Crime › Re: Reporters Interview Kidnappers Arrested In Ogun State Forest (Video by advanceDNA: 2:51pm On Jun 02 |
Muyiwaipere: I knew it was not just Fulani ...the Indigene of those villages by the expressway are involved, because if you aren't used to that area, it won't be easy to navigate that forest Is there any forest Fulani are not used to?? They walk around with their cows all over Nigeria … tgey know your forest better than you |
Romance › Re: How Can I Walk Away From My Toxic Relationship? by advanceDNA: 2:48pm On Jun 02 |
To overcome an addiction, you need another addiction |
Agriculture › Re: Can Figs Grow In Nigeria? (picture) by advanceDNA: 8:14am On May 26 |
Onegai: I think apples grow up North o, because they have all types of berries and even Chinese vegetables (cold weather plants). Im talking about the ones grown in other location |
Romance › Re: Men Now Doing Hookup Too? Man Caught Negotiating Price For A One Night Stand by advanceDNA: 10:45pm On May 25 |
Lies….lies …...:24/7 ..Lies..
Naija wom£n are too broke, stingy, and too entitled to pay for sex…. U sleep with a naija babe… u are automatically owing her money, wig, phone, birthday bash, and even bride price if she sees you as marriage material |
Politics › Re: The #1 Reason Some People Are Against Peter Obi by advanceDNA: 5:42pm On May 25 |
Ofodirinwa: I have realized, through hearing them speak, that many bigots are against Obi because they know he will perform well, and are afraid that Igbos will then feel proud of this. They are aware Tinubu is inept and a failure, but the worst Tinubu does the more afraid they are of an Obi because he will do better than their tribesman. Especially when compared to Tinubu's performance. Meaning, there are people who would rather ruin their lives through inept government and assure they don't gain employment if it means they can be safe in the tribal ego fight that only exists in their head.
If you don't know the effect of tribalism on nigerians, here is a case. lol…… Only the pple benefiting from one person/govt are against another…..nothing personal…. thats how Nigerian political loyalty/terrain works… And by the way…. No president will perform well in Nigeria… the system is rigged for every president to fail…. It’s a system designed to feed the luxury lifestyle of the 3 arms of govt, impoverish Nigerians, and please specific groups….Its the same cycle every 4 years…. |
Agriculture › Re: Can Figs Grow In Nigeria? (picture) by advanceDNA: 5:32pm On May 25 |
Mariangeles: Farmers in the house, can figs be successfully grown in Nigeria's kind of climate? Especially, around the southern part of Nigeria.
Cc: Nlfpmod Will definitely grow…. But Nigerian soil content and the environment cannot guarantee that what will come out will look exactly like the picture or even taste like it …. Have u tried planting apple in Nigeria?? The outcome is one of nature’s hilarious moves |
Romance › Re: Lady In Tears As Her Ex-Boyfriend Gets Married by advanceDNA: 4:48pm On May 25 |
FriendsAndFans: That's exactly ladies do to men without remorse Normal vvitchcraft behaviour..:;; If u ask her now… shes not crying because she loves him oooo…. Shes crying because he has moved on to better things while shes still single ….thats why they like inviting their numerous exes that to their big weddings A woman will not want you… but will want you to still give her attention so she can brag with her herself and her friends that she has your button… |
Business › Re: The Dishonesty And Fraudulence Of My Bank by advanceDNA: 8:36am On May 25 |
Deximuz84: If you don't want to use their bank again why not just forget the account and it will automatically go dormant instead of all this plenty talk lol….: he thought going there will make them beg him to retain his account….. |
Business › Re: The Dishonesty And Fraudulence Of My Bank by advanceDNA: 8:35am On May 25 |
Splendour99: GTBank is one of the worst banks, if not the worst bank in this country. With its so-called architectural masterpiece buildings that appear beautiful outwards, they are like whitewashed tombs full of dead men's bones. Beatiful on the outside. Rotten on the inside.
After clearing the negative balances in two of my accounts, I left 444 in my first savings account for them to nil off whatever else I may be owing (according to them), including the 0.04 dollars. Yet, they charged me SMS charges for January 2026 for my second savings account that I have not used in over two years.
GTB, I may be insignificant, but I pray the authorities see this and investigate.
...to be continued. Guy calm down ….: The bank has not offended u U dont have money in ur account yet u want the bank to bend the rules and adjust programmed system for you ?? Is that witchcraft or u are just very entitled ?? |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Tinubu Clinches APC Ticket With 10.9 Million Votes At Nationwide Prima by advanceDNA: 7:34pm On May 24 |
budaatum: That's more votes than he got at the last election! Lol |
Romance › Re: I Cleaned My Girlfriend’s House And Instantly Wanted To Break Up ( Part 2) by advanceDNA: 7:27pm On May 24*. Modified: 10:45pm On May 24 |
lol….lol Hollywood romcom .. |
Culture › Re: Wodaabe Tribe: African Tribe Where Men Wear Make-up To Attract Women (Video) by advanceDNA: 2:49pm On May 18 |
faithfull18: They look like masquerades, it will be interesting to watch😁 lol….. someone said you women only see the true picture of what you do or say until you see men do same…. Last party i attended in December… masquerades everywhere !!! especially when the heat started melting the makeups …. Its was a horrible sight.. |
Celebrities › Re: Ladies Rush To Take Photos With Chike Amid Cheating Saga (Video) by advanceDNA: 2:38pm On May 18 |
PrimadonnaO: They're called Princes of territories. Territorial spirits.
Think Prince of Persia. The Spirit of Babylon. These are some named ones.
People who interact with the spirit realm are conscious of these things.
These principalities write spiritual codes and guard demonic agendas. Undiscerning people, and those without the fear of God are the easiest preys. They come under anything... from sexual dysfunction, to marital collapses, to bad parenting, and lewd entertainment to debauchery to materialism etc etc
This is why the bible tells us that we wrestle not against flesh & blood but against principalities and spiritual wickedness in high places.
But a generation is blind, and not seeking light. Someone must have recruited new princes of territories …… . As in ….I know a whole lot of pple are not living highly holy lives….but since when did we get to the point of openly celebrating dirty sexual behaviour as if someone won an award for something impressive |
Celebrities › Re: Ladies Rush To Take Photos With Chike Amid Cheating Saga (Video) by advanceDNA: 12:38pm On May 18 |
There are invincible established laws in the atmosphere that determines the acceptable standards of human behaviour
One of the principality that wrote the laws governing Nigeria is very strong, lustful, sexually destructive and on a very evil mission !!! |
Politics › Re: The Opposition Have Been Wasting Their Time Attacking Tinubu by advanceDNA: 11:50am On May 18 |
helinues: Oya present evidence to back up your claim or STFU My claim ? Thats literally ur comment this morning… U have amnesia?? U dont even remember ur own comment |
Family › Re: How Men Are Unknowingly Pushing Their Wives To Cheat by advanceDNA: 8:03am On May 18 |
WatchYourSix: ur spouse is not to blame for pushing you…. U just lack sexual discipline
If u marriage is not working make it work or get out..:: but Yall just want to eat your cake and still have it Hahahahahahaha!! See sliding back tackle… |
Politics › Re: The Opposition Have Been Wasting Their Time Attacking Tinubu by advanceDNA: 7:20am On May 18 |
U label everyone expecting result as attackers of the president and justify the poor state of the country with necessary suffering….. may God forgive you.. |
Romance › Re: Every Woman Dating A Struggling Man Has A Timeframe (True Or False?) by advanceDNA: 8:36pm On May 12 |
MrNice04: hmmm but why would they do that?? I think it’s a bigger psychological flex for them when a man is paying all their bills and buying all they want than them doing it all by themselves…… I confirmed this when I see women literally lie to their fellow women that boyfriend or husband bought things they purchased with their own money… |
Romance › Re: Every Woman Dating A Struggling Man Has A Timeframe (True Or False?) by advanceDNA: 7:33am On May 12 |
segsman: You too try to be rich when you come back to this world so that you won't have to depend on the man you married.
You should be an help meet not a chop mate 😜 lol…. Ask a woman to pick btw a truck load of money and a man with a truck load of money……the latter wins 95% of the time |
Romance › Re: Every Woman Dating A Struggling Man Has A Timeframe (True Or False?) by advanceDNA: 7:32am On May 12 |
fattprince: I know this that's why the last time my smallie came over, we talked extensively on this and I had to instinctively give myself a timeline. I gave 12 months and a 10 million in my account as the target and told her she can leave guilty free if I don't meet this target. But I know she will stay even if I meet 2 million and an apartment of our own. God Abeg oooo!! Which kind talk be this.. … she should leave if u dont make 10Million?? … . U be marketer?? Is it a marketing job that u need to meet sales target for her?? Why Una Dey give women too much leverage in relationships ?? … thats why they down play ur sacrifices, the risks your took, your hard work and say its because they are in ur life u made it…. |
Romance › Re: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by advanceDNA: 12:41pm On May 11 |
Harddiskng: You don’t understand sarcasm.
If Op himself can see all red, he is still coming here to ask us what should be done. Oh u are the PRO of the lady?? |
Romance › Re: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by advanceDNA: 8:22pm On May 10 |
NotOfThisWorld: It's a different story if she had told you the truth herself: that not only is she not a virgin but that she has been pregnant before and has further had an abortion, but to have someone else tell you, hmmm. Had you not received the anonymous message, that's how you would go into the marriage, not knowing you were being deceived. She also lied when you confronted her. Idk what else to say. Just go ahead with the marriage. Good luck. After pointing out all the red flags, u still went with a contrary advice … Im curious, do tell why that was ur final advice ?? I mean, what did u based the advice on?? Is this a solidarity for your gender ?? Or some kinda putting yourself in her shoes thing?? I mean why in the flying fvck would u push your fellow human into the pit..?? |
Romance › Re: The Virginity Question - A Truth Most Men Are Afraid To Discuss by advanceDNA: 5:01pm On May 05 |
flokii: Nothing is guaranteed my friend.. That you married a virgin doesn't mean she can't turn to a loose h0e later in marriage. Many so called virgins are cheating on their husbands as we speak, so chill.
The most important is character.. it's what makes a person. Virgin without character is a ticking time bomb, be wise. Virgin without character?? What does this even mean? I have never heard you pple say tall without character, or brilliant without character, or kind without character, gentle without character, but the moment they mention virgin yall start painting a horrible woman. For crying out loud, sexual discipline is already one of the good character to look out for in a human being, whether man or woman …. Yeah.. no one is perfect…pple can sometimes have one or two character flaws…But trying to paint a picture of a horrible women when sexual discipline is mentioned is just a lame attempt at downplaying the importance …….m |
Islam › Re: Description Of Allah From The Quran, Hadiths , Tasfir And Sirats* by advanceDNA: 3:02pm On Apr 28 |
BlackfireX: Bismil-Aabi wal-Ibni war-Ruuhil-Qudus
Good day to Everyone I will implore you all to open your eyes and minds to decipher the truth for yourselves
It is one thing to make a claim another thing is to present the evidence, anyone can claim whatever buy proof is the difference, I can claim to be the president of Nigeria but without evidence it is a LIE, deception, cover up, incoherent
Now the reason I started this lecture on this topic is to show evidences against a very agelong verbatim of muslims that ALLAH dosent look like nothing among his creation, that is He is not his creation, He is above all nor can he be compared to anything-------Hope you get the claim Now
As a Muslim you are taught this you even parroted it -------THAT ALLAH IS NOT IN HIS CREATION OR ANYTHING LIKE HIS CREATION, HE IS ABOVE ALL
BUT.... if I show you from the islamic sources like Al Quran kareem Hadiths Tasfirs and SIRaT(biography of Qutham known as Muhammad)
That it is all a lie and infact the opposite is what is portrayed Don’t waste your time….they will only see u as islamophobic… Their religion thrive on lies and violence against those who believes otherwise.. and thats why they threaten those who doubt and see these lies with death … |
Politics › Re: FG Bans Importation Of Paracetamol, Metronidazole, Other Medicines In New Policy by advanceDNA: 12:27pm On Apr 20 |
symbianDON: In the same way, they should also ban importation of Toyota Landcruiser and Toyota Hilux Hahahahahahahaha… u sabi them….. They will never pass those kinda laws that will stop what they want |
Politics › Re: FG Bans Importation Of Paracetamol, Metronidazole, Other Medicines In New Policy by advanceDNA: 12:24pm On Apr 20 |
Rice episode about to happen all over again….
Flagyl and paracetamol about to be fvcking expensive because local pharma about to take advantage of the situation |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nurse Branded A Risk For Refusing To Use Paedophile Pronouns Wins Settlement by advanceDNA: 12:08am On Apr 20 |
Tinyemeka: Shamima Begum.
Funny enough, if she had been allowed in, she'd start claiming benefits for herself and the kids born of terrorist fathers. Benefit is even the least of the issues …. The real problem is that she will come and start terrorist network converting other young pple… because someone like that will be seen as a tough babe that went to isis camp and came back like a boss.. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nurse Branded A Risk For Refusing To Use Paedophile Pronouns Wins Settlement by advanceDNA: 4:01pm On Apr 19*. Modified: 12:12am On Apr 20 |
WatchYourSix: Autonomous govt bodies need to know when turn off their engines…. Why would u even harass a hardworking nurse over something as stvpid as upholding the pronoun of child molester….
Thats how some stvpid immigration rights agency are fighting to allow Shamima Begum re-entry into the UK after leaving the country to join ISIS in Syria I remember reading that case… . The uk govt was trying to protect its citizen by denying entry to a confirmed ISIS back into the uk …. Some useless agencies that are also UK citizens were quoting international law to bring her back…i mean.. I never see such witchcraft before… They first argued that she was a 15, a minor when she left so ddnt know what she was doing…. Uk govt ddnt bite as they have convicted many minors as adult for serious offences… They shifted goal post and started quoting laws that shes a uk citizen and cant be denied right to enter her country… ..the govt countered again by stripping her off her citizenship… the werey pple quoted another law that no country’s govt has the right de-state a person because no human must be rendered stateless .. unfortunately for the her… her parents were Bangladesh immigrants, so uk govt kukuma hide under the fact that shes Bangladesh by blood and can claim Bangladesh citizenship therefore not technically stateless .. hahahahahahaha!! The werey is currently stateless in one IDP camp btw turkey and Syria with two kids born to dead ISIS terrorist |
Romance › Re: She Said Celibacy Until Marriage Then This Happens by advanceDNA: 3:42pm On Apr 19 |
bmd1010: Imagine the beauty u want, says she is scared you will leave her after sex cause men are scum , but you decide you want to prove her wrong .
Shes nice homely and down to earth You did trad and white wedding , kept your promise and so she kept hers too.
Now shes laying down naked fast as asleep while your mind is running wide.
Two rounds you had to do two rounds on ur wedding night, just to confirm it.
Her puci is very wide, worst sex you have ever had, i mean so wide you didn't even know you were in.
Whats your next step in the morning ? Pele… the surprise could have been much worse though.. like being a transgender …Hahahahahaha!!! Shebi Una nor gree wise?? Women wey nor be virgin Dey whine u with celibacy… as in … ?? Has repentant terrorist not taught u any lesson?? |
Romance › Re: Is It Appropriate To Help My Married Ex? by advanceDNA: 7:12am On Apr 18*. Modified: 7:40am On Apr 18 |
Toolegit123: Good day my Nairaland fam.
Please,matured minds in the house,is it a good thing for a man to help his ex girlfriend who's now married, financially. She used to be someone whom I loved so dearly in the past but unfortunately,she broke up with me immediately she met someone who was already asking her hand in marriage. It's been over 3 years since she got married and I made sure I cut every bit of communication between us. Out of the blue,I don't know who gave her my number. She called me,and apologized for what she did to me. Even before she could ask for my help,I already knew her husband wasn't financially buoyant like I thought. She said she wants to open a provision store ,cuz immediately after they got married,they relocated to Lagos. And she asked for my assistance.
So,I don't know if it's appropriate at all to help her, considering how she left me emotionally stranded when I needed her the most in my life. Tho I've completely moved on with my life,but receiving a call from her brought back a whole lot of memories.
Please,my fellow Nairalanders, reason with me. Should I help her out? She still has ur mumu button…She knows it She just wants to exploit your old feelings just because she can…..nothing more….. a woman will not want you.. bur still enjoy the feeling that u want her and that she can use you anytime
Dont be naive.. It will not end with provision shop… u will pay for restocking the shop every 3 months, she will call u for junior and jelili’s school fees…..
Dont be used.. Waka far…. Very far.. |
Romance › Re: How My Girlfriend Melted My Heart by advanceDNA: 9:00am On Apr 11 |
bigpicture001: What looks to u like stupidity is so clearly a plan by God..
When he wanted to use a well cordinated judge to free the Jews.. he send Joseph.. and in ur mind from the beginning, his brothers that sold him are so so wicked.. abi? So his brothers are not wicked?? |
Romance › Re: I Will Never Check Any Girls Phone In My Life Again by advanceDNA: 2:15pm On Apr 09 |
3nity7: so by monitoring her that will stop her from cheating abi? If you can't trust the person then it's the wrong person. Where you meet the person matter and like you said the streets, so if you met on the streets then they belong in the street. na small question I ask u….if u nor fit answer just say so…. And btw ….i dont mean street in a bad way, everyone u ddnt meet in your father house i.e not family… you technically met them on the street i.e out there |