anigbajumo:
Ah don tire ooooooooo,ans is 12

No mind the olodorekpete!

"Go to school...... I won't went! Correct yourself....i can't fit!" Lol .

This is what happens when we have half baked graduates! They are better off as illiterates cos they end up complicating everything they THINK they know and conclude everyone else is a dunce.

WombRaiders:
The bracket is to guide dunces like you from doing the wrong thing.

If at the final stage of your computation you are not subtracting then you have failed this simple arithmetic problem

If you were not inhaling too much cheap substances while typing, you ll see the part where I ended the solution with 15-3= 12!


If that is not subtraction to you, then I conclude you are currently in Ward 12 in Yaba left!



If with this elementary BODMAS test, you all are wan_king off like this, I shudder to imagine what you ll do with a REAL COMPLICATED BODMAS APPLICATION! Imagine some one writing dy/dx on the first page of the thread and arriving at 6! Hahaha

Chai!

WombRaiders:
You will never understand!

Before you start any bodmas equation you must first include brackets

Why did you choose to add to the right but neglected the case to the left?

Dunce

Chisossss!

So BEFORE you start any BODMAS, YOU MUST FIRST INCLUDE BRACKET (who send you that one? So you include YOUR OWN bracket anyhow you like)! E no go better for that teacher Okonrokwo who ruined your future. Really?

So why is there a "B" bracket in BODMAS? Is it just there for DECORATION!


B means you FIRST AND FOREMOSTLY DEAL WITH ALL BRACKETS and get IT OVER WITH!


So why the hell are you introducing brackets AGAIN after you have PASSED THAT PHASE!


Abeg gerrahere! You are too St_upid for my IQ!

WombRaiders:
You are an slowpoke to the core.

The answer remains 6.

It is only when dealing with variables in algebra that the prefixed sign of negative or positive applies.

In simple Bodmas arithmetics (which stands for Bracket, Open, Division, Multiplication, Addition and Subtraction) the last operation to be carried out is subtraction!

Naturally, you would have multiplied first then added the value to the 3 to the left.

So what stopped your dunce head from adding the values to the right?



As I said the final operation to be done is to subtract the values to the right from that in the left.

Dunces like you do not even know the difference between simple arithmetic problems involving absolute values to that of algebra involving variable assigned values.

Go and ask your nephews and nieces in primary school to re- educate you.

Dunce

You are such an imb_ecile! Your parents I SWEAR wasted money on your education!

I blame the akara school you went to actually! Chai! This are our future leaders oooooo!


Shameless he goat! You an igbooo smoker, are you better than the scientific calculators and all the special mathematical computer apps that people have used on this thread that provided the answer as 12! Those who taught us the mathematics have suggested the answer as 12!

You, this mushin tout is calling them olodo! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU AN AFTERNOON GOVERNMENT SCHOOL DROP OUT KNOW! Hahaha!


3+3*3-3+3= 12!

BODMAS oooooooo! Olodo!


Oyibo no dey complicate matter the way African f00ls do!

Simple!

Start with MULTIPLICATION!

3*3 IS 9

GO ON TO ADDITION! Note here that all the numbers wit a POSITIVE SIGN IN FRONT OF IT ARE TO BE CONSIDERED (EVEN IF THERE ARE UP TO 1MILLIOON OF THEM). As long as you have taken care of the BODM, we can now FOCUS on the "A" (addition).... Hence

We have,

9 + 3 + 3 =15

We are done with "A" addition, let's now continue with "S", subtraction.

15 - 3= 12!

That is why even a pry school pupil can do it! Just follow the SIMPLE RULE OF BODMAS!



WHERE THE HELL IS BRACKET COMING INTO THE EQUATION FROM! YOU ALL ARE SO DUMMMMMB!

If bracket was gonna be an issue then the "B" (bracket) of BODMAS will have come into focus and would have been solved FIRST!


Geeeeeez!

jaz:
it is now that i appreciate all my maths teachers more and my parents for sending me to a good sch. Having A1 in maths from WAEC was clearly merited. Guys here saying 18 or 6 would clearly not pass any of the aptitude tests where i work. And later they'll say no jobs for naija.

My brother, I was shocked to the bones when I saw people coming up with crazy theories to prove that the answer is 6!



Goodness me!


I am not a mathematician but this is really embarrassing to me as a youth!Lol!

Even a primary 5 student can decipher the answer is 12.

Such basic mathematics, yet some people are complicating it and confidently for that matter!

Seventeen:
Bodmas:
3+3×3-3+3=
3+(3×3)-3+3=
3+9-3+3=
(3+9)-(3+3)=
12-6=
6

Lol!

Lemme show you your error

3+9-3+3,

(3+9) - (3-3). (notice the change in the sign because of the brackets!

12-0

12!

So even with your unnecessary long process, the answer is still 12!

You all are making the same error! You just don't put brackets anyhow you like. Mathematics has got rules. Once you decide to put a bracket and a -sign is before that bracket, the sign that is being bracketed is CHANGED! Chai!

BishopMagic:
6

simple bodmas

[3+(3*3)]-(3+3)

= [3+9]-6

= 12-6

=6

Olodos below me will say 12


For sake of all you olodos mentioning me here is a simplified explanation for you retarrds that I made on page 8

If you are going to separate them into brackets, then the + sign in (x+x) will change to a -negative sign. Plus you claimed you wanted to simplify it by replacing 3 with x but ended up complicating a pry 3 elementary mathematics.

This is the most basic bodmas application meant for kids.

You, my dear, are the olodo!

Terenceike:
OP you just got me wondering how a busy man will have to think of a worthless topic like this and going as far as putting it up on
nairaland. Nawa o

I know right, especially how a busy guy will read a worthless topic and go as far as commenting on the said topic!

With all your "busy body", you are still not wealthier than Dangote!

cyprus000:
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even tho I fall into this category. I can never hate a fellow human,not to talk of my countrymen,but that doesn't mean that one should become a zombie becs he wants to please female folks. when this same uncouth,arrogant,disrespectful and irratating girls are quick to insult males, one generation,existance and parents. especially mama/sis and you expect some1 to digest such heap of shitt,cos he wants to be seen as loved. only a dumshity woman wrapper corkweasel does that.

I give them the same dose I give men,especially the self acclaimed feminist.who are inebriated by the swamp of self deceit.(I support equality and equity. not the _fuck they pilot in the guise of equality and equity).

I want the best for my future daughter.

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On the flipside: if there is anything I am more sure of in this life. Is that you can never test the kind of love I try to run away from.
So save us the crap about love.

I respect women,but my respect is given to those who deserve it.

on this forum. I respect only one female.

I don't fvvckin care about what nairaland female folks thinks.
I will retire on the day those girls change.
Infact,I want them to hate.

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Geeeez! Its not that serious!

Easy before you burst a vein Which could lead to internal haemorrhage and (GOD FORBID) instant death....


You may insult me but its only a SINCERE advice.... You can't possibly be this bitter towards people you have never met and don't even know you EXIST, and still live a long life!

BimboTosin, I thought you were yoruba!

Come and reply kparakpor na!!!

I notice how you and jennylov keep using the term "daft" and "illiterate'".....

If you just met her once in July and you two are typing the same way, with exactly the same aggressiveness and lack of mannerism and uncouth behaviour, then I will call this the 8th wonder of the world!

BimboTosin/Jennylov, please pay this woman her money!!!!!!

urbighead:
Ok great... I understand ur d lie detector of nairaland sent out to ruin our beloved naijasinglegirls stories.... And so what if d stories ain't true? And those it affect performance of jobseekers when they try to find jobs? Don't you think All her stories have funny morals to them to help jobseekers even prepare well and be on alert at all times? But I guess you never realized this because ur mind, brain, heart, body and soul is so bent on looking for people to ruin their creativity... Lie detector... Nice name though... Suites ur personality... For record purpose though it's been proven time and time again that lie detectors are not reliable and information from them are most times a bigger lie than d persons story it was supposed to check for lies, just google effectiveness of lie detectors and you will be shocked too

Some people are just sadistic IN NATURE! No thanks to the miserable life they are living in reality.


Nice one NSG! Keep making us smile! Lol .

So because it is a woman caught in exam malpractice, all this NL agberos that have never even seen the four walls of a university have ofcourse turned it to gender bashing!

Even those that claim to be graduates must have cheated a million and one times cos one can tell from the way they write that they couldn't have graduated with out "help"! Hehehe!

Ymodulus:
I said it few minutes ago that nothing good comes from that state

Nothing good. A disgrace!!!
They rather than correct their mistake and build the future of the state they go around shouting Biafra like yours. Though they are one one.

Are you well? Did some one hack your moniker?

I know you to be smarter than this na!

How does someone being caught doing exam malpractice (who hasn't cheated in exams in one form or the other in this country anyway) warrant all this rants about my dear Delta State!

As smart as I thought you were with all your business IQ and all! SMH!

Jeromejnr:
Its Celine Dion not celendion.

Tankwuuu jare! I was soooo love struck while typing! Hehehe!

But seriously, @OP, who brings matters of the heart such as this to NL to seek advice! This site that is full of immature junkies! Worse still, bringing it to FP!

Omo, you be correct guy....

Convince her to wait for you!

But if she doesn't....




*In Celine Dion's voice* I (adorable) will be waiting for you here inside my heart......

Hehehe

Idowuogbo:
Hate? Persin I no no? You dey smoke baby powder? She was here issuing threats to the helpess op, God sent his only begotten Son to save us ba? Ok look at it this way, God sent warriors to help op get her money back. Now zoom off!

Hmmmm! Just the thot that crossed my mind when I saw you on this thread.

Since I have been on NL, I notice you especially come out to show your crayyysss on threads set up by the 'wronged' and seemingly 'helpless' ..... I hardly ever see you on FP topics. You go just show gbam for this kinda threads like say you be spirit! Lol!

Anyway, God bless you dear....

Jennylov:
NNE tell me dem.I raise hand for u.infact u too much.becos of Bale.

Madam, be wise! Shine your eye!

You think everybody that calls you friend is really your friend? This woman is heating up the thread and worsening people's anger towards you and you are there hailing her....

Some people will take this matter personally because of her unguarded and irritating tribalistic utterances and prolong the case to a level even you with all your gragra cannot imagine!

Am suprised you are encouraging her as if you don't want the issue to end.

Internet issues stays forever o! The longer the matter, the more google recognises your name. You don't want your grandkids to google grandma's name and what comes up is scammer, thief blablabla.

End this matter once and for all!

PS: Am neither Igbo or Yoruba. Before that becomes the issue.

adaksbullet:
Good mrng evrybodys....am hear too repot ma gf too u curse whot she do me pain me for hearth


Pics off whot she buy give me below...I happi when see the gift she buy me curse I love ma boo,when I opun it I see inside the bag and mine mouht be like and my face chng too When I see evrytin inside the #5 bag

Item inside

4 Alo vera tootpas,3 in1 broosh,matchs(I smok igbo ), one tootpast agn and alo vera soap...I noun ask her while all these tin? She noun say ma teeth fine like sunflower (I smile) ....so today as I am inside church and I noun remeba her gift so I noun serch gurgle to fine the mean off sunflower...has I was serch for it I noun see tinubu pics thr wit obanikoro say tinubu teeth is like sunfloer and I no how tinubu teeth be...........am steel on church noun, do no wht I we do her wen I get ome curse am angry person

Yeaaaaaa!

I nearly choked with laughter.

People just dey look me dey wonder wether I dey alright!

Chai!

kstyle2:
One of the greatest movie of all times. Love this movie, slumdog millionaire, pursuit of happiness. These are what we call movies. Lest I forget, My name is Khan is another lovely movie.
Not Caro d shoemaker, dorobucci girls, bank prostitutes, amaka the moi moi seller, twitter babe's, ebola doctors. For pete's sake, who names these movies. Still can't blv Pple by these

Hahaha! Those movies you mentioned are classic.... Love them too.

Kastonkastroll:
i pity the future husband of this girl....

Actually, with this your bad belle for an innocent baby, I PITY ANYBODY THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, TALKLESS OF YOUR FUTURE WIFE!

Its only an evil bitter person that hates on a little innocent baby..... Ndi ara!

montestic:
Photoshop well done.

Meanwhile, see her other cute pics here..

Choi!!

WHY EVILS NA!

Lol!

She is still beautiful jare!

tola9ja:
show me the past and present

You dey insult graduates yet dey fall your hand! Its half BAKED!

I know say you go blame typo now!

Happiness87:
babe These things are happening for real, i think he trying to get the guy impregnate his wife

Na u get sense pass of all the comments have read so far jare!

The young wife may be on his case for a child!

Poster shouldn't try it o, cos if the wife finally gets pregnant, they could plot to have him killed and his chapter closed forever.

Some are saying, bleep her.... Smh. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Make sure their plan doesn't work. The boss ll be dissappointed but deep down will appreciate you for respecting him enough not to bleep his wife despite all the temptations.


So you win both ways!