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NYSC / Re: I Finally Bought A Motorcycle From My NYSC Savings by advanceDNA: 9:57pm On Apr 26
JayDuke:
thanks for the criticisms.
But I already mapped out how to make that 1m monthly, it's a matter of time

No mind that guy....he wants to be courageous like u, but he dey form.......as if something is wrong l with applying for white collar jobs and havig a side business....

He nor know say delivery for higher purchase na 30-35k per week if u decide not to ride the streets yourself....before u know it u dont get more bikes, start logistics company ...

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NYSC / Re: I Finally Bought A Motorcycle From My NYSC Savings by advanceDNA: 7:24pm On Apr 26
JayDuke:
no be new bike, it's actually second hand bike but clean one

I know man.....new bike na 1Million.....

So..even used bike na money...so u try mehn

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NYSC / Re: I Finally Bought A Motorcycle From My NYSC Savings by advanceDNA: 7:20pm On Apr 26
Bike ?? From alawi?? Bike don cost ooooo

U must be a very focused man.....


Remain focused.....no lose guard

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Crime / Re: American School Contacts EFCC To Return $760,000 In Yahaya Bello’s Children’s by advanceDNA: 7:06pm On Apr 26
Wait.....So he can't use his own money to pay his children's school fees.....??


When we say embezzlement is why we are hear...they will say we are haters.....

This is just one person oooo
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by advanceDNA: 4:45pm On Apr 26
BadMaster:

Don't you see that you are senseless with this statement? How can you lose what you never had in the first place? You mean Mohbad's father should pretend that the boy is his grandson just so his legacy can continue? Don't you think that is stupidity?

Hahahahahaha....

That's how impotent men think....
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by advanceDNA: 4:22pm On Apr 26
ivandragon:
The lady is not 100% certain that the child is for Moe which can only mean she was playing away matches while with Moe.

They all play away match. That's why their body dey always hot once they mention DNA

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by advanceDNA: 4:13pm On Apr 26
yommen:


He shouldn't ascertain if the boy is his grandson or not? I understand you can accept a bastard as your son na

Lol.......

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Romance / Re: What Do You Have To Say About This Young Man Demands by advanceDNA: 4:08pm On Apr 26
The guy isn't asking for much, considering all he claims to have (he looks like the irregular speedometer)


It's the ukwu for me.. grin grin

.The nigga even has specific size range..

.46-50 inches... ;


..now that's a lotta àss.... cool

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Romance / Re: Mother Of Three Finds Out Husband Faked His Death, Remarries In America by advanceDNA: 1:24am On Apr 26
Lies...
Lies
Lies
24/7 lies

Fake story......
Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by advanceDNA: 10:16pm On Apr 25
Jamiubond009:
grin Na different marking scheme dem suppose use for men for heaven.


Lol...... Baba....u no go die young

U shall fulfill ur days.....

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Career / Re: "She's Feeling Frustrated Because Of Her Supervisor's Behavior." by advanceDNA: 10:11pm On Apr 25
@Thermidehby ..... U have not said much really about what the boss did apart from gossips
..why is she listening to his gossips....?? money loss for vault?? She should do her job and go home

One thing is common with work places that are usually short staffed.... Anyone that calls in sick regular is like the black sheep of the team because it will make others work more

.....those fvnny supervisors always trying to make it look like they are not putting their best or not being considerate when they go to the hospital for any small thing.......

.u will hear something like...nobody is fine ooo" we are all managing and using drugs and trying to be at work"

Madam, it's nothing personal.....it's just their way of trying to make staffs do more....

Again...She should do her job....and go home.
. If she sick and cannot work for real......she should go to the hospital with proof.......

But the thing is... if she's falling sick and going to the hospital every time for everything... leaving the team hanging....no one will like her...not just her boss...even her team members that have to do her job when she's not around...

U nor dey work for 3 months ....maybe plus annual leave....making 4 months...plus closing earlier than every body for another 3 months... yet u still dey fall sick dey go hospital every time, dey miss work....yet u want make ur supervisor they pamper u..because he has a wife or mother at home.....(i dont know why u women like to play this card, ......sounds like cheap blackmail to me)
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by advanceDNA: 9:34pm On Apr 25
RickyJesus:

It was shameful to read, common to put 1 and 2 together come be like rocket science.

Mayb they are just kidding around
Romance / Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Bleep Someone After You Guys Just Broke Up by advanceDNA: 3:58pm On Apr 25
Bradford111:

Yes but it was too fast this was a girl I disflowered

Nigga ...u funny....


That should tell you say.....After u disflower am.... na be only u dey enter the place
Romance / Re: Dear IMPOTENT MEN That Wants To Marry A Single Lady, This Is 4 U by advanceDNA: 3:47pm On Apr 25
muyico:
Rich? Dis 1 nah gold digger

Economy is hard.....
When u are now lazy....this is not a bad strategy to avoid paying bills.........afterall...she has numerous exes to service her... It's a win win...


Where is nlfpmod seff.....come and help this madam get her impotent rich man

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Sports / Re: Bet9ja Confirms N3m As Settlement For Lukman by advanceDNA: 2:50pm On Apr 25
Terrahawk:
I was a manager at a betting shop in the u.k. this is very easy to do by the cashier as you will be alerted of a huge win so as to prepare to pay the customer. You just have to copy the bet. Pass it to an accomplice to claim the winnings. Easy. Those of you that bet regularly should know. Betting is a fools game. You will always lose in the long run.

Well should the real customer now pay for such breach......??

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Sports / Re: Bet9ja Confirms N3m As Settlement For Lukman by advanceDNA: 2:49pm On Apr 25
If he ddnt sign any document ...he should get his money in full...

Betnaija they crazzee...how can they create a system that has such loop hole and expect customer to pay for such breach

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Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by advanceDNA: 12:29pm On Apr 25
AfahaAbia:


They are many women that age who are virgins

grin grin grin

One....u seff know say u just dey cap or just assuming what u don't know.....

And u know because u ddnt do any survey...
Neither did u confirm what u are saying.....
Autos / Re: 2009 Ex Honda Accord 2009 In Pristine Condition For Sale by advanceDNA: 11:55am On Apr 25
Jodesky:
ILLUSIONS

Lol...... The more u look....the .....
Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by advanceDNA: 11:52am On Apr 25
AfahaAbia:
It's better you marry a matured virgin like from 27 years than those 20 to 23

Virgin?? From 27 year old ??

Guy ...it's like u nor know how street be lately


...Lol......

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Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by advanceDNA: 11:49am On Apr 25
Israel be like.... "U say wetiiiinnnnnn"


That babe don give am psychological issues

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Romance / Re: Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Want To Date Or Marry Their Age Mates? by advanceDNA: 11:41am On Apr 25
Sapasenator:


Most ladies mature beyond their age mate.

What about you, are you dating your age mate?

Mature beyond their age mate?? grin grin ...Women that behave like children ...never want to be responsible for anything

They are just greedy and look for things most of their age mates won't or cant give them..

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Romance / Re: Enugu Bride Price Akwunanaw - Is Too Expensive by advanceDNA: 9:44am On Apr 25
shortgun:
I am only replying your post because you seem confused and lost.
Are there no elders in your family who will guide you on this journey?


That list given to you by the girls family is to measure your maturity level and not a test of wealth. The way you are fidgeting about the items on the list doesn't portray a man who is matured enough for marriage. Anyways, I hope you the pass marriage list test.
I won't say more than this



Mayb the family u married from...it's just a test of maturity...

..in most families it is exploitation, an opportunity to milk a young man because that opportunity will never come again......I have seen where a groom was told to paint their family house and do some renovations apart from other list items..just because the nigga came from belgium...

It's so bad sometimes...that if something on the list is not provided even after negotiating it, ,the cash value is forcefully taken on the day of the engagement.otherwise the wedding will not go on....

I have seen where something that was never on the list was used to hold the marriage ceremony down....one idiot brother inlaw came out saying when the father inlaw traveled abroad, he was the one caring for my brothers wife... that my brother has to pay him 100k before the ceremony will continue....we thought it was a joke until the wèrèy changed it for us
.....very distasteful ..and they were all smiling like what they were doing was nice.. spits
Celebrities / Re: 2face Daughter Isabella Says That Nigerians Don't Understand Her Parents Love by advanceDNA: 5:09am On Apr 25
Its like this one does not know how the cruel world is.................already lamenting about strangers' perception of her family/personal life



......Nigerians love your father either way...he has paid his dues...


Go and pay ur own dues first....

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Why Can't EFCC Arrest Tinubu Like Other Yahoo Boys? by advanceDNA: 5:00am On Apr 25
He has always been a hustler....he just change sides..

.. politicians and their associates are only loyal to where the next cheque is coming from..

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Family / Re: Divorce Is Bad But Murder Whether Physical Or Emotional Is Worse. by advanceDNA: 4:54am On Apr 25
Yawn!! .

Una too dey like use paracetamol for these women headache...everybody will be alright las las..weda married, single, or divorced....


So all these painting worst case scenario about a divorced woman is not needed...






After all, there are simps everywhere to always pick up the pieces ... grin cool

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Romance / Re: Be Mindful Of What You’re About To Post On Social Media by advanceDNA: 7:52am On Apr 24
Rexymania:
As much as I hated what she posted... Her fiance is not matured enough to handle a marriage. He should have investigated before breaking up. Who does that. You can't compare a 23 year old me and my 30, it's different man.

He's immature for being careful??

What investigation would u have done??

30 year old u could even be worst than 23 year old you...so u don't really have a point on the age issue

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Politics / Re: Emefiele Printed ₦‎684.5 Million With ₦‎18.9 Billion - EFCC Says In Fresh Charge by advanceDNA: 7:33am On Apr 24
malali:
EMEFIELE NEVER ACTED ALONE !

WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF OVERSIGHT OF THE CBN !

WAS EMEFIELE TAKING ORDERS FROM AUSTRALIA OR JAPAN !

WHO WERE THE CULPABLE STATE ACTORS BEHIND EMEFIELE'S GROSS CORRUPTION !

Off ur mic.....
They will call u obidient for this statement...
Romance / Re: Be Mindful Of What You’re About To Post On Social Media by advanceDNA: 6:00pm On Apr 23
Yawn!!!!!!!!


She go dey alright......another bankroller will come her way....that won't even mind she's a Gold digger.....

And if she doesn't get another rich man

She can as well remain single ......... Yawn!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Spoils His Wife, Chioma, With Wads Of Dollar Bills Ahead Of Her Birthday by advanceDNA: 3:54pm On Apr 23
tiswell:
Chioma is not a happy woman,forget all these drama by david

....weda a man is faithful or not.....na soft life and plenty money from the man the brain of a woman interprets as love, care, and happiness

I mean..these women happily live in polygamous home where they share penis with their co-wives in thx next room.....

So how u think choima is sad or depressed because of flings she only hears about online is fvnny...

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Romance / Re: Avoid Giving Girls Money, Many Of Them Don't Like It by advanceDNA: 6:39am On Apr 23
Silentgroper:
Aunty rose would have your head on a spike for this blasphemy

Lol......
Family / Re: I Need An Advice!!! by advanceDNA: 2:31pm On Apr 22
Pius4luv2023:
my girlfriend family to be sending money to me , pls I need an mature advice.

How did they move from scolding u for not checking in their daughter to send ur account number......I'm not understanding....

That said .....Collecting money from ur to be- inlaws is the monster of all see finish....na set up for embarrassment ane insult

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