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1) NA YOUR FACE BE
THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU
BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY
PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one
idiot walked up to you
as you are about to
take ur wedding pix
with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY
MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone
number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I
DEY USE.
5)I listened to 9 o'clock
news, it
was announced that
the election was
postponed. WHO TOLD
YOU?
Answer: NA ONE
NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY
VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito
coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL
ELEPHANT.
7)Standing in front of a
police station* SHEY NA
POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na
CHURCH....


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Why always naija?

For me angela okorie
She is tall, nice voice, nice smile, act any part, a wife nd a mother

She is damm pretty am in luv wit her ooooh

See weitin dat long tin dey cus!

She dy use d gun as intimacy gadget na!

I pity her she go dy use am 1 day,devil go just touch her,she go shot her kongo! Die dere!

Hmmm nice

Rossikk: Do you realise that Ibinukpabi, the famed and dreaded Igbo god/oracle at Arochukwu, once demanded same of his initiates?

Does that make him the Creator?

it dosent make him a creator! Bside I don't even knw those names u mention,4me it devilish!

plaetton: In other words, there are gods and Yahweh is not god?

yeah they are gods nd Yahweh is not god

They are also angel nd devil

Lemme tel u sumtin:

Yahweh is Yahweh while God is gods/god
Name dosent hv singular nd plural
Eg singular nd plural of Emeka is Emeka
Not like singular nd plural of God is god/gods
And Emeka cn neva change wen used in anoda language,
Eg monifere Emeka" meanin I love u Emeka in yoruba"
And names don't start wit small letters such as "god,gods"

Lastly in Israel nd hebrew language,they r no such tin like 'G','J'. In there alphabet

nne4: may God save us.put pix

lol me 2 dy xpect pics! I fit giv u transport make u go snap am o

[quote author=mz_phummie]Ff@phunmie_adeniyi[/quote]just followed,follow me bak @adufayebola

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]No doubt! Cavani is a world class striker every big team will like to have but the problem is...... He's too expensive!!
I will only sign Messi or Ronaldo for €63 million[/quote]seriously

ooman: if other Gods never existed, Yahweh need not be jealous. The guy is a fraud.

don't speak such way to M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ creator

They gods even in the type of moses! B4 d ten commandment!

So I don't understand wht u sayin sire

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Exactly....... Let's watch and see if he completes the PSG move[/quote]abi na! Bt na big money o! I neva see weitin dy guy dy play slf! Na beta player bt dat money 2 big 4 am

musKeeto: Yahweh, Lie-on Of Judah, Prince of Piss, Hell ShallDie, Hell-toHim.. figment of Father Abraham's imagination..

wrong wrong wrong!!!! U're a wrong fellow! Do not spoil my creator name

musKeeto: And what word should be used then?

You fail to realize how needy Yaweh is... He needs us to survive..

He was so needy he even sacrificed his son so he could connect with you...

Maybe we're Yahweh's GOD, in fact.. we are..

Yahweh nd God r two different name,so mind the way u use it,if u wanna use God use it alone!

ooman: can you be jealous of something that doesn't exist?

what dosent exist??

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Edinson Cavani stands to earn an astronomical
amount of money at PSG. Here’s how his crazy
salary breaks-down...
Cavani will stand to earn a reported €350k a week
at Paris Saint-Germain. Here’s how that huge salary
breaks-down.
Per Year - €18,200,000
Per Month - €1,516,667
Per Week - €350,000
Per Day - €50,000
Per Hour - €2,083.33
Per Minute - €34.72
Per Second - €0.58

YOU MAY CONVERT IT TO NAIRA IF YOU LIKE.[/quote]hmm copied frm billar fm fb fan page

Ah dis kind mo mo

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Pls bcareful Yahweh is no god,Yahweh is Yahweh,he is d creator of heaven nd earth!


Ex20v5 I quote
"You shall not bow down to dem nor serve dem,for I,Yahweh am your Father,am a jealous heavenly Father,'punishing the children for the lawbreaking of the father to the third nd fourth generation of those who hate me"

I guess now u should understand wht he is saying here!


Ex34v14 I quote
"You shall worship no hinder gods(elohim) at all,for Yahweh your Father,who is jealous(of his children),is a jealous Father, 'who is provoked by any gods(elohim).

I guess dis view point has hlp convince u

[quote author=Donalð Genes]what is wrong with twitter.for two weeks plus i am unable to access it from my laptop but have been receiving mails via twitter on my mail box? naw a ..is it that twitter don change their address?[/quote]mayb dy get problem wit der site 4 pc/laptop,I see wey person also complain! E dy go 4 bb

Naija police dy always giv us bad news dan good news

I bliv say na fear of armed robbers make am shoot doz 3guys!

Gun him slf get e own spirit

nancyberry: @ogblaze,would love to here from you

just followed!pls follow me back



Peepz u can still follow me @adufayebola
Wil follow u back asap

debarca2: Am very grateful, the good news is the man is receiving treatment @ladoke Kintola University, Ogbomosho Oyo, funny enough he is a gambler, he woke up today telling someone to go and forecast today's baba ijebu for him.

lol is he ur fada? Cus dat kind of person need 2 b flog by doz aboki's wey dy flog cow reach lag

D list is nt complete witout neymar,ronaldo nd messi,RVP,carzola





Lol

Forgive nd forget
She can do it

WTF
I bliv say she no get parents,cus na only sum orphan 4 naija fit bhav dis way sha!

If I caught my wife wit ma bestieabi?

Well I won't do anytin,cus she just proved to me she is not ready for marriage nd she is not a wife material!

2ndly,my frnd didn't tired her or force her!

If it was rape,I would hv done sumtin 2 him,(I wil also sleep wit his wife lol,na joke o) "I wil jst get him arrested nd stop being frnd 2 him

Kudoz 2 GEJ
D bobo dy try! Bt naija pple no get patient at al

E no knw weitin him go do abt dis mata again den 2 pray.....wey last sum pple pray 4 dis country?
Abi na until him carry gun wear uniform go fight boko b4 sum na peepz go knw say him dey try?