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Please how much is it to get mammogram done?

Funny!!

nice jok

I have Blacberry phone for sale but it is simless, whoever is interested will have to configure his or her phone number on it.


any interested person should contact:

Tola
08032693139

Tessy are u in doubt? u can check my profile for details, but i know u very well, i know i have contributed once or twice to ur thread.

u r welcome, same happened to me too, i just signed in after so many months.

once again u r welcome.

this is one of the best joke on nairaland, the best i've ever gotten from Sam milla.

keep it up jare

showbobo:
Shut Up You cock sucker bleeper face, u flea infested pussy bleeping fart, you come guzzling gutter slut infected pube hair on my ass, you shit stain licking, dog rapein, assrrammin, bannana suckin,toilet bowl drinkin, Undies smellin homo pie fcukin peanut eater.GO TO HELL,WE DONT FCUKEN CARE.

showbobo:
Idiot.It would never be meaningful to you because you're dumb and you can't just use the F word without modifying it.I don't want to get banned because of you perverted ding-a-ling.

@ Showbobo
Do u think u need all these? i dont think u do, u r a man lets learn to respect one another, u can read anybody's post if u so desire but not all u must reply to.

@ Naijagurl
I love ur level of maturity displayed but try as much as possible to keep ur personal life personal okay?

U guys are really funny.

U guys are really funny.

The Wooden Bowl

I guarantee you will remember the tale of this Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now.

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table.

But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor."

So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl!

When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, "What are you making?"
Just as sweetly, the boy responded, "Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up." The four-year-old smiled and went back to work .

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.
That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.

On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she
handles four things: a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents,
you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a
"life, "

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.


People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a
friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.!

I've learned that you should do to others what you'll want them to do to you!
I just did.

[/quote][quote author=clemcykul link=topic=80635.msg1525999#msg1525999 date=1190639063]heyy iteun are u a male or a female or a heamophrodite

anyway i don't care what gender u are plz am on bended kneels will u marry me

idid i just ask u that

@Clem

U r such a funny guy.

I actually started smilling before getting to the end of the joke.

Nice one

nice one dude.

Love Story

He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after
her,
while he was so normal, nobody paid
Attention to him.
At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she
was
surprised, but due to being polite, she agreed. They sat in a nice
coffee
Shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she
thought, please; let me go home, suddenly he asked the waiter.
"Would you please give me some salt? [he actually wanted sugar] I'd like to put it in my coffee."
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he
put
the salt in his coffee and drank it.

She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I
was a
little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, and I
could
Feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now
every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood,
think of
my
Hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still
living
there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply
touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can
tell
out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about
home, has
Responsibility of home.
Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her
childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful
beginning of their story.

They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets
all
her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful & homely. He was
such
A good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee that made me talk to him!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess
married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life, And,
every
Time she made coffee for him; she put some salt in the coffee, as she
knew
that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My
dearest,
please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I
said
To you---the salty coffee.
Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time,
actually I
wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change
So I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our
communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but
I
Was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for
anything,
Now I'm dying, I'm afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't
like the
salty coffee, what a strange bad taste, But I have had the salty
Coffee for my whole life!

Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you.
Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can
live
for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my
Whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".
Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her:
what's
the taste of salty coffee?
It's sweet. She replied.

Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2
hear
but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!

Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one
you
Like will leave you for the one they love.
Love and that is when u can be loved

Luv u all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMART G.M.

NICE ONE

My Actions[i][/i]

This might help us if we can take time to read-

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy
his money back
saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then
the little boy
turned to
the old woman ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to
buy this doll,
my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look
around. She
left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this
Christmas. She
was so
sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after
all, and not to
worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her
where she is now.
I have
to give the doll to my Mommy so that she can give it to my sister when
she goes
there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with
God. Daddy
says that
Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could
take the doll
with her
to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell Mommy
not to go yet.
I need her
to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
then told
me "I want Mommy
to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my Mommy
and I wish she
didn't have
to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little
sister." Then
he looked
again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we
checked again, just
in case you
do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough."

I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to
count it. There
was enough
for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank
you God for
giving me enough
money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for
God to make
sure I have
enough money to buy this doll so that Mommy can give it to my sister.
He heard
me!'' "I also
wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my Mommy, but I
didn't dare to
ask God for
too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My Mommy loves
white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my
basket. I finished
my shopping
in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the
little boy out
of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which
mentioned of a drunk
man in a
truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little
girl. The little
girl died
right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family
had to decide
whether to
pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady
would not be
able to
recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter
with the little
boy, I
read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went
to the funeral
home where
the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
last wishes
before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
hand with the
photo of
the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed
forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day,
hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Remember, your action could change ones life for better or for worse

A drunk driver's action destroyed a happy family, sent the leader of tommorow to her early grave,

Watch ur action today as it may make or mar someone's testimony


Learn not to tell the Lord how big the problem is,
tell the problem how Great the Lord is!

Cheers
Aduks

Who needs prayers ?

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"




"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.






My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."




So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"




One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers has been answered!!!!!!!"

[/quote][quote author=ritchboi link=topic=75732.msg1445187#msg1445187 date=1188411224]oh my God,u should b shot 99 times 4 creating this thread.r u fukcin retarded?You need deliverance,urgently

oh boy, my tommy, i can't laugh again o, my belle wan burst

u r very funny dude.

Ralvy, u r forgiven for this one o, next time u create any thread like this, we r going to dance to ritchboi's adv.

This one is really funny,
A bit long though, but i think u gonna like it.
Enjoy,

ONE NIGHT, 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING LATE INTO THE NIGHT AND DIDN'T
STUDY FOR A TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS
DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.

THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A
WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYREOF THEIR CAR BURSTED AND

THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO
CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THE DEAN WAS JUST A NICE PERSON SO HE SAID THAT "YOU CAN WRITE THE RE-TEST
AFTER 3 DAYS." THEY SAID THEY WOULD BE READY BY THAT TIME.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT
THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN
SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.

THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.

THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.

Question 1:

Write down your name,
(2 Marks)

Question 2:

Write the name of the bride and bridegroom of the wedding you
attended
4 days ago?


----------------------------------------------------------------------------

(30 Marks)

Question 3:

What is the type of a car whose tyre
burst?, (20
Marks)


Question 4:

Which tyre

burst?,
(28 Marks)

Question 5:

Who was

driving?,
(20 Marks)

This is a good story and is true, please read it
all the way through until the end! (After the
story, there are some very interesting facts!):

I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have
recently completed my college degree.
The last class I had to take was Sociology.

The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the
qualities that I wish every human being had been
graced with.

Her last project of the term was called, "Smile."

The class was asked to go out and smile at three
people and document their reactions.

I am a very friendly person and always smile at
everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this
would be a piece of cake,
literally.

Soon after we were assigned the project, my
husband, youngest son, and I went out to
McDonald's one crisp March morning.

It was just our way of sharing special playtime
with our son.

We were standing in line, waiting to be served,
when all of a sudden everyone around us began to
back away, and then
even my husband did.

I did not move an inch, an overwhelming feeling
of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to
see why they had moved.

As I turned around I smelled a horrible "dirty
body" smell, and there standing behind me were
two poor homeless men.

As I looked down at the short gentleman, close to
me, he was "smiling".

His beautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's
Light as he searched for acceptance.

He said, "Good day" as he counted the few coins
he had been clutching.

The second man fumbled with his hands as he stood
behind his friend. I realized the second man was
mentally challenged and the blue-eyed gentleman
was his salvation.

I held my tears as I stood there with them.

The young lady at the counter asked him what they
wanted.

He said, "Coffee is all Miss" because that was
all they could afford. (If they wanted to sit in
the restaurant and warm up, they had to buy
something. He just wanted to be warm).

Then I really felt it - the compulsion was so
great I almost reached out and embraced the
little man with the blue eyes.

That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant
were set on me, judging my every action.

I smiled and asked the young lady behind the
counter to give me two more breakfast meals on a
separate tray.

I then walked around the corner to the table that
the men had chosen as a resting spot. I put the
tray on the table and laid my hand on the
blue-eyed gentleman's cold hand.

He looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and
said, "Thank you."

I leaned over, began to pat his hand and said, "I
did not do this for you. God is here working
through me to give you hope."

I started to cry as I walked away to join my
husband and son. When I sat down my husband
smiled at me and said, "That is why God gave you
to me, Honey, to give me hope."

We held hands for a moment and at that time, we
knew that only because of the Grace that we had
been given were we able to give.

We are not church goers, but we are believers.

That day showed me the pure Light of God's sweet
love.

I returned to college, on the last evening of
class, with this story in hand.

I turned in "my project" and the instructor read
it.

Then she looked up at me and said, "Can I share
this?"

I slowly nodded as she got the attention of the
class.

She began to read and that is when I knew that we
as human beings and being part of God share this
need to heal people and to be healed.

In my own way I had touched the people at
McDonald's, my son, instructor, and every soul
that shared the classroom on
the last night I spent as a college student.

I graduated with one of the biggest lessons I
would ever learn:
UNCONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE.

Much love and compassion is sent to each and
every person who may read this and learn how to
LOVE PEOPLE AND USE THINGS - NOT LOVE THINGS AND
USE
PEOPLE.

There is an Angel sent to watch over you.

In order for her to work, you must pass this on
to the people you want watched over.

An Angel wrote:
Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart.

To handle yourself, use your head.

To handle others, use your heart.

God Gives every bird it's food, but He does not
throw it into its nest.

A Box of gold
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
With a secret inside
that has never been told
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
This box is priceless
but as I see
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The treasure inside is
precious to me
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Today I share this
treasure with ALL MY FRIENDS
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It's the treasure of
friendship you've all
given me.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Send this to everyone you
consider a friend!

This is a magic frog.
It will grant you one wish and only one wish,
that is, if you decide to send this to others.
You can wish for anything.

Repeat your wish until you have stopped
scrolling. Make it count!!!!!!

FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE YOU HAVE TO SEND IT
TO:
3 PEOPLE - YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE EVENTUALLY
5 PEOPLE - YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IN 3 MONTHS
10 PEOPLE - YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IN 5 WEEKS
15 PEOPLE - YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IN 1 WEEK

CAN'T WAIT A WEEK
22 PEOPLE - YOUR WISH WILL
COME TRUE IN 1 DAY!!!!!

****** **********R EMEMBER**************
THIS MUST BE SENT OUT THE
DAY YOU READ IT FOR YOU TO GET YOUR
WISH.

PLS PASS IT ON & ON

Hi all,
This is quite something to think abt o!


A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make N100 an hour."
SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow N50?"

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that N50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.

"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the N50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy, I have N100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that N100 worth of your time with someone you love.

And again, remember that If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours.
But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

omg

Hearing Problem

Enjoy,


A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.


Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.


"That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.


He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.


So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"


Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again he gets no response so; He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her.


"Honey, what's for dinner?"


"James, i think you need to see the family doctor, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

[/quote][quote author=mufu link=topic=64935.msg1275363#msg1275363 date=1184001324]Let me hear you say haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

See, i dont reply to a thread like this but i want u to realise how silly this is, can u hear ur self say haaa with ur fingers on the kepboard? try and do something that both u and others will enjoy by putting smile on nairalanders' faces and not just post for ur figure to rise.

@cute-ass
your bro & sis are not bad looking at all.

My add. leyesweet@yahoo.com
we 're going to talk better over there.

Watch it boy, this seems to be too much, u can call baba, of course there are lots of babas adding the picture with this joke isn't funny at all. Be careful o

I hope it's not human that was transformed to dog sha, cos i can't even imagine this let alone seeing it

The perfect husband


There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - "Hello?"



W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

H - "Yes."

W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

H -"What's the price?"

W - "Only $1,000."

H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much, "

W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year,

H - "What price did he quote you?"

W - "Only $65,000, "

H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else,

H -"What?"

W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."

H - "How much are they asking?"

W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover, "

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"

W - "OK, sweetie, Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

H - "Bye, I love you too, "

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to"

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "N1000"

A few weeks later it happened again
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says:" N5000"
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for N6000"
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that, N6000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your "SINS."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: "Dark in here."

The Priest says: "Don't start that again!"


THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE