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Jokes EtcRe: ''why Did The Chicken Cross The Road '' by Aduks(f): 8:36am On May 24, 2007
CHRIS OKOTIE
The question strikes to a mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the henfolk for advancing across the broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for JP and hence justifying its subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.




smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Music/RadioRe: Beyonce Copying Shakira by Aduks(f): 4:27pm On May 23, 2007
No one is beefing Beyonce
The pictures said it all
The best is to be your self
Let people like u for who you are
Be original
Be second to none
Be unique in ur own style
It pays!
TV/MoviesRe: Which Movies Made You Cry? by Aduks(f): 2:57pm On May 23, 2007
*PASSION OF CHRIST

** TITANIC
Jokes EtcHow To Stay Young by Aduks(op): 4:41pm On May 22, 2007
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
§ Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.
§ Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches)
§ Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!
§ Enjoy the simple things.
§ Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.
§ The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
§ Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
§ Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
§ Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
§ Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
TV/MoviesRe: Who is your Favorite Nigerian Movie Star? (actor or actress) by Aduks(f): 3:26pm On May 22, 2007
OMOTOLA, STELLA & OGE OKOYE,

TV/MoviesRe: Which Movies Would You Never Get Tired Of Watching? by Aduks(f): 3:09pm On May 22, 2007
*TITANIC
**AIRFORCE ONE
***ODEISEUS [SP]
****I ROBOT
Jokes EtcRe: Share Your Crazy Jokes Here by Aduks(f): 2:27pm On May 22, 2007
Honestly speaking, i have started looking younger than my age cos u guys make me laugh everyday,
nice one,
keep it up.
Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by Aduks(f): 12:31pm On May 22, 2007
Great one!
Jokes EtcRe: Read Wise Quotes By Sam Milla by Aduks(f): 11:39am On May 22, 2007
@Eudora
Boring?
I quess no.
U can only understand these when u are calm and ready to get the meaning, its not a joke that will make u roll on the floor sure, but then, they are wise sayings, its like a proverbial words that can help u if u really understand it.
cheers.
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Your Bad Asses Off - By Razorr! by Aduks(f): 1:06pm On May 19, 2007
You are too much!
Keep it up.
Jokes EtcRe: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by Aduks(f): 11:48am On May 19, 2007
More of this pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Love it

Love u oll
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by Aduks(f): 10:59am On May 19, 2007
@ omo eko

Says who?
Jokes EtcUr Friendship Is The Best by Aduks(op): 5:53pm On May 18, 2007
Friendship

The greatest thing that can ever happen to you is your friend.

Enjoy it,


One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was
carrying all of his books.

I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a
Friday?

He must really be a nerd."

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends
tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so
he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet
from him.

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around
looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks."
They really should get lives.

" He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him
before.

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked
him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious
muscles with this pile of books everyday!

" He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends,

When we were seniors we began to think about college.

Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a
problem.

He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football
scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak Graduation day,
I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!"

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and
smiled.

" Thanks," he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began

"Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those
tough years.

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach, but mostly your
friends,

I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift
you can give them.
I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first
day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to
do it later after his death and was carrying his stuffs home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

"Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable. "

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us
all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

LEARNING POINT: **Never underestimate the power of your actions.

**With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for
worse
.

God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look
for God in others.

Pls copy this and send to ur friends, your actions go a long way in changing others' lives for better or for worse.

Much luv.
Aduks
Jokes EtcAfrican Joke by Aduks(op): 4:56pm On May 17, 2007
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother."
The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!" shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by Aduks(f): 4:12pm On May 17, 2007
Simply no.
Am 6ft, its either we are of the same height or
with inches taller than me.
Jokes EtcDo Not Complain [3] by Aduks(op): 2:40pm On May 16, 2007
CONT FROM 1 & 2,

Jokes EtcDo Not Complain [2] by Aduks(op): 1:00pm On May 16, 2007
, CONT FROM [1]

Jokes EtcDo Not Complain [1] by Aduks(op): 12:38pm On May 16, 2007
DEAR FRIENDS,

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT

COMPLAIN NOT; FOR YOU ARE NEVER SHORT OF GOD'S LOVE. WHATEVER YOUR SITUATION BE THANKFUL FOR THE LIFE IN YOU.

DO NOT COMPLAIN

Jokes EtcPlease Don't Waste Food And Water by Aduks(op): 5:30pm On May 11, 2007
Hi guyz,


Look critically at the attached files, send to ur friends so our friends and all people will thank God for food that they already have.

This is one more reason why we have to thank God for the food that we can have easily.

But in the otherhand, ironicly, we still waste the food that we buy,

I feel very GRATEFUL for what I have today,
We are so lucky! contemplate on this,




"I felt very fortunate to live in this part of the world. I promise I will never waste my food no matter how bad it can taste and how full I may be. I promise not to waste water.



I pray that we will be more sensitive towards the suffering in the world around us and not be blinded by our own selfish nature and interests. I hope this picture will always serve as a reminder to us about how fortunate we are and that we must never ever take things for granted.



Think & look at this, when you complain about your food and the food we waste daily, " MAY ALL BEINGS BE FREE FROM SUFFERING!!!!

Jokes EtcConfessions Of An Ijaw Kid by Aduks(op): 4:31pm On May 10, 2007
Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.


His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Priye was a bit of a
troublemaker.


He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Priye's mother
asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Priye, of course, thought he did.

Priye's mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behavior over the last
year.

"Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you have behaved this
year.





Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for
your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat
down to write God a letter.



Letter 1


Dear God,


I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
>
Your friend,


Priye





Priye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy
this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.





Letter 2


Dear God,


This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you.


Your friend Priye

>



Priye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter
>and started again.





Letter 3
>

Dear God,


>I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike
for my birthday.
>

Priye
>




Priye knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Priye
wrote a fourth letter.





Letter 4


God,


I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will
be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!


Thank you,

Priye





Priye boy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get
him a bike.





Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that
he wanted to go to church. Priye's mother thought her plan had
worked, as Priye looked very sad.


"Just be home in time for dinner," Priye's mother told him.





Priye walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little
Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to
see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of
the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the
church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut
the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Priye began to write his letter to God.





Letter 5


God,


I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!!!!!


The hit man.


Diepriye smiley
Jokes EtcWhen You Divorce Me, Carry Me Out In Your Arms! by Aduks(op): 12:45pm On May 09, 2007
hi guys

         pls squeeze time out of your tight schedules to read this

happy reading.




When You Divorce Me, Carry Me Out in Your Arms


On my wedding day, I carried my wife in my arms. The bridal car stopped in front of our one-room flat. My buddies insisted that I carry her out of the car in my arms. So I carried her into our home. She was then plump and shy. I was a strong and happy bridegroom.

This was the scene ten years ago.

The following days were as simple as a cup of pure water: we had a kid; I went into business and tried to make more money. When the assets were steadily increasing, the affection between us seemed to ebb. She was a civil servant. Every morning we left home together and got home almost at the same time. Our kid was studying in a boarding school.

Our marriage life seemed to be enviably happy. But the calm life was more likely to be affected by unpredictable changes.


Dew came into my life.

It was a sunny day. I stood on a spacious balcony. Dew hugged me from behind. My heart once again was immersed in her stream of love. This was the apartment I bought for her.

Dew said, you are the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs. Her words suddenly reminded me of my wife. When we were just married, my wife said, Men like you, once successful, will be very attractive to girls.

Thinking of this, I became somewhat hesitant. I knew I had betrayed my wife. But I couldn't help doing so.

I moved Dew's hands aside and said you go to select some furniture, O.K.? I've got something to do in the company. Obviously she was unhappy, because I had promised to do it together with her. At the moment, the idea of divorce became clearer in my mind although it used to be something impossible to me.

However, I found it rather difficult to tell my wife about it. No matter how mildly I mentioned it to her, she would be deeply hurt.

Honestly, she was a good wife. Every evening she was busy preparing dinner. I was sitting in front of the TV. The dinner was ready soon. Then we watched TV together. Or, I was lounging before the computer, visualizing Dew's body. This was the means of my entertainment.

One day I said to her in a slightly joking way, suppose we divorce, what will you do? She stared at me for a few seconds without a word. Apparently she believed that divorce was something too far away from her. I couldn't imagine how she would react once she got to know I was serious.

When my wife went to my office, Dew had just stepped out. Almost all the staff looked at my wife with a sympathetic eye and tried to hide something while talking to her. She seemed to have got some hint. She gently smiled at my subordinates. But I read some hurt in her eyes.

Once again, Dew said to me, He Ning, divorce her, O.K.? Then we live together. I nodded. I knew I could not hesitate any more.

When my wife served the last dish, I held her hand. I've got something to tell you, I said. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the serious topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I'm serious. I avoided her question. This so-called answer made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man!

That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer, because my heart had gone to Dew.

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. I felt a pain in my heart. The woman who had been living ten years with me would become a stranger one day. But I could not take back what I had said.

Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer.

Late that night, I came back home after entertaining my clients. I saw her writing something at the table. I fall asleep fast. When I woke up, I found she was still there. I turned over and was asleep again.

She brought up her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but I was supposed to give her one month s time before divorce, and in the month's time we must live as normal a life as possible. Her reason was simple: our son would finish his summer vacation a month later and she didn't want him to see our marriage was broken.

She passed me the agreement she drafted, and then asked me, He Ning, do you still remember how I entered our bridal room on the wedding day? This question suddenly brought back all those wonderful memories to me. I nodded and said, I remember. You carried me in your arms, she continued, so, I have a requirement, that is, you carry me out in your arms on the day when we divorce. From now to the end of this month, you must carry me out from the bedroom to the door every morning.

I accepted with a smile. I knew she missed those sweet days and wished to end her marriage romantically.

I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she does, she has to face the result of divorce, she said scornfully. Her words more or less made me feel uncomfortable.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. We even treated each other as a stranger. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly, Let us start from today, don't tell our son. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for a bus, I drove to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. We were so close that I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this intimate woman carefully for a long time. I found she was not young any more. There were some fine wrinkles on her face.

On the third day, she whispered to me, the outside garden is being demolished. Be careful when you pass there.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I seemed to feel that we were still an intimate couple and I was holding my sweetheart in my arms. The visualization of Dew became vague.

On the fifth and sixth day, she kept reminding me something, such as, where she put the ironed shirts, I should be careful while cooking, etc. I nodded. The sense of intimacy was even stronger. I didn't tell Dew about this.

I felt it was easier to carry her. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger. I said to her, It seems not difficult to carry you now. She was picking her dresses. I was waiting to carry her out. She tried quite a few but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I smiled. But I suddenly realized that it was because she was thinner that I could carry her more easily, not because I was stronger. I knew she had buried all the bitterness in her heart. Again, I felt a sense of pain. Subconsciously I reached out a hand to touch her head.

Our son came in at the moment. Dad, it's time to carry mum out. He said. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had been an essential part of his life. She gestured our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face because I was afraid I would change my mind at the last minute. I held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly, as if we came back to our wedding day. But her much lighter weight made me sad.

On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. She said, actually I hope you will hold me in your arms until we are old.

I held her tightly and said, both you and I didn't notice that our life lacked intimacy.

I jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my decision. I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door. I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I won't divorce. I'm serious.

She looked at me, astonished. Then she touched my forehead. You got no fever. She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I can only say sorry to you, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of life, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I understand that since I carried her into the home, she gave birth to our child, I am supposed to hold her until I am old. So I have to say sorry to you.

Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove to the office.

When I passed the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet for my wife which was her favorite. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until we are old.

LEARNING POINT: *True Love is the greatest of all, LOVE & U'LL BE LOVED.

GOD IS LOVE!!!
RomanceRe: Being Big, Is It A Crime? by Aduks(op): 9:44am On May 09, 2007
@ swiftyfool cheesy cheesy cheesy

Its a pity u can't differentiate between two identities, Tell me how Aduks take resemble SNL. Why not just get out of here and be gone forever.
I'm not nice either. Okay? I can drag this with u till eternity.
I don't need fools attention like u.
Jokes EtcRe: Family [pls Read] by Aduks(op): 4:02pm On May 08, 2007
@pixie
got u .

tanx
Jokes EtcBill Clinton's Visit by Aduks(op): 12:12pm On May 08, 2007
Did you hear this one about Bill Clinton's visit to Nigeria in 1999?
> Enjoy!
>
>
> Bill Clinton came to Nigeria on an official visit. While here, he
was
>discussing with Obasanjo one day on a balcony at Aso Rock. Suddenly,
NEPA
>took off the light all over Abuja . Bill Clinton was annoyed: he
turned to
>Obasanjo and said:
>"I thought you people were making progress in this country. How come
you
>still have power cuts? This is a big disgrace!"
>Obasanjo was ashamed and angry, but couldn't say anything. He just
kept
>fuming throughout the rest of the night and his guest’s stay in
Nigeria.
>
>
> Six months later, Obasanjo went to Washington to return Clinton’s
visit.
>After their discussion, they went to the White House balcony to have
some
>drinks and discuss in a relaxed atmosphere. While they were there,
Obasanjo
>looked around the City (it was night) and was surprised to see an area
that
>was in darkness. There was a power cut in that part of town, he
thought.
>Obasanjo was happy! He shouted to Bill Clinton:
>"You came to my country and insulted me on our power system. Look at
your
>own now? You people also have power cuts here in Washington! Shame on
you!"
>Obasanjo was elated!
>Bill Clinton frowned, looked at the area very well and called one aide
to
>ask him where the area was. The aide whispered in Clinton’s ear which
made
>Clinton to burst into laughter. He was laughing so hard that he began
to
>roll on the ground with tears streaming from his eyes. Obasanjo was
>puzzled. He asked Clinton: "Are you okay?" Clinton finally managed to
stand
>up and pointed to the dark area and said between heavy laughter:
"That's
>the Nigerian Embassy!!!
>
>
RomanceRe: Being Big, Is It A Crime? by Aduks(op): 12:02pm On May 08, 2007
@ swiftycool
U got a big problem, a very big one indeed. U are to read through your posting again and figure out exacly what u meant by trying to get peoples' attention. Meanwhile, i don't need fool's attention like u, that is why u should read thru again and again,to know how u sounded. I threw a topic to the public and was well handled by the wise people of nairaland, av said it b4 and still advising u to go and jump in to Ogunpa river if the picture u saw was ur problem. slowpoke
RomanceRe: Being Big, Is It A Crime? by Aduks(op): 1:26pm On May 07, 2007
@swiftycool
What exactly is the meaning of this? why not create ur thread for people to read instead of punishing ur finger in typing here? If u chose to contribute why not read thru wise posting before u jump in to what u don't know. For ur information the pics in there is me, okay? if u r not happy with it go and jump in to Ogunpa river.
FamilyBeing Good Is Good! by Aduks(op): 12:51pm On May 07, 2007
This may be long, but regardless of the length pls read, its words that will change our thinking and be more careful the
way we treat strangers.


Wishing you a happy reading.

Two traveling angels

Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don't stop at the
feet (You'll see).


Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of
a wealthy family.


The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion's guest room.


Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold
basement.


As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a
hole in the wall and repaired it.


When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied,


"Things aren't always what they seem."


The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very
poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.


After sharing what little food they had the couple let the
angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest.


When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the
farmer and his wife in tears.


Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead
in the field.


The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how
could you have let this happen?


The first man had everything, yet you helped him, he accused.


The second family had little but was willing to share
everything, and you let the cow die.


"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied.


"When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there
was gold stored in that hole in the wall.


Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to
share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."


"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of
death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead.


Things aren't always what they seem."


Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn
out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that
every out
come is always to your advantage. You just might not know it until
some time

later,

Oooo
Some people ( )
come into our lives ) /
and quickly go, ( _/


oooO
( ) Some people
\ ( become friends
\_) and stay awhile,


leaving beautiful Oooo
footprints on our ( )
hearts, ) /
( _/



oooO
( ) and we are
\ ( never
\_) quite the same
because we have
made a good
friend!!


Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!


I think this is special, live and savor every
moment, This is not a dress rehearsal!


(\ /)
( \ __ / )
( \()/ )
( / \ ) TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL
( / \/\) AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU
/ \ SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
( ) SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU



Right Now -


-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.


SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU TO SEND THIS TO THEM

Never take away anyone's hope. That may be all they have.

lotS of love
Aduks
Jokes EtcBeing Good Is Good! by Aduks(op): 12:46pm On May 07, 2007
This may be long, it may not be joke per se, but they are words that will change your mindset
as this is coming to remeber something that BEING GOOD IS GOOD.

Wishing you a happy reading.

Two traveling angels

Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don't stop at the
feet (You'll see).


Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of
a wealthy family.


The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion's guest room.


Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold
basement.


As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a
hole in the wall and repaired it.


When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied,


"Things aren't always what they seem."


The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very
poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.


After sharing what little food they had the couple let the
angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest.


When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the
farmer and his wife in tears.


Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead
in the field.


The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how
could you have let this happen?


The first man had everything, yet you helped him, he accused.


The second family had little but was willing to share
everything, and you let the cow die.


"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied.


"When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there
was gold stored in that hole in the wall.


Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to
share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."


"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of
death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead.


Things aren't always what they seem."


Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn
out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that
every out
come is always to your advantage. You just might not know it until
some time

later,

Oooo
Some people ( )
come into our lives ) /
and quickly go, ( _/


oooO
( ) Some people
\ ( become friends
\_) and stay awhile,


leaving beautiful Oooo
footprints on our ( )
hearts, ) /
( _/



oooO
( ) and we are
\ ( never
\_) quite the same
because we have
made a good
friend!!


Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!


I think this is special, live and savor every
moment, This is not a dress rehearsal!


(\ /)
( \ __ / )
( \()/ )
( / \ ) TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL
( / \/\) AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU
/ \ SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
( ) SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU



Right Now -


-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.



Never take away anyone's hope. That may be all they have.

lots of love
Aduks
Forum GamesRe: The Unending Story by Aduks(f): 12:13pm On May 07, 2007
"Hello, queen how are u?
"I'm fine" she managed to reply
Peter, am sorry, i lied to you, my conscience would not let me rest that's why am calling back to let u know the truth"
"its okay" Peter replies
"Can we see this evening so we could discuss on the problem?" Peter offered
"No problem" she says agreeing to meet Peter at McBurgers on Allen street this evening.
Ok, I look forward to seeing you again,
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Love Ramsey Noah Junior,for The Past 5 Years Now What Can I Do To Let Him Know by Aduks(f): 4:05pm On May 04, 2007
Vicky, it is natural for all to have a favourite amongst the stars, but thinking of marrying Ramsey Noah Jnr is too much. what if he sees you and he doesn't like you? what if you are not his type of girl? I hope u understand what i mean.
Try as much as possible to sweep his tot off ur mind ok? start praying to God to send ur dream man to u ( Ur man could even be more handsome and richer than Ramsey, It is Possible! )

Gd luck

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