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opoks,

ehen before the break in transmission,u been dey ask where i get the words"mimosa pudica" and " agerantum conyzoides" from.

my guy na scientific name for some weed dem be dt.

i learnt it in jss 3 when we were compulsorily told to make a weed album.

i remember dt some guys then used it to bamboozle pple because it looked like an 'ogbonge' english word.

e be like say u be prophet.

as i just play play ask 4 fight ehn na hin one person carry come.anywhich way ,christianity no dey encourage make person chop poison so dt peace go reign.

as i have always maitained,let God be my judge

okoroboy,

when i saw your post ,i first laughed and said it would make a lot of sense to ignore u.

but i fall under the category of people who do not suffer fools gladly.

and i am so sorry to say there is more hope for a fool than for u.

i have stated so many times that a fool may be considered wise when he keeps quiet.

from your post it shows so clearly that u have not truly digested the thread the way u ought to before making your contributions.

prior to the arrival of opokonwa on this thread and moreso since his arrival i have never stopped the mantra that a plan B is a necessity.

i do not owe u a duty of stating what my plan B is.

i am a graduate of the university of ibadan and the nigeria law school and i must say with all unequivocality, that though i may not have a first class(and thank God i have never claimed i did)i have one of the best results u will see in your life.

i am sure your application was done for u by a family member because if u did yourself u would realise dt nlng asked for a minimum grade of a 2nd class upper.anybody still left at this stage has at least a 2.1.

in my field which is law,i must say i can hold my own anywhere among my peers.

i have faith in God and i have never hidden dt fact but i have also stated here on this thread dt i have quite a number of options even if nlng ends up not working out.

i got my present job about a month before the end of my youth service based strictly on my results and performance.

i have more achievements dn your miserable soul can ever conceive.

let me tell u ,i know nobody in nlng not even a cleaner and like i told opoks when he came newly to the thread God forbid that my faith in him should be hinged on nlng.

i had thought at first that your problem was ignorance but i think u suffer from an illusion of knowledge.believing u know me and uche and better still God.

there is a need to make a further clarification of your illiterate understanding of the bible verse  which u quoted.

faith without good works.does good work sound to u like the having of a plan B.the bible admonishes us not to have faith alone but to persist in good work like helping people and being generally charitable.

by this our faith would make meaning to non-believers.i dnt understand where a plan B comes into into d picture.even your last post shows that u are more desperate than all of us put together.

much as we all have afundamental right to be stupid(its enshrined in the constitution) we must clarify the boundaries.

different people have different styles of approaching issues.

uche has decided to say nothing to u which i would read as silence being the best answer to a fool.

i have decided to answer u because in law silence, though not in all cases, but in most , is often regarded as acquiscence.

ehen,i have tried joo.let me go back to work.opoks et al later

brotherly love is not the absence of conflict though but the presence of mutual respect and maturity.

pls let me start the next conflict,i am in the mood for a fight,opoks u are a kolo.if u try me ehn i will deal with u .inshort bounce out lets fight.u this mimosa pudica,agerantum conyzoides.come and fight now.

uche ehen na now u and opoks don come.i am so proud of u guys.let brotherly love continue.

opoks,at this moment i cant help but remember this song.

1.with my saviour ever near to guide me,

i am safe whatever may betide me

from the storms and tempests he will hide me,

in the hollow of his hands

2.in His arms of love he doth enfold me

words of life his loving heart hath told me

and i know dt He will love me ever

in the Hollow of His hands.

abeg wetin go be go be.i am fed up with all d nlng gist as if na there life start and end.much as it is a desirable place, would one commit suicide because nlng failed to take him.pls lets just pray and enjoy the thread.as for me and my house,we are enjoying the thread

ok let me give u guys d queens english version


Announcer  (with a barritone voice and speaking slowly and menacingly)

From the stable of Nairaland and kuwena productions comes this block-buster movie  "Fantastic Four"

featuring
Kuwena a.k.a mr. inspirational,
adrianic a.k.a mr fluidity
opokonwa a.k.a. mr controversial and
kenosky a.k.a mr poetic justice

INTRODUCING

Tommyex, Uche and other talented artistes

Directed by Miss Prolific Jill Stone

what does a community do when a project is started?

what happens when an alien visits a once peaceful community?

how is d alien confronted?

how is the confrontation resolved?

find out in this block-buster movie.visit www.nairaland.com for more information

for ur copies visit(he mentions d same address listed in the pidgin english version)

Fantastic Four.d best movie of the century.

GRAB YOUR COPY NOW

i never try?so who will write the script for us?ehen b4 i forget i can help with a typical nigerian soundtrack that tells d whole story in the movie.if u say i should,i am game o

opoks,kuwena and kenosky,

have u guys noticed how many pple have advised us to either make a movie or write a novel about the events on this thread. no be small thing o.na from clap dem dey enter dance.

as for me i would prefer a movie even though i do not know how to write scripts well o.

but i will like to start from the last thing .

i was just imagining how we will advertise d movie on AIT,NTA,SILVERBIRD and other tv stations when its ready.

we will get one pidgin english master and one queen's english master d way its done in nollywood.

i want to prepare in advance.

this is how i think it will go.

Announcer (in a high-pitched voice)

yee yee yee another ogonge film don come again.
na nairaland and kuwena productions carry am come
na miss prolific, jill direct am.
dem call am fantastic four.
na who and who act am?
kuwena Erakpotobor,
Opokonwa Okokobioko,
Adrianic Clinton and Kenosky Chukwuekwelaiheojo.

Introducing

uche ,tommyex and other ogbonge actors.

na wetin happen for this film.
kuwena start project wey everybody like.
na im adrianic con support am.
na so d project dey go until opokonwa con find fault.
as hin talk am ehn,na so serious fight start .
dem fight so tey kenosky and uche con enter.
wetin happen after dem enter,u go see am 4 this correct movie.

if u neva watch this film,u neva start.

na Opokolintin and sons dey market am.
go 124 Pound Road Aba or

Pakistani investments
15 upper iweka road,onitsha, or

Andybest Electronics
24 ebinpejo lane idumota.


Fantastic four!Fantastic Four!.
Fight no dey pay o

GBAM

U SEE WE DON START TO PREPARE FOR THE MOVIE,SMALL SMALL

opoks,

ur write up on the delay by nlng is thought provoking.

i have not failed to ask myself on some occasions what the cause of the delay might be.

i know the last interview held on the 21st of july.i know also dt we were about 464 candidates who had the interviews.

what baffles me most is how come nlng that sorted over 30-40 thousand scripts in 3 weeks can all of a sudden not sort out a mere 464 scripts in 3 months.

are these guys now magicians.

we have tried in our own little ways to proffer excuses on their behalf saying things like"its not easy for them ,there are some really sound guys in the race".even if we be Einstein sef ,the time never reach?

as for me, and i am sure everybody on this thread, we have no option but to wait until they are ready.

but much as we have tried to console ourselves with the thought that nlng has more integrity than allowing themselves sacrifice merit on the altar of mediocrity, one can definitely not rule out ur postulation.

this is nigeria where everything goes.

let them do whatever they choose to do .thank God for plan B.

my great joy comes from the fact that i have found somewhere i can ease off the whole stress,i.e this thread

my greatest joy also comes from the fact that there is no need worrying when one can pray.anything that happens after dt sure has d mark of God on it.abi how una see am

okoroboy,

i made the mistake of not checking the name before i started reading ur post.

i first thot it was the crazy kenosky bt realised another soul was on board.

i particularly liked name okoroboy.men u sabi identify with ur root and i am proud of dt.

my guy welcome.i hope u keep to ur promise of posting constantly because bros we have too many one hit wonders on this thread.

i sometimes feel welcoming them makes them run away.make u dey different o.

nwa nna welcome.nothing mega

pak,
i totally concur with ur write up.

nice one

THE CASE OF OPOKONWA AND UCHE

will the appellant and respondent please rise,

i have as earlier mentioned read the submissions of both counsel in this case .

after a thorough perusal of the judgements of my learned brothers, Justice Tommyex and Justice Kenosky,i am compelled to concur with their highly thought-out and well pondered judgements.

giving any new opinions would be tantamount to flogging a dead horse.both parties are hereby ordered to maintain the peace.

COURTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

oya all of u readers should stand now.i want to go home

kuwena,your post on sunday was something else.if i hadnt attended church ehn,i would have done so online because u not only read the bible but also gave a semi sermon.no be small thing o.

i read ur proposal and in as much as i feel the idea is ingenious i beg to differ a bit.

one of the things dt makes this thread interesting is the fact dt it is entertaining,informative and educating in its own humorous way.

ur idea would make it too academic.

i believe dt any info wanted or needed by anybody concerning nlng can comfortably be found on the net .

uche has been gracious enough to provide some sites we can check and better still we have the nlng site to run to .

all the nlng info i needed for the assessment center, i got from the nlng website.

i can imagine pple coming to the thread to get entertained and informed in a light note and all of a sudden seeing an unhealthily lengthy exposition on nlng that can be found anywhere on the net.

i am not in love with the idea though but i must say i am bound by the decision of the house.

if by a majority it is agreed that we should go ahead,then i am game

i hope we all see what i mean when i say we should post something no matter how short.this guy called skeelo just came and posted a word of encouragement.it may have been short but is half bread not better dn kpof kpof.skeelo,welcome joo.

this nigeria is not only an awkward country but also a very funny one.

would u guys imagine dt the governor of kebbi state(where i had my NYSC) travelled to perform the lesser hajj currently taking place in mecca .but dt is not the gist.

he travelled with all the principal staff in his cabinet.

so the state is virtually at a stand still.

imagine a governor travelling with his deputy,chief of staff,speaker of the house of assembly and indeed all the pple who ought to be in charge of the state in his absence.

meanwhile our own dear servant leader is also in mecca but luckily his deputy is a christian so he is technically in charge of the country.at least we have an acting president.

need i add that the governor of kebbi state is the son-in-law of president yaradua.

and all the guys dt travelled with him will be entitled to estacodes with the governor taking the greatest chunk.

imagine getting paid to pray to ur God.these government officials are something else.

i feel another reason i am happy is the fact that my constituency, the judiciary(which is part of the legal world)discharged itself creditably again last friday.

the Election Tribunal sitting in Kogi state annulled the elections of about five Honorables who 'won' the last elections into some state house of assembly seat and house of reps. seat.

much as we realise d fact that corruption is still a problem in all facets of our national life,the judiciary has made all members of the legal profession proud so far.

i had said after the charade called elections in april that so many of these politicians would be shocked at the surprise waiting for them .

most still lived under the illusion that this was the era of the despot obasanjo and d weakling called Uwais who was former Chief Justice of Nigeria.

the coming of Belgore changed everything and now Justice Kutigi,the current CJN is living up to billing.i am so proud of the guy.

u guys should just brace up for greater surprises especially in dt same Kogi state and Ondo state.Agagu will be given the shock of his life

i woke up on a bright note today.

i still dont know y but i suspect its because two clubs i love did pretty well this weekend.

chelsea finally won its first premiership game under Avram Grant beating Bolton by a goal to nil(they are picking up again after beating valencia away,at least na from clap them dey enter dance) and my beloved Real Madrid is still topping the Spanish La liga.

and as the days go by i also realise we are one day closer to nlng releasing the results whether good or bad.either way my mind is sure to be at rest.

and ehen tommyex b4 u and Kenosky will attack me now,congrats over the victory of ur arsenal boys

but b4 i give my judgement let me let u know dt the nlng prize for literature and science finally held on saturday.

despite the criticisms against inviting Gen. ibrahim babangida as key note speaker,nlng still went ahead and invited him.

d crook came as was expected and started bragging that nobody can intimidate him not even the nobel laureate and not after serving in the nigerian army for 32 years.

though nlng has its fundamental human rights in inviting anybody it wishes to invite,i feel to a large extent public opinion should not be thrown to the dogs.

i dnt feel the company needs all the bad press it has been getting of late especially from the literary community.

we all know dt there are greater and better persons who have contributed to the development of literature in nigeria.

what did IBB do to help the literary world when he was president.

its such a big shame that emphasis is placed on influential pple in ths society even when they do not in anyway serve as role models to the next generation.

i hope nlng does not make this mistake again because as far as i am concerned that is what it is- a mistake

opoks and uche,wetin dey worry una?u guys want to start another war on this thread ehn?u want to disrupt the peace on this thread?i have read d submissions of both learned counsel in toto and i shall give my judgement accordingly .courttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

kenosky,how far.no be lindiwe again,it is now jill.ebere gi na eme m.hope u are having a great weekend my bro

kuwena,just keep the text close.it will be over one day.will hail u when u come again to abj next week

ji opoko,like i said,u are indeed a great man.

jill,sugar pie(kenosky,scratch ur face 4 wall)i hail o

all my peeps,it must be well.

guys,

yesterday was a beautiful day.

after choir practice which was wonderful,i went home and decided to give opoks a big surprise.

so picking up my phone i decided to give him a call.

opoks is a bomb waiting to explode.we spoke for over an hour 30 mins.it was a beautiful period to savour.we shared our hopes and aspirations and indeed our dreams.

and then i new nlng had dynamites invading them soon.with the level of talents on this thread ,they have a new generation coming.

after my discussion with opoks,i understood better why nlng was taking its time.these guys really want the best irrespective of the quota system.

opoks it was really nice talking to u.now i know,u are a great man

opoks,kenosky,kuwena and all other posters.this is just to wish u guys a blessed weekend.

e must better.

keep urselves occupied and nlng will flee to the back of ur minds.

no matter how long it takes,it must be out.

dts what the chinese mean when they say chinchon whu van ku,issh manis ti kpish

opoks,
thank God Mappy has left me alone this friday evening(orapugom aka).Praiseeeeeeeeeeeee the Lord.Alleluia

opoks,

i was originally afraid of posting this evening o.u know its friday evening again and that mappy abi nappy thing usually happens to me on friday evenings.if i see mappy on this post,ehn ehn ehn, i will close nairaland(na beans?)

opoks,i hope by now u would have seen what kuwena was suffering when he was headin this thread.

at a stage out of frustration he lamented.at dt time i am sure it would have looked like "kilo n se bobo yi'(whats wrong with this guy) but u would notice now dt in the last 4 or even more pages only 4 persons have been posting and i can bet my left eye dt there are more dn 4 hopefuls,both those officially welcomed and those dt havent posted before,dt go through this thread on a daily basis.

how i really wish pple who read can at least post too.this thread belongs to all of us.

kuwena and opoks,i must say dt your posts or rather reflections on nlng were really touching.

i must say also that the feeling we are experiencing isnt alien.

at every stage in ones life such thoughts are bound to come.

so we are not out of place getting into such moods.

i am definitely not left out, though i try as much as possible to relegate such feelings to the background immediately they come.

or i delve deeper into my work or better still come to this thread for solace.

the truth is that these guys will never be moved no matter the phone calls we make.

i must even recollect the fact that ehido(when he was a regular poster) told us that the earliest time we are likely to start work with these guys will be january.

i remember us ' binding him in the name of Jesus" basically because we were not interested in anybody telling us anything other dn what our minds were set to believe.

i must be fair to opoks,he had not joined the thread then.

ehido's gist seems to be coming to reality now.i would just advice,if we can,to forget about calling them.

all those who have called have been given the same song'the results are not out for public consumption'.

i dare say that would be the same response even if we have to call now.this is coupled with the fact that we were given an express 'warning' at the assessment centre not to call them.

so guys,whenever dt feeling of depression comes,and i am sure it is bound to once in a while,lets pray.it will go a long way.

as for me,i am enjoying the thread.opokolintin,kuwenosky,kenosky, and all other bros and sis's on this thread, lets keep on posting.it does me and a lot of others a world of good.

by the way where is pgm,abussyaya,jill,and ehido.na wa ooooo

opoks,

another kolo is born.

this pak abi na pakistan is sure to be a crazy fella.

when i saw d 2nd line of his post about having one little gist,i just thot maybe we have 'greater and better indications' coming only for bros to start yarning about his dream.

pak men,welcome to the thread.

more kolos are needed especially at this time.

but can i make a request, next time when u want to dream,just dream for two.

guys,

its 3 days since tommyex gave us the "indication' that the letters are out.

its also been two days since izi-n-bizi gave us  further 'indications' dt d letters are out.

its a friday finally and we have still not received the letters.

so i hope we now understand the need for verifiable sources.

as for me its a friday and i intend using this weekend to get a well deserved rest.

wetin per son go tell hinself if e sick because of nlng.

opoks,

thank u for asking about tolagbaju .

at this stage ehn,the guys info is sure to come in handy.

at least we will be told something like "i spoke to an uncle of mine who is a senior manager at NLNG in the Risks and loans department".

at least dt is an identifiable person.

all these "there are strong indications""i heard" etc na tabloid gist be dt and until we get something to d contrary,like Thomas in the Bible, i refuse to believe

opoks,

which kain JAMB question u dey ask me this hot afternoon.

no be una make me Defence Minister.

i shall defend this thread from all enemies and defend all peeps on this thread (especially d chics) from all things and people worth defending  them from.

abi u wan suspend me for three years like NFA take suspend NFL boss,Oyuiki Obaseki.thank God i have a right of appeal

kenosky,

congratulations on the offer to have ur talent harnessed.

opoks,i am sure d chic is trying to harness kenosky's poetic talents.na the field wey she be guru be dt.

which of ur talent we go harness?

once we identify am,i am sure u will have many offers coming ur way 2

kenosky,

thankk God u are beginning to reveal urself.

i hereby accuse u of having a soft spot for jill.

d way wey u dey take mention her name anyhow has made me suspicious of u.

so dt ur last poem na jill u been dedicate am to ehn.hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm dts good

opoks,

u don see ibi-n-bizi post.

until d letter show,d thing remains in the realm of conjectures.

if e reach our house ,we go know now.abi no be so.