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Romance / Re: How I Dealt With A Girl Who Try To Friend Zone Me by advanceDNA: 2:27pm On May 07
SocialJustice:
Means she still loves you, swallow your pride and pet her.


U too like woman.....u sound like all these men wey dey worship woman too much

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Romance / Re: Tyrese Gibson's Heart-Wrenching Confession: 'I'm Still Living in Fear of My Ex' by advanceDNA: 1:05pm On May 07
Ever8090:
if i tell you my experience with one ehn...you will be shocked, i just kept the whole gist to myself waiting to see how God is going to react to the whole thing at the end...

Baba...tell us ..make we learn oooo....

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Business / Re: 16 Banking Transactions exempted from The Cyber Security Levy (see full list) by advanceDNA: 12:55pm On May 07
benuejosh:
Something has come for Peter Obi to spew nonsense again. Just wait for like three days and see him kick the whole thing into the bush.

...How many charges do u want to pay on one transaction??


How can some be paying a whole 1000niara to send 200k...and u go still pay transfer charge, account wey receive go still pay stamp duty..

Yet it's obi u want to drag.... Sigh!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Bridge Ugandan Senator, Protazio Begumisa, Repaired For His Constituents by advanceDNA: 10:56am On May 07
Ugandan version of Hélinués be like...

Wood is better for building bridge because it will help those that sell wood....

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Business / Re: Naira To Be Delisted From Crypto P2P Platforms by advanceDNA: 10:52am On May 07
anonymous1759:



Nigerians ain’t sincere , we never own up to our responsibilities that our actions sometimes affects the economy.

We’ve some countries whose population and export ain’t much but their currency is strong.
Those island nations for example.

Our constant demand for dollars and speculation and sabotage can’t be over emphasized.
This action might last for sometime but the government needs to put foot on ground more sabotage will spring up .

Ur government is the one sabotaging u ..
Open ur eyes...did crypto just start??.was crypto not around when Buhari was in power

They stopped paying subsidy..
we buy fuel for 1000naira...
they removed subsidy on electricity, schools, health care, increase tax...
They claim they save trillions every month...
posting bogus figures e and announce foreign investment that translate to nothing to the citizens, yet u never ask where did all the money go

They have filled ur head with lies that u don't deserve any part of ur common wealth

...common subsidy that all nations use to give back to their people..they even tell u its not possible.....y'all now fight urself, blaming online people u can't see for the crashed economy......

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Politics / Re: You Can't Be Hating On The Progress Of Your Country And Still Succeed In Life by advanceDNA: 8:19am On May 07
ShoeGetSize:
What is the "progress" we're hating on?

Is it the fuel scarcity?

Is it the over high cost of living?

Is it the degraded and devalued state of the Naira?

Is it the lack of electricity?

Is it the insecurity (killings, kidnaps, rapes etc)?

Kindly tell us which of these things you want us to stop criticising just because it is embarrassing your criminal drug lord president



Someone that has sold his conscience for 30k is pretending to be patriot......wonders shall never end

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Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 8:09am On May 07
EreluRoz:
Sending youThunder
Yawn!!
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 8:05am On May 07
EreluRoz:
I don't use more than one monika at a time

Lol...u have serious problem....but u don't just know how big it is....
Investment / Re: Central Bank Of Nigeria Introduces Cybersecurity Levy On Electronic Transactions by advanceDNA: 8:03am On May 07
Let ur citizens breathe naaa...they are already finding it hard to survive in ur economy

U collect stamp duty...e no do una....

Still wanna collect another 0.5% of what's left

This government na wah oooo
Politics / Re: You Can't Be Hating On The Progress Of Your Country And Still Succeed In Life by advanceDNA: 7:57am On May 07
helinues:


None of the above

Really....?It's one thing to be patriotic and support ur nation....U are not a patriot...

supporting whoever is leading and his party and whatever bad thing they do is not being patriotic ...

..U support bad leaders, their associates as long as they are APC, and justify all their embezzlement, u never speak out against anything bad they do against ur nation and people....but u think u are the good guy

And u say u are not delusional or sarcastic??

Baba look in the mirror....the thread u open is for you...but u will not see it....all u see is obi...all for what..it little change they pay you....

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Politics / Re: You Can't Be Hating On The Progress Of Your Country And Still Succeed In Life by advanceDNA: 7:42am On May 07
helinues:


What did you see coming? Una evil vindication things?


Wait..are u delusional or being sarcastic??

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Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 7:30am On May 07
EreluRoz:
Thunderfayayou .
Note: you don't have to do me anything before I atakyou. Byeee

Werey... !! How many moniker u get sef

Small time u'll start crying of attack.....
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 10:32pm On May 06
1Sharon:


Well you should have been certain you didn't see comments like that before dismissing my response and make me seem like I don't know what I'm talking about.

Sigh!!
Madam....I still don't get why I'm the one u tackled for something u saw someone else say...
Romance / Re: My Ex by advanceDNA: 10:10pm On May 06
This reminds me of that nairalander that use post food she cooks for her husband...omo the food dey always look like sacrifice they put for T-Junction .....

The plate seff dey fear person
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 10:03pm On May 06
1Sharon:


So you know that other people here were asking for the other side of the story, yet you asked me "who was asking"

U are the one who saw the one person.....I did not......but u rushed at me, who isnt calling asking for the other side of the story


1Sharon:

Why do you assume I have NL PTSD? 😌
like seriously?? Ur comment and it being directed to me, shows your are driven by a completely unrelated premise thats obviously impairing ur thought & response process..


Wait...is this another gender war to you??
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:47pm On May 06
1Sharon:

..

U have serious issues ooooooo...but u don't know... So why ddnt u mention the one person who wanted to here the other side..

....but u came to insult me who wants justice for the woman without hearing the other side........ As nairaland induced PTSD is worrying u...
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:41pm On May 06
motionarena:


You think life is Jason Satham movies

Pple actually get painted red for doing less than this in real life..
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:38pm On May 06
1Sharon:


If na one random woman now, una go ask for other side of the story. Two faced lot.


PTSD is worrying this one...is this story not about a random woman......Who did u see here asking for the other side of the story..?

Werey!!

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Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:33pm On May 06
santaclaws:


Easier said than done... You think vengeance is something you can get just by relying on your rage and anger? If he isn't careful, this case may be the end of his own freedom as well. If he kills the man and investigation points to him, which most likely would happen as there is an issue linking them, he may be sentenced to life imprisonment, if not, they can target his mom and kill her too...

Wisdom and patience are needed in the issue. Best advice is to sue the bastard to court. There is no court that would acquit him since there are witnesses.

Yawn!! U Grammer to much.... Someone matchet ur mama...u dey say easier said than done...

.he already gave me an easy reason
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:32pm On May 06
FreeStuffsNG:
Do not take the laws into your own hands. This is a criminal case and attempted murder, the laws will adequately take care of it.

Yinmu!!
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:32pm On May 06
Afam4eva:

The problem is that in 9 months, the anger that you feel will subside. It's better to act while the anger is still fresh.

...me no fit forget ooooo....u want make Dem know say na me off the guy ??

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Politics / Re: Uchechi Okwu Visits Her Husband, Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Thanks Ifeanyi Ubah by advanceDNA: 3:52pm On May 06
DonroxyII:
E dey worry Old women pass young girls ... Women needed Sex the most at Post Menoupase Than When they were younger ... They even pay Young Dudes to Bang them ... No be Play Bro !

How can sex worry old women more than young girls wey ....wey hormones activity don reduce badly....?? .okay oooo
Family / Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by advanceDNA: 3:00pm On May 06
Sapasenator:
She mistakenly stumbled and fell on an erect dic*k.

It happens lets forgive her.


When Sarcasm came with RPGs and Kalashnikov rifles to a knife fight

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Family / Re: I by advanceDNA: 2:24pm On May 06
Greatday8:
Good day everyone, how do you cope with an unsupportive family? Siblings that you know are doing very fine but anytime you ask them for financial assistance they will ghost you and tell you story

Guy....no dey talk like this....
If u see collect from family......be thankful ....
If u see nothing....don't feel bad...No one owes u jack man.... everyone has their own issues

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Romance / Re: Man Surprises His Two Wives With Their First Cars(photos) by advanceDNA: 1:18pm On May 06
U don't mean it!!!

U mean the gender that never wants to hear the statement "men are polygamous " can actually share one penîs.......??


Fantabulous.....

See ehnnnnn....... U see that gender...they don't really have standards....just get money.

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Crime / Re: Your Opay Account Is Not Safe by advanceDNA: 1:07pm On May 06
SocialJustice:
Na opay fault say you fall mugu? undecided

U too like vawulence grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Uchechi Okwu Visits Her Husband, Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Thanks Ifeanyi Ubah by advanceDNA: 12:46pm On May 06
Adeniyiademola:

If I be Kanu, I no fit dey worry am but what if you are the wife?

Dem be old couples naaaa.....these pple are well over 50...which kind yeye penis she go dey look for every where to disgrace herself...

I nor be woman...so I nor know how sex dey worry old woman of over 50..

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Politics / Re: Uchechi Okwu Visits Her Husband, Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Thanks Ifeanyi Ubah by advanceDNA: 11:21am On May 06
Adeniyiademola:
Sorry for this question guys. Can a woman or the woman wait all long like 4 years ago now without having s*x with her rightful husband? I think Nnamdi Kanu don lose the p*ssy for other men!

So if na u dey captivity for 4 years with threat of death ...na pvssy u go dey worry about??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Terrible Experience Applying For A High Paying Remote Job by advanceDNA: 11:15am On May 06
village pple mark register before the party ended ??.. grin grin grin
Family / Re: Lady Who Secretly Welcomed Baby With Ex Dumps Husband After Sponsoring Her UK by advanceDNA: 7:08am On May 06
set aside £5,000 monthly which he sent to her for her upkeep.


He bought her a car as soon as she landed in uk ....



Gather here if u hissed when u read the the above.....

That's why I said ...all this story with random online pics attached, na fake

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