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Romance / Re: Why Are So Many Women So Bad At Having Sex? by advanceDNA: 6:08pm On May 02
Na Entitlement dey cause am.....

U are the man..it's ur duty to give me
Give me money
Give me love
Give me pleasure
House
Car
Sleep

Yet they ask u what else do u want when u leave because they've given u all u ever want and need in life

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Food / Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by advanceDNA: 6:00pm On May 02
Climax11:



Ewedu

Many of u mentioning ewedu will now sit down and eat okra or ogbolo.,...no be vegetable wey dey draw draw them be

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Crime / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Toheeb Eniafe Shot Dead Over Argument At Petrol Station In Lagos by advanceDNA: 5:57pm On May 02
An avoidable tragedy.......Nigga just lost his life over nothing..

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Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 12:24pm On May 02
Bintabisiriyu2:

I FEAR YOU!!

U nor fear the person wey matchet person mama like this??...,na me wey cancel him Christmas u dey fear....

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Romance / Re: Any Woman Who Is Not A Virgin On Her Wedding Night Will Be Stoned To Death! by advanceDNA: 12:23pm On May 02
Daejumong:

Was this law , Moses’ personal idea to subjugate and dehumanise women! Was he trying to make women less powerful after seeing the power they wielded in Egypt?


Please Enlighten us...which power did women have in Egypt.....??

.madam........the old days was a period of generally strict laws ...everyone knows this.....yet you are trying to paint a biased picture.....

...there is a law that commands both man and woman to be stoned to death for sexual immorality....Deuteronomy 22:22 ...abi u never see this from same old testament??


There is a law that forces men to marry the lady he slept with after dating to marry her but wants to back out (this is not a case of her hoeing around) , in fact he must never divorce her ..Deuteronomy 22:28-29


In those days, u can't toast and fvck someone's daughter and go scot free without marriage...because most women marry as a virgin in those days....and if for some reason she's not a virginthe husband to be would have been notified and the bride price adjusted accordingly.....

The law u mentioned above is a woman who is deceptively trying to present herself as a virgin to her husband.....like i said women marry has non virgins in those days too..but they tell their husband and the family....it's not something he would find out on the wedding night after price has been paid for a virgin woman...

.in those ancient times...it's considered a disgrace on her family and a crime against the husband and his family....the matter is almost like paternity fraud..... grin grin

Trying to accuse Moses of something is absurd...im not saying he's perfect anyways...but some of those laws were established by Moses based on the people's behaviour and demands ....remember Jesus saying in the new testament, for example the law on divorce was established because of the evil heart of the people and not God's original will on marriage...

Perhaps, make them nor go kill their wives just because of their selfish heart to marry a younger one...Moses established a divorce platform and certificate...

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Abuse: EFCC, Cubana Chief Priest To Settle Out Of Court by advanceDNA: 11:08am On May 02
chatinent:


Nah.

It's just good to have money.

It was a weak case right from the start
Celebrities / Re: Naira Abuse: EFCC, Cubana Chief Priest To Settle Out Of Court by advanceDNA: 11:07am On May 02
FreeStuffsNG:

Smh. There's no smokescreen anywhere.

I believe that by now, he must have realized how serious the case is. His case is a criminal case , it's not civil case o. The court doesn't operate on the social media.

He may or may not likely do plea bargaining for light jail sentencing after he pleads guilty.

May God bless Nigeria for ever!Check my signature for free stuffs!

U are saying nonsense with pride..and it's nauseating.........

.if any prosecution team has hard evidence that hold the accused in the jugular they will go for a trial and get a conviction

....they wont settle out of court, especially when one person had earlier received a maximum sentence for same offence...

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Romance / Re: Women Are Lesbians By Default Settings by advanceDNA: 7:43am On May 02
Flamemignon1:

Oh shut up. I know you are obsessed with me and you are dying to experiment because I have never seen a straight man so obsessed with gay men. Just come,I will take it slow,I promise I won't rape you

Sigh!!
Romance / Re: Women Are Lesbians By Default Settings by advanceDNA: 7:39am On May 02
Flamemignon1:

Come on,stop pretending. I Know you are curious to experiment badly,just come.....let me make you cum on the beat

Another lies ur LGBT textbook feed u with that everyone wants to be like you.....I mean....what is there to be pretending about?? How it makes sense to you to stick ur penis inside a sac of shit in the name of pleasure is the height of absurdity.....

.. how ur fellow man excites u sexually is a mystery I find nauseating whenever I see ur topics online...it's like u guys just do anything that comes to ur mind for pleasure.... Even animals lower in the evolutionary ladder are not that crazy

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Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 12:12am On May 02
Arrest??
Somebody wey i go wait for patiently, e go don forget....before I cancel him last Christmas

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Autos / Re: Lincoln Navigator For Sale by advanceDNA: 10:41pm On May 01
Navigator??

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Celebrities / Re: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by advanceDNA: 10:34pm On May 01
Basicend:
Why secretly? You mean with a conspired doctor / testing center?

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She's not sure....all these modern women are never really sure who the father of their baby is because of their spreading legs everywhere, hence the secret testing so they can have confidence to boldly go for the test the father is demanding

or they should run the matter street with a good cover up..

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Celebrities / Re: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by advanceDNA: 10:29pm On May 01
Antoeni:
If the first DNA test turns out be 90%+ mobhad, she wouldn't have gone for the second one. She is a suspect

Anything less than 99% probability isn't considered a positive link btw Father and progeny...unless the lab is a fraud....

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Romance / Re: Women Are Lesbians By Default Settings by advanceDNA: 10:08pm On May 01
Flamemignon1:

Men are always shirtless with only boxers around each other too

Stop saying nonsense that doesn't equate ... A shirtless man is not same with a shirtless woman..
...if u want to use ur LGBT logic as usual...tell ur female and male friends to walk topless into a mall or school and see who will be arrested for indecent exposure
Romance / Re: Women Are Lesbians By Default Settings by advanceDNA: 10:01pm On May 01
Flamemignon1:

Come,let me show you how we gays do the bolded

Trying to form spoke person for ur fellow crazies?? U are not even a woman..so how does this this concern u....?

Oh wait....I forget...u guys are so confused u could wake up today as a woman....but hey u still have a penis so u still can't relate to the scissors move
Education / Re: What Course Can 179 Study UTME by advanceDNA: 9:06pm On May 01
Shebi u see how this country be??.....do better course oooo if u intend to work with certificate ooooo......

But hey!!.....some pple will still come and tell u Bills gate and na drop out grin ....so enjoy yourself either way
Travel / Re: Is Tlscontact Address The Same As UK Visa Application Centre by advanceDNA: 8:08pm On May 01
just4dem:
Thanks. Is it correct to use this,"The British High Commission,11 Walter Carrington Crescent, Victoria Island, Lagos."?

Why u dey repeat the same question in a different way naaa??
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:58pm On May 01
splendorian:


It said that the application is not straightforward.

I earlier submitted a Police Character certificate upon their request and then I got the email later

If u are sure the email is not asking for anything....then don't do anything.....
Properties / Re: Why Do People Behave Very Wicked Like This by advanceDNA: 7:57pm On May 01
illicit:
There's something called 'Gentle Reminder'


Gentle reminder na for office settings.....

D guy is trying to be smart....he cannot say it skipped his mind when he's seeing light and the guy that paid for him

@ Gbadugbakun ........ initiate vawulence sharp sharp.......... the guy doesn't want to pay......

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Romance / Re: He Is Looking For A God-fearing Wife by advanceDNA: 7:43pm On May 01
Sp1ritHusband:


4 body count is manageable. people do change and I will understand.

It's not possible....how can u be looking for adhewo with 42DD with 4 body count....as u dey find am na so others dey rush am.....u can't find such girl..... will just be deceiving urself...

The least u will see is 15-20counts.....and that's even decent for this our current generation

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Travel / Re: Is Tlscontact Address The Same As UK Visa Application Centre by advanceDNA: 7:39pm On May 01
just4dem:
Please, i am confused. Which address should i use on the supporting letter for uk visitor's visa application? I'm applying via Lagos office. Someone should pls help?

Address of the UK embassy (UKVI) u are applying to in VI or Ikeja
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:16pm On May 01
splendorian:
I got an NSF email concerning my wife’s visa… who knows what it implies?

Na u see the email.....it will either say u should send something....or nothing
Romance / Re: If Christians Don’t Watch Porn, How Will They Learn How To Have Sex?” by advanceDNA: 6:57pm On May 01
Oh noo...mó dé jíya lórí awon yiii ooo
..see somebody that we sent to school

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Education / Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by advanceDNA: 6:46pm On May 01
javascript1901:


How you know
To conclude
The guy fit dey drill ha

O jà ràrà
Politics / Re: Joe Ajaero: FG’s 35% Pay Rise Mischievous — Living Wage Should Be N615k by advanceDNA: 2:23pm On May 01
popes001:
No doubt wages and salaries should be reviewed, upscaled, and upgraded but 615k is not only going to drive up inflation, but locally cripple the value of the naira which is our national identity. The federal government is in-between the rock and the hard place as it is with this topic. The natural solution for this may be to 1)Drive down prices of goods and services (even if it has to subsidize grains such as rice, beans , maize etc).
2) start giving out incentives and cash award to civil servants and artisans to mitigate the effect of this hardship
3) Adequate security and mechanized incentives for farmers everywhere.

U pple are funny......let them negotiate and bring it to a reasonable figure..... u pple have become so used to being tortured and cheated by ur leaders that the sound of anything decent is automatically not deserving and sustainable to you....

But all our money in the pockets few corrupt leaders hands will not cause inflation bah!!

Everybody is not civil servant in Nigeria ...minimum wage is only paid to government workers ......u pple should stop saying paying a decent salary to ur brothers, sisters, or fathers will cause problems....

What's is causing problem is one person having 3pieces of 300 million naira car, receiving news paper allowance, and hardship allowance, and all many of dirty allowances.....
Politics / Re: Joe Ajaero: FG’s 35% Pay Rise Mischievous — Living Wage Should Be N615k by advanceDNA: 2:06pm On May 01
Floky215:


It's not good to pay civil servants 615K but good for politicians to steal funds in trillions...!!

Many Nigerians are wired to be mumu truly...!!

The money is there to pay...!!! The politicians are just simply stealing it on an industrial scale...!!


Baba u will not die young...

.... Nigerians will keep giving reasons why they don't deserve small small subsidies and decent minimum wage from their own common wealth ....

but justify why their corrupt leaders should drive 300 million naira vehicles ....

Very dirty set of people.!!!!.....we truly deserve the leaders we have

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Romance / Re: Women Are Lesbians By Default Settings by advanceDNA: 1:08pm On May 01
Susily:


What does scissorsing entail?

Baba....U dey ask me??.....How am I supposed to know.....I guess its two women jamming their thighs and vagina...the thought of it seff is weird

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Spotted Rocking Chioma On Her Birthday In Jamaica (video, Picture) by advanceDNA: 11:33am On May 01
..... and they said she's not happy....

U'd be surprised what the brain of most women process as happiness


Regina Daniels wey dey legally share penis seff dey happy die...

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Romance / Re: Relationships With Nigerian Men Are Filled With Wahala - UK Lady Narrates by advanceDNA: 11:26am On May 01
iwaeda:


Those feminists defending, will realise many women prefer toxic relationship, to one without spice. grin grin grin grin grin

Even the one up there saying she wants peace will tell u she wants a God fearing man with a yahoo boyz and 420 vibes...

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Romance / Re: Relationships With Nigerian Men Are Filled With Wahala - UK Lady Narrates by advanceDNA: 11:22am On May 01
JOACHINpedro:

The content ain't what you expected? tongue

She ddnt see that coming..

The plot twisted real quick

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Education / Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by advanceDNA: 10:57am On May 01
ClassicNairan:


You said he has been friendzoned, How do you friend zone someone that is not interested in you in the first place?

Yes naaaa
Celebrities / Re: Lady Makes Strong Allegations Against Nollywood Actor Yemi Solade by advanceDNA: 10:12am On May 01
Amotolongbo:
I meant it could have been another person impersonating the accused

Yeah I get that part....

Weda it a parody or not.....someone sent something right..?? She should post the evidence of what they sent to her naaaa

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