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Politics / Re: Customs Increases FX Rate For Import Duties To ₦‎1,441/$ by advanceDNA: 3:44pm On May 04
Oya car dealers.....

Used/registered Toyota Camry muscle bought 2017 will now be sold for 9.5 million..


Tokunbo.....15Million

grin
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Fights Every Lady That Talks To Me by advanceDNA: 3:39pm On May 04
FarSide:


Can anyone advise me on how to handle this issue please

From my experience

People that are crazily insecure are either cheating, deep down don't want to experience a taste of their own medicine....

Or have psychological issues from past breakup or abandonment......

Either way....u should thread carefully.....e fit nor end well

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Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by advanceDNA: 1:53pm On May 04
sambright2012:
Your a failure in life, ordinary successful cheating you can not execute it, now tell me what you can successfully do in this life. Idiot man

Hahahahahahaha......

U be werey!!
Crime / Re: Teacher Caught Having Sex With An 11-year-Old Student 2 Months Before Wedding by advanceDNA: 1:47pm On May 04
EreluRoz:
Some nairaland boys wish they were in the young teenager's place. I've read comments like that from them.

I'm sure the boy don't even want her arrested. Men will never report rape they enjoy the sex hence the reason I don't believe in men's rape kos it has no negative effect on them.


You be werey.....now and always.....

Children don't know what they are doing when it comes to sex whether male or female..that's why its wrong......but here u are justifying rape....until it happens to ur son

...u should be flogged with oraimo cord
Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by advanceDNA: 1:43pm On May 04
Omoawoke:


Mods add those pictures when they are moving to front page

Shut the front door!!!

Really?? I guess I learnt something today....
Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by advanceDNA: 1:42pm On May 04
schoolboymatt:


any woman that cheats on her husband should not be given a second chance... send her packing. 😂


So Why do u now think the husband should get second chance..... ??

Nobody should get second chance after cheating...

..second chance be like.."please naa, allow me continue to cheat on u"

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Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by advanceDNA: 1:34pm On May 04
schoolboymatt:
men are polygamous, she will get over it.

Or she will prove women can also fvck multiple dîcks by cheating....and add paternity fraud as jàrà....


This is 2024 ooooo....everybody is polygamous now

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Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by advanceDNA: 1:32pm On May 04
Is it just me....cos once I see stories with random internet pics at attached...I just feel it's a bunch of made up stories

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Romance / Re: What Might Be Her Reason For Ignoring My Calls by advanceDNA: 9:48pm On May 03
Igbofirstson:
There is this girl i had package with though we didn’t date but we knack several times, but why I’m worried is that since she traveled she blocked me on social media and stop responding to my calls we didn’t had any issue before she left , I’m in good terms with her till she traveled , what might be the reason for her action I’m confused angry angry angry

Sometimes , women just wanna chop and clean mouth too....

. No overthink am...

.this is 2024.

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Romance / Re: Gold Digger Alert:men Be Wise Before Dem Use Your Sense by advanceDNA: 8:19pm On May 03
EreluRoz:
love makes some people stupid

They were just stupid all along with insecurity issues....
Romance / Re: Gold Digger Alert:men Be Wise Before Dem Use Your Sense by advanceDNA: 7:42pm On May 03
EreluRoz:
It's your type that falls in love deeply

Werey..!!!.What has falling deeply in love got to do with being stvpîd.....??
People that are stvpîd are just stvpîd or often have insecurity issues that make them want over-do for their partners because fear of not losing them .....it has nothing to do with love.....

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Loses As Appeal Court Rules In Favour Of EFCC by advanceDNA: 7:15pm On May 03
These governors are just too greedy...

The security vote, salary + allowances they collect for 8 years that nobody Torchlight is enough to settle them for life..


.but no...them go must steal the allocation wey masses supposed used hold body..

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Romance / Re: Gold Digger Alert:men Be Wise Before Dem Use Your Sense by advanceDNA: 5:43pm On May 03
never lose guard....

No let anyone manipulate you with love...


. No gree for anybody


Awon werey.....

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Family / Re: At 24 She Already Has 6 Fatherless Children. by advanceDNA: 5:03pm On May 03
idahme:

Irresponsible women looking for responsible men grin no b juju b dat?


Oloshó will be rendering their oloshó service to big boys and suddenly start to feel they deserve those big boyz and men.......
Romance / Re: Violence Is Rubbish. Guys Always Be Forgiving And Kind. by advanceDNA: 4:43pm On May 03
ayjay45:
To anyone reading this. SHUN VIOLENCE

I've had moments in my life were I reacted violently and ended up regretting it.

Let's be kind and loving, the world needs excess of kindness!

The world needs balance...there must be vawulence
Politics / Re: Hardship: Tinubu Adopted Solutions Promised By Peter Obi & Atiku — Shettima by advanceDNA: 4:26pm On May 03
Brendaniel:
So they want to blame Peter Obi for copying wrongly ?...

U cannot shame the shameless..... grin grin

Politicians took the blame game to another level of disgrace... How can u blame ur failures on the opposition for not giving good ideas to copy......

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 4:12pm On May 03
taobany:


The Marketer for this... is so dumb.
reason this can never be sold with such price.
So i want to buy something of this kind... so is this one i will buy with such heartless price.

if you place 20k sef is high talkless of the price tag placed.
Guy, can you ask yourself this question. can i buy this 100k? God will judge you if you don't answer.

Hahahahahahahahaha grin grin

Baba u sabi vex ooooo......

Do u even want the assassin/cocaine dealer seat.?? ..why come dey bother urself over the comedic rice tag .
Romance / Re: My Sugar Daddy Want To Relocate Abroad And Leave Me by advanceDNA: 3:47pm On May 03
EreluRoz:
Stop being quick to call her olosho, the sugar daddy deceived her. Most of these married men are very sweet talkers and if you are not careful you'll fall helplessly in love with them. She made a mistake sha

Lol....Which mistake?? She called him a sugar daddy right from the start....so shes a prostitute, he's a client....nothing more

that's how such relationship ends, she just being entitled

How can be selling ur body for money ...but claim u were deceived....I am not surprised at ur comment....u women mostly the same.. u will open ur eyes to do evil and turn around to claim victim....

Imagine olosho collecting Botox for sex and still get mind to claim victim.... Like I said... Y'all are mostly the same...

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Romance / Re: My Sugar Daddy Want To Relocate Abroad And Leave Me by advanceDNA: 2:55pm On May 03
Werey ..whats wrong with u women and over entitlement

.oloshó dey form love and monogamy with client sugar daddy....

What did u think was going to happen with a sugar daddy?? Will he adopt u ??

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Food / Re: Young Lady In Trouble After Ordering Azul Of 1.3 Million Thinking It Is 1300 by advanceDNA: 1:54pm On May 03
Psych412:
simple....fu*k the club Manager in exchange for payment ...no strees

Sigh!
Romance / Re: Generally, What Is So Special About Marrying A Virgin Girl? by advanceDNA: 7:42am On May 03
Pretenders!! ......It's risk management....... But most women pretend not to understand this...

They will be asking.... u are u are virgin..??..... Mumu....u seff looking for rich man....are rich.?? ...no be risk u seff dey try manage....

We all know virgin is not automatic ticket to blissful marriage...just as a rich man is not a guarantee sapa will not hook u later...broke men become and rich and rich men go broke too.....

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Celebrities / Re: Young Lady Tearfully Narrates How She Got Pregnant Out Of Wedlock by advanceDNA: 7:27am On May 03
Already pregnant at 18...mayb spreading legs way before that age seff...

As in ..una no just care about una life....
Celebrities / Re: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by advanceDNA: 8:56pm On May 02
banks:


When using a grandmother's or grandfather's DNA sample for genetic genealogy,

When u are doing paternity test...any Sample other than the real father and the child in question is an impaired or doctored sample ......it is fraud....

Pple that are related and even unrelated to u can share some similar DNA profile with u....

If it's not as high as 99%... result is a fraud..


Mohbad's body was exhumed for autopsy...his sample is every much available....so nothing like using any other person in the family tree
Politics / Re: 18 States Attracted No Foreign Investment From 2021 -2023 (see List) by advanceDNA: 7:49pm On May 02
Wetin concern agbero with overload....Wetin concern thief with investment?? Lol


Their own is to collect federal government oil and embezzle it along side other stage generated IGR........


Let them run this country as a business...each state to his own operation....states that can no longer stand should merge with state that is functioning well.....

All these collecting from Lagos, port Harcourt and the rest to fund the thieving lifestyle of non performing states should stop ....,

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Politics / Re: Obi Paid Anambra Fire Service 10 Naira Only Hazard Allowance For 8 Years by advanceDNA: 7:39pm On May 02
Y'all deserve the bad leaders u get....

If someone says federal movement should pay a decent amount like 300k ...na una go join mouth supporting the government that's it's not sustainable......but turn around to cheer the thieves using your money to buy just one car official car for 400 million naira

Please oo... collect ur hazard allowance in peace ooo

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Religion / Re: Which God Created Conjoined Twins In His Own Image Again ? by advanceDNA: 7:32pm On May 02
derecho:
Not an alaye...I'm only showing him/her that the question shows he/she doesn't understand what he/she is saying.



Oh...u think he doesn't know what he's saying?
grin grin

My point is ......there is no point.... grin

.a person that opened a thread with the aim of insulting ur faith doesn't deserve explanation. ..its of no use...... U will only arm his canon the more
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:27pm On May 02
Elolam87:
Why are you so desperate?

U want him to go back to tinubu's 1200naira per litre fuel.... Hahahahaha....

He's just trying to buy time....many pple are on the 60 day deadline already and would jump on anything that can buy them small time

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:24pm On May 02
Goddys:


I can refer you to a company that will give you one for £7000 but no guarantee if it is revoked anytime. Your choice...Most companies are under investigation. If you want to gamble it, let me know


Lol.....they still dey charge as high as 7000£ for CoS with no Job that will soon be revoked..?

Nigerians and greed.....

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Religion / Re: Which God Created Conjoined Twins In His Own Image Again ? by advanceDNA: 7:17pm On May 02
derecho:
Anyone reading will think you are a thinker but it shows you are not.
Let me help you a little.
What "image" do you think the Bible mean?

Does it mean replica?
As in if you have a flat nose and your sister has an umbrella nose , the white man has aquiline nose...
So if humans look different, which of them was made in God's "image"?
Whilst you are thinking, does "image" mean form?

The first thing to do is go and understand the meaning of "image" and "likeness".
Secondly, Learn about God.
Clue: He is a Spirit

...all this shalaye for someone that wants to insult ur faith......what's the point?
Food / Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by advanceDNA: 6:49pm On May 02
flipdat:

When i look at ogbono it evokes a feeling of desire, i desire for the slimy texture and the aftertaste. When i look at ewedu it doesn’t evoke any feeling whatsoever.

Sigh..!!! ..before it was aesthetics

so now it's feelings...

Soon ..u will soon shift it to orgasm

Can u see now u don't have point
.

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Politics / Re: Will South East Return Back To Nigeria In 2027 by advanceDNA: 6:37pm On May 02
Una go hate una self for supporting diff candidates, for different religion, for subsidy removal..........still hate una for tribe in the same country...

Una nor dey tire ....

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