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Spy360:
OK. Please send me the SW. anyasodoemma@gmail.com

Thanks.

Spy360:
Please what's new on the upgrade software.

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AgentSpoon:
hello gazzuzz, which of this two scenarios would cause more drag on the engine (corolla 03)

1- Driver with AC on
2- Driver with 3 passengers (all adults) with AC off.

thanks in anticipation!

MrOON:
Hi Nls and bright minds,
How do i fix up my Free to air dish and decorder.
I've done all necessary things within my knowledge but I can't get channels yet.

I read that Nigcomsat is best but after i installed my dish and decorder, i couldn't find Nigcomsat in the list to search the channels.
Please can someone help me with a solution.

Are there other satellite i can use in Lagos Nigeria?

My dish is facing East at 45 degrees and aligned. see picture.

There are marks on the lnb but i dont know if they're useful and how it could be aligned. also see picture below so you can assist me.

Thanks in anticipation

Dishtech:
Thank you. But the decoder is not recognizing it.

Dishtech:
Good afternoon all! Pls I need a help for c8 pro+ software urgently pls! Either a link or paulikwes@yahoo.com

HorlarJP:
Ghanaians respecting Traffic laws as if there life depends on it!
A very good sign of how peaceful the country is! And no matter how busy the road is when they hear an ambulance blasting it’s siren they will all make way, for Nigeria na hold up go kill the person , even Danfo drivers go dey drag space with Ambulance...

Well don’t let me think much! E go better

Localordinary:
Here in Ghana, white people come to market to buy stuffs for themselves. They also enter public buses.

confirmedniggae:
Good evenning all.

I have been having this thought of quitting my job to learn driving in order to pick up an UBER or BOLT job but the fear of getting a car on hire purchase is always coming as an hindrance.

I am a family man whose salary of just #85,000 is not even enough to cater for the family .Before the salary even comes in, there are always debts that have been incurred.

Most times,I dont even get up to #20,000 as a result of debts and seriously I am fed up. Infact , I think of suicide sometimes because i am so depressed right now. I have rent of #140,000 hanging on my neck too.

Please will it be wise to quit to learn driving for purpose of commercial driving job?

Microwhy:
What does suicide got to do with your situation Mr Coward..
Think about how to make things work instead of trying to run away..Mr I wan kill myself.

EMEKUSBOY9:
Is another day on my thread again...

But this is going to be a story on a particular subject.... My aim is too write once the borders in ivory coast are opened, but i decided to drop this story while we all wait for the borders to be opened.

Not much to write but just a story on how i "Dodge & pass" an Ivorian lady

Even if some of my stories on how i was flexing in ivory coast are leaving my head, because it has been little bit long since i left ivory coast.

But i almost forgot this story if not for the conversation i had with a friend in ivory coast, and suddenly this story just pumped
my head and i started laughing......

I remember i was going back to ivory coast after a short visit to nigeria my country . I was very fortunate to be in a bus with different people traveling to different countries, also it was so sweet that the two people that sat beside me are husband & wife from my country nigeria traveling to LIBERIA . The journey was so smooth.... And filled with laughter.

We had other Ivorians that are coming back from other French countries also, everywhere was lighting up with gist and laughter, but we the Nigerians stole the show because we are speaking "English and Pidgin" which is totally different from what the rest of them spoke... Suddenly, a girl called VIVIANNE started talking to me... And she was so excited to meet me. I never knew she likes me already.... because at that time i was just taking the whole thing as two stranger's inside a bus ( i no know say my banga go soon ripe)

Back to the husband and wife from Nigeria that seated close to me dat were traveling to LIBERIA.... We had a lot of discussions about businesses, and how is possible for him to relocate from Liberia to ivory coast. He even told me how he would have stayed in ivory coast for a night to continue his journey to LIBERIA tomorow. but he can't, because he came with his wife to LIBERIA. The journey continued to where i have to get down too my destination.. Then we took each others
contact before i get down.... But i never knew, that the Ivorian lady also got down with me in the same " road junction" . ( i believed she did that because of me since i also based in ivory coast) i knew she must have thought i was also heading to LIBERIA with those Nigeria couples, until she find out i also based in ivory coast

While i stood to get a taxi to my place... She asked me where is my place located, i told her and she requested to get the taxi her self that i should not worry she told me where she stays also, but i found out where she stays is very far from my place. i told her but she still insisted i followed her to her house, and too know her place, but God so kind the taxi driver that she stopped to take us to her place advice her that is going to be a long journey for me to follow her then switch to my place from her place. I was carried away by her kind gesture not knowing she was really into me and also possessive to be with me that made me to quickly gave her my number and she was very happy to get my digit, and that is how we left each other that afternoon.

Like i said her name is VIVIANNE.....

She very pretty girl with nice curves but her problem is possessiveness

I got home, and so happy to meet my woman.. And not yet fully settled from the tiredness from my tripe, then i got her beeps or flashing as we call it here in Nigeria

I remember i took my girl brother out for dinner, and also remember my girl did not trust where i went to that night even with her senior brother ( women...)

NOW TO THE MAIN GIST

The next day i called VIVIANNE, and i thanked her for her nice guestures towards me... Then the next thing she said was "when am i coming to see her " i told her the same week i will come and see her. My brethren the time came, and i forgot that i had an appointment with a pretty vivianne. When she called me to know when i will be coming.... then i remembered i had a date with her in her place brethren i learnt never to promise an Ivorian woman I knew what i faced in that girl hands because her calls was on fire whenever i want too receive her calls.... "her calls " almost put me in troubles but thank God my woman was not close by at that time...... I was asking " shey be me and this girl are just friends naaa" i never knew she wanted me badly to the extent of getting me married to her. She is very trickery, and this is really helping her to get what she want, but my greatest surprise is all this while i never felt anything for this lady despite how hot with a big bumbum she has

She uses her " trickery gift" to finally land me in her house she made me feel so pitty for her like she is having big problems that my attention is needed urgently. Before i went to her place she had given me alot pressure and disturbances... I would have stated it here, but long note is not good

What broke the camel back is when i went to her place, and she told me how she likes me and i should start living with her ( what a fu*ck ) . That was not enough, she told me that she is going to Cook whatever i wanted, and also i should never mind washing my clothes....

That moment i told myself " i reject the spirit of greed" my woman has done a lot for me, and why would i want to leave her for another woman ? I will not leave my woman even if she did not help me i wont leave her, because she brings hope and joy to my heart which is enough for any Nigeria man.

After she said everything to me, i acted that all is fine because i knew what a possessive woman could do, but deep down in my heart i knew that was going to be the last time to come to her place. Anyways, to cut the long story short that was how i escaped from setting down very early at ivory coast because is all clear that she wanted me stay with her and marry her.

Thanks guys, i have to postpone the story about a state in ivory coast called " SAN PEDRO " till when the borders are opened

See you guys when the borders are opened



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Xilsbridalhouse:
Have you reported to your bank?

Louislouis:
i need help my friend need a channel that shows porn wth small dish and 4955b decoder

GAZZUZZ:
Your friends are partially correct. It is a 2.2liter engine. With a timing belt that requires replacement every 60,000miles.

InvestinOwerri:
We know your type and you can't educate someone who is far more enlightened than you.
Igbos fought a civil war and lost their commanding height in Nigeria due to a man called Chukwuemeka Nzeogwu who is from that same Delta North! Till tomorrow, other Nigerians still call it Igbo coup of 1966! They said because an Igbo called Chukwuemeka Nzeogwu killed the saduarna of Sokoto, that was why they had to kill every other Igbo living in the North.

But in your crab wisdom, same areas are no longer Igbos?

Did Igbos reject Irabor that he is not Igbo or that it was the turn of SE? Don't you know the difference between ethnicity and geopolitical zones??

You call them Igbos when it suits you and deny they're Igbos when it also suits you.

You can continue decieving yourself.

InvestinOwerri:
The entire Delta North is Igbo speaking with a fraction in central, are you now saying there are no oil wells there? Or you just want to be mischievous?

InvestinOwerri:
You see how you just disgraced yourself?

Imo State and Abia state combined produce far more crude oil than ondo state as shown by this report yet the bigot in you wouldn't allow you to see it.

Imo State earned in excess of 600 million!
Abia State earned over 300 million!

While Ondo earned 700 million yet according to you, 700 is now bigger than 900

Again, Igboland does not end in SE, Igbo areas of Rivers and Delta States also produce much more!!

Afonjas and lies, shame on you people!!

EMEKUSBOY9:
My guy, i hope u are still physically fit because u are going to need that strength in ivory coast

EMEKUSBOY9:
emekaalezie7@gmail.com. my e-mail

Noble1010:
Biss key to yayi TV pls?

lagusboyyy:
Toyota Corolla (03-07)

Tracker should be installed for safety, heaven help those who help themselves.

Louislouis:
haha dis one catch my attention i like reading comments . but i go talk small...... I DON DEY SHAME NOW OOO IMAGINE NEIBORS DEY TAKE ME KNOW WHEN NEPA BRING LIGHT... AND WORSE STILL I NO GET TRAcER MY CHILDREN GO DEY SHOUT 45-50 eh it has come it has gone back . my wife worse i go dey up madam watch for me she go enter toilet go sit down... but still i love doing it .. i stay in my own house so no landlord wahala . my only regret is that i cant stop the addiction one love

johnonuh:
Please I need help, I was driving my Toyota Camry tiny light, and then it stopped firing and was still on, so after a little while it started firing normal but as soon as I added pressure it stopped firing again and at a point the car went off and I kicked it again and it started normal. As it was not firing the car was shooting also, please what do I need to d. Thanks

lovetterrison:
[quote author=adubam post=Have sense

showietee:
Women can kill dreams in that aspect.... my wife’s comment is outta here.

Frontail:
Too much maggi and salt for this Article ! Mind you I dey stay for Plateau 2. Very close to the Nigeria Embassy and My brother dey stay for Zone 4 . while my best friend dey stay for Maccory . and I get shoe shop ( okrika shoes) for Faya ! Na wetin you wan tell me wey I no know for Abidjan

haslaw:
Good morning oga GAZZUZZ and other car gurus in the house.

I have a toyota corolla 2010 and have the following issues.

1) The car has a silencer leakage sound and I had one mechanic look at it and he said it was the outlet manifold gasket he also used the computer on it displayed the following result : C1201

2) The left low beam head light only comes on during the day but goes off at night.

3) The car vibrates a lot wherever I am on high speed and the vibrations increased when I step on the break at speed between 80km./hour to 120km/hoir