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Your village people might be on nairaland. . .be careful

desire222:
But seriously, why is it that guys on nairaland don't like to upload their picture on their dp. Is it inferiority complex ?

Do a survey before you conclude dear

Berlyn1:
So beautiful...... olorun pick up my call

Hello beautiful

Leriebloom:
As in ehn. The thing tire me sef

U set o babe

Am sending your pic right to a factory in Shanghai

midehi2:
Hian! this sex doll of a thing, are they really pleasurable, soft bouncing boobs, moan, respond back during sex, change positions (doggy, cowgirl etc) cos ayam not understanding...if e no be original pussi, d rest na fake jare


They will soon be tired and go back to normal girl

Are u feeling threatened

Harrynight:
to sey dem live in a beautiful haus and a luxury life dem for don die since.... ThisLife


Wish dem a happy more years together!

That should be me

Amen

Macelliot:
because she is actually 17.

And u know this how?


Are u her father?

Dis gurl no dey pass 17?

Dreyk:
It all started when I was 17. Had access to internet and too many Indecency were everywhere on the net. What started out so weird and looked awkward to me ended up being my means of pleasure. Didn't even think of GF coz to me it was stress. I could stroke my organ for a whole day watching Indecency. I really enjoyed it at first and was even taking drugs to delay "release of sperm"
To me it was all fun.

When I got to 20, I decided to try out a GF, but it didn't work out well so I fully went into masturbation and didn't even think of relationship.

When I became 23, I noticed my joystick wasn't getting the 100% erection like it used to but I didn't even bother. Till the day I decided to have sex and my organ couldn't rise, my gf had to give me a Mouth Gig before I got half erection, she wasn't happy, I saw disappointment written all over her face. I had to lie to her that it was coz I was worried about something else and my mind wasn't on her side or the sex.

Christmas night we decided to have another sex but joystick couldn't even rise. I tried force it into her but it fell out all flaccid. Had to use my hand to pleasure her that night again she was worried and the next day she said we've got to talk about it.

I embarrassingly told her nothing to talk about. She is someone I want to marry. Am 28 years now and my mum is already talking about when will I be getting a wife ??

It's beginning to give me nightmare.
Pls doctors in the house ........have I maybe accidentally broken my dick??

Or does it mean I have over used my organ??
Pls is there a cure??

Engage in rigorous exercises like running, abs exercises, it allows blood flow round your body at ease. I bet you after a week or two of these exercises, u'll begin to experience early morning erections. Also, "you are what you eat" shouldn't be taken lightly. Eat mostly vegetables and Fruits and totally avoid sugary products. The body just needs repair, that's all.

Evablizin:



Sorry,i can't.

Na today

Women will say something and do another

zexy2030:
O boy see Lucifer in female skin

Who said lucifer is a male?

Evablizin:


Reading comments.

Me too

I just luv it

DeltaBachelor:
please kindly send it to deltabachelor@gmail.com. Thamks. God bless

Morning bro. Was it sent to you?

QueenSekxy:
you look like Xmas tree.

no offence

There is no need to apologize for what's right

Is there a time that it is safe?

NwaAmaikpe:



Balotteli's sister should have done better for her lineage by choosing a taller sperm donor.

Short father,
Shorter mother....I doubt that child will grow taller than Obafemi Martins.

But if he does,
Then Obafemi has been watering another man's flower.

you are wicked

NwaAmaikpe:


She's fine,
She's fair,
She has piercings;

She probably went for Big Brother Naija auditions.
She'd be back.

savage

makydebbie:
Proudly representing indomie generation.

you look like tummy tummy noodles sef

Is the thief a nairalander too?

where has self respect gone to? must everything be posted online

Please has anyone in Jos been verified?

He probably finished bleeping her n needed some rest

that's my nigga

Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week?

so we should clap for you now abi

I speak sense into your life right now

seunmohmoh:
first

You look like ur dog.... No offense

DanseMacabre:
So na to fvck Iamkashybaby dey hungry you


Na to slap you dey hungry me.

Somebody cannot Bleep in peace again?

China here i come

ikp120:
Instead of me to buy that thing, I go make my own phone.

U no get moni abeg