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Christianity Etc › Re: Things To Ponder About This God. by advocate666: 9:13pm On Dec 29, 2012
akagaba: And ths is d saddest mistake in ur life. This regret is such dat u wil live wit 4 the rest of ur life even afta death, and it shal be a vry painful regret. Its worst than suicide or if u wer nt born at all. JESUS is stil waiting 4u. Satan is just a deceiver and a hater of ur soul, run frm Him now be4 its too late. Its becus of U Jesus died. U stil hav d opportunity 2redres ur steps until u die. Thnk abt ur life.
You can shout and wail all you want. A hanging jew can never be my lord.
Christianity Etc › Re: Amen: What Does It Mean? by advocate666: 9:05pm On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=tpia@]you'd prefer he give you his money to smoke weed?[/quote]That would be a more productive use of his wealth,... if I smoked weed.
Christianity Etc › Re: Amen: What Does It Mean? by advocate666: 9:04pm On Dec 29, 2012
babarazy: The question wasnt meant for me in the first place. YES & NO sha cos i dont pay it frequently.
oh! sorry. The wayo-inspiration has ran away.
Anyway if anybody sees him, please ask him to come and tell us what he thinks about tithe paying.
Christianity Etc › Re: Things To Ponder About This God. by advocate666: 7:29pm On Dec 29, 2012
akagaba: And He deliberately did not want 2save himself just becus He came 2die 4u and get u saved. Hav u 4goten dat He resurrectd? So if he cud resurect frm d death, was it saving Himself frm d cross dat wud hav been hard 4HIM? My dear, wat u need 2kno dat His dieing was just 2set u free frm bondage and sin. He cried on d cros so dat u wil not cry again, He suffered so dat u wil not suffer again, He was on a mission just for U to give u d best of life and make u great. He wud hav come 2take His children home by now, but becus of u, He had to delay it. He is just patiently waitin 4u 2repent and come 2HIM so dat He can give u eternal life, U ar all He wants becus He has d biggest and greatest love 4u. Ths is d truth and its not too late 2turn away frm wateva thng uve initiated urslf in2, He is merciful and forgiving, and ul be amazed at wat ur life wil become only if usay "YES" to Him. Meanwhle, His name is not Jizz-us but JESUS. Try 2pronounce it and spell it d way it is. Welcome 2HEAVEN- THE THRONE OF ETERNAL JOY AND PEACE.
No thanks. I don't him or his eternal life. I don't want a dead gay jew in my life. I don't want his forgiveness. I don't want anything from him. Satan provides all I need.
Christianity Etc › Re: Amen: What Does It Mean? by advocate666: 7:25pm On Dec 29, 2012
babarazy: What does 'tithe' got to do with what we are discussing?
Are you a tithe payer or not?
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Anony About Souls by advocate666: 7:24pm On Dec 29, 2012
Reyginus: Anony don't bother to respond to this one. I will handle him.
Mr advocate, to begin with, what has this got to do with the thread?
Don't bother telling annoying not to bother with me. He already knows that that he can't handle me. He who is in me is greater... cool

So you are looking for another Q&A session? The thread is about one of anony's numerous stuppid beliefs which mould his character of self righteousness.
Christianity Etc › Re: The "Good", The "Bad" And The "Funny" by advocate666: 6:26pm On Dec 29, 2012
Admire: Pagan
Intelligent: Martian
Funny: Obadiah777
Christianity Etc › Re: Amen: What Does It Mean? by advocate666: 6:21pm On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=inspiredbyGOD:.]To the atheist and the wannabe satanist, I don't really care about their similarity, all I know is that we are not tied down by law(s) anymore. We are under a new dispensation. No more law tying us down for we are now under the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ. I did a little study on the maat nonsense and found out that the bullcrap is actually 42 and not 10. Now 6 of the 10 commandments
cannot be found in the 42 negative confessions and you claim the
commandments are gotten from the book of the dead. It should be clear it is not the case. By the way, killing, stealing etc was considered
wrong long before the 10
commandments and was punished by
God. There was oral tradition long
before written traditions. Claiming
something was first because it was written before something else is
therefore presumptuous.[/quote]And I am sure you are a tithe payer.
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Anony About Souls by advocate666: 6:04pm On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=Mr_Anony]Luke 20:2, Mark 12:14.....Notice how Jesus answers the questions in those verses.....you can also look up Matthew 22:15-46 if you want to see a lengthy dialogue.

By the way, I am answering his questions one by one. I only think it is fair that for each one of his that I answer, he equally answers one of mine[/quote]He is now comparing himself to Jizz-Us. Bigheadedness and overblown ego. The mark of a self righteous christian. Or previously known as a pharisee.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists Please Tell Me by advocate666(op): 5:58pm On Dec 29, 2012
Affiliated: Please indulge
I think he means, "should I start asking nonsensical questions?"
Crime › Re: Wicked Madam Tears Her Maid’s Private Part With Razor In Onitsha by advocate666: 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2012
cogitoErgo: The Onitsha Area Commander, Mr.
Benjamin Wordu who confirmed the
gory incident described it as the
‘highest level of man’s inhumanity to
man’
, noting that the suspect would
not go unpunished.
they had to find a way to blame men for this.
Politics › Re: Obi Provides Patrol Vehicles To The Army (pix) by advocate666: 3:51pm On Dec 29, 2012
which kind reporting be this? How can ten more vehicles bring the total number of vehicles to five?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Do You Know Your God? God's Characteristics? by advocate666(op): 2:43pm On Dec 29, 2012
I really need some christian input on this.
Christianity Etc › Re: Amen: What Does It Mean? by advocate666: 1:46pm On Dec 29, 2012
inurmind: ^^^
Didn't you study his post? can't you see the similarities between the Egyptian's confessions and the ten commandments?
Doesn't it interest you at all to know why they are so similar?

Plaetton please how old is the book of the dead?
A good christian will always run away from the truth. Plaetton's "rantings" is probably causing an onset of severe migrain in the christians' heads right now.
Christianity Etc › Re: Things To Ponder About This God. by advocate666: 1:40pm On Dec 29, 2012
akagaba: Soo unreasonable, meaningles, brainles and a combination of daftiness and ignorance. Its only Jesus dat can save u, cus ur dirt has soaked u real bad, only Jesus can wash u clean and make u fresh. Guy, pls run to Him and save ur soul. Dont be deceived, Satan hates u and wants u destroyed 4life, only Jesus can save u.
Jizz-Us needed to actually have saved himself when he was nailed alive to a log of wood. Instead there he was crying eloi!, eloi! lama sabachthani!

I take the protection of Satan any day. You can stay with your crying dead god.
Christianity Etc › Re: Things To Ponder About This God. by advocate666: 1:22am On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=*Kails*]please do enlighten us about how everything she mentioned, and life in general
could be possible without a beginning and a force behind them.

Please do explain....

*slurps remainder of tea*[/quote]That one doesn't know the explanation of something does not mean that one must accept the godly nonsensical proposition. It means that one must strive to acquire knowledge.
As the legend Bob Marley succinctly put it, "brother you should know, and not believe."
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Anony About Souls by advocate666: 12:42am On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=Mr_Anony]2. My answer: The question doesn't follow because since the soul by definition is non-physical and is not described spatially and materially, it becomes irrelevant to ask for a specific physical location of it in the body.

My question: Since you say that there is no aspect of you that cannot be defined comprehensively in terms of space, time and mass; could you please tell us the specific spatial measurements of the length, breadth and depth as well as the mass of your thought of the name "mazaje"?.....and tell us exactly how you came by those measurements so that we can recreate the same thought in our various homes if we input the same measurements.
Any additional details would be helpful such as it's velocity and movement pattern (if it moves) if it has a peculiar shape that we need to know of please tell us as well as the materials it is made of. Include detailed diagrams if necessary. Thank you.[/quote]Straw man. See straw man argument.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man
Culture › Re: Yoruba God Osun A Prostitute - Wikipedia by advocate666: 9:14pm On Dec 28, 2012
This explains a lot. Bastardd children.
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Anony About Souls by advocate666: 7:10pm On Dec 28, 2012
obadiah777: 1-YES ( ECCLESIASTES 12 VS 7 )

2-THE SOUL IS LOCATED IN EVERY CYTOPLASM, NUCLEUS, NUCLEOLUS, MITOCHONDRION, ENDOPLASM, GOLGI APPARATUS, RIBOSOMES, FLAGELLA, VACUOLES, SARCOPLASMIC RETICULUM. IT IS LOCATED IN EVERY CELL. THE SOUL IS THE ENERGY SOURCE TO THE WHOLE BODY WITHOUT WHICH LIFE CEASES.

3-THERE ARE RECEPTOR SITES IN EVERY CELL THAT THE SOUL IS SYNCED WITH.

4-WHEN THE RECEPTOR SITES CEASE TO FUNCTION, THE SOUL CANNOT ENERGIZE THE BODY. THE BODY BECOMES USELESS

5-YES ANIMALS AND INSECTS HAVE SOULS. ECCLESIASTES 3 VS 21 Who knows if the spirit of man rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?

6-AS SOON AS YOU POP OUT OF THE WOMB YOUR BODY IS JUST MECHANICAL MEAT POWERED BY THE SOUL OF THE MOTHER. ONCE THE BABY POPS OUT, THE LORD DROPS A SOUL INTO IT. THE SOUL IS WHAT CAUSES THE BABY TO TAKE ITS FIRST BREATH. THE SOUL IS BREATH. SPIRITUS. PNEUMA

7-BEFORE WE ARE CONCEIVED THE SOUL IS WITH THE LORD WHO MADE IT ( ECCLESIASTES 12 VS 7 )

8-THE SOUL SYNCED INTO THE BODY RECEPTOR IS WHAT CREATES CONSCIOUSNESS. CONSCIOUSNESS IS INHERENT AND DORMANT IN THE SPIRIT HOWEVER IT IS ACTIVATED WHEN IT SYNCS WITH THE RECEPTORS OF A BODY

9-YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SOUL AND THE INTELLIGENCE / CHARACTER OF A HUMAN. THE SOUL IS THE LIFE FORCE. YOUR INTELLIGENCE WITH REGARDS TO CARNAL SUBJECTS IS TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON THE HEALTH OF THE BODY THAT THE SOUL IS POWERING. HOWEVER YOUR INTELLIGENCE WITH REGARDS TO GODLY KNOWLEDGE IS INHERENT IN THE SOUL IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE ELECT MEN OF GOD. YOUR CHARACTER IS DETERMINED BY BOTH YOUR SOUL AND THE HEALTH OF THE BODY IT IS POWERING. IF THE SOUL IS A DOCILE SOUL THEN IT WILL NOT POWER THE BODY FORCEFULLY AND YOU WILL HAVE A DOCILE HUMAN. HOWEVER IF THE SPIRIT IS STRONG THEN YOU WILL GET AN ACTIVE PERSON. IF THE BODY THAT IS BEING POWERED IS WEAK THEN IT WILL REACT SLOWLY TO THE FORCE OF THE SPIRIT AND IF THE BODY IS HEALTHY AND STRONG IT WILL REACT ACTIVELY AND SHARPLY TO THE FORCE OF THE SPIRIT. AS SUCH YOUR CHARACTER IS DETERMINED BY BOTH THE BODY AND THE SOUL.

SO HELP ME GOD embarassed
Anony, this is how it is done. If you had given a straightforward answer like this, you would have converted an atheist and a Satanist.
Christianity Etc › Re: An Atheist Helps A Christian. . . . .Different Perspectives. by advocate666: 6:40pm On Dec 28, 2012
[quote author=الملكي فوق الله]Viewing this topic: Ileke-IdI

Ma Nairaland Wives in here trynna kick knowledge..... kiss
[/quote]This your name na wa o.
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Anony About Souls by advocate666: 5:53pm On Dec 28, 2012
Logicboy03: f4ck you angry
No, thanks.
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Anony About Souls by advocate666: 5:51pm On Dec 28, 2012
mazaje: It seems you are a prophet. . .LOL
LOL indeed my brother. The guy is an open open and shut case. So pathetically transparent. I guess I will remain a Satanist and you remain atheist. LOL. cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by advocate666: 5:45pm On Dec 28, 2012
manmustwac: Yes i did find it provocative also meaningless senseless etc. Is there any corrolation between the topic title and someones disbelief in God? Atheist, Whats Your Take On ANIMAL -HUMAN Sex?
For him, there IS a correlation between the two because he believes that his morality comes from his god. Most of us atheists used to believe the same thing. Threads like that are very useful because they help enlighten people about the universality of morality and why being decent in all acts is neither a monopoly nor a characteristic of the godly.

The thread was provocative, but that was a good thing. It was also neither meaninless nor senseless. Please unlock it. If his last post was over the top, you can hide it but don't put sexxual morality out of the bounds of discussion for atheist. Thanks.
Culture › Re: Was Odua An Osu? by advocate666: 2:41pm On Dec 28, 2012
The other day I heard that the name of one of theit governors is Amosu.
Christianity Etc › Re: Fun With The Anthropic Principle by advocate666: 2:33pm On Dec 28, 2012
wiegraf: Maybe. But really, if it cannot be verified in any way, like our good friend dog, you might as well be atheistic to its existence, no?
Except nothing makes the existence of multiverses impossible. Infact, it is more probable than a unique verse seeing that our universe is expanding. What is this expansion? Is it an expansion or a deformation caused by the "gravitational" pull of other verses? What is it "expanding" into?
Christianity Etc › Re: Fun With The Anthropic Principle by advocate666: 1:47pm On Dec 28, 2012
Interesting but my mind thinks it's a fallacious argument to affirm that a propbable possibility does not exist because you cannot access it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Wish For Nigeria In 2013? by advocate666: 1:20pm On Dec 28, 2012
[size=18pt]I wish for Satan to take control.[/size]
Christianity Etc › Re: Spiritual Odours. by advocate666: 1:19pm On Dec 28, 2012
What won't I hear from christians?
Christianity Etc › Re: Space 3 by advocate666: 1:18pm On Dec 28, 2012
But where are the photos so that I may judge on my own.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists Please Tell Me by advocate666(op): 12:49pm On Dec 28, 2012
Or maybe we are the aliens and others are afraid of us. Who knows.
Christianity Etc › Satan Ministry: +Be Prepared+ by advocate666(op):
For my fellow Satanist and would be Satanists, the coming year will be a great year for us. The power of the devil is ever increasing and his gift of knowledge ever widening.
Be ready for what is coming. Arm yourself with knowledge. If you haven't already done so, get yourself a copy of the Satanic Bible and immerse yourself in it. It is a great armour against our foes.
You must consider all christian beliefs, acts and thought as parasites to be rid of. You must treat them as such and without mercy. Do not expect love, rather go with hate and destroy them.
For the sake of knowledge, also study the christian bible because that is their main weapon. Study it diligently and learn how to defeat them with their own tools. Break their defenses.
We will minister on this section in 2013.
Get ready and be fortified.

Let us pray:

The foul parasites tremble at the sound of the name Satan, the name of our Mighty and Beloved Lord, who is their enemy. Satan which to them, means adversary. Satan which to us means Truth. Truth is their adversary. Truth, power and knowledge, all of which lie in His hands.

For too long have the parasites afflicted us, and in the name of Satan we stand and in the name of Satan we fight, in the name of Satan we destroy, thus creating the true Satanic world. Destruction is the necessary order of things at this time, and this power by Him and the Mighty Gods of Hell has been put into our hands.

As brothers and sisters, our force is unstoppable. In Their Mighty and Eternal Names, we fight and we destroy the enemy with the pride, honour and integrity of true Satanic warriors. We relish the destruction of the filthy parasitic godly. Their destruction which is total and which is definite is now. We must stay strong in our Beloved Father Satan and fight on until the end.

Hail Satan!!
Hail Abaddon!!
Hail Beelzebub!!
Hail Astaroth!!
Hail Azazel!!
Hail Lilith!!

Hail to all the Mighty Gods of Hell!

Hail to Hell's Army!

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