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I really want to understand if it is a crime to be big. I can't classify myself to be big but pple says am big since i got heavy bones, even if friends are complaining that i look so lean, i still weigh at least 80kg.
I have embarked on serious excercises that nearly put an end to life for me, but still pple beleive am big as i am and to be attractive to men of nowaday u got to be lepa.

Pls what do i do friends?

The bible is complete. No one should add or substract from it, either king James version or NIV the bible its still the same word of God.
Let us be careful so we won't be misled, i was once told really that KJV, NIV, The Amplified version etc are incomplete bible. The man said Bible was originally written in jew's language and interpreted to english by king James, that King James did not finished the interpretation before his death, while other interpreter continued from where King James stopped like the one Ismael was refering to. The word of God is really complete regardless of the interpreter.

This is my task & yours, let us pray for the peace of Jerusalem, Nigeria is our own Jerusalem let us pray for Her peace.
Bible says, Upon Mount zion there shall be deliverance and holiness &  the house of Jacob shall possess their possession, Its time we rise up and possess what belongs to us as a nation, we can make changes with our prayers.


Shalom!

RELAX WITH THIS

SUBJECT: NIGERIA AIRWAYS

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your
captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria
Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking
off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had
to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos.
Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up
somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we
may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In
fact our safety standards are so high that even
terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since
starting this year over 50% of our passengers have
reached their destination. If our engines are too
noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to
turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and
memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin
biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are
the only airline who can help you find out if there
really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that todayýs in-flight movie
will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the
television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying
right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be
visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke
you see in the cabin is only the early warning system
on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to
catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If, however, we go a
little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic
co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For
those of you who cant find a seatbelt, kindly fasten
your own belt to the arm of your seat and for those
of you who cant find a seat, do not hesitate to get
in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to
fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways

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