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Religion / Re: Is It True The Forbidden Fruit In The Garden Was Sex? (Photo) by advanceDNA: 11:30am On Apr 21
CorperKola:
Most bible scolars agree the story of creation in genesis is not literal but symbolic or metaphoric
So....
Whether they believe it's symbolic or metaphoric.... Here we are...existing....all species.......Either from sexual reproduction or asexual...which must have started from a organism or a pair of organism that must have came to life from a different process
Crime / Re: UK Authorities Arrest Home Office Staff For Selling Residency To Asylum Seeker by advanceDNA: 11:16am On Apr 21
2000 pounds.??.that's definitely a white person


...those pple wey i sabi wella, wey I no wan mention no go ask less than 30,000£...

Ordinary COS seff na 15k....

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Family / Re: Lady Sparks Outrage As She Pierces Her Baby's Nose (Photo) by advanceDNA: 10:05am On Apr 21
Beverlyjean:


Also pierce the nipples to prove a point .... u are definitely not functioning properly ...ndi woke

Nipple piercing ? Lol .what's this one saying
Madam u don't have point.....U just want to insult..and we have seen ur insult ...u can rest now
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dubai: It Is Illegal To Post 'Irresponsible' Pictures Of Storms Online by advanceDNA: 7:30am On Apr 21
It's a natural occurrence for crying out loud....what's the crime there...all these Arab nations and over control of citizens seff
Family / Re: Lady Sparks Outrage As She Pierces Her Baby's Nose (Photo) by advanceDNA: 7:16am On Apr 21
descarado:

Piercing baby noses did not start today. Its actually a cultural thing in some tribes of this world so rest.
Piercing is not painful at that age.

Non of your business.

....its even fvnny that some women are calling this immoral....women that their parents pierced their two ears....some even came with tribal marks wide enough for okada to pass..

The way we create multiple standards ehnnn......its fvnny
Family / Re: Lady Sparks Outrage As She Pierces Her Baby's Nose (Photo) by advanceDNA: 7:08am On Apr 21
Beverlyjean:


And next is the pierce the eyes and tongue... u certainly have no morals

Morals?? So this is now about morals. grin grin ..this is fvnny coming from a person with piercing....since when did nose piercing become a sin, or immoral?? Have u been to the north or seen indians??
...
Like who created these standards on piercing that u are trying to insult me for?? You?? or the leader of cultural practices??

No one came with piercing to this world...that's nature's design...why pierce any child in the first place?? What da heck for??

U parents pierce ur two ears...but u want to call another person's parent immoral for piercing her kid's nose.....

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Family / Re: Lady Sparks Outrage As She Pierces Her Baby's Nose (Photo) by advanceDNA: 6:56am On Apr 21
TrennixGLOBAL:


And you tink you just sounded like an intelligent person.

S.M.H

Sense is very far from you.


I dont get ur point......but I guess u are entitled to ur madness
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by advanceDNA: 8:21pm On Apr 20
Badmashiii:


The literal meaning of "ABOKI" is friend.

"ABOKINA" means my friend.

So it sounds somehow off to just address a stranger as "friend" unless you mean something different grin grin

That's why they pick offense. They knew you are only trying to insult them. But when you use "my friend" they believe you are being genuinely friendly.

Go outside and try using "ABOKINA" the reaction will shock you.

Kk..thanks
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by advanceDNA: 6:55pm On Apr 20
Badmashiii:


I used to mind in the past but not anymore.

Sometimes i pick fun calling my fellow northerners "ABOKI" just for laughs and when they pick offense i immediately apologise in hausa after that they would laugh along with me.

It quite silly how a harmless word is now given a different meaning.

Aboki truly is an insulting term in the south. You should use "ABOKINA" instead and most northerners won't mind.


What's the meaning of abokina
Romance / Re: She's Now Hating Me Because I Respected Her And Didn't Treat Her Like A Slut by advanceDNA: 4:02pm On Apr 20
natedensel:
I lost someone recently and this girl who was an old flame came for the burial, she decided to stay till the next day, she stayed at my place overnight, we stayed up all night talking, catching up and just snuggling on the couch, she's someone I'm very attracted to sexually and physically, there was a time I thought I'd end up with her but it didn't work and we both started dating other people, so I friendzone her like I trust myself that nothing can happen between us even if she's naked, and that's why I didn't tell my girlfriend my old flame was passing the night.

When it's time to sleep she got into her lingerie and hopped on my bed, I got my duvet and spread it on the ground, trust me I'm not simping, she's someone I don't see as a sex object, I respect her and I wouldn't demoralize her for any reason even if she's a stripper, I spread my duvet to sleep on the ground and she had this look of surprise and disappoinment, I didn't care though, she then told me to come to the bed that it's big for three people, I told her goodnight, but she wouldn't sleep, she kept talking to me, asking me questions about my girl, our sex life etc, I told her everything cuz we were that close.

Eventually we all slept and the next morning she started giving me attitude, I won't go into that because it's a long story, I got fed up and asked her what's up, then she told me I am a good guy, and she hate that about me, I was like is that a bad thing? She said most guys would not let her sleep alone last night, that I should have had sex with her, that all the clues were there and I was just not getting it, that she wouldn't be contacting me anymore.

I couldn't say anything because the thought of just having her crossed my mind so many times, what stopped me is the respect I have for her, she's not a cheap slut I can just have sex with but she didn't appreciate my respect, second reason is, I also hold myself in high esteem, playing hard to get is a game two can play afterall we both moved on, third I have a girlfriend for Pete sake, lastly, she fit later say I pressured her into having sex and I have seen what ruin that can do to a man's life, was I wrong to exercise restraint and self control? Now she's hating me so much.

Sometimes ...women just want to chop and clean mouth too.......

..but hey!!! U did the right thing...u ddnt miss anything by controlling urself....na just slimy mucus membrane.....probably smell like rotten fish.....

Imagine she came with pregnancy to trap u..

Guy..she go dey alright...make she vex...

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Family / Re: The Husband Is The Head Of The Family? by advanceDNA: 3:42pm On Apr 20
The vawulence of this thread go madt

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Celebrities / Re: Men Are Asking For DNA Test To Run From Responsibility - Actress Mary Njoku by advanceDNA: 2:08pm On Apr 20
43Ronin:
There are some laboratories that do DNA for EU & America migrations. They are recognized and reputable. One test from them is ok, no need running around.

Don't mind them.....they think say na strip like pregnancy test that can show false positive

Its a percentage of probability test after comparison of profiles....and a person will only be said to be a father at over 99.9% probability and nothing less

And will be excluded as father at 0% probability and nothing higher than that

..thats a test with next to zero room for error...

The problem with some of this women is that they are not sure if their kids belong to their husband because of the multiple sex partners they keep.....so playing victim is their only way out

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by advanceDNA: 1:39pm On Apr 20
Badmashiii:


I'm not in "the rest of the world".

I'm your typical aboki northerner .

Interesting.!!!...so u don't mind the tag aboki

I remember one incident I called one northerner aboki just to say hi when I wanted to buy water melon from him........this nigga wasn't having any of gestures at all....I tried to explain that aboki means my friend.....but he got angry more and said to his friend that was trying to calm him down that we down in the south don't use aboki to mean friend.....but we use it as a derogatory or a mere general tag for any one that's a northerner...

Deep down....I knew he was right......I said sorry...but he ddnt bulge..so I just left him quickly
Family / Re: Lady Sparks Outrage As She Pierces Her Baby's Nose (Photo) by advanceDNA: 12:08pm On Apr 20
We wrote an essay on this issue in secondary school, i.e to what extent should parents make decision for children in their infant/toddlers years

.. ...... no child is born with piercing on the ears or nose, weda male or female. Its not nature's given gender marker but a mere cultural practice

......if boys make the decision on their own...girls should be allowed to do same when they grow...??


That's said ..Most parents pierce their child's ear.... Who made the rules that it must stop at the ears.....y'all accept the ear piercing..but u form another standard for nose piercing

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by advanceDNA: 11:56am On Apr 20
candelahria:
I actually had all these except a vehicle before I got married and it's because I hadn't learnt how to drive yet. You may not believe me but it's the truth.

Why did u think we will not believe u.....??
Romance / Re: Avoid Telling Men Your Age Until... by advanceDNA: 11:37am On Apr 20
Arizoner:
get out. You are just advancedna for nothing. Dunce

Yawn..... !!

I'm not sure I get ur point....but I guess u are entitled to ur madness
Politics / Re: IMF: Why We Asked Nigeria To Remove Fuel Subsidy by advanceDNA: 9:04am On Apr 20
nedu666:
Poor people also benefit from subsidies. If not why are they paying triple the cost of transport. It is not until you own big car before you are a beneficiary of subsidy.

Person wey dey craze.....how can they say it's the rich with big cars that enjoy subsidized services....
Autos / Re: Sweet Deal: Fullest MERCEDES BENZ CLS500 For Sale @5million Last by advanceDNA: 2:00am On Apr 20
2shure:
No mind the idiot. I remember this car when he posted it. He has gone broke. No ome sent him to buy v8,he felt v8 na childs play. Im damn sure the interior seats are faded and torn,the engine is almost gone. Why would any sane person oven
ake a naija used car id rathwr touch up the paint or do a minor spray than oven bake. No be even c280,na one outdated cls. Hand don meet am.hahahaha.5m kor ,6m ni.at most 1.2m or 1.5m sef.the guy na thief and na rust go end that cls scrap. Not even v6.na v8.hahahaha

I reminded someone of something called depreciation when he was trying to justify selling a car he bought for 1.5M in 2016 for a staggering 4.2M.......and he started to insult me.......he too went to oven bake..that's what they all they do now....

Their car don't depreciate at all over the years ..metal & engine..no wear and tear??


....na landed property??

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Autos / Re: 2005 Big Daddy @2.2m Fast Finger by advanceDNA: 9:13pm On Apr 19
Romance / Re: My Sister Dating EFCC Guy: Could He Have Been Monitoring Her Phone? by advanceDNA: 8:55pm On Apr 19
HopeSpencer:
This guy has shown overtime that he is so much in love with my sister. But once he joined EFCC as a high ranking officer, cadet course, he's now always picking up fight with my sister saying she's cheating.


They will be alright....



Btw....Abeg give us his number..Incase we want to harass somebody wey dey fvck up vindictive style, as e dey hot... grin grin

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Romance / Re: Virgin Slander? by advanceDNA: 8:52pm On Apr 19
Women always support each others' bad behavior. They will find justification and blame men for any of their dirty behavior from fvcking around in marriage to paternity fraud, and even prostîtution

But once virgin is involved....hian!!! They will drag her ehnnn........All becos una don lose una own virginity for SS2 …....


#Women helping women....... spits!!!

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Autos / Re: 2005 Big Daddy @2.2m Fast Finger by advanceDNA: 8:27pm On Apr 19
Nobody factors depreciation when selling used cars....they all hide behind the dollar....


If this one had come with a good paint job .....they would have advertised it for 3.9M

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by advanceDNA: 8:16pm On Apr 19
Tranquility2345:


Fighting fighting and fighting. That’s all you know. I can now see why you are single at 43. Na wa o..

Una too get bad mouth for nairaland.....Una go don make this girl regret say she reveal her age online......
Nairaland / General / Re: Random Pictures by advanceDNA: 8:05pm On Apr 19
Fish cakes??

This fish thingy again ??

Nairaland / General / Re: Random Pictures by advanceDNA: 8:03pm On Apr 19
Double standard on beast mode

Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by advanceDNA: 6:40pm On Apr 19
G00dharddick:



He asked you a simple question, you are screaming spot on?

grin cheesy grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by advanceDNA: 6:36pm On Apr 19
Jewessgratitud3:
A counter thread but your specs are so unrealistic and ridiculous.

What lady will be rich and educated and still remain a humble virgin? Will you men allow her? You're living in lalaland Please snap out of it!

Oh....it's men that don't allow u remain virgins
So it's not ur decision to spread legs.... grin grin

I'm always enjoying when u women blame men for every decision you make.....

The one that makes me laugh the most is prostitititíon and paternity fraud......

Did men also prevent u from being rich ?? grin grin.

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by advanceDNA: 6:31pm On Apr 19
Geez!! The vawulence on this page has a rating of 300 megatons



Me likey... grin grin

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Romance / Re: "This Is Our Husband" - 4 Beautiful Wives Proudly Flaunt Their Husband (video) by advanceDNA: 2:14pm On Apr 19
Impossible..!!!..the gender that hates hearing men say they are polygamous is sharing one penîs ....

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 10:28am On Apr 19
Omoapena:


Exactly, I really don't know how people will use something for years and still want to sell higher than when they got it, it doesn't make any sense coz that stuff have depreciated and in fact, the person buying it might not even enjoy it for a while. So why sell at current value cox you feel price have gone up...

Why do you want to replace it with new one if you feel itz still serving same purpose of the new one. Many used things in Nigeria are always put up for sale coz of one problem or the other, hardly will you see someone wants to sell off something that still functions very well...

The guy is just greedy...and His follow up comment is even worse than being greedy.....he's a horrible human being

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Mocks Yahaya Bello After He Was Declared Wanted By EFCC (Video) by advanceDNA: 9:48am On Apr 19
Coolsperm:
Lol, when Yoruba Muslims were cherring and praising Yahaya Bello despite his evil doings, I know there will be problem, but why do Yoruba Muslims support bad and Evil leaders, why?

As long as he's a Muslim.....u must not go against ur leaders....even if he's raping and cutting ur heads

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