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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Offers N1m For 'poko' Decipherment by adsega(m): 3:56pm On Jul 27, 2012
Her real name self sound like dick and pussy.
So, ''POKO'' i guess will be the sound of her wet pussy undergoing serious grinding, abi? Where is my 1m, Toto?
Literature / Re: Made In Nigeria English by adsega(m): 6:26am On Jul 23, 2012
My body is scratching me. lol

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NYSC / Re: Picture Of Corpers (ladies) Fighting by adsega(m): 5:43pm On Jul 21, 2012
Which state dem dey serve self? If na ogun state, dat shows dat d martial art training introduced by d state govt is intoxicating dem
Health / Re: The More You Sit, The Shorter Your Life Span -study by adsega(m): 4:41pm On Jul 10, 2012
Mr. peter shmitzary, or wharefa ur name is. Una go conduct study, still do naming ceremony for d study. When HiV was discovered to be a benign disease, una introduce ones with quicker death sentences, like, Hepatitis, Ecoli, bird flu, n d likes.
Education / Re: Do you Remember Or Used This? by adsega(m): 5:33am On Jul 07, 2012
O boy!... Reminiscence mode activated ~
NYSC / Re: NYSC Redeploys Corps Members From Troubled States by adsega(m): 2:18pm On Jul 05, 2012
Lolz.... After d training, each CMs shuld be awarded with black belt, then deployed to go and combat BH in a kamikaze attack, wit their heads shaved & dotted wit candle wax... lolz
Health / Re: Doctors To Treat Deafness With Snake Poison by adsega(m): 7:34am On Jul 05, 2012
[quote
author=jude33084]

Python don't have venom, they strangulate their victim till they
suffocate; that is preventing them from getting oxygen tongue[/quote]



Bros na wa o! you just fall the guy hand like that. abeg, try to be benign next time, please.
NYSC / Re: If GEJ Couldnt Go To Yobe, Neither Will I - Corper by adsega(m): 3:41pm On Jul 03, 2012
[quote author=jmaine]

Bros grin , bombs no dey look face tia pesin into shreds cheesy . . . . .

Na so broda. Nobody wants to be blown into smithereens. If GEJ, with his security apparatus could not go there, d corpers fear is justified!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo’s N2 Billion Assault Lawsuit: Court Fixes July 12 For Judgment by adsega(m): 3:23pm On Jul 03, 2012
nobody is above d law. na so some naval officers brutalize a 24yr old lady in lagos, some yrs back. thanx to BRF dat made sure d girl got justice. if d bishop is guilty, HE SHOULD PAY
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo’s N2 Billion Assault Lawsuit: Court Fixes July 12 For Judgment by adsega(m): 3:16pm On Jul 03, 2012
[quote
author=FXKing2012]

So he is only doing it for selfish purpose, not really
for justice. Then who is committing the bigger crime? Is it not the
lawyer?
Why did u cut off the part where I said tens of thousands of children
get slapped in Nigeria everyday. Since when is slapping a child a crime
in Nigeria. Do u want to tell me u have never slapped a child (thatz if u
r in Nigeria)? Corporal punishment is not a crime in Nigeria and it's
used daily by millions of Nigerians.
[/quote]
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Find "God" Particle! by adsega(m): 6:48am On Jul 03, 2012
dis oyinbo people self with their unending quest for acquiring knowledge, i fear go destroy something big in dis earth one day
Family / Re: How Many Of Us Actually Say SORRY To Our Spouse? by adsega(m): 7:33pm On Jul 02, 2012
As for me, I'm always truculent and feisty. sorry for me at times could be too expensive, and i might not be able to afford it on some particular issue.

well sha, i fit say sorry if she no allow me enter d ZANGA.............
Food / Re: Name Any Nigerian Dish And The Tribe It's Associated With by adsega(m): 2:56pm On Jul 02, 2012
ogbono soup from yoruba, for where?!?!! dem no even dey compatible
Food / Re: Name Any Nigerian Dish And The Tribe It's Associated With by adsega(m): 8:02pm On Jul 01, 2012
obe marugbo and pupuru... ilaje grin[color=#000099][/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2012: Spain Vs Italy (4 - 0) On 1st July 2012 by adsega(m): 7:51pm On Jul 01, 2012
codeaddict: Ma main guy-BALOTELLI
d guy get anger problem

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